Tfw even Phil gets married and you’re still a khv

FUCK TEVIN!!!
FUCK SNORT!!!
AND FUCK KIWI FARMS!!!
#dspwon

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Shut up incel

>Had to marry someone just so she could be the ultimate pay pig so she can't run away like THAT OTHER GIRL did.

>Plans to make her a human shield against trolls

>Instead of a very lackluster vacation, it's a very lackluster honeymoon

>Mods banned and demodded after getting righteously angry that Phil lied about money being spent.

Damn, he does he keep """Winning"""?

How do I find a cute husband, Yea Forums?

Why are you projecting your insecurities into other people?

Don't, it's overrated. Just play video games. (But I'll play with you if you want. :D )

which mods got banned/demodded?

Marriage is an outdated concept.
If you need a pointless tradition to hold your relationship together you should find someone else.

>Emergency update! I'm getting divorced
>"Guys (snorts*), I really need you to donate more. I'm late on my alimony."

Can't wait.

I barely play anything anymore.

This but without even a shred of irony

Better single than married.
Get ready for the devorse begging arc. Kek.

Kiwifarms and tevin are his biggest fans at this point, if they stopped giving him attention he would legitimately be homeless.

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Look like they stepped out of an 80s photo album

She'll be gone when Phil can't buy her shit from donation money anymore.

holy fuck DSP is so fucking based I can't take it

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t. Kiwifarms
Pretty pathetic if you ask me
Keep fueling pedo Josh though!

How can he afford a wedding if he's constantly on the verge of financial ruin?

fuck you DSP is based
get out of here detractor

lol how old is that bitch
She got a fake ass smile, she's dead inside

russian mail order bride

He's completely fine financially.

>waaaaaw what
>how was i supposed to know she'd get that fat

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Kiwifarms is a site of braindead mongoloids that obsess over e celebs. It's pretty much TMZ at this point

why do people keep giving this dude money holy fuck lmfao

At least he's aware that the psycho haters are the ones keeping him from going under

lol see you paypigs on sunday *snort* ack ack ack

>haters
lol get out of here phil

Unironically better than marriage. I do know what you were trying to go for but it's not like you are getting any pussy either let's be real here

Cant wait for Sunday stream

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