No one cares

I've been enjoying it. Crafted World is basically Yoshis story if it didn't suck. It does start slow but it seems like maybe it's picking up the pace after getting the first gem. I much prefer this to the shitfest that was kirby star allies.

Its a fun game, gets pretty challenging if you want to 100% it. Honestly, ive enjoy playing it with my 10 year old nephew.

Incel copes from a smooth brained nintendo customer, classic

hit too close to home?

What? I just think its hilarious. Seeing a balding obese adult buying rainbow colored plastic and spending $60 on shovelware thinking hes the big man around town and telling others to have sex. Get rid of the neckbeard and lose some weight tubs, then maybe you can get a date thats not your hand

really cringe dude

Have sex.

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If it wasn't for Smash my Switch would literally get 0 game time every week.
Why do they insist with these Yoshi games?

Have sex nincel. You can repeat yourself like the robot you are, or make an attempt to improve yourself so you can feel a pussy once in your life

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Really??.
Aparently its selling really well.

Have sex.

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Have sex

I tried hard to care about it but I'm going to have to force myself to finish it. Another Nintendo disappointment.

Compared to Sekiro? Compared to DMC5? Compared to any other relevant release?

Lol.

Yoshi is a flop. Just like Labo, just like Travis Strikes Again, just like Dragon Marked for Death, just like Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

Did you get so mad that you accidentally replied to yourself?

B T F O

I think the "have sex" remark broke him.
He's replying to his own posts now.

It's alright. Reminds me of Tearaway and Puppeteer, I like the practical effects/arts and crafts theme

>kids play souls games
lol

based

Alright then, dont have sex? This is the hill you choose to die on...defending the switch and yoshi shovelware...and cardboard...nincels. Lol

I literally never defended anything, I just told you to have sex, and that seems to have made you so upset that you've become delirious and started imagining things.
You really DO need to have sex. Sad little incel.

People still try and say Nintendo isn't babyshit

true and based

Youre seething into a blinding rage to defend nintendo. Its plain as day. Its why all you can muster up to say is have sex. That, and youre always horny and wish you had something, anything to fuck. Instead youre a sexless western nu male lining up to buy nintendos latest shovelware trash, hardware and software, and cardboards. The perfect audience for nintendo. Dont have sex, no poor girl deserves your soi bean sized cock in her

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jesus christ
why are you taking the bait retard?

Play Gex.

I have never had this much success with the "have sex" insult before.
Please keep giving me (You)s, you seething retard. You're an absolute goldmine.

Because i know there are people who unironically fit into everything im saying. Youll see some pasty chubby nu male queers on twitter, reddit, and youtube talking about how epic the new yoshi game is on their switch. I have no doubt that some of those retards browse Yea Forums

>be a Nintendo fan
>see virgins rage over a yoshi game
> mfw no face

Or just fucking make another game like Yoshi's Island, which was actually decently difficult. Get fucking Miyamoto back on Yoshi.

Art style looks great, but these games are too easy. Never beat wooly world because it was a boring chore. The only challenge comes from 100% completion of collectibles.

>nu-yoshi babby garbage
Rightfully so.

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I know youre fucking with me. My goal is to have an unironic retard read this and feel sad or motivated. To improve his body, his taste, his spending habits, his virgin status. This goes beyond le epic (you)s. The guys who said based, they know whats up. They want to see some improve or crumble just like me.

*sharts*

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Some dude is telling you to have sex and you're giving him a fucking thesis in response.
You genuinely need to chill out, I can smell your anger from here. It's not even funny anymore, it's just sad and autistic.
Stop making such a damn fool out of yourself.

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>caring about Yoshi game that isn't the original Yoshi's Island
The signs were already there in Yoshi 64, but you retards keep buying it anyway.

Isn't it 2 on the eshop best seller right now? Either way it's fun

lol all his posts before that one could've been ironically funny but that one crossed a line

I'm enjoying it a lot more than Wooly World but holy shit that soundtrack is just nothing but fucking kazoos and shit. How did anyone at Nintendo listen to that and go yep that's fine?

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i didnt read a single thing you posted
but you need to take a deep breath and go to a different thread or something.
Yoshi is a cute little fun game to play too

>I take my anonymous japanese basket weaving forums VERY seriously
user was right, you do need to have sex.

Fat americans on social media and awkward europeans are the only ones interested in yoshi garbage

A few sentences is a thesis? To many lines and reading that get in the way of your next visit to exhentai and pornhub? Lol

I've been playing Crafted World alongside the original Yoshi's Island and it's astounding how much better YI is. How has Nintendo still not topped the original?

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More deflecting. Telling others to have sex wont do a thing for your virginity, always remember that

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I only played the GBA version of Yoshi's Island and I loved it, do I have a shit opinion? To my understanding it's exactly the same as the SNES version just with more levels.

Has nintendo released anything good this quarter?

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>Yoshi thread
>Is just two autists screaming at each other to have sex
Should have see this coming honestly.

That reaction image was posted to laugh at your autistic and melodramatic post, you absolute lost cause.

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>Yoshi's Island
>Decently difficult
I love the game to death but there is maybe one or two stages in that game that are difficult if that

>wanting Miyamoto involved with anything nowadays

Never go full retard.

This might be the most painfully cringy post I've read on this site in a very long time. Congratulations, user. You earned this (You).

If you say so buddy. Sell your switch and use the money for a gym membership. You need it. If you miss that classic nintendo experience, then get some cardboard and write nintendo on it with a red market. Youre unlovable (even your parents hate you) so it won't get you laid, but at least you won't hate yourself as much :)

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The people who do are enjoying it

Not everything is catered to you

>all this projection
Is everything okay, user?

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It’s too easy the snes one was difficult and had collectibles for added challenge, this one like the 3ds one is a cakewalk with a handful of challenging collectibles but 99% of it is easy shit

It’s not memorable like the old one

You have to be a special kind of upset to project this hard.

Based. Miyamoto is a hack, and should’ve retired years ago.

>T. Stupid newfag that believes Miyamoto is responsible for everything bad ever

Youre to low iq to even chat with, just repeating yourself over and over and over again like the smoothbrain you are. Just like nintendo does with their trash consoles and games lol! I've used enough time here for now, keep talking games not even toddlers would be play. I hope you thought about what I said

You *can't* have sex

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They changed some text and sound effects. It's worth it to play the SNES version for non-ear rape music.

be willing to play* FUCK

Toodles, smoothbrains and nintendo fans alike. One in the same really

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>people buy yoshi games
>"wtf bros why is ninty making yoshi games"
you people are disgustingly retarded

Wew, I didn't even read the entire thread before I posted this. It's like ground zero after they dropped a bomb of densely concentrated autism.

>leaving the thread with his tail between his legs
Later, tool. Tell me how your therapy goes.

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>Yea Forumsirgins are disgustingly retarded
There's a reason why this board is literally the lowest ranked IQ wise.

I think he means like for completion. It's easy to get hit and lose stars for your 30/30. Dying is never really a threat.

>literally cannot handle the bantz and has to leave
Pick up your game, son.

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Kirb has actually been pretty consistently fun over the years. Squeak squad, Triple deluxe, Robobot, I don't think star allies was really worth the price given it chugged on framerate, but the final boss section and powers/allies were pretty cool.

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>actually admitting to browsing reddit and twitter

Is this the part where you claim to leave the thread and then falseflag as a "different user" so that you can keep your pride while also still staying in the thread to seethe more?

Keep sucking cock, faggot. Maybe someday you'll get another good Paper Mario.

You can just farm star power-ups and use them right before the end of the level. For bosses, you just save right before and die if you get hit. It does get kinda hard once you factor in bonus stages and the stages you unlock after beating Bowser though (on GBA at least).

I was never really bothered by the GBA music, especially not compared to the abortion that is Crafted World's soundtrack.

farm star power ups? is this in Yoshi's new island or something? there were no power ups in the original game.

No, it was the GBA version. The virtual console didn't have the SNES version so I wasn't aware about that.

>All these arguement posts
>Two paid shills literally doing pic related unironcially because the autism is too genuine to be doing this on purpose
>No one in this thread is preaching loyalty and trust to Nintendo to trust they may make a fun albiet simple game.

And they call us babies.

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I'm enjoying it so far but going for 100 percent has been a bit annoying. Having collectables be completely gone if you just mess up once is pretty lame for this type of game, especially when you're going to be already backtracking through them for the flip side and optional shit. Is there even any reward for getting everything this time around? Already half way through the game and no secret levels or anything.

I just said "Have sex" and the rest is history.
It's funny how angry it makes people.

Not to mention the constant souvenir shit the game throws at you
>Oh by the way find THIS for me now x30 for each world.

Say Yea Forums, I've got another request...

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Has anyone cared about a yoshi game since island?

Almost read as "Have sex" then it hit me that maybe I've been on Yea Forums for too long.

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Successfully triggered the nincels, based

>series has only one good game

They took over twenty fucking years to bring the Orange Yoshi back, of course I don't care

yeah, complain about Yoshi's Story. a game that actually bothered to change up the formula instead of going the StarFox route and repeating the same formula over and over

It's not ninty's fault orange yoshi was more preoccupied with debunking youtubers than helping the tribe out

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"Have sex" isn't even been around that long.
It's not even really as Yea Forums thing, it's more of twitter.

The hidden levels are available after beating the main game. There's not that many of them but they do require a good amount of the smiley flowers to unlock.

but worth for other games

good maybe we can see a new Warioland next.

Its good though. Especially getting 100%.

filtered
fucking attention whore

I honestly don't even notice the tripfags, only when people call them out do I realize.

If this game were $20 it would have sold more than three times as much

That and Bocos been here for what, like, a decade?

Have sex