Heh, the Epic Games Store is totally going to fail

Heh, the Epic Games Store is totally going to fail

*review bombs Borderlands 3 on Steam*

Keep it up, boys!

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Hey people of color and otherkin folk, it's Randy. Thanks a bunch for your support!
I'm working hard to ensure I make BL3 just as well as I made Battleborn, Aliens: Colonial Marines, and Duke Nukem Forever!

Thank you for saving my company so we can continue to fight bigotry and be BADASS for many years to come! YAAAAAAAAAAASSS!

1) nice no article link
2) why are these game journalists using a fake screenshot of BL2 before the game was released?

I'm going to love seeing Yea Forums's excuses when Borderlands 3 is the top selling game of 2019

How in the fuck? Is steam actually gonna die this time?

>Sekiro sells 2 million copies
>Yea Forums: BASED JAPAN WINS AGAIN
>Borderlands 3 sells 15 million copies
>Yea Forums: HAHA BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY. SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN STEAM INSTEAD OF EPIC

I can't wait for the cognitive dissonance

seething

>I'm going to love seeing anons excuses when borderlands 3 get's outsold by day's gone

Your other anti steam thread isn't even done yet

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boiling

It was on sale, the whole thing for like 7 Euro, i bought it.

Borderlands 3 isn't going to be available on steam? Since when?

>le reddit asterisks

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>got 'em
he also has le reddit spacing XDDD

It's a shame there's nothing more of this person.

Like what?

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every negative review bomb is gonna be called a chinese psyop to harass devs into going to the epic store from now on

Like more revealing stuff or a name for that matter.

Oh, here.
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from what i recall it was still missing the 5 headhunter dlc pcks and uvhm 2 dlc for the last 10 levels. goyt edition doesn't cover everything. i think handsome collection had that stuff but not sure.

>Battleborn

Battleborn is a great game, though. Wish I could find some matches. But it has not rankes pvp mode, so why even waste time if you have not stepladder.

Redditor detected. Asterisks existed before reddit.

literally what game? u dumb AF

>Steam drones can no longer bully games with their shit reviews

LMAO

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>wtf im review bombing my Taco Bell on Yelp bc their Nachos Bellgrande is exclusive. Such bullshit!

It was literally free. What's wrong with you people.

PClards really are the most self defeating idiots on the planet.

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Actually they can, the reviews still show up.

Funny, because PC managed to push back against paid mods, managed to push Rockstar into allowing GTA V mods, and back in 2007, pushed back against Microsoft's attempts at introducing paid online, not to mention that we made Microsoft submit and put their games on Steam instead of their garbage store.
Meanwhile, console cuckolds gleefully accept absolutely everything that's thrown at them.
From obsolete consoles, to self-destructing consoles, to scams like paid online and soon gaming on streaming.

>he thinks some trash shooter game is gonna outsell sonys shitty movie game the last of us 2 in 2019
lol

didn't they mod dedicated servers to mw2 or something? i know some anons said that the game still got them in some form or am i wrong here?

I don't see 'em - nice try Steam drone

>fail at everything except one exact game
Randy clearly waited so long because he didn’t want to do it, having to rely on BL is unironically probably hellish for him, knowing his beloved new projects failed and his other attempts at success also failed.

Click this and you can see all of them again.

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Look, even the score changes to show the real one.

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>Stopped paid mods.
You still got creation club, lardie.
>Microsoft submit and put their games on Steam
Hey, fattie. You want to link me to Forza, State of Decay or Sea of Thieves on Steam? You can't..

All that rising up and you couldn't get out of your chair, chub-chub.

Based

>Implying normies will do this

It's what killed Steamspy

needs to be updated with the term "joy-puke".

>You still got creation club
Which is completely irrelevant considering nobody uses it and has almost no mods.
Steamworks is free, which is the important one.

>Hey, fattie. You want to link me to Forza, State of Decay or Sea of Thieves on Steam?
No, but I can link you to Halo, you know, the good ones.
I can point you at State of Decay, but who gives a fuck.

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>haha I will act like a manchild and review bomb borderlands 2, it will surely make them change their minds

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So what?
Even when there's not there's a huge alert besides the score basically saying that a fuck ton of negative reviews have popped up lately.
Which is hilarious because it gives them almost as much visibility.

It's worth it even just to make them mad as fuck, which clearly it does.
I wasn't going to pay for Borderlands 3 to begin with.

>haha I will call randy pitchford a nigger on twitter and act shocked that he blocked me but will act like i owned him

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Is it just me or is there a lot less EGS threads suddenly?

Wow, irrelevant. Just like on consoles!

Those aren't Microsoft's current games after they relaunched their platform. Yet ANOTHER launcher for those giant fingers to click on. Eat it up, mantits, PCgaming hasn't accomplished much in the last 10 years.

GDPR killed steamspy

I'm waiting on the next EGS exclusive before I start making more

>Those aren't Microsoft's current games after they relaunched their platform
But the Halo Collection is their latest, and it's on Steam.

I'm pretty sure they don't care, it will be their most successful game

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>Wow, irrelevant. Just like on consoles!
Oh no, you ate those up, because you are a console cuckold, you ate that up like you ate up paid online and like you will eat up streaming services, because a console cuckold is a dog with no standards who always obeys.

Pretty sure they care, considering how mad Randy was on Steam saying
>WOW, IF YOU ARE GOING TO REVIEW BOMB ME THEN MAYBE I WONT RELEASE BORDERLANDS 3 ON STEAM AT ALL
Which I honestly hope he does, the less visibility those reddit games get the better.

I agree, the state needs to control you rowdy plebians and tanks is a perfectly normal way to do so, stop whining!

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