Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys

What

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kids these days has better quality porn than we had

the cycle of life repeats

> not lopunny, buneary, gardevoir, any eevee evolution, eevee or pikachu
shit fucking taste.

Kids jerk off to minecraft porn

>lopunny
>buneary

how young are you? kill yourself

>lopunny, buneary, gardevoir,
zoom zoom

>BR getting penny

you wish

My first fap was to the fish princess in Ocarina of Time

Diamond and Pearl came out over 12 years ago, user

user, when looking for pokemon porn, you weren't supposed to fap to the animals...

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>being that young

a 12 year old jerking off to lopunny when it came out would be 24 now

>he doesn't want to be completely enveloped by a plant bulb and violated with vines

Same, much seed was spilt to her and Nabooru.

that was around the time the Dick started itchin'. you are horrifyingly accurate.

>unironically being that young

You're going to mention vore next, I can feel it.

>mixing glorious Lopunny and Buneary with that green whore of gardevoir
Im confiscating tgose bunnies from your filthy heretic hands
No bunny girls for you this easters

*toasts monster energy*

>owned
Based zoom

Mine was Misty

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What fucking terrible taste, should have jerked it to a better pokemon than that ugly bastard creation of an onion and a bulldog

There's no way that's real, right

or scat

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>bulldog
It's a frog, you blind fuck.

It's not. For one, Penny isn't in BR. For two, you get this instead in STW(still nice)

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or loli.

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THICC

Silly user, Gardevoir was the crowd pleaser so I didn't get lynched. of course I beat my dick so godamn fucking hard to the superior bunnies.

bunnies are made for breeding.

I wonder what the internet will be like when the next generation of autists come of age.

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I thought kinks were whatever random things that happened to make my penis twitch. Was I wrong?

I fucking wish but no. Still, BR's got some sexy shit anyway
It's always hilarious to see the hate for fortnite even though it's like a perfect game judging by how much people complain about how other companies mismanage theirs. Free, free BP, updates every week, seasons are free for everyone, glitchless (mostly). It's the most consumer friendly game there is, and it doesn't bow to sjw shit.

> this thicc
> she's the semi motherly caring type
If they nerf the thicc I'm blowing my load at epic HQ instead and pulling a new zealand.

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have sex

Okay user bend over.

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no u

> minecraft porn
What the fug?

>low test/effort

But I'm not married yet.

Post more cum powered robot please.

You were very wrong, toothpaste head for example is asexual and loves vore and since vore is a fetish that means fetishes are not inherently sexual.

What about it?

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the game represents all the hoursemen of apocalypse of modern gaming

>survival
>battle royale
>crafting
>microtransactions

Havent found any videos of someone fucking this exact doll. What gives?

i already fucked your mom

I don't have any. sorry to leave you blue balled.

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God I wish I was this doll

Is this what you want?

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Any robot's a cum powered robot with a protein compatible engine and enough eggs.

Being designated the main fuelling station may result in some awkward situations though.

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Not my proudest fap.

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I heard fortnite added furfag skins
do people (not children) actually pay money for cosmetics or did they finally realise it's a stupid thing to do?

>survival
what does that have to do with anything? are good games only the ones in which you DON'T have to survive or something?
>BR
sure if you want to be a contrarian
>crafting
???????
>microtransactions
cosmetic, and they even give them to you for free if you just play. the game is free, by the way
I'm probably talking to one of those guys who shill gacha shit like FGO so I won't even bother. Don't (you) me

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anything good butt related?

WOAH MOMMY

imagine paying for fucking cosmetic garbage

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for me it was Andariel

source

Boobs are too round. I can't fap to this.

>Don't (you) me
please shuffle off the mortal coil

Looks like...

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Is this really age appropriate for Yea Forums?

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Installing epic store for fortnite

I'm still pirating epic exclusives but my fuck rod commands me to get bunny ass.

As you get those vbucks through just playing the game, there is no need to pay real money in the first place.

>Epic adding stuff like this in a game for 10 year old kids.

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d-did the guy bunny shrink or did the girl bunny become a giantess from love?

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GIWTWM

That doll is insanely customizable. You probably have you just don't know it.

Don't kink shame user.

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why am i so aroused

Because you have a fetish where you wish you were a little boy and an adult woman would take advantage of you?

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>minecraft
>spheres
I HATE IT

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It's not too late to become the doll.

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its also expensive and a ton of upkeep.

___ _ ____ ____ ____ __

Because you're a kid and shouldn't be posting in this forum

technology isn't there yet and magic doesn't exist.

you wouldn't a bunny would you user?

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Not even remotely close to comparison

> jacking off to fortnite

Name something more Zoomer core than this

people still play this??

What am I looking at

who said you'd live?

>>there are kids jerking it to fortnite porn
probably
>> the same way i jerked off to bulbasaurs

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Can she be my giant girlfriend who's 4 times my size?

>Little Mac and Samus

>A girl will never kiss you in the forehead and give you a mint Ted Williams card

Why even live

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They're probably different breeds.

Unless my ghost can haunt the doll I don't see a point in not being around.

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Gotta take what you can get.
A fake vagina for wearing over your dick.

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Furgin

only if its a cute relationship

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So you can be a boy, give a girl a kiss on the forehead and give her a mint Barby Doll, obviously.

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>Jlullaby reference

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If it's cute, girly and has a butt good enough.

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minecraft porn

>>>/yp/

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how expensive would one of these be?
asking for a friend

I wasn't referencing anything but you have my attention

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>jerked off to bulbasaurs
Why?

WOAHH IS THAT MOVE EVEN LEGAL??

if you dont know thisr artist then you have problems. also i spelled it wrong.

>jlullaby

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>last panel

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>only part of skin shown is to remind everyone of an ugly meaningless white girl tattoo-scribble

I can forgive the humanoid ones, but Bulbasaur?

Explain how the average man is supposed to satisfy a woman with big thighs and ass

My first fap was at 7 while watching Takeshi Castle, seeing them break open the doors while escaping from the ogre made me very aroused somehow

about $2,800

Why does her pupils have eyelashes?

With his dick, are you dumb?

You think that's odd, I recall seeing what looked like a video, on youtube, about a young buy who gives head to dogs.

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Put her on top and let gravity do the work.

But what about, mouth, hands and feet?

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This is absolutely pathetic. And this is coming from a 27 yr old who remembered waiting 5 minutes for some shitty dial up internet to download one of those 15 second snippets of BangBros and RealityKings.

>tfw you remember the god tier sites like Round and Brown,BALL Honeys, MeatHoles, FacialAbuse, BrickhouseButts, and 40inchplus.
>tfw porn has been reduced to ugly white bitches with fake asses instead of ugly whores with REAL asses like Luscious Lopez, Ricki White, Belladonna, Olivia Olovely, and Naomi Russell

If it wasn't for nasty bitches like Proxy Paige, Violet Monroe, Arabelle Rapheal, Lena Paul and Natalie Moore I probably would have stopped watching porn 5 years ago.

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dick just sinks in like quicksand.

Have sex

Instructions unclear, I am now suffocating.

People use Attract all the time

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>sexy bunny outfits
>in A CHILDREN'S GAME
They can't get away with this bros.
>inb4 it's not a children's game
remind me what age group the majority of the playerbase is again

Damn, those are some nice thighs

If you looked anything like that doll, I'd pound you into submission. Anybody THAT thick deserves nothing but hard dick.

Man, Yea Forums is really fucking gay now huh.

>See MineCraft porn
>Characters are all square
>Except they have round tits, butts and genitals
RUINED MY IMMERSION.

you see, this aint bait. there are niggas on that beat their meat to pokemon that ARENT gardevoir or lopunny.

how does it feel to know that FUCKING ZOOMERS have better taste than you???

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It's fake you stupid raging autist
Even if it wasn't, according to you shooting people is less worrisome than a slightly skimpy outfit, you should chug the nearest container of poison

>15 second snippets of BangBros and RealityKings.
My man.
Streetblowjobs was the best though.

I wish I was her.

they put this shit in a game aimed at kids? this feels kinda weird. SOme anons might argue Overwatch was the same but I always felt Overwatch was aimed at 14 - 16 year olds and Fortnite was more for like 7 - 10 year olds.

This shit feels a little too slutty for kids.

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Wtf, I want to fuck bunnies now

no, they don't jerkoff the same way you do

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First fap was to some of those ancient flash games you'd find on websites back in the day
>tfw going to my friends house after class in middle school and huddling around the computer, trying to memorize everything before going to the bathroom and rubbing one out before his mom came home.

I'll care when they bring the boob physics back.

Tsareena is infinitely less shameful than Lopunny.

Over 2K
I want to say 2,300 last I saw

It's fake, genius.

Now this is good taste. Imagine banging her the the butcher’s room from the original Diablo.

He's so small holy shit

/lgbt/ sucks less dicks than Yea Forums

Imagine being this spastic

>go on Limewire
>download about 2 GB of porn
>dick is rock hard and ready to choked out
>I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN.wmv

Those were simpler times user and I honestly miss it.

Dude, theres a reason why people think it's real. This shit is not beneath the kikes who run these companies

>BIG_TITS_LESBIANS_SQUIRT_FEST.exe
to retarded to know it's a virus and kill the family computer

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you will take responsibility right?

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DAMN BOI SHE THICC

>he never thought of sticking it in bulbasaurs back lettuce
The absolute state of Yea Forums.

>according to you shooting people is less worrisome than a slightly skimpy outfit,
Fuck off you foreign faggot. You clearly understand nothing.

>Draw a girl
>give her gray skin
>LMAO ITS A ROBOT xd

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>those days of being a retarded kid

Goddamn. I remember being in 7th grade and fapping to google images porn. I remember one time I was fapping to these fake Beyonce nudes that turned out to be shop'd pics of Sky Lopez.

Anyway for whatever fucking reason 11 year old me decided to print a pic out. Fap. Fucking forget about the pic. Fast forward 5 hours later and my mom is off work and on the family computer. For whatever reason it hits me that the pic is still in the printer tray.
Fucking bee line it to the living room and grab the pic and stuff it in one of my school folders. My fucking heart was beating at like 100mph or some shit. God I wish I could be a young dumb ass kid again.

why the fuck are you even on our website?

>literally tits coming out of a rectangle
If you're gonna fap to Minecraft commit to the aesthetic, this just feels like you did it for the novelty.

>Not having a 8gb psp card full of porn cause you dont have your own computer

W2C plastic woman

why isn't there much porn of her

Go away.
Man that 8gb disappeared fast when you put shit on. psp interface was excellent though.

U mad lmao

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It's the black sclera, really

>implying PSPs were out when I was 11

Niggas still had GBAs son. Besides, by the time PSP was out, I had my own PC by then. Literally spent all my time playing SNES/GBA emulators, AOL chatrooms, and fucking around on MEEBO, Sconex, and Newgrounds.

i know. i still have my 3 psp's and all my card along with my vita. i dont use it for porn anymore since i have a gaymer pc but i do think one of the cards still have some shit on it somwhere.

Personally, it's the fluff and cute lips.

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Lopunny,s eyes are supposed to be nornal eyes with a black marn around them, but the black sclera is popular too

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Kids these days don't know the suffering of having to wait 3 hours for the porn to load

This wtf were they thinking

Must be hard not getting hard to real robot oiled pussy

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Why is his crotch where his ass is supposed to be?

> loads line by line
> gifs move at one frame per two seconds

Assaultbabe needs love too!

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The good old days.

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>Stops loading half way

Congratulations you fucking furry faggot.
You got the joke.

never played this game really, is her HITBOX bigger than the other girls... would seem like

Looks more like fat than meat.

her SHITBOX is certainly bigger than the other girls

based and id eat anything that came out of it

why do white women get that shit

>g-gg-guys please come back
Lol Fortnite is finished

literally me

It's fake you fucking troglodyte

>not jerking off to GTAV striptease

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Where do you put it in?

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wanted to stick your dick in that bulb eh?

>not nutting to gtaIV princess robot bubblegum epsidoe on the in game tv

where can i buy this?

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'ere

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Just send me a $500 check bro hehe

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What's the source for this again?

You wouldn't let someone else build your waifu for you, would you?

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>all these newfags suprised someone wanked to bulbassaur

>i didin't even know bionicles still where a thing
where would you even get the parts? just from random boxes?

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Why did they remove her?

I wish I had a hot older babysitter who could've been like a pseudo big sister who I could've grown up with and eventually become good friends with her and possibly sexually explored with but y'know this is fine too I'm a simple man.

what have I become?

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>jerking of to anything but hentai

ffs desu senpai

Imagine the snu-snu

Sets, bricklink, brickset, ebay. There's still a good market for Lego and Bionicle, user.

wait....is she a prostitute?

i know what i must do.
>Goodbye money

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24 here, this was very similar to my first experience of porn

Except I stole my dad's credit card and downloaded fucking EVERYTHING from bangbros in 2007, He beat the shit out of me with a belt but I still have the vid so who's laughing now?

There's nothing to do but accept it at this point.

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Have fun, user, and good luck on getting the sets/pieces you want!

when they releasing a barefoot skin? get on it

Based rabbit with big dick energy going after the big girls so he can have big offspring

I-

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If they manage to ever invent AGI and put in that sex doll, why would I ever deal with real flesh and blood women ever again???

this tomato

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more

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I get Chiqorita, but Bulbasaur?

This, right here.

your child would commit suicide

>one user fapped to Bulbasaur
IN THAT CASE, I'LL CHOOSE CHARMANDER!

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Gary was such a nigger in Gen 1.

>choose grass
>nigger chooses fire

>choose fire
>nigger choose water

>choose water
>nigger chooses grass

Literally Squirtle vs Bulbasaur is the only FAIR fight, fuck GameFreak.

>Ywn have a 6ft+ tall gf that loves you even though you're a full foot shorter than her

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imgur.com/gallery/SKx5P
Enjoy yourself.

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Thank you m'lord

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ENDER'D

With Newgrounds being a thing again, I wonder if a new crop of kids will learn of Slutty McSlut.

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>Tattoos bad

What about skullfucking cubone? Necro and zoophilia in one go

>there are kids jerking it to fortnite porn
probably
the same way i jerked off to bulbasaurs

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Sign me up.

christ and I thought I was bad for fapping to 19th century erotic art

Don't you mean
>Vulvasaur.

Picket Fences. I was a kid watching this. I used to love Lauren Holly.

What kind of moron charge more for handjobs than blowjobs?

either way doesnt make him less of a degenerate

Where... where does the egg go?

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Wait,newgrounds is a thing again?

That last one.

I'm lost on why this got so many replies. Could have at least picked a better pokemon, but where do you people think you are?

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The Fortnite nostalgia in 10 years is gonna be insane

The kind that doesn’t have hands. It’s very exotic.

so many (you)
add me in screencap bro

For the le epic screenshot moment. Commonplace here. though the post did make me laugh.

Unironically, yes,they are.
They're useful for not getting involved with the kind of spastics who have to wear their interests on their arms, though.
Literally never met anybody with tattoos who had any original ideas on life, just vague free for all philosophy that offends nobody at every level.
They make themselves billboards for other people's ideas and art on the slim chance it'll be a conversation starter with a partner who likes the same band or whatever the fuck it references.

youtu.be/y-xti9psK3o Best I could do.

wtf is with this place recently?

There are people who jerked off to mosquitoes biting someone too

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SlipperyT is weird in that he's a very talented animator, but he exclusively works with Minecraft stuff. Also it's almost always bestiality or monsters with hyper insertion and cum inflation. Sucks, I'd love to see him do some better stuff.

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>recently

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AUTISM

God, leotards that are cut so high they completely expose the hips are Elder God-tier.

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