Why do girls like horses so much?

why do girls like horses so much?

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they have big dicks

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riding horses give them orgasm or so i've heard

but they like dogs too

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they're a good ride

They have big dicks too.

I GOT HORSES IN THE BACK

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Fpbp

They're super jacked and have huge cocks but are also subservient to the rider.

They like the idea of horses, not the actual animal itself. Just a big smelly creature that shits everywhere and gets spooked at literally everything.

why do boys like cars, guns, violence and muscles so much?

historically horses have always been phallic symbols

No idea, horses are scary up close. It's a fucking giant animal with jet black great white shark eyes that could beat the shit out of you AND steal your girl. They make me nervous.

we don't

it's just a stereotype

car guys are the male equivalent to horse girls

>being scared of a docile, domesticated animal

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But I like cars, guns and horses.

Fuck off dumb roastie

more like cocks, gays, and horsecocks lmao fuckin fag

SUMMER

SALT

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ok

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Are you underage, ESL or just lack basic reading comprehension due to your mother smoking crack when pregnant?

>Horses
>Docile
Being near horses, even ones you "trust", can be a terrifying experience. They're dumb as rocks so if you happen to accidentally step behind one and it gets spooked by a bird, you can enjoy having your skull kicked open.

Fuck off dumb roastie

If you don’t, then your a fag.

I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE

some dogs have big dicks too

Go back to the shadows

Being near cars, even ones you "trust", can be a terrifying experience. They're dumb as rocks so if you happen to accidentally step behind one and it has its parking brake off, you can enjoy having your skull rolled over.

Then go do normie stuff

Beware a girl who trains her dog/s for competitions.

Reduced stature horses of particular descent that I possess or posses the rights to ownership of

how come horse boys dont exist?

Horse girls are huge red flags. Not only are they disgusting red necks, but the horse is a substitute for her personality. Just having a horse is intended to humanize her and make her seem like she's down to earth, but ironically it exposes that she's really basic.

The typical trite description they spew includes something about:
>loving to go on adventures
>drinking beer
>being one of the boys

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horses can only be female.

Cars don't turn on randomly and just run you the fuck over for walking next to them. However, I will say that driving and being near a road is existentially terrifying when you actually think about it for what it is.

This is also a non-point since cars aren't alive.

you just know