2 Years Switch Owner

Yeah I double that. I agree user I've had my Switch for about a year and a half and once you've played Botw and Odyssey you've seen it all. I've actually got mine boxed up to sell this weekend. If they decide to get off their ass and make the e-shop worth a shit and we start seeing at least some N64 games I'm done for now. If shit changes maybe I'll pick up the new model but I doubt it really.

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nice blogpost
don't like it don't play

REMINDER that only CHILDREN AND AUTISTS give a fuck about consolewars.

Phew next time try to at least hide it a little

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>not modding it and turning it into a machine that can play any game from any Nintendo console ever made
>and being portable
That was your mistake boyo.

also charging port under the console, so you cannot even use the fucking kickstand while you charge.

I agree with that list wholeheartedly. If it wasnt for FE, Rune Factory and some other RPGs I'm waiting for, this shit would now be dropped hard. I definitely won't be memed into buying the next nintentoddler console and I was a fucking fan since the first gameboy...

>Joy-Con pairs cost $80 and a single Pro controller is $70
this wouldn't bother me as much if the joy-cons weren't so fucking awful

It's not really consolewars, unless you want to see it that way. It's just platform gripes. Dunno why someone can't just be unimpressed with a platform and want better from a company, without it being related to consolewars.

It only becomes consolewars when you bring up consolewars.

You forgot no internet browser, themes, realistically not a lot of avatars and also Hulu but no Netflix?

Is that already possible with switch? If so I’ll buy a switch pro and mod this fucker

>usually terrible downgraded ports
Most of them are actually pretty decent, but okay
>full price re-releases of years old games
Same as other consoles
>games released in 2017 are still full price because brand
Are you saying you'd rather pay full price for a game at launch just for it to drop in price 50% or more a couple weeks later? This should be a positive.
>common hardware issues
At launch, it's gotten a lot better since then
>wagglan gimmicks in 2019
Optional, and extra features like gyro controls actually do enhance the game
>overpriced Labo cardboard gimmick mini games
Just ignore it if you don't care for it
>google cardboard VR
Gets pretty good reviews so far, I don't see the problem
>bad online service + bad incentives + paid online (even though it was free for like a year)
It's getting better slowly, and they already said when Switch was announced that it wouldn't be free forever.
>no virtual console
Good, why do you want to pay $5 for an NES game?
>Arms was a wagglan tech demo and a fail of a new IP
It's actually pretty decent and has a respectable following. Waggling is optional.
>many first party games are just mediocre in general
Debatable, just because they aren't all Mario Odyssey or Breath of the Wild doesn't mean they aren't fun
>can't even hold down third party exclusives (Octopath)
There's a reason why Octopath was the only one you could list. Because it's literally the only one. Have you seen how many exclusives PS4 has lost in the last month alone?
>new Pokemon looks like a glorified 3DS or Gamecube game
Game Freak sucks, nothing new
>still using basic miis from Wii
So? Don't fix what isn't broken
>still lacking major third party support
It seems to be doing pretty well with AA Japanese companies, which is really all you should have expected. But just the fact that it's getting upcoming mature AAA games like Mortal Kombat 11 and Doom Eternal is a pretty huge step for Nintendo.

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Sounds like typical nintendo console.

Been possible for a while now, its mad that hackers have managed to get emulators working before Nintendo has.
Check out the Homebrew General on /vg/, its got all the necessary guides and anons will usually help you out.
Don't think it will work on the new Pro though.

Just hack the thing if you have an older Switch model you dumb fucks. The piece of shit has maybe 5 worthwhile games, the rest are either ports or garbage so just turn it into an emulator machine.

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>avatars

This. Where the hell are the Xenoblade, Fire Emblem, Bravely, and just non-kiddy avatars? I've been using the mystery box one for ages because I hate the available options. Don't know why they take so long to add obvious & easy shit.

>it's another snoygger larping as a nintooper to fish for free (You)s episode

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name one downgraded port that isn't bethesda shit. I'll wait.

i aint reading all that shit

Obsessed

>Xenoblade, Fire Emblem, Bravely
>non-kiddy
>this is what weebs actually believe

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Meanwhile, here's what I think of the Switch as a SANE PERSON.

>200 bucks for a fully hacked handheld is a fairly reasonable price
>it has a couple of games out right now which are fun, and it has a few more games out this year I'm looking forward to
>I really like the joy-cons, they're the best controllers Nintendo have made since the GC. Plus, it's only 15 bucks to swap out the shell and get a D-pad.

Downgraded? Almost every single game has been downgraded. Bad ports I believe are what you are referring to. Here's some:

>Xenon Racers
> any and all Musuo game
>Fate Extella
>Fate Extella Link
>Warriors Orochi 4
>SNK Heroines
>WWE 2019
>Ark
>Rime
>Adventure Time Pirates
>Hello Neighbor

Didnt hack mine, but I like it. But after playing through the staples it's kinda sitting there collecting dust right now. Ordering myself some Super Robot Wars T to dust it off a bit. Cant wait for several games for it though, mainly Pokemon and FE:Three Houses.

Now tell me which of those games are worth playing

PS4/Switch idort here. It’s worth it for my weeb shit alone but I couldn’t have it as my only console. Xenoblade 2 > Persona 5

>it's kinda sitting there collecting dust right now.
No shit, what did you think you'd be using it for? I'm assuming you aren't 12, you aren't really going to be playing on a console every day.

You're not an idort with that you mongoloid, you need a gaming ready PC to complete it.

Meh, got plenty to do and other consoles to play so not even mad about it. Already got my money's worth actually and anxiously waiting for more.

I have a gaming PC I only use it for Souls games and ntr visual novels

I have over 90 games for PS4 but barely 10 games for switch

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That's a lot of shovelware on ps4.

NOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT

Funny how all these shitter switch owners post the same stock images.

why do you lump collectors edition boxes between standard game cases? looks weird as fuck. just dedicate a shelf to display boxes.

Notice how op hasn't provided a timestamped image

None of that really is shovelware outside of ark and the atelier games.

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Then you have a poor definition of shovelware

That's bot an argument. If you like those kind of fun games you can find it even on snoystation. They just like to push their console with muh serious movie games.

>2017: the switch is gonna flop! No games! Nintendo are finished!

Reality: the Switch has one of the best launch years of any system ever, sales break records, hosting some of the most acclaimed games of all time.

>2018: the switch is gonna flop! No games! Nintendo are finished!

Reality: the Switch is dominating Japan and America and year-on-year sales are demolishing the PS4 by more than 20%. Six of the Top 20 best selling games of the year were Switch Exclusives.

>2019: the switch is gonna flop! No games! Nintendo are finished!

Fucking kek. This board will never recover from the success of the Switch.

>you can find it even on snoystation.
They haven't had games like that since the ps1

Nothing on there really is shovelware though. Shovelware is stuff like Imagine Babyz or Myth Makers. Stuff that was so minimal effort that it barely is a functional game.

>why, yes, this shit is expensive, and bad, and terrible, but what about it, if yu want something good for a resonable price buy a PC
Was that suposed to be an argument defending the Switch?

I don’t think you know what shovelware is, what games on there are shovelware?

Pff op is a nigger

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>Stuff that was so minimal effort that it barely is a functional game
Which applies to the majority of games there as well as most AAA games. Remember, just because it had a huge advertising campaign doesn't mean it's not shovelware.

>Thread criticizes Nintendo
>Snoy comes up

Every fucking time. Nintendo is just as shit.

come on now

you've never even played shovelware

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I own a PC & Switch & PS4 & 3DS, I don't care why you're butthurt

>no achievements
Nooooo my game doesnt reward me for having fun!

LMFAO cry harder. Maybe the Switch will suddenly stop being a juggernaut success if you shed enough tears lol

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You didn’t even look up those games. Shut the fuck up you corporate dick-sucking toddler.

Yes shovelware comes in all shapes and sizes. Take fifa for instance.

Nothing on there is AAA tho outside of like God of War and Tomb Raider but that’s not shovelware. I think you’re just bad at recognizing video games.

Most of those titles are from Atlus, Falcom, Xseed, Nis, Square Enix, etc.

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>Are you saying you'd rather pay full price for a game at launch just for it to drop in price 50% or more a couple weeks later? This should be a positive.
what a onions give up mentality

>Calling based Chicken Shoot shovelware
I bet you've never even played it, faggot

Not an argument.

Oh boy, the reading comprehension on this one.

I don’t know what this game is because it’s not on my Nintendo system and the series never appeared in smash brothers, it has to be shovelware.

>OMG Switch has so much shovelware
>No this isn't a console problem it's a Switch problem
>look at my PS4 it's a Switch problem PS4 has no shovelware look at the Wii
Snoyniggers are the new /pol/tards and/or bronies

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What titles are shovelware then faggot?

Is Dragon Quest shovelware?

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>NINTENDO GAMES NEVER DROP IN PRICE

>Buy game
>Play game
>Sell game
>Literally losing nothing

Other consoles
>Buy game
>Play it
>Its worth 50% less

Or even worse Pc
>Buy game
>Dont own it
>Cannot sell

>switch owner lists reasons why its bad
>CONSOLEWARS, BAD
get a grip

Fuck off snoynigger falseflagger

>What titles are shovelware then faggot?
The real question is what you think shovelware is? I could list every game that is either a cheap production or has barely functional gameplay but I have no idea if you're going to pull the old NUH UH on me.

>switch owner
You got baited

Not true you retard, I bought 90% of my GameCube games for under a dollar when they were being liquidated. The Zelda anthology ran me 10 bucks.

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Absolutely btfo
Nintendo stock crashing as we speak, may as well start digging the grave

>switch owner
Is that why OP can't provide a timestamped image?

Just name the titles and put an end to this madness

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>IGN article

We talk about Nintendo exclusives games and the absolute majority of your Gamecube games are fucking Third Party you small brained nigger
And those never drop in price ( normally because Nintendo introduced Nintendo Classics with games like Zelda A Link Between Worlds for example)

I see no sports games on the shelf, no yearly installment series like asscreed, no Ubisoft or EA games at all. The first party Sony games are God of War, The Last of Us, the last guardian, shadow of the colossus remake, to name a few.

That Dragon’s Lair special edition is rare and expensive as hell as well as the Physical Edition of gravity rush 1. AER is an import since the UK was the only region to get a physical edition and the Japanese title looks like Capcom Beatem up bundle’s Asia only physical release. Like 85% of those games in that collection are Japanese. Nothing on there is rampant shovelware.

NU UH THAT DOESN'T COUNT

>Like 85% of those games in that collection are Japanese.
Okay?
That doesn't mean it's not shovelware user.

PC + PS4 < PC + Switch < PC + Both
What, you don't have a gaming PC? What are you, dumb?

>The first party Sony games are God of War, The Last of Us, the last guardian, shadow of the colossus remake
Not him but I'd consider these shovelware because of the lack of interactivity and general gameplay, TLoU in itself was a port.
TLG is just a shabby game altogether with framedrops and glitches everywhere before the patch, same goes for the sotc remake.

Not true either as a serious Nintendo collector I rarely pay top dollar for first party games. Anyone who tells you that Nintendo games never drop in price is dead wrong.

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Just owning other platforms alongside an inferior platform does not excuse the shortcomings of inferior platform

God of War doesn’t have a lack of interactivity.

>that list
lmao. literally what

Nice Spin but PS4 sold more than the Switch Worldwide. You could also say that the Xbox 360 was the best selling console in america last gen even though the Wii and the PS3 outsold it globally.

It doesn't even have half of the combos the previous games had.

Fire Emblem Warriors is still full price. As is Pokken. DK Tropical Freeze came out 5 years ago and even got a Nintendo Selection rerelease for 20$ on Wii U but is still being sold for full price on Switch.

Its another mentally-ill-kiddies-can't-cope-with-Nintendo's-existence thread.

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I can tell you have zero fucking clue what you’re talking about because not only does god of war have a very well thought out combat system, life is strange is sitting on the shelf and that’s on par with a Telltale game.

Stop buying from gamestop, they mark up the prices of games.

The combat system is entirely different. It’s more grounded while the other one puts its basis in aerial combos. Does the resident evil 2 remake suddenly not become a game because they changed tank controls for the newer resident evil gameplay?

Why would I mention LiS if
1) I'm only talking about the games he listed there specifically
2) it's obvious to everyone?

>Does the resident evil 2 remake suddenly not become a game because they changed tank controls for the newer resident evil gameplay?
That's not a good comparison because the game didn't come out worse for it.

Stop using GameStop as a price check. That’s like using eBay BIN listings for what they’re selling rather than what price they actually sold at.

why didnt they just release the switch as handheld only and the successor to the 3ds with the same specs and then made a real console with current gen specs?

God of War wasn’t worse off with the gameplay changes. The old games had everything set up to be a one way gauntlet with QTEs the new game was more or less an adventure game like Dark Messiah

>two controllers cost more than one
scandalous

>I have over 90 shitty games for PS4
ftfy also learn to keep in order your shit, that pic is hideous

>and then made a real console with current gen specs

They can't even do this. Even if the Switch was just a typical home console, it would still be 1080 HD and less powerful than base Xbox One.

I agree with you 100%. the Switch is truly the Macbook of PCs (yes, mac is PC too). I say this as someone who wanted a switch just to play the new smash bros. luckily I got it for free as a present and have only bought 3 games for it. actually I'll buy almost anything on PC even if it's on switch too.

>before the patch

Are you seriously trying to call out a game for problems it doesnt currently have

the irony is that if the switch didn't have joycons, a screen, and an expensive highly-optimised architecture to fit so much computing power into such a small device it could be much much cheaper than the base ps4

It’s already in alphabetical order though.

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The switch is complete trash

He probably means like separating out the big boxes into their own alphabetical order, which admittedly probably would look better

Why buy a switch at all? Just emulate shit on your PC and when you're out in public don't stare at an electronic device like a fucking autist.

Socialize

i like mine

I own a switch for like 6 months and I see nothing wrong with OP's post, the nintendo shop is playstore tier, really, except that games are more expensive on eshop.

I wouldn't care if the system had more good games, even if they were "indie" but fuck, they keep rereleasing games from PS3 era and playstore shit, I bought it expecting more stuff with Mario Odyssey/BotW/Xenoblade/Smash quality, but, if they are going to keep with 3rd party and remasters forever then the only reason to keep a switch is to play the party games with friends, which is a lot of investment considering other consoles would also have something to offer.

What kind of argument ‘if you actually want good things go somewhere else’ is?

What can I expect from the new switch

>he early-adopted
Thanks for beta testing, bitchboi. I look forward to purchasing a Switch Pro later this year.

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What's her major malfunction?

>last and final console release
Just like in every fucking year ever

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Seethe

She's singing

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