Why do you faggots hate her so much?

Why do you faggots hate her so much?

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Because she literally ruined everything.

Because her fat ass looks like the kind that stinks.

the skyward sword version of her was better

Because we played the game in English rather than Japanese.

She does nothing other than being a incompetent bitch who got the interesting characters killed and sits in Ganons ballsack doing jack shit until the end

Her voice is fucking awful just like all the english voice acting in Botw.

She whines because boo hoo I can't activate my powers boo hooo wah wah wah.

She got a fine ass though so I'll accept her as long as I can destroy her ass

she's old and busted

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big forehead
horrible voice
dumb, fat and smelly
and worst of all useless

The stinkiest Zelda in the franchise

>why retarded homo shippers and fish shipper are mad about the canon main heroine?

>they don't like smelly girls
later homos

i hate hated her voice at first, but then i got used to it

then the actual storyline of the game revealed what an absolute incompetent and whiny bitch she was

i gotta hand it to nintendo though for giving at least some kind of personality to zelda for once after the talking stonewalls that were TP and SS zelda

You answered it yourself, they're faggots.

Link and Zelda's souls are destined to be together by a curse and that would be fine and all since their first incarnation together had them in a relationship but there's one problem, namely that of another soul that has been trying to be Link's soulmate, that of Saria, that childhood friend that said she and Link would be friends forever and Saria is also Mipha, the latest childhood friend that liked Link a little too much.

I think Marin in the windfish's dream symbolized this girl's spirit that keeps trying to be with Link but can't because he is destined to be with Zelda.

In conclusion, fuck ZeLink niggers, the childhood friend is the real best girl and at least it fucking happened with Illia in TP. That was one time the CF won the Link bowl.

The Childhood Friend WILL win in the end.

Ugly memerina.

>The Childhood Friend WILL win in the end
Tell that to Mipha.

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>Zelda so shit that more people just waifu Link wearing a gerudo outfit

Only because her dad raised her wrong

>BOTW Zelda so shit the current Smash used another Zelda instead

>the childhood friend is the real best girl and at least it fucking happened with Illia in TP.
>Link literally bails on Ilia and Ordon
OHNONONONO

The only best girl in Zelda game is the redhead with a five letter name starting with M. Mipha is the exception here because, like Zelda, she’s a fucking awful character.

Saria and Mipha fucking died and Marin is a seagull.

no bro

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retarded nigger

So who's the childhood friend in Wind Waker?

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You'll never get to sniff her ass.

Fish deserved better

Grandma

Ilia was left behind in Ordon after Link bailed

>next zelda has a snaggle tooth and its a idol

I'm okay with this.

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I don't hate her but Mipha and Paya are objectively miles better.

I don't hate her, but she's far from being best girl even in her own game.

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I wanna lick those abs then mating press her.

To be fair, SS Zelda was very expressive before Impa came around.

Dude some of the hottest girls I have ever met of any race had a snaggle tooth.

Fucking terrible voice acting.

I like Link!

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Not my favorite gal, but she has some things going in her favor

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I hate zelda because i hope one day she finds out about how much i hate her then decides to bully and belittle me until i apologize

But I don't.
>adorable 5head
>cute thick eyebrows
>huge plump ass to cushion your thrusts
She's perfect.

>all those faggots calling Zelda's ass nice
It's average as fuck.

Your little sister ;)

she started hitting the burger king lately

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Why does she hate me so much?

>Link wastes all of his stamina climbing on that thing

She's one of the more interesting Zeldas. But just like the rest of the characters, I don't think she was given enough time to develop as a character because the game was post apocalyptic. I hope the next game has more emphasizes on story telling and character interaction

The poor girl who turns into a rich girl.

I don't hate her.

I have her as my third favorite Zelda behind ST and Tetra

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I don't though. She's my favourite Zelda.

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>a princess wearing fingerless gloves
because she's designed by a fucking neckbeard.

She has a actual personality. We hate that here on Yea Forums.

>Go to a con where she was doing a meet and signature
>She was next to Charles (Mario's va)
>Charles had lines so long you need a ticket to join the line after 20mins
>Meanwhile the whole time she would have like 4 people in her line

I felt sorry for her but Charles is just too wholesome and was a joy to meet

Because she didnt speak Japaness by default

charles is like the nicest man in existence who loves what he does for a living

you'd think doing all that voice for almost 30 years would drive him insane, but no

She would get more people once there's reason to believe she won't be recast in the next Zelda game

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Are you talking about Yu Shimamura or the Zelda VA from your region?

>diives

The English one yeah, I think she's Canadian while Charles is French

He literally loved everyone who came along and he went overboard with my signature and did sayings on all the characters
He even made a few girls cry of happiness

Like people are free to dislike the industry but he is a gift to all

Congratulations, you don't need glasses.

actually i love her

>diives

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it must be so surreal hearing mario's actual voice coming out of a human mouth

>The English one yeah
That's unfortunate. I actually tried playing the English dub of BotW but I couldn't take Leaf Zelda seriously at all.
>Charles is French
He's Californian but he has a French-sounding name.

Because she sucks ass, except for the Italian dub, that's good.

He just switches from his casual voice to WAHOO, friend of mine brought his original Mario 64 and he said he was just glad to be a part of people's childhood

He also did photos and he wahoo'd in all of them too

>In conclusion, fuck ZeLink niggers, the childhood friend is the real best girl and at least it fucking happened with Illia in TP. That was one time the CF won the Link bowl.

But what if Zelda IS the Childhood Friend?

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This thread has given me chuckles.

Also, EVERY SINGLE Zelda sucks a dick.

Hate them all.

Fck, forgot minish cap. My bad.

Bruvs...
I like ass as much add anyone but let's be real, Zelda's ass is not spectacular or anything. Paya looks thiccer than Zelda.

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>Paya looks thiccer than Zelda.

Gonna need you to post some evidence brother

>Minish Cap

I was thinking Wind Waker and Spirit Tracks, but I guess you can include any game where they're both kids

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Can't include them when i haven't touched the game even.

The games have their flaws, but if you want to feel warm and fuzzy inside there's nothing better

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I present you exhibit A.

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I'll give them a try eventually.

Nothing is ever perfect

Man of taste.

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It looks like she's got the hips but that ass is flat

>webm shadman

>Huge cunt
>Fuck up EVERYTHING because she wanted to play instead of work
Her huge ass is her only redeemable feature.

She did work and it wasn't doing anything

Yeah Charles is great. Brought him my copy of Mario 64 and was expecting just the signature, but he ended up writing a whole bunch of Mario sayings all over it and doing the voice the whole time. Didn't even matter than I was a mid-20's neckbeard, just seemed like he honestly loved meeting anyone.

Not enough lewds of her. Plus I don't hate her, quite the opposite, I just want to rub my dick on her eyebrows. Her hair style is kinda cute.

worst zelda in the series
one of the worst personalities and the ugliest too

Same. Something about slightly haughty girls I like

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not hate, its just that sadly zelda peak with SS

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The new Smash Zelda is super cute. Still prefer Zelda's TP design overall though.

Mipha is cuter.

Malon is the only true answer...for ocarina of time adult timeline at least.

based. They peaked in 2011, it could only go down from there

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Best Zelda design-wise

ALttP/ALbW > WW/PH/ST > BotW > SS > HW > OoT > TP > who cares

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she'll be coming to MegaCon next month, I'll be meeting her myself