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But it’s not even out yet and it looks like a cinematic walking sim

Ready to be disappointed by another unfinished clusterfuck disaster with two hours of gameplay!

the hype is dead

We've been waiting 15 years for him to make another video game.

>film festival

>Film Festival

how far up kojima's ass is kojima?

holy shit it's real

>This can't be real
>It's just an elaborate LOLMOVIE joke
>It's real
Jesus fucking christ we now live in a meme world.

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so far it loops itself

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Reminder
> MGS4 was shit because MGS fans pressured Kojima into making it, despite being done with the MGS series
> MGS5 once again was made due to pressure from fans
> Both of these games were the only ones were Kojima ended up having full control of the projects, which is why they were completely horrible
> Silent Hills was cancelled because Kojima didn't get anything developed past the original PT Demo

I wasn't even convinced it was real after seeing your post and thought that it might just be an especially elaborate ruse.
Boy was I wrong. What the fuck in Kojima making? He's literally making an interactive movie isn't he.

Kojima wanted to make V

Then again he made two visual novels for the sega cd and PlayStation before he started metal Gear Solid

Could not be more ready.

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>MGSV
>completely horrible
How delusional could you possibly be?

There were few games in the past that were announced at Tribeca. La Noire and Tomb Raider come to my mind.

Reedus is slowly morphing into Kojima

The last number of my post is the number of hours of gameplay Death Stranding has.

Can that guy get a fucking haircut already, that is one of the worst hairstyle out there and he's had it for YEARS

>Implying Kojima cares how he looks.

I think he meant norman reedus

>Tribeca
This shit writes itself.

Why are people already praising Kojima for Death Stranding?

Does anyone even give a fuck about this game anymore?

Like seriously, how can you still possibly give a shit

>Kojima
No thanks. The only good things he ever had a hand in were Zone of the Enders and Boktai.

V could have been good if he actually finished the game

That car was fun to drive in Hit and Run

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>it's going to be generic 3rd person open world shooter with pretentious shit sprinkled in

>A film festival

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I read on Kotaku that it's better than Civ V with the Brave New World expansion.

I just hope that it still is focused on having good gameplay like all the MGS games had. Even 4 is fun as fuck, it was mainly ruined by the shit pacing.

If this just turns out to be a generic shooter or walking sim with some avant garde story I'm not buying it.

A coworker of mine had drinks with someone who works with Kojima a couple of weeks ago. The person had nothing nice to say about Kojima. He said that Kojima really wishes he was a film director. He also said that Kojima is very moody and difficult, that you have to dedicate your life to working with him. He views working with others as a personal betrayal and is vindictive. I believe every word of it and this announcement solidifies it.

So it was a movie after all? Holy fuck the meme was real

Fuck you, where have I seen this pasta before? I swear I've read and heard it.

I think its part of his Walking Dead contract that his hair is long and greasy 24/7.

Law and Order SVU "Gamergate episode"

Intimidation Game

>Seething Xcucks on 24/7 call pushing out the same old boring lines

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

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This is either gonna be a fantastic masterpiece or a gigantic piece of trash, either way I'm here to witness.

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youtu.be/eSneVFMP1CE

If the next metal gear game is actually better than DS, it's going to cause an huge shitstorm.
and it could actually happen, contrary to popular believes: most of the new kojipro are new guys, most old guys stayed at Konami, including the cowriter of almost all the MG games and the writer of rising.

That sounds just about like any high profile director desu. High stress job keeps people on edge, I know what It's like because I've personally worked on a movie set.

Thanks I remember now. Those were fun threads. Particularly the UI edits.

>people are unironically looking forward to a walking sim movie

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>kojima: Anno...ware wa....deathu stranding (raffs)
>reedus: yeah you see Kojima came to me with this crazy, this fucking vision, and we vsnt wait to share more with you guys when its ready
>host: HIDEO KOJIMA AND NORMAN REEDUS YALL, OUR NEXT GUEST IS....

Boy I cant wait for absolutely fucking nothing as always

The amount of people who are seeing Death Stranding, and none of which are the consumers, is astounding. Why the fuck would you go and show it to not only unaffiliated directors/producers, then Ubisoft's Division 2 team, and now at a film festival?

I hope someone leaks the footage because all we are going to get is the Cyberpunk treatment until E3

most people who saw death stranding and said it was AMAZING weren't even game developers.
People said V was going to be a revolution of gaming, it wasn't (even if it was still a good game.)
But since Kojima now more or less work with a new team and is now almost unchecked, i'm kinda afraid.

>until E3
user I...

>I hope someone leaks the footage because all we are going to get is the Cyberpunk treatment until E3
user Sony isn't present for this E3, remember?
and it was confirmed this won't have any new gameplay. game is still far from finished.

Because his boundary pushing vision is to pretend there is a game being developed for 5 years and his developer friend cronies are in on it. Keep those expensive flights and festival tickets rolling Sony, the game will be finished any day now.

this game is never coming out.

>game

They will drop a State of Play sometime between June 9th-June 13th, totally unaffiliated with some event that is happening around that time.

I CANT HEAR YOU!
(No seriously I didn't get a (you))

After the total shitshow that was the first SoP?

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Considering they canceled PSX, E3 and likely won't show up to Paris Games Week or have a PSX again this year, yes I do think a shit SoP doesn't mean they won't drop several more through the year.

Daily Reminder, that the female prisoner in the White Mamba mission in MGSV: The Phantom Pain, was captured by Eli specifically so he'd have someone to talk to and not want to kill himself because his militia and the soldiers in the region maintain an average IQ of 76.

Aye aye, capta--
>film festival
Uh oh

It was a lot better than your usual Inside Xbox by showing some actual fucking games, so they probably will.

Fuck you 4 was good and MGO2 was GOAT

>:(

Too late bitch I claimed it first.

Nothing with "Metal Gear" in the title has ever been good. You're just retarded.

Yeah well uhhh fuck you I don't read entire threads before I reply to em
Haha lmao what is your middle name "Metal Gear" or something?

Holy shit fucking ravaged

Rising was good.
but rising wasn't made by kojima, in fact the writer of rising still is working at konami.

didn't he wanted to fuck her?
well, Liquid killed a lot of black kids on mother base, remember Ralph?

>Mobile app tier timers everywhere
>Vast majority of features require hours of just fuckin' waiting. This is not game design. This is not gameplay. Fuck you.
>Second half of the game is just the first half of the game with bonus cutscenes
>%90 of your resources are stolen and sent to a cloud server as an anti-piracy measure
>MB coins

And the greatest sin of all.
>It didn't even need to be open world. Most of the map is empty space that wastes your time between side ops.

>somehow gets to use the single greatest videogame engine on the market, the one guerilla games had for HZD
>makes this shit with it

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RARE KEK

Owned

>sony writes kojima a blank check to build his own studio and work on whatever he wants
>mark fucking cerny on advisory team
>norman reedus, mads mikkelsen, lea seydoux on cast

Yeah there is not a chance this game wont be a masterpiece

People says Survive is shit, but Survive, while far from perfect, at least have less MTX and have a full complete story unlike V.

im on a ps4pro actually. so far game looks like a movie with walking simulator elements.

user , say that when we will see the gameplay beside norman walking.

>filmfestival

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We haven't really seen anything of substance bruf, only norman reedus walking around with some sort of backpack

It's not a meme when this has been Kojima's style from the beginning. His games are cinematic and story heavy, if this is news to you then you should find another game to play.

Some people have an attention span that works beyond shitty online shooters.

>japanese man takes his lifes work seriously

In other news, water is wet

Absolutely wrecked.

Back to /r/XboxOne, friend.

>only norman reedus walking around with some sort of backpack
Not the skeleton soldiers, not the underwater, giant hand or lion monsters, ghosts, rain that ages your body, the fucking guy with golden mask teleporting around, the baby... there is just so much going on.

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>muh kojima wants to be a movie director conspiracy

Bullshit. If this was true why does he keep making games? He has the resources and connections to get into filmmaking if he wanted.

>revealing your video game
>at a movie festival

lmao

>a fucking movie game
MGS fags BTFO
APOLOGIZE to Konami.

And to be fair even the "walking" seems impressive on it's own assuming they weren't on-rails moments. Reminded me of BotW climbing.

I trust him to deliver. He's been teasing everyone hardcore but the truth is if you have expectations going in you may not be willing to just enjoy it for what it is.

>conspiracy

tribecafilm.com/

>>revealing your video game
You fucking wish. It's just gonna be those two talking about nothing.

But the PT demo was great user. Fucks at Konami just didnt get it and it got shut down which is a shame, we could have had something that saves horror genre. RE:RE2 was great but there was nothing for over 5 years

user, you do realize Kojima knew very well that Silent hills was never going to happen?
he had to knew he was getting soon fired, normaly a developer don't start another big project when one isn't finished : the real reason is that NOTHING of silent hills was done beside PT, he knew that, he gave none of the ideas to the other guys and use the game to have norman and del toro more easily. he did it to be more popular, and it worked : he's now 5 times more popular than in his MG days.

Spoiler: you don't play as Norman Reedus.
Stop idolizing Norman Reedus.
The legend never holds up to the real thing.
Grow up and be yourself.

Oh, right. This is a thing.

>film festival

What the fuck

He's a god. He definitely fucked Leo Seydoux in the ass.

>Sony not present

Fucking wot m8? Why is this?

American Sony guy says E3 isnt relevant anymore

Would legit not be surprised if they debut the intro cinematic at a film festival.

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who the fuck is that white guy. some 'star' he is

Just like the time when Shinji Mikami, Suda51 and Akira Yamaoka got together and made a game that changed gaming as we know it!

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What the hell makes Memejima any different from Randy Pitchford or Chris Roberts or Sean Murray or Todd Howard or any of these other weenies that promise the fucking Moon while never delivering?

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Newfag here. I thought I was all alone.

why be just another movie director when you could be THE game director

Hideo Kojimas games are slowly becoming the modern art of video games.

Meaning it's bunch of drooling retards trying to fit any meaning into it and circle jerking themselfes over MUH ART and MUH PHILOSOPHY.

The fanbase.
Don't worry. You can't fake success. Everything weeds out when your ego stroking goes too far. I'll be happy to see this shitshow finally crash and burn for weeks on end.

you forgot Inafune

BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS IT

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING GAME IS IT GOING TO BE

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>Master Hideo Kojima

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this better be good, hasn't made compelling game since mgs3. 5 was good but soulless.

One of these days Kojima will sell his own literal Artist's Shit and Yea Forums will still buy it and praise Kojima as a genius.

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What if it's just a boring walking simulator?

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It was horrible as a traditional MGS game. The story was so fucking barebones compared to other games. Very good gameplay, but that got repetitive in the second half, where you basically repeat missions.

MGSV with lovecraftian monsters, alternate dimensions and surviving while trying to deliver shit and take on the five figures in the sky.

All the games shown were shit and it was a complete fucking blunder. Inside Xbox being terrible is okay, because guess what? MICROSOFT IS ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING E3!

It literally already confirned to be. Didn't you see the "gameplay" footage?

kek

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>walking simulator
>has guns
I dont think thats how it works

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They canceled them because they have fuck all to show, not because they're puttingeverything on a risky format. If they are, then they have a severe impression on how Directs work. Even fucking Nintendo has E3 demos despite the directs.

He's Japanese, so it's cool.

But Uncharted has guns

Isn't the Tribeca event only for people who go there?

user...

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So does The Last of Us, what's your point?

>All of them previewing better than Crackdown 3 ever did
>Bu bu bu but they don't count because I don't like them

Maybe they'll finally show some fucking Battletoads footage at E3. Ten months on and fucking nothing. Oh wait, I forgot, it's OK when based MS does it.

They shit out their usual Reddit memes because they need to prop up their fragile delusion. Same as they wanked on about NuGOW being a "movie game" when it had less cinematic bullshit than RDR2.

Uncharted is a QTE movie, not a walking sim.

Why do people still believe him? I'm not one of those anti-Kojima drones, in fact I wouldn't be playing video games if not for getting MGS1 christmas of '99, but...MGSV was the same shit? He kept promising to break taboos, to do something so daring he would have to leave the industry if he screwed up, and Konami meddling aside there was nothing. NONE of what he promised. I felt so burned and I realised thereafter he's just a Japanese Pete Hines and sells you a product in the form of a crate filled with dreams, and only dreams, never with any substance.

Reedus is contractually bound to keep his hair at a certain length by AMC. Andrew Lincoln was forced not to shave aside from plot moments as Rick Grimes, until his departure, too.

I dont believe him, but I love his games. I enjoyed every single one of them and they are all special in some way. He is incredibly pretentious and full of himself, but his games are fun to play and thats all I want.

I really do want to be wrong and be surprised by DS. I even forgived MGS4's nanomachines cliches and the minimal gameplay, but I dunno, I think he's being outclassed by a lot of other devs nowadays and he's lost his allure for me. MGSV has amazing gameplay, but ultimately your missions end up being the same tranq pistol/sniper loadout 99% of the time, and it gets old faster than I liked. Even as far as cinematics and story, RDR2 eclipses every MGS game and I don't even like Rockstar, I just need to be impartial and give credit where it's due.

Maybe he's learned from all that though, who knows.

>blindly defending a game that hasn’t even released, co-workers call the development a complete mess and is overall over budget
Ok retard

i would suck his dick for free

Congratulations on being a third right there, it's a lot more than the 0% you seething fuckers are usually on.

The last time i was "blownaway" by gameplay where it seems too good too be a video game was way back TGS 06 MGS4 gameplay reveal
youtube.com/watch?v=gEo5f4CCBx0 a trailer showing the in game mechanics(the last of us e3 2012 demon impressed to a degree). Of course many of Kojima's trailers are legendary, and he has had quite a few over the years with re-releases and PSP games, Kojima always put wierd shit in the trailers like MGS3 where someone mentions Vice City. I wonder if Death Stranding will be revealed with a cinematic gameplay trailer or a slice of in actual gameplay footage revealed because both were shown for MGS4

>but ultimately your missions end up being the same tranq pistol/sniper loadout 99% of the time
The game's only like that if you choose to play it that way. Tranqing has been the boring easy mode option in every MGS since 2. I mostly stopped using it halfway through V and had a lot more fun either ghosting missions or messing around with lethal options.

Kojima NEVER pushed the boundaries.
He had help with MGS 1-3, 4 and 5 were mediocre with 4 barely having any gameplay at all.

And Death Stranding? Looks like a walking simulator in an empty map, wooow those rocks look realistic okay but what else is there? Nothing.

>But the PT demo was great user.
it also consisted of 3 rooms anyone can put together in UE4 in about 10 minutes

You know you could just give him some points about where he's wrong, instead of being a dumbass.

Oh yeah you can't because there's no evidence this game's going to be good. at all. it just has 2 popular names on it you fucking moron.

>Ten months and fucking nothing.
You know at least it'll be out this year, they're not pulling a Sony where they show Gays Done 3 years in a row.

kojima broke the boundaries of gaming with mgs2 alone and that has never been surpassed yet.

death stranding will go beyond

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>He had help with MGS 1-3
Damn, I thought he single-handedly developed those games alone with zero help. Thanks for enlightening me.

>filmfestival
AHAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR CINEMATIC MOVIE SHIT SNOYFAGGOTS

Microcuck spent over ten years wooing Kojima, all for nothing. No wonder you fuckers are so bitter.

>Almost 3 years since announcement
>Not a single bit of actual gameplay

Fuck this hacky hack hack. KOJIMA IS A HACK!

Just like Quantum Break was supposed to be out on its first announced release date. And Halo 5. And Crackdown 3. And Sea of Thieves. And Scalebound. And Fable Legends. And oh wait. It's OK when based MS does it.

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>evil monsters in the sky
>demon-like enemies
>one man against impossible odds
>epic journey across forbidding landscape

I'm glad we're finally getting the Berserk game we deserve

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Anyone else sick of his shit? Ive been a life long fan since mgs1 but im tired of this death stranding bullshit. Just show the game already, quit fucking spamming social media with meaningless shit while every fan is waiting for any new info. Fuck his shit man im mad

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hahahahaha

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lol isnt that a film festival

>Ive been a life long fan since mgs1

BULLSHIT

>lifelong fan of mgs
You made him like this

We already got that, it's called Dark Souls 1.

This but unironically. At least it'll have better gameplay than western trash
>muh walking sim
even walking in Japanese games is more fun than in trashy Western games

>better gameplay than western trash
This is only true of Japanese action games.