Why are his taunts so shit?

Why are his taunts so shit?

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He’s a doctor.
Doctor can’t taunt well in real life too

To justify his b throw

this one knows

Doc has him really hype combos in this game, but the neutral in the game is so bad that you will almost never get a chance to do the cool stuff against a competent opponent.

This is false.

what good are taunts when you can't use them online

Fuck the taunts. Why is his recovery the worst in the game?

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based
>hello im a fucking idiot
t. u

Doesn't he have the pill thing from Melee?

An incurable case of Ligma.

The germ stomp is the best taunt in the game wtf you on OP?

Why is he so PISSED?

Because the character is shit

Just the neck bop taunt that's not great. THe others are pretty good.

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>sonic's taunts after Brawl
can't believe they did him dirty like that

SONIC SPEED

Name a more disrespectful pair than "UR2SLO" and "CUMON STEPITUP"
I'll wait.

who's Steve Jobs?

Ligma nuts

Thanks doc

What the fuck is ligma?

It’s too disrespectful, taunts are supposed to be to exude an air of fun, not hurt feelings

Samus's taunts are pretty shit too.
>Uptaunt is short salute, it's fine I guess but it's boring as hell
>Sidetaunt is...wtf is she doing? Why is she fiddling with her arm cannon, what is it meant to convey to the opponent? It's literally nothing
>Downtaunt is just her doing the Zero Mission sprite poses, pretty cool and probably the best ones but really they only juuust barely convey a "show off"-y attitude

They should bring back her Melee taunt or something similar to it to replace the salute, and just make sidetaunt something else entirely.

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Real talk, why is the Doc so unapologetically cool?
It's just Mario in a doctor's outfit yet there's something so appealing about how serious he is, and I can't exactly pinpoint why.
His taunt where he rubs his shoe on the ground is just so cool to me even for some reason.

The professional outfit just sort of suits how stoically calm and serious Smash Mario is about everything he does