Admit it. You wish she was your big sister.
Sekiro
Only retards without big sisters would want one.
I wish she was my gf
This, I have 3 older sisters (and no other sisters). It's not fun.
This thread is for platonic sisterly love ONLY. Do NOT post sad panda links. We don't deal in filth here.
I wish she was my older sister AND my girlfriend
I wish she was my wife
That doesn't make sense. How can she be simultaneously related but also in a romantic relationship with you?
i want to mating press my sister, emma
>not your tomodachi
since none of us have female friends
>he doesn't know
>friends with a secretive drunkard
I wish Emma-dono would bully me with her giant futa cock!
>japanese make porn of character
>completely on model, maybe slightly changed to fit art style
>american makes porn of character
>tits and ass tripled in size, giant penis the size of their arm added regardless of gender
I know, it's disgraceful. The penis should be normal sized.
She was unforgivably bland even by Soulsborne standards
That's why she lost to Kuro
Why not?
I'd rather have rice loli as my little sister.
None of the same interests and they fight with each other over nothing of importance. Then again, they all have the warrior gene and I don't, maybe that's why.
Do they bully you?
I dunno, isn't her blandness part of her appeal? I'm fine with european super models but sometimes that plain jane next door ain't so bad to look at.
What? No... i wish she was my mother.
No, I'd kick their asses if they ever tried. Verbally though? Nah, I'm too intimidating.
>when she actually drinks the monkey booze
i want her to sit on my face. for a long time.
Gay
woahh we got a tough guy here haha smell my armpits lil bro! faggot.
They're my sisters, I'm genetically inclined not to view them as mates, fag.
A sword that catches butts?
It's because I'm male and they're female. I'm 7+ inches taller than all of them. Of course I'm going to be tougher than them.
damn your sisters are fucking short huh faggot
Sounds pretty faggy
I thought it'd be comfy to have just one though.
I'm more of a Mommy Butterfly guy.
Yeah basically. I'm average height.
HHNNNNNGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
would it be better to have emma or young lady butterfly sit on my face?
No, I want her to sit on my face, toss me around and then fuck me hard in the amazon position.
gay
>tfw no r34 of puppy sekiro getting /ss/ed by young butterfly
Post more Emmas
UNF
>only kunoichi in the game is a geriatric
MIYAZAAAKIIIIII WHERE ARE MY SEXY NINJA LADIES
TENCHU DIED FOR THIS
stupid bitch
this woman beats out all of the other firekeepers/doll. finally one with a personality.
incel
Very easily
These threads die so fast
Just like Emma
What do you want for DLC?
virtue signal your ass back to tumblar faggit
Expanded lore, Chalice Dungeons
Also it needs to be as hard in comparison to the base game as Old Hunters is as hard in comparison to Bloodborne
something that isn't considered backtracking will do...anything in fact
I don't think there's much you can add to make the game better without just changing stuff. Maybe some lightning based tools or combat arts.
Tomoe
That's where you went wrong. You have three, not one. If you only had one and she were only a couple years older than you then she would see you as something she needs to protect, guide and assist. A second mother, if you will. You missed out. Sucks that you had 3. They probably still don't even see you as human. *shrugs*
have ability to change styles on the fly
why does the hair looks so bad in this game?
her dirty underwear
DLC will be about Genichiro getting second mortal blade. Dubs confirm.
that's not what an older sister is like at all you stupid faggot anime was rotted your brain
>Emma
Activision translation team, please noose yourselves.
More Japanese yokai and demons.
Mermaids, japanese ones.
My sister is like that, sucks that your sisters don't care about you
Tomoe boss fight, travelling to the West, more tools, maybe some costume changes/weapon skin changes. Maybe some Sculptor/Orangutan memory levels, see what he was like in his prime.
More combat arts, or the ability to swap Combat Arts on the fly.
>my family hates me
>that means yours should too!
>anime!
Come on, user. Maybe look inward next time? Maybe you're the problem here? Maybe the concept of sisters is something you will just never be familiar with?
>More tools, more arts
You mean more things that serve only as a detriment in combat? If they made a sequel, they'd remove firecrackers because they're too effective
>Finally get to learn Tomoe's ultimate technique
>it gets us one-shot the first time we try it
>Any combat art
>Activate it, begin a long as fuck animation
>Every hit is parried, or you are smacked out of your attack
>Not actually playing a Shinobi at all, you're playing as a Samurai wannabe who was purposefully trained wrong as a Shinobi
Thank you, Miyazaki. Truly a genius of game design.
More Wolf when he was a Puppy!
Most of the weapon arts you learn are samurai skills though so it makes sense Wolf sucks at them and his enemies are used to them
Double ichi and high monk have plenty of applications though
>found kuro cute
>even fapped to kuro once
>realize late-game that its actually a boy
>feelings of shame and disgust wash over
Does it also explain why he only learns how to properly sneak around after a few hours of stabbing people in the ass for xp?
Or why he thrusts his sword like an aspie by palming the end of the hilt like he's polishing his cock?
To be fair, he looks like a girl, is voiced by a woman and a non-binary text-to-speech program, and the camera lingers on his feet for too long multiple times.
He was sitting in a well for three years, it's not surprising he's a bit rusty
Man user, you sure are edgy and irreverent, maybe you should be a youtuber or make a funny webcomic about how megaman always starts a game with no upgrades
Should have tipped you off when he was treated with reverence and respect as lord.
Why does she always look so tired.
>and the camera lingers on his feet for too long multiple times
So it isn't just me, phew
I'd give it a go, but people have made clear their stance on someone opening up notepad and hammering out typos
Does Emma have sex?
have sex
The man she loves has demon AIDS and she expects to be forced to put him out of his misery or die trying
Her friends are dead, dying or going mad and her homeland is about to get trashed by the central government
Have a little sister we were close when she was little now she barely talks to me.
I even hug and do weird shit to her and she brushes it off as if I'm that weird brother.
Tomoe you dumb fuck.
it's actually not genetics, its triggered by being around them during the developmental period of your childhood.
She is literally Isshin mistress you dumb fuck.
Disregard normies and pedos, acquire HERETICAL LIGHTNING
What about our immune systems being similar?
Isshin's gay dude, that's why he had to adopt his heir from peasantry
It's probably because you did turn out to be a weirdo and a total loser
Explain foster home couples then.
DLC that "explains" more deeply the 'aliens' on top of the waterfall and the worms/millipedes.
>sword wankery the whole game
>final boss throws out his sword to grab a spear and gun when it's time to get serious