What can save xbox this E3?

What can save xbox this E3?

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now post the huge tiddie nigress playstation gyaru

>that face

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>guinness
cringe

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>that cameltoe

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Is that a trap or just a 6/10? I dont trust this place

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Microsoft buying konami and making em actually do games again.

Also calling the next Xbox MSX 3 to make it sell on japan.

>no tits
>no ass
>no exclusives

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Reminds me if this one horribly annoying girl. Thanks for the nightmares OP angie goidnight

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She's a fucking slob.
Evidence?
There's a cockroach crawling on the couch behind here near the phone.

Why does she keep shaking? It's like she's struggling to hold her own weight up.

Call it MS3X cause then its mmm sex lol

Look at that crackhead

How the fuck did you notice that.

Or "male sex"

Xbone will probably decimate this E3. Nintendos spent on all their shit and will only announce ports of old gamecube games, sony wont be there, and who gives a fuck about the peanut gallery.
Microsoft bought a ton of developers and are probably going to unload all their trailers this year.

FUGGING GROSSSSS

Eagle Eye user over here

She need to put the can between her tits and the the controller into her vag.

is this a real thing?

i would like to see it

>its true
are all xbots this disgusting?

Holy shit

Goodeye

Sony's new leaders are seriously fucking retarded. They're going to let Microsoft have free reign and get all the good will from players.
Even if Microsoft somehow fucks up, Sony won't be there to immediately embarrass them like when both announced the Xbone/PS4

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fucking kek

How the hell could you tell that was a roach?

>e-thot

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ACTIVATE

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user would you be interested in working on some top secret stuff, just asking for no reason

fucking homo focusing on the wrong shit

Looks like she's taken at least 12 different nigger dicks in her lifetime.

Holy shit, I just now notice it

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Really impressive catch, but how can you tell it's a cockroach?

No seriously, how DID you even notice that? Ya'll niggas is gay.

Based user

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>Looks like she's taken at least 12 different nigger dicks in the past week
got you famalam

He is...the One.

I doubt it. The odds of a white woman being with at least 12 nogs and still living are slim to none

You dare question the only man to notice it?

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What else would it be?

>dualshock 4
I rather date a blue haired SJW than a sonygro.

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Looks more like a common garden spider to me.

There he is, the hide-and-seek world champion. Thank you for blessing us with your presence.

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this exact scene was what i was thinking.

sasuga user

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New bungie ip may get teased during the Xbox conference.

>so small no one notices the bug somehow can tell it's a roach.
Have sex incels.

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Is this bait or are you that retarded? Yea Forums made you gay congrats.

Fine work user

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Are we looking at the same controller?

Seems too light and small, maybe a cricket or a spider?

It's too small to be a cockroach.

Who is she, I have a fetish for ugly chicks.

KEK

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Oh.
True.
Oh well, that's what happens when you spend 60 hours without sleeping.

this is the most skinny fat looking female ever.

Reasonable predictions/confirmations:
>Halo Infinite
>Gears 5
>Fable reboot
>Ninja Theory's next game "Bleeding Edge"
>Ori 2
>Battletoads
>The Outer Worlds
>Cyberpunk 2077
>Possibly Rare's next game or a Global Microsoft Publishing title
>Forza Motorsport 8

@458230080
Don't reply to this

Top kek

If last year couldn't save it, nothing will.

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I clearly JUST SAID that it looks more like a spider, to my trained eye.

never change Yea Forums

God these thots have absolutely no shame. I can't wait for all the grandkids that will find these videos online decades later

How many large, household insects can you name?

?
Not all cockroaches look like the giant ones from Fear Factor

THREAD DERAILED

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How in the unholy gods is that even remotely "skinny fat"? She's just skinny.

masturbation counts as sex, get a new insult

took me 3 loops to fucking see that tiny little moving black pixel

you are something else my friend

impressive, very nice.

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It's that easy to get you to fall for someone and to shill them huh?
Show a little skin, hold a beer and a controller and bam you have a bunch of beta orbiters shilling you across the internet.

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ok user, this is epic

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your eyes need a checkup if you think that's that small

Fuck you BITCH don't tell me what to do.

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i wish i had good eyes like that

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so whats smaller then. your penis?

got em

Actual exclusives for XBOX. Realistically I expect an announcement for their new system, may or may not have a release date, I think not, there's no pressure from sony this year to rush out, so they can announce at their own event.

But I don't think we'll ever see xbox exclusives, they're even giving up halo to pc, there's nothing left for xbox, I think they've given up on the device, but keep it as a brand to eventually tie the microsoft store into. It won't be "the microsoft store games section" It'll be "the xbox store".

Are you gay by any chance?

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go to the optometrist

wtf I love the 2080ti now. GO RAYTRACY

Doubt. Roaches avoid being seen under light of any kind, even artificial light scares them. They're much faster too.

Good shit user

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holy shit user

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good fucking work, user

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how the fuck did you even notice that

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It's not a roach it's a spider but hey put me in the screencap.

Fucking retards

Came here to post this.

thot's am i right

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A friend can get a press pass for me to go to E3, should I visit?

This, no way would it just waltz into light that slowly, unless it's dying. Even then, it's too light-colored and small compared to the phone. Gotta be some kind of small spider.

Goddamn, this nigga just sent a bitch to the shadow realm.

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Yea Forums does it again.

i have i have 20/20

looks like a house centipede to me

just post more thots god dammit

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Looks more like a silverfish.

then you're grossly exaggerating how small that bug is

>semantics
the point isn't what bug it is, it's the fact she's got insects

HOLLY KEK

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h o w

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Jesus Christ

>thots
Fuck off, nog

I would agree on size alone, there are small roaches but that looks like a tenth of the phone's size. Plus doesn't move like a cockroach.

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House centipedes are fast and nocturnal too. It's a spider

Ah, I see

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God bless this thot destroyer

user THE EAGLE EYED

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>house centipede
I was happier when I didn't know this existe.

What if it's a pet bug? Now you're all just bug shaming

Don't tell me you just googled it. I'm sorry

fine detective work user.

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obviously man..

Perception 10

Ninja gaiden 2 bc will save it. We need papa phil spencer to cock slap all the snoyboys with a game so hardcore, they will get ptsd and go to BLACKED

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Dude I'm about to go to bed, fucking don't!

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Light doesnt burn their skin, they can, have and will walk on the light if they have to.

so why make that first post? fucking retard

Jesus fucking H Christ
Boi. You should be a detective.

To me it look like a bed beg to me. Who else see a bed bug say YEAH!

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I have a phobia but have come to terms with them. They're not roaches, they aren't attracted by trash. They simply want to eat the smaller bugs that live in your house. Basically portable spiders.

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Okay hold on.

It's definitely not a roach - too small, too slow, and the room is well lit. A roach wouldn't come out like that.

It's not a silverfish, they don't get nearly that big (a silverfish would definitely not be visible at that distance and at the bitrate).

I've never seen a house centipede in real life, but I'm pretty sure they're really fast, aren't they? The bug here was moving very slowly.

The fact that it crawled out from between the cushions, and based on the movement, my bet it is it's a spider of some kind. My only issue is that it doesn't really look like the shape a spider would have; the body looks too big to be any type of spider I've seen.

What the fuck kind of bug is that, Yea Forums?

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They're hideous abominations and i would burn the entire house down if i saw one

>tfw this reminded me of my first gf who tried desperately to cheer me up by pampering me with everything she could think of but all I did was slink into depression and shove everyone away until I was alone

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Digital threat?

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Probably an ant

bed bugs begging for beds out here

Why does black on white girls look so damn good. It's asthetic as hell.

Don't what?

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Mother. Of. God.

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jesus man... are you okay tonight?

Uh are spiders not portable?