So this is power of the competitive Smash community?

He doesn't even know how to drive. How is he even keeping that girl lmao

That girl is a joke but I'm sure we will have a good time with you guys in the end it will be alright with me to like it is going down the road from me and my wife authorization for this week is good

Melee is the only game with players more personable than a wet paper towel. Ultizoomers have to cope with boring, autistic 3rd worlders.

At least he HAS money lmao

dude, he unironically bought a happy meal at mcdonalds and has his gf film him eating one making loud noises and annoying other people near him. people were staring at him in the video. I give it a few years

Who cares? He's still a massive faggot who jumped ship from his favorite smash because too hard :(((
Give me a break.

>Melee is the only game with players more personable than a wet paper towel
HBox alone invalidates this argument, and don't even get me started on Leffen

Christ, he actually LOOKS like he stinks.

You're just jealous because you don't have any happy funny meals

This fatfuck has no extremely overpowered character in the new smash to carry him through tournaments. Atleast he is smart enough to use his smash4 fame to get that easy streamer money from retarded zoomers.

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zero's favorite anime is oreimo, I am not joking

How is that relevant to the "she's doing it for money " comment?

>playing videogames in public

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take a shower, you reek.

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honestly just seems like he's having fun

do you want to film someone who is supposed to be your partner be gleefully excited to eat a happy meal - as a grown adult - and then watch as he loudly plays video game bing bing wahoo next to others

pay close attention Nintendies, this is your demographic

Funny since Zero is trying so hard to be considered a Melee player even though he doesn't play it.

>bringing console wars into your relationship
Y I K E S

what I said had nothing to do with console wars? he's playing obnoxiously in public

>competitive smash
What's next, competitive Candyland?

But the real question remains; was the connection good though?

Dafuq you trying to say?

lmao that got them to respond
good job, user

He actually has video called
HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY
Seriously

Last time I showered was 10 months ago. I don't even play smash (but I got a nintendo switch though)

?

>what I said had nothing to do with console wars?
>bing bing wahoo

>oreimo
Good lord have mercy

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That's one of the most pointless video concepts i've ever seen on youtube.

Whaat the mega fuck.

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for a moment i thought he was wearing a black scarf but then realize is his neckbeard

I take it you don't watch much youtube

UNISTchads RISE UP

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its a prerequisite for a youtuber to be obnoxious in public. hes just doing his job

He looks like he's having fun. Watching this makes me wanna go online and play a fighting game. Not Smash though.

>Last time I showered was 10 months ago.
jesus christ. i refuse to believe you don't play melee.

Some people like to have fun, I'm not going to be the edgy kid just because I would never do it. People have different personalities and even though it's cringe I'm not going to judge

Nice to see scarflard's neckbeard has completely absorbed his trademark scarf

you will never be a fat otaku dude with hundreds of thousands of dollars and a hot blonde gf

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>twitter memes

Jesus, it's not that hard to trim a beard

Not even shave, just trim it so it doesn't look like a forest of pubes on your neck

>YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY FUN?
>LET'S GO TO A MCDONALD'S AND PLAY SMASH ROFL LMAO THIS IS GONNA BE SO EPIC XDDDD

is this you?