Did you meet your boyfriend through video games Yea Forums? What game?

b-bump

Nope Tennessee but either way I think that holds true. Weird someone else was in a similar situation desu

Whoah senpai that's pretty edgy

You seem angry and disturbed. I'll be your bf if you want

Uhhh is this the sissy thread?

My boyfriend hates videogames with a passion, except exactly two, which he likes for non-vidya reasons

On Melty Blood through /jp/, it's nice having someone to talk about weird bullshit with. Probably wouldn't be able to have an honest relationship with someone from outside of Yea Forums.

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o-oh yeah, I met my boyfriend through uhhhhhh... E.Y.E? haha... we've been together for like 3 years now hahaha.... life is great

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I want bf PLEASE

I have myself! I met myself the day I was BORN! I will always have me, so I will never be alone!

based

hell sounds like a cool place

our mothers set us up and we bonded over morrowind
god damn i'm a lucky bitch

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Bros how do we kill trannies efficiently IRL without getting caught ? And don't tell me that "they'll kill themselves" sjw cuckold shit. You are just a closet tranny sympathizer. They are brain washing children and making shit threads like this everyday they are aliv.

Umm, I don't have a boyfriend...

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You really can't kill a lot of people without getting caught these days, especially when you have an clear agenda.

D-Do you want one

What size are you?

you're what they call a "meme slave"

Kill yourselves trannies

Met him on Minecraft

Still miss you, maybe in another life...

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Post your feminine penis

Jesus, please put this retard out of his misery.

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You'll never be a woman.

>>/lgbt/
or alternatively
>>/trash/

Yes, very much!
You'll have to be more specific.
You can already see that publicly if you know where to look...

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I'll be your bf if u got cute feet

It's a 5'11 ogre.

Hey cutie. Do you got a discord?

what mango user ?

I'm not really into feet stuff...
Yes, why?

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And you'll never be a real man either.

Do you wanna be my discord friend im bored

More of a man than you. At least I still have my penis.

lmao, if you can call that thing a penis

I just felt that you would be fun to talk to, silly.

I met my boyfriend on Overwatch. He passes away in a motorcycle accident a year ago.

>It's a faggot episode

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Are all of you gay?
Are straights allowed on this board or should I just go back to Yea Forums?

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これを翻訳すれば同性愛者#7001

Add me fag or not I'm a bored subhuman

Not a tranny

>tfw have femboy BF
>tfw plays all the vidya I do
>tfw been together for years now
>tfw haven't had a relationship with any girl that worked out this well
>tfw I finally know how it feels not being alone
>I finally know what love is
It may be gay, but it feels better than being depressed and alone 24/7

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Only if you don't expect more than that. I don't do internet dating.

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I said friend lad

Ok where you live then?

>tfw reported this thread for being off topic when it was posted and its still up
Do you guys think if I start reporting this shit for guro the mods will do their jobs?

I can never be too sure with you guys.
Washington.

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>Yea Forums
>straight
liking/wanting traps is gay user

post yfw the mods were participating
all along

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He was a catboy in an mmo, I was a horny jock and said he was cute. Turns out we lived in the same city, met up with him. Fucked his brains out, cuddled and made breakfast for him in the morning. We hit it off ever since and I hope to marry the little homo.

I don't like traps I like women
the closest thing I get to traps is pic related but she's biologically female anyways

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Please talk more about your relationship. It unironically gives me hope for not being alone.

I met my illegitimate son, does that count?

im not a tranny into bara or furry so I dont belong on those boards

that makes you pretty much the only straight on Yea Forums then
that whole board is full of in-denial gays

I'd wager that Yea Forums has more gays than Yea Forums considering last year desu

I'm literally a 280lb, 5'11" code monkey.
If I can find someone to care about me, I'm dead certain anyone can.

>want boyfriend really badly
>i get asked to send bepis
>too shy to ever send nudes/lewds
>no one wants me as their bf because of that
am i done for?

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wtf thats cute

Why so many fags try to be feminine and act """"cute""""? Aren't gay men supposed to like other men who are actually masculine? I'm not even talking about super muscular and hairy bara male, but a regular guy who is not a total sissy.

nah, being a slut gets you the worst kind of attention

add me on discord let's be friends

it may shock u to find out there are different types of people in the world that like different things

look elsewhere, the people your interacting with clearly aren't interested in a long term relationship if continued communication relies on your sending bepis/lewds

I doubt it. As a twink myself Ive had 0 luck. They're all into big guys. I dont even look bad so idk what the deal is

Dummies. Dating boys isn't what God intended and you should all feel ashamed of yourselves.

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>Gay thread
>Everyone openly tossing their Discords around
I always thought that gays using Discord was a joke

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I'm not gay but
>God
no way, fag.

prison gay isn't actually a meme. It's a thing that happens in sexually disparate communities. male and female roles tend to form regardless of birth gender.

Well then why don't God help me get a gf? My first and only gf was literally crazy and had to break up.

>Aren't gay men supposed to like other men who are actually masculine?
Some dudes are just normal guys that fuck other guys.
Some dudes are turbo twinks that really want it up the ass.
Some people are total degenerates that walk around with a rainbow flag sticking out their ass talking about how cool it is for kids to be gay trigender pyrofoxes, these people are the ones that need to be removed.

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>only 1 discord has been posted
oh yes
they're being tossed around SO much

steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko

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>wanting to meet anyone from here

Maybe an actual hobby board. If I met anyone who openly told me they browsed Yea Forums I would immediately do a 360 and walk away

Just put on weight, high caloric intake.
If you want muscle, lift constantly and jog regularly.
If you just want weight, sit around and do nothing.

If anyone want a cute skinny bf post your discord.

Hey dummies. If any of you want to talk with me my discord is ghosty#1709. Hit me up or you're a nerd.

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No thanks, I like being skinny. Fatasses repulse me

In that case, there's plenty of femboys looking for twinks, it's not that hard to find them if you just keep digging.

If you're calling yourself cute, you're not cute.

Burn in hell
Then get back up and try again. Aren't you a man?

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Exactly. You're a bunch of sick fucks.
I would never suggest removing a boy's clothes and licking his tiny body all over, nibbling his neck and kissing his adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about his cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with his saliva, pumping in and out of his mouth until it erupts, the cum more than his little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down his chin over his flat chest, his tiny hands scooping it all up and watching his suck it off his fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading his smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to his pure, tight, virginal asshole, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes his lips which are slippery with cum, while his small body shudders from having his cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over him, listening to his quickening breath, his girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, his sweet pants warm and moist on your face and his flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over his tiny body while you violate him, feeling his nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick his chest, his neck and his armpits, savoring the scent of his skin and sweat while he trembles from the stimulation and as he reaches his climax, hearing his cry out softly as he has his first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside him, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through him for the first time, filling him only to spill out of him with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop him flushed body, he murmurs breathlessly, then his fingers dig into your back as he feels your cock hardening inside again.

Please, go to /r9gay/ if you want to post your Discords. Have a good evening.

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There's a ton of people into twinks and you may just not be encountering them. But unfortunately most people you'll find at bars or online only want to fug the twink not love or be in a relationship with. Try going for a daddy desu that may get you something more long term.

I dont, others do. Nice cope though

Why does no one live near me?

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>Then get back up and try again. Aren't you a man?
Literally easier said than done stupid ass weaboo

tl;dr

>literally just called himself cute in his first post
I'm sure you're quite a looker.

not into fat boomers no thanks

Where u live?

>fat boomers
wat
No I'm talking the muscular 30+ dudes who want a cute twink to spoil and protect.

Pussy

これを翻訳すれば同性愛者#7001
posting my discord again try to stop me spastic fucks

add if you wanna chat about general shit not looking for erp... already met 1 nice dude

>anime poster telling people what they should do

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San Francisco Bay

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>have e-bf
>starts talking about being a woman on the inside and tranny shit
>ghost them

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Not him but you're on a fucking anime website

this is a videogame board retard

Nvm not close to you :c

Why are there so many gays on here and why do you all jump at any lanky pimple laden nerd that posts waifu pics pretending to be a girl or some twinky shithead? Am I too old to fall for this bullshit?

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??????????????????????????????????????

Give me a better reason than that.

And anime is still a core part of Yea Forums itself, autismo.

What?

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How old are you?

y'all niggas are gay

are u interested in black dick

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Good on you m80, you dodged a bullet

How is having friends gay?

Damn dante's so hot

>no one lives near me
>lives in SF Bay area
go outside shut-in

anyone in california wanna meet for gay stuff
i've sucked an user before and enjoyed it

Have you tried going out more often?
SF Bay is literally homotown.

30

>dmcuck calling anyone gay
BWAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONONO

4Channel is a HikiNEET website

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I don't do gay shit like that I'm more into cuddling and playing Vidya together

I'm not the one soliciting guys pretending to be girls on the internet for mutual dick sucking sessions.

So are there any girls in this thread that want a bf? I'm available...
Also i mean real girl not a girl(male) im serious

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clearly you live in a well populated area though
if you're going to complain about being alone, at least admit it's because you're a shut-in who makes no effort

Okay. I'm pretty funny and cool and I have good taste in vidya!

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I'd like a boyfriend who's into old shooters, but 90s fps bros seem like the the most hetero people on the planet. Hell, I'd settle for a guy I can play Halo co-op with.

What part of california?

Socal here, where are you

It's 2019 and you ain't bi?

I'm not him just making a point
and there's nothing wrong with being a shut-in

You're on Yea Forums, user, you'd be better off with just about any other place.

>just go outside!

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Let's play Halo together when the MCC comes to Steam.

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that actually sounds really cool
orange country
me too
post methods of contact (discord is easiest of course) and we can chat my friends

You aren't one of those girl (male) are you?

I helped mine get through that shit by getting them to accept themselves and going to therapy. He thanked me the year after saying he saw how fucked up is former friends got after mutilating themselves and they started getting suicidal and was glad he didn't go down that road. Turns out being around those sorts of people ends up twisting normal self-esteem issues into "oh i guess im a girl actually is that it??"
He still likes to wear stockings and lacy panties in the bedroom though and it's hot as fuck. But at least he aint gonna cut his dick off.

The more you do it, the easier it becomes
I used to spend all day inside playing vidya and shitposting, getting over your fear is the first step to getting used to being around other people, people aren't born charismatic

I'm not saying there's a problem with being a shut-in
Being a shut-in in a well populated area complaining that no one lives nearby though, that's just stupid

Why are you all gay

>mfw I moved to the shithole of Ottawa

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would you be okay with black benis

based

I don't have a boyfriend. I'd like one though.
It's just impossible for me since I'm a huge autist. My crippling social anxiety prevents me from doing anything.

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cool thread

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There aren't necessarily that many of them compared to the others. They just stand out to you. You might not even recognize the more masculine ones as gay. Straight guys have pretty shit gaydar. Women usually can tell. At least for me.

>Also i mean real girl not a girl(male) im serious

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you disproportionately have disease so I'm concerned

>poverty fighter bf
lucky bastard

I will gladly be a friend to any of the gay guys in this thread and we can play games but at the end of the day i really want to fuck a woman i cant help my dna

As you can tell i'm extremely desperate might as well throw the hail mary brother

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>Being a shut-in in a well populated area complaining that no one lives nearby though, that's just stupid
Then why does nobody on Yea Forums ever live near me?

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...

I don't look like that. I'm a lanklet with ugly face though

No I'm just a boy. A cute one mind you! But a boy nevertheless

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I did. We played Smash 4 in a discord after the Yea Forumseekend threads for Wii U here on Yea Forums were on a decline and almost over and done. I made friends with people in the discord and he was one of them. I posted a selfie and he fell in love with me and how nice I was to him and others. Eventually I made a post somewhere that he liked and commented on, which made me take notice. We talked, played different games (Pokken, Splatoon 2, a few others) and eventually decided to make an attempt at an online relationship. Been 4 months and we're aiming to move this to irl. Pic related, it's out inklings

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I'm also in OC. Sip#3625

In that case good luck to you with whatever you're looking for.

Beware people that call themselves cute. Often times they're not and they have a huge ego.

>best friend from highschool
>always hang out and play halo
>almost no one else to talk to
>5 years after grad
>go out for drinks
>"hey user, I'm diagnosed with dysphoria, getting the op!"
>"th-that's cool man, good luck."
>too much of a pussy to ask if they're sure
>haven't spoken too them since
Part of me hopes it worked out, but I know him a bit too well and I'm dead certain it didn't.

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left 4 dead 2
he was the guy who screamed at everyone and everything and did drugs
when he landed those 25 pounces and screamed HALO 2 IM A NIGGER LOOK AT MY DICK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET GOT GET GOT GET GOT GET GOT
i knew he was the one

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how do you know god didn't put me on this earth to smash boipussy on the reg?

The worst is not being overly feminine or overly masculine gay. I’m just a regular guy who wants to date other regular guys who also play Tekken. There are no gays in Arizona.

You're moving the goalposts now and I bet Yea Forumsirgins do live near you
they're just not interested or you arbitrarily say they all live too far away because they're outside your house

I'm a virgin so it doesn't matter, but that's fair user. i just get so horny and lonely and people on Yea Forums are the only people I think I'd feel comfortable with. I took the /fit/pill and all it got me were muscles. I'm still a socially retarded fuck who is too scared to go for a hookup with normal people. Stay safe user

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>As you can tell i'm extremely desperate might as well throw the hail mary brother
I'll never fault a man for trying

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I know multiple gays in Arizona. At least three.

God hates fags

post discord we can chat at least

Based then.

Sadly your best bet are fujos, obviously not counting the ham planets.

>i just get so horny and lonely and people on Yea Forums are the only people I think I'd feel comfortable with.
Have we been in the boys club so long that the only people we see as suitable mates are the other guys locked in here with us?

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sure
Women aren't really capable of loving someone. They only love the utility you provide them. Men are the real romantics capable of giving truly sacrificial love.

>Women aren't really capable of loving someone
What a sad existence you must lead to believe this

Sorry user, I changed my mind with your second reply! There's being gay, then there's this.

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Men can't reproduce with each other. The benefit of being with a woman is creating your progeny, you don't need her love because of this, you have the love of your children.

I need coochie bad

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