>tfw parents never bought you the going into games machine
Tfw parents never bought you the going into games machine
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So you guys like Asmongold ? xD
We're getting close, user.
youtube.com
the things i would do with one of those
What, get murdered and have your flesh torn from your body by ravenous monsters?
welcome to 4channel fellow Reddittor!!, I've been here 2 weeks so I'm somewhat of an oldfag around here. want me to show you the ropes!?
They don't fight back because you're not an in-game character user.
All this time later I'm still unsure if this was a troll attempt or a moment of genuine psychosis.
>Going into TP with that
What if someone's turns off the console with you inside?
i believe him
The best thing about browsing this board for so long was that I believed that he was telling the truth and there was some technology that I just missed
You are kill!
more acting in this gif than his entire film career
Why did this have this many replies? Dude made up some short, dumb story you'd have in a dream and got a hundred replies.
How fucking young are you?
What was this user smoking and where can I get some?
>2016
>long ago
The absolute state of Yea Forums
>tfw you'll never get this many (You)s for a single post
actual underage poster
this was cwc wasnt it
Do you not understand the point of the going into games machine?
You can't just pretend 3 years is a negligible amount of time, you are growing old and dying.
Just go into an on-topic thread and stroke-post.
I've gotten 300 replies a few times. Usually with the Dong name chart.
Here's the truth of these things. They were real. Between the years of 2000-2009 there was a grey ops undertaking in the pursuit of Somnocognitive coupling, Where dreams would be altered by arbitrary video data. Early experiments revealed that autistic individuals responded most strongly to the effect. I was among them. Differing stories were told to the participants (or their parents, as applicable).
The poster of this thread was told that the device physically transported him into a video game.
make a dumb post near the start of a thread and get the ball rolling by samefagging a bit. people tend to gravitate towards posts that already have a bunch of replies
2016 feels like yesterday to me and I'm only 22. You must be extremely underage.
I've been here for 12 and i dont even qualify as an oldfag yet, 3 years is nothing
...
Nigger, i'm 23 and I'd say that years for me only start feeling distant in 2010.
Where's your fucking reading comprehension? Browsing on this site a long time before the original post in 2016 made me beleive it, you fucking tards.
I'm sorry to tell you user, I dont think it was browsing here for a long time that made you believe something so retarded. You're probably just retarded.
Does it count if I pissed someone off so much that they got a bunch of (You)'s from sperging out?
I got a post stickied on Yea Forums when we got off the boat in Berserk and that got a thousand replies
Here user, take mine :)
>tfw you were the original "bio means water" guy
>most of nu-Yea Forums wasn't even around to witness your glory days
I was 12 when I was part of the program. This was in the earliest days, where you had to fall asleep first. Which means the individual from the post in question must have been among the later participants, who presumably had the accurate memories of the process altered.
Nah this board made me retarded. I was a smart chap in 06
For (You)
I've always wondered whether it was self-aware trolling where the guy knew we knew he was lying and just shitposted for the (you)s, or if it was just a "that kid" moment where the guy is telling a lie but he thinks others will believe him. It sounds exactly like the shit that kid would always say to me.
I will get that many (you)s when you check this 5
But who stole the machine? What game is he inside right now?
nice try, but check mine
have you learned?
It's the kind of shit someone would come up with on Yea Forums a decade ago, you fag.
you're literally not even a drop in the bucket pal
Here.
Don't give me that crap! Believe in the me who believes in (You)s!
ikr
>Mfw made a thread with 500 replies with sveeral hundred yous
i gotchu
>that kid
Give it up boys, I took both your 5s
Thoughts?
Sauce?
No thanks, I've already seen them. Thanks for the offer though friend.
Is she wearing leggings? I cant believe anyone has skin as pale as that, but if thats possible then she has a very nice skin and skin tone
I don't ever expect to beat my personal best.
Yes they are
Gingers are often exceptionally pale for some reason, I don't know if it's genetically associated with the hair itself or the associated ethnicities.
(You)
HAH, got 'em.
Red hair, pale skin, and gingervitus are all symptoms of the disease known as being Irish.
Natural redheads/Irish have extremely pale skin. Irishmen have some of the palest skin in the world if they don't tan
kek
I still think this is real and user lost some mystical object.
seems like psychosis to me. something about the way it’s typed out makes me think they really believed what they were saying which is what makes it so funny
I got about 20 for this 5 not too long ago.
My mother got me a going into games machine even though she was a single parent
Some people just don't care about their kids
I love you mom, because of you I got to spend my childhood puberty years hotdogging bmxxx riders
>game has HD texture pack
Here ya go user
IS
:-)
What possible context could there be for this image.
how did you get this picture of my dreams?
Dad is tired and trying to take a nap but his kids are pestering him
Hey, it's okay
But dad is clearly white and the girls are different races. The one on the left is clearly brown.
Try me
Here lad
Need a source on this semen succubus quick.
Old meme dead meme
GIG would be a fucking top acronym for VR
just take someone else's : )
Immunity Cat
the leftmost girl is the only one that's in shadow because she's sitting for away from the window, creating the optical illusion that her skin is darker.
>>tfw you'll never get this many (You)s for a single post
Well, you can have one from me, champ
dude it's called a death drive mk. II
For the love of God user who is this?
I've been in this shithole for more than 12 years and the only time I got more than 5 (you)s was when I got dubs making some asinine blogpost
Fuck you, I'm not replying.
No
Don't spend them all in one place.
It's like something only a literal child would come up with, like the unnerving enemies in video games post.
I'm still unconvinced, she has some brown features.
Quite honestly the picture is too low resolution to tell
Here you go, friend.
Oh, I'm "special" all right
[No place to log out]
The fact that the girls all have the same kinds of clothes, the same flower tiara thing, and the same haircuts makes me thinks that they're siblings or at the very least cousins. While girls that age like to match their friends there's always a difference in exact details since the parents are the ones actually buying things, and they're just a little too young to all be buying their own clothes. They're also all too comfortable with the guy so he must be a close family member. In conclusion they are all either his children or nieces.
I've gotten well over 100 after I got publically banned for shitposting brainlet wojaks.
It's never too late
aket
The device is not for sale on Craigslist and was wondering if you could send me a copy of the receipt for the entire month I have to pick my son to the past and it is not for the Jews and globalists don't know if you want to come
Rocksylight
>tfw writefag
>tfw you get a bunch of (You)s from your pitch, mostly complimenting it
This is the life boys
Wonder what happened to that guy
I will help (you)
God bless your soul
Proof that everyone here just treats replies like upvotes.
You fellas will never experience game discussion like this ever again.
>Friend never let you press a 500 million years button
youtu.be
upvoted for truth
don't give up hope
Take solace in that fact that you're not a fucking retard, I suppose.
>he doesn't even know how to farm (You)s
Sad!
>that guy who was able to shut down his brain for 500 million years because of zen training
Okay
You would literally see a line in a 2D fps, right?
goddamn you you son of a bitch
Who was in the wrong, here?
I honestly don't know how a completely 2D fps would even work
except for maybe like a target practice styled game
because of and because of the ironic absurdist humor behind it. but possibly also because people are stupid enough to believe it was posted unironically. idk what the replies are though, so i cant say for certain, but the former at least makes me feel less retarded for sharing a board where the latter could very well be the case
Most of them are the guy replying to himself, so he can screenshot his post and post it in "ebin toast threads."
>only 1 million yen for 500 million years
What.
You have given me no pellets user but just this once I will give you a (You). Have a nice day friend.
You want (You)s? Shit nigger, that's all you had to say.
you're right, you won't
(You)’re a faggot
>pillows to cover the massive wood
Smart.
>458229574
I've been permanently made immune to this shit via various cats, dogs, and Zamasu. No (You) for you, motherkiller.
Nice try, user.
here (you) go.
almost there, user
This was debunked that the dude was having hallucinations while high off of jenkem.
Fuck off
Nobody:
user: tFw YoUlL nEvEr GeT tHiS mAnY (yOu)S fOr a sInGlE pOsT
I'm doing my part!
Or will you?
I don't know if this is all one big LARP or something but no one seriously believes a guy had a fucking Animus style VR setup, do they?
congratulations, you got me to google Somnocognitive coupling to see if it was a real phrase
But she makes me tendies everynight
How many do you need for kys?
MIRACLE BABY BORN ON THE SAME SUPER STAAAAR
You have more of these right?
that's what separates reddit from Yea Forums, so yes
>someone out there has a going into games machine right now
>and it isn't you
for (you)
you never know user santie claus may come early this year :)
But have your autistic fanfictions been so beloved that you were surprised to see anons asking for a continuation years later, eventually driving you to greentext dump your plans because you know you wouldn't be able to execute how you wanted it given your current life situation? I think not.
Yeah I'll never have that much (You)s either
Edit: Holy shit guys!!! Thanks for all the (You)s! This is the most (You)s I ever had!
Have one
ur gay
oh shit i'm sorry
Unnerving enemies post? I might not know that one.
:^)
Negro de mierda
No but I did learn how to be a drawfag so I can make a comic out of it, does that count? Props by the way
Fuck you jared
That's cheating
>tfw time travel is kinda sorta possible now
web.archive.org
Sadly no. I love this metaphysical stuff. Look into Zero Escape game series if mindfuckery premises interest you
Here's to your dream, user.
You have more (you)s in your one post compared to my entire Yea Forums career.
I do this for (you).
hang in there!
what do you mean?
I mean he didn't even say nigger or post a pepe.
no u
user......
@458225046
not getting one from me you flaming homo
I liked Hercules...
You...you... double nigger.
copy that
stop
...
take them all, you fucking slut
MODS
Peenus weenus of course
(you) just gotta believe
Or will you?
might as well
This is like user bukkake, take it you slut.
FUCK
Haha, what was I thinking? Thanks user, that was a 10/10 post. Mind if I post it on Reddit for some free karma? :-D
you've done this before haven't you
Might be something else too, you never know with white guys.
you're doing it!
e-celeb shit
I'm glad I watched that. That was a fucking trip.
...
Whenever I get easily killed or destroyed by an enemy, I crash my fists together and pretend I'm sending energy beams out of my fists like Obelisk the Tormentor with infinite power, then I pretend I'm being hit by those energy beams and are just totally annihilated, with flames coming out of my eyes General Grievous style
Based Tomokoposter
>you never know with white guys.
correct he could be running a operator school for little girls and he's currently teaching them some arcane strategy to disable a much larger target.
yeah why not?
Have a nice day, user!
Here you go smelly
> Not a single Metal Gear Solid game
Why?
You can dream.
Its a troll attempt you guillible retard. Anyone can ginhhhalinifinax if you know what to do..
>> Best Games Ever Made
>> 1. Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
>> 1B. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Well I know for a fact they've very likely only ever played console games or games they've seen on other top 100 lists.
> 7. NieR: Automata
It was "good" but not "7th best game ever made" good.
All that nintendie shit no wonder they didn’t like Sekiro.
Where and how did Tonio learn of a magic 500 million year button?
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HER FUCK OFF AAAAAAAAA
quote post good
epic bad
Nice
jeffrey epstein relaxin at home
>tfw writefag
>don't get a bunch of (you)s
I should really dump some of these things on a site someday.
put it on archive of our own
Here's a (you). But wait there's more, here's a screencap of your post, absolutely free!
here you go retard
no one will ever beat this one though
(You)
Some insane gets have topped this by miles
like
Is that a fucking challenge?
Fuck off.
Shower yourself in (you)s user!
u
So what?
i'd say it's childhood trauma with someone putting ass on that kids face while kid was high on drugs
Have a bunch you (you) slut
here we go I guess
Who is this fluid druid
>he doesn't know about the /pol/ trump get
You are but child
Just for you kid
Where the hell is this from?
Is this Tom Brady again? Holy shit, dude is legit pedo.
Not as many (You)s but it was still pretty fucking funny
Big brain post
*(You)s all over your face*
Okay time to make a miracle
Believe in yourself friend.
Oh God catch it all, user
Is this girl unhappy that she spilled her milk?
fuck ok you got me
people reporting people is gonna be end of internet, right now any illegal thing in stream gets reported, soon every comment
Projared looks terrifying
BING BING YEAHOOOO *1up*
SO DOPE!
>lord hater
and you call yourself a writer
bmud toggafwen
check the date. what else happened during that time?
tae cute
fagggggggggggghg
Taesed and deadpilled
Oh, election kiddies? Makes sense.
That user..... what an incredible guy...
Get on my level kid
hang in there bro
God I fucking hate you projared.
FUCK YOU SONIC ADVENTURE 2 IS GOOD
Put in me in le screencap
I love you
Take my thick meaty you right in your youbox.
>only
A few mental disorders can lead to that too.
ok nigor
succ mi
fag
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
Never give up on your dreams, we believe in you!
You posted a picture of my wife so I'll give you one.
Fuck (you)
projared kinda sucks
If (you)'s make you happy user... Well then here's one from me too!!
Phoneposters must die.
You might have all these (You)s, but you will never have thousands of likes, and will never get the chance to get them again either.
Yes you will user
Stand back, I got this.
this was a fun one
nggeraa
I believe in (You)!
SONIC ADBENTURE 2 BAAAD!!!
Fuck you
Join us.
What fucking clown world do you live in
Fuck you user for getting me involved in an 11 year old mystery. Anyone ever know someone like this? What the fuck is going on here, does this guy have some known disorder? I've been trying and failing to wrap my head around this guy.
Here you go user, cheer up
This one.
Screencap me.
Looks like a troll attempt to me because of the last 2 sentences.
It was probably some guy having a mental breakdown, like that "reddit mystery" YAYVIDEOGAMES.
Maybe because I've never known anyone who's had one but the whole concept of a mental breakdown is just totally alien to me and I can't imagine it relating to whatever the fuck was going on in that thread.
fine faggot fuckhead here you go
I've never seen it in person or experienced it myself either but there's clearly something wrong with that guy. It's like his brain was stuck.
It can be helped
here you go, spend it wisely
Fortniggers!
There's not much to dissect. The guy was telling a boring, pointless story about being water-weighed. His first mistake was assuming anybody cared. His second mistake was including several extraneous details.
Because people generally assume that other people don't tell stories without a point, they tried to figure out the point of his story, which doesn't exist. They tried to analyze and question the extraneous details because, again, people generally don't include unnecessary details when they tell stories with a point, and so they assumed that those details must be the key to figuring out what point they were missing. This confused and annoyed the original OP because people started interrogating him on a subject that really did not warrant any sort of attention.
tl:dr boring faggot tells a story so badly that people assume there's something about it they don't get
SCREENCAP ME FAGGOTS
Here u go partner (:
Have another one tomokofag
...
Lets see.
you're wrong
@458225046
not gettin this one
>It's like his brain was stuck
Exactly. I've seen this a few times before but never so drawn out.
This is basically my take on it as well but I want to know what's actually wrong with this guy. What really got me was his last post where he randomly included a bunch more extraneous details that are completely irrelevant. I can buy everything else as being just a pointless story poorly told, but why add random shit like the layout of your house at the end. A confused and annoyed OP repeatedly trying to address the same questions makes sense, but not when he starts throwing in lots of random disconnected statements.
I'm just really bored.
I'm going to go with that.
Here (You) go
ok
Stroke.
Faggot
I don't know if it's exactly a mental disorder; the guy just includes lots of pointless details vaguely related to the topic at hand. You can see the chain of logic; "Do you shower?" -> "Do you have a shower in your bathroom?" -> "What is the layout of your house?". Dude just told a boring story and included any detail that happened to come to mind without filter.
believe in me who believes in you
Only need a bit more, you're almost there!
ENJOY THOSE (YOU)S YOU WHORE
The lack of filter is what stands out to me as the main issue with the fellow
fucking jared you gay cunt
You can try though.
The random stuff is present in different disorders. There are different kinds, depending whether there's some sort of internal consistency, his train of thought works that way or it's just the way he expresses himself, etc. Just read up semiology and you will see it. In here, semiology of thought, communication and few others.
Shit sucks, huh?
Here (You) go
howdy
Fuck (you)
Fuck you leatherman
Hang in there user
Correct.
(you) are my Waifu.
Oh yeah? I'll kick your ass
For (you), user
Almost there...
Cuck
I'm just gonna give you a (You) because I like watamote, even started buying the manga
I did, when we had Lawbreakers threads with more replys than LB had players, so here you go, enjoy.
Hmmm. I suppose...
HERE WE GO LADS ITS TIME FOR REDDIT UPSIES GIMME GIMME
I hate you.
>250+ IPs
not bad
there is literaly nothing wrong with being white.
how autist of you guys to give all this (you)'s for free
I am so proud of this community.
that's not veriddly neighborinory of you neddy boy
hi
put me in le screencap xd
His face is annoying
i love you, user.
never say never nerd
(You) can do it, user!
I'm feeling generous so here is more (You)
>The wrongest man alive
I know, right?
Wouldn’t duck hunt be a 2D fps?
You picked the right pic.
Sad :(
Yeah, it's like a target practice game.
You don't deserve (You)s
I had 8 in a row once.
I remember you user. I'm here.
...
I hate it when posts from different universes/timelines somehow end up here, it's such a fucking cock-tease.
I'll submit to the hivemind
its your moment user!
Based and weebpilled
Pretty sure 90% of these "dude I'm a retard epic yous incoming" posts are actually just pretending and the people replying are just as stupid
get fucked
NOT FOR HONOR, BUT FOR (you)
>Eventually, Kars Stopped Thinking.
fuck off retard lmao
Here you go pal!
tonight's your night user
Unfortunately, i did get that many (you)s once
Pic related
This is my favorite stroke post. I wish I saw them more often because they always make me laugh if done well.
I CUM
YOU WHORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
put me in the screencap
>because she hadn't had any invites
I hate you, have my (You)
wrong
How the fuck do low effort really unfunny memes like this take off on Yea Forums?
Is it massive samefagging, or this site is really this retarded?
asshole
no
hello fren
Fuck I guess I need to go in.
Yes you can, motherfucker.
...
jesus. i was gonna post a screenshot of a 999 post thread all replying to one post but this might actually be the most replied to comment on Yea Forums.
fucking asshole
My turn.
(You)kkake
Fine, have a (you)
>
FUCKING BASED REVERSE-PSYCHOLOGY user
have sex
Fuck you
cute
I'm so happy for this weeaboo faggot
Where there are frens, there is a way.
Still put me in the Screencap, tough.
Fuck it
>458225046
upbote^^^
>screencapping your own EPIC wins
howdy
>This was 7 years ago
FUCK
Live your dreams user.
shut the FUCK up
I don't understand why people value (You)s that much.
What is important is the content of those posts, and if they give you a new perspective.
Someone read your post, thought about it, and gave a reply.
Otherwise they are of no value.
edgy
hey pal from wsg
when did this board become so reddit?
It'll break my heart if this (You) has no value to you user...
cunt
You're very sweet, user and you deserve a wonderful day.
Is my post of no value, user? I don't know what I would do if it was
You read my post, thought about it, and gave a reply.
How would it be of no value?
Just for you, you marvelous bastard.
Well, you got a reply, and now I got a reply back, so I feel much better.
literally incorrect
Thanks for the reply, user.
I'm giving you my last (You).
Suudoku doesn't solve anything, user.
jesus christ I hate this place so goddamn much
Holy shit. Dreams do come true.
cute user
ALRIGHT ANONS, THE OP HAS 317 REPLIES. WE'RE ABOUT 2/3 OF THE WAY TO ACHIEVING HIS DREAM.
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)
Soon
That thread was fucking hilarious
You have my bow.
very mean
Gotta keep going!
I hope you feel good about this
Guess I'll contribute since this thread has been up for hours now
i believe in you user!!!
im helping
only cause so many other retards were
what's one more
Fuck
it's ok you little slut. Today we'll feed you like it's your birthday.
W H OMEGALUL ?
i cant believe hes actually done it
god this place is a hivemind
dammit user
its still cold anons but i feel warm in this thread
might as well
take this (you) slut
here ya go, pal
lick my ass
Oh baby
Bump
Wrong like always, faggot.
Sleep tight, Tomoko
rip
Oh god bless you. Has anyone counted them to see if it was beaten?
(You)'re living the dream, user.
B-baka
He needs other 98 (you)s
It's an obvious trolling attempt and all the replies were him samefagging.
Ganbatte!
Ah well he’s fucked then unless it gets stickied
sneed
source is Adamasu no Majotachi
>(you)s in tile guys posts
It was all a big troll.
Splatoon is a meme.
Take this (You)!
here (you) go friend
how many replies is this actually?
a gift from me to (You)
you needed 317 (You)'s and you now have 237
only 80 more and your dream will come true
I love you user, it's such a good fucking claim
Here, this (you) is on the house.
The replies started out a bit slow, wonder if he even saw this.
put me into the screencap
i got your back user
(You)'ve nearly done it, user. Only twelve to go.
asian gf.
Memes into dreams
Nigga, he needs 67 more including me.
OP's image has 312 replies.
begging user has 238.
I am doing my part!
so many (You)s
sugoi
72 actually bud.
Some more (You)s slidin into the thread there.
I'm now realizing I didn't even reply.
Fuck, replies are happening too fast, I just know OP has 317.
Also we're at bump limit, time to overdrive before the thread archives.
Fuck you
H-Have my (you) Tomoko chan.
Ayup
PEOPLE OF Yea Forums LEND HIM YOUR (YOU)s
(You)
I refuse to give him 2 (you)s so you fucks better get him past 317 before we get p10'd
My god, we're making history!
I love you, user-kun.
GO GO GO
Here (You) go
Ass cunt titty fuck
Same, multiple (you)s from the same person feels meaningless
Include me in the screencap
Stop farting, Hulk Kid.
50 to go
>Not "I love (You), user-kun
Might be a little late but there fix'd
good reference
no way fag
I FEEL YA.
Yeah yeah
Shiet negro, that's all you had to say.
Another in the fucking pile
Hang in there.
I hope you choke on it.
this thread is moving so fast no one will notice I want to fuck a cute and funny girl
Unjust yourself
AHHH WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
yo(u)
Smug pup is here to help (You).
Y-(You) too...
Oh shit the ship's going down fast.
Another for (You)
Damn it, he still needs 32 more.
Oh God oh fuck
>he
We can see the poster number, you shitters. Quit double (you)ing.
PEANUT BUTTER PEANUT BUTTER PEANUT BUTTER
HAS
Oh shit oh fuck
...
fuh q
Yes, START TRIPLING or we won't reach the quota.
I'll indulge you some more.
We've come this far, and we're 16 new threads away from losing the goal.
I got nothing better to do in the middle of the night.
Let's do this leddit!
You asked for it faggot.
Here you go user
Cute anime girls are my weakness
OH GOD OH FUCK ONLY 20 MORE
He doesn't have to act since he's a natural.
Happy now?
fuck you nigger i tried the same thing once and it didnt work
is it because of the fucking watamote pic?
fuck
Another for (You)
Don't worry user, it'll be your turn next time
Aaaah go beyond!
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