This still feels like the Wii U era despite the higher sales

Who wants more fucking ports?

If there are no ports nintendo are cucks, if there are ports, port machine. Just admit you're just unhealthily obsessed with hating nintendo.

you named 2 exclusive games
for a $300 console

>t. never owned a Wii U
I didn't buy a Nintendo console to play Indie garbage and ports. No, a 50 hour exclusive first party game doesn't justify the purchase either and Smash is the COD of Nintendo games.

Not at all, I just started playing Ace Attorney Trilogy HD and soon we will be all playing Mortal Kombat

Don't respond to me if you're not that guy.

Why the fuck does it being exclusive matter?

>Game

>NOOOOO I DONT WANT GAME

Bomberman R (exclusive at launch, surprised it did well enough that they ported it to the other systems), Splatoon 2, ARMS, Smash Ultimate, Dragon Marked for Death, Mario Odyssey is already enough fare to wet your whistle and equal the purchase-cost. I'm holding out for Prime 4 and Mario Maker 2 myself, along with the Link's Awakening remake and whatever they'll be making after BOTW

The absolute ONLY reason to buy underpowered nintendo shit that, if it even gets a third party game, will be the definitive worst version is for the exclusives.
Paying $300 for TWO fucking games is dogshit. Why are you so goddamn delusional?

>two games
see .
>worst version
Not everyone cares about power, you moron.

Nah, Switch is better than Wii U by vritue of gettting so many JRPGs and fighting games your head will spin when you ask why many of these missed the Wii U.

I didn't want the game. Smash is garbage.

eat shit, nincel

This is the intelligence of a console warrior.

>Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and it’s massive DLC/standalone
>Mario Odyssey
>Zelda 97 BOTW
>Smash Ultimate, biggest console game launch since Halo reach
>Kirby Star Allies
>Octopath Traveler
>Travis Strikes again with confirmed No More Heroes 3
>Wii U God tier games like Tropical Freeze and a better version of MK8
>Splatoon 2, Nintendo’s newest successful franchise
>Arms
>Mario + Rabbids, Xcom but fun
>CURRENT GEN third parties
>Indies left and right getting massive sales
>Luigi’s Mansion 3 soon
>Astral chain Soon
>Sword and Shield soon

Now watch as a massive autist checklists each one to pretend they are all bad

You act as if Yea Forums is some formal place where you're not expected to barge in on others' conversations.

> Mario Odyssey is already enough fare to wet your whistle and equal the purchase-cost
You can 100% the game in a few days, what the fuck are you talking about?

You can 100% almost all of the other games listed in a few days, you've totally missed the point.

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>Just getting ports so far and all the heavy hitters still ain't on the console besides 3.
I really feel like they should've just made a regular console instead of this gimmick shit. I'm not gonna lie though they shit they got coming needs to hurry up. At least this console is getting way more third party support.

No, I like it more than my deceased 3DS

You just said that one short game was worth the cost for the Switch. There are a multitude of games that I can sink 50 hours into and not even be close to finishing but somehow Odyssey is better....

>You just said that one short game was worth the cost for the Switch.
No, you idiot, all of the games listed equal the console's purchase-cost, that's a typical metric for "is the thing worth it".

Yes. I seriously wish I had bought a Vita instead. At least Pokemon's coming at the end of the year, though.

I just noticed that you used the word "is" after Odyssey, which is why I misunderstood you.

I've made the same mistake before, I understand

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>bought a Wii U for Mario Maker
>bought a Switch for Mario Maker 2

I'm pretty much eternally cucked by the 1-2 Nintendo exclusives you can't live without, as I imagine most fans to be.

Is this just a port machine?

>[console] has no games
>what about these games
>no those don't count
How are you children not tired of this yet?

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Nah, you've got a couple overrated easy-as-balls exclusives on it as well.

Usually it's either fox-and-the-grapes, or it's Canadians.

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>t. assblasted burger

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Nail on the head, eh wot?

I thought the World’s biggest shitposters were behind this

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Strayans aim for bigger game than that, console wars are shooting fish in a barrel mate

Fuck off leaf

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Lol so cool. He called Smash Ultimate "Tr4.5h"
You're totally one of us!

Nah, I'm American. This console is a disappointment thus far.

don't you have a sister to rape, Bubba?

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no I knew what I was getting into 2-3 good exclusive Japanese games a year, some typical Nintendo schlock and whole bunch of nothing

at least there's a bunch of arcade ports.

I've just accepted that every gen or so I pay a $200~300 entry fee to play the handful of Nintendo games I still care about. The real solution would be to just grow up and stop playing vidya, but let's not kid ourselves here anons.

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So I just got the switch yesterday.

Someone tell me the single unquestionably best game on it that isn't the major core titles. I already got pic related.

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oh no now my switch isnt fun!

No I like getting comfy in bed and play some nintendee. but nintendo is lacking on the big titles for the switch.

>Anyone else having buyers remorse?
I do because I unironically think the WiiU was more fun and had more soul into it.

>WiiU
>The menu screen had music in the background and a better design put into it. The Switch's menu felt more generic.
>Had an internet browser
>Miiverse (F)
>Controller actually worked on the gamepad
>Gamepad felt more ergonomic in the hands than the Switch
>Could still play your Wii and Gamecube games on it
I was gonna say the WiiU didn't have a sea of rerelease/remastered games but someone would've made a Wind Waker HD joke.

2017 was excellent

2018 was WiiU tier levels of drought, 2019 is essentially the same unless there's some hidden games they havn't shown yet for 2019. Not looking too good, especially since switch has the combined force of nintendo's handheld and home console development teams

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The real solution is emulators or Nintendo becoming another digital store for PC.

>tfw I didn't buy a wii u
Not gonna lie, feels good to only feel kinda cheated once

>You got Mario
>You got Zelda
>You got Smash
Same rehashed Nintendo shit since N64. How dull.

>Nintendo combines handheld and console divisions into one unit
>end up making even less games than for 3DS and Wii U individually
How is Nintendo this fucking cheap and incompetent? By now Switch should've had a huge exclusive library. Instead it's still running off its 2017 games.

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As someone who only has about 15 games on the Switch, I don't regret anything, wish Online didn't suck but I didn't expect much

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I want a legit answer to this, it's taking forever.

retards happily bought every single overpriced wii u port, slurped it up and defended it. why would nintendo try harder?

It's gonna be a late bloomer like the 3ds....right?

True. Remember best selling Switch game is a Wii U port. Nintendo knows there's no point in trying. Only they can get away with this shit.

What the hell do you want from it?

The Binding of Issac Afterbirth +

By that logic not a single soul on Earth should own a PS4.

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Nope. Love it for indie titles. I don’t like pixleshit on the computer, but something about it on a handheld feels right.

This coping mechanism was used for Vita.

wow!! It's almost as if user wasn't trying to list exclusives.
Check my dear user. And if that's not enough, keep throwing in other upcoming games like SMTV and RF5 until you're satisfied.
Now go on, complain about how they're all shit and don't count.

Never had a Vita, grew up with the GB/GBC/GBA line.

Most of the games you mentioned are bing bing wahoos intended for toddlers.

>a couple
This.
A couple of shit games, though a plethora of good ones.

Oh no!!!! wtf I HATE nintendo now

>PC fags begging for Grade A Nintendo games that they'll never, ever get without creating a bootleg.

Luigi and Mario and Yoshi and Kirby eventually feel for a different demographic than I am. They can be fun in small doses but near the entire exclusive Switch library is that kid-oriented mentality. Even their VR solution ties into Labo for kiddies.

Yeah like Octopath right?

>It may very well be the last "console" that ever has physical media with no real strings attached
what do you mean by this? am out of touch with consoles & their physical media

Just hack the thing. It becomes a Mario/BoTW machine AND an emulator.

N64 and PSP emulation recently got cracked so you can play a ton of good shit on it

he said Nintendo games, little mongoloid

>make a console everyone is excited about
>make a complete left turn and start selling cardboard instead
Fuck Nintendo

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I completely agree, hence why I haven't & won't be playing those games.
People seem to shit on Nintendo for the fact that they have some kid-oriented games.
The best part is, they do so just as you did - they make sure to completely ignore that things like Astral Chain, SMTV, RF5, Xenoblade, Travis, etc. exist, conveniently.

Those games you mentioned are not even out. I guess there is Xenoblade. Travis is shovelware.

I skipped the WiiU. Haven't gamed in years. So all these Switch titles are new to me and I like them. I feel like this system was highly designed for us who gave up on Nintendo at the Wii era.

>Those games you mentioned are not even out
Hardly matters to me, I'm not exactly holding you at gunpoint and saying "buy a switch," let alone "buy a switch THIS VERY MOMENT."
The Switch right now is lackluster. It's glorious watching people pretend that it will still be lackluster by the end of the year.

>Octopath Traveler
>Botw
Both available on pc

wait what