Nintendo won

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Okay but how about porting a game that people actually give a single fuck about

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How did they win, exactly?

Why is Hellblade on Switch?

because NINTENDO always wins, baby!

This game is perfect for Switch. I love playing on the go! XD

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>those muddied textures
>blur for no reason
>shittier lighting
>no water effects with the boat or oar
>all that staggering during combat
>colors desaturated for some reason
Why would anyone play a multiplat game on the Switch?

This creature is fucking hideous.

omg user do you not watch the VGAs or something? This is THE game! You need to have it! You're not some kind of bigot, right?

prebaked stuff looks okay, but during actual player control everything takes a big hit.

They clearly tried to prioritize the character model over everything else.

Post porn of her please and thank you!!!

lol come back with the performance analysis fag,also 600p

>what is 4k60

Gonna give them credit for making a system where character detail "switches" on the fly when her face gets closer to camera. Kinda like that Shenmue dreamcast demo.

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Now show us the undocked gameplay.

Too bad you can see the switch clearly when it happens a lot.

Game looks like what happens when you leave something in the sun too long. It's all super washed out.

framerate is a solid 30 like the other consoles

Yikes. I mean, what do you expect from an underpowered tablet?

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even the tegra outperforms amd

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She cute

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That's pretty good, devs need to start releasing games at the same time on all platforms if they think releasing it on switch is a good investment (I know hellblade was in development before the switch even came out, I mean it in a more general sense.)

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Which is why every time I've seen someone talk about how amazing the port is they only ever show me clips from the cutscenes.

>it's another case of mo-cap uncanny valley
goddamn it

>Switch port looks like a last gen game

I'm not following, why is this supposed to be impressive?

You have absolutely no idea what uncanny valley means if you think that's uncanny valley.

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I remember her early design was different.
youtube.com/watch?v=0LVLFvwtHJk

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>framerate is a solid 30 like the other consoles
PS4 Pro and Xbone X have a 60FPS option.

whichever platform didn't get this garbage "game" won

Oh shit. Never mind then. That's impressive.

lol

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>shitty console game
>modern PC on high settings wouldn't break a sweat on it
>Switch port still looks shitty and blurry
>"Switch is more powerful than PC, hurrdurr"

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They made her cheeks, nose, chin and eyes bigger for no reason.

what the fuck bros???

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No. It only switches in cutscenes.

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Delete this before the sonybros see please I beg you

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>that stutter

OH NO NONONONO

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This game is boring and pretentios as hell. It tries so hard to be deep that they forget a game is meant to be fun.

Like what?

Sounds interesting

what was this game about again?
it was a walking simulator, wasn't it

desperate nincels grasping for straws

More or less, there's a pretty simple combat and some lame "line of sight puzzles", but with lots and lots of walking, talking and whispering bullshit.

fun is a buzzword anyhow

The fact almost no one care about this game show not many found this game relevant enough.

So this is the power of the Nintendo PS3 woah...

What is this gross shit? Does it at least have fun gameplay? Jesus man wtf

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Is this game worth it?

I want to play it just because how much work they did on mental illness and I'm interested on seeing what being crazy is actually like

What is going on bros???!!! I'm worried

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>when you try and sneak a out a fart but feel something come out

Oh my god please, the sonybros. I can hear them coming. Please delte please

no way

the fov is higher on the switch LMAO

When will they learn?

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>Game is ported to a handheld console
>It becomes shitposting material for a week

it isnt. the FOV is the same. The game mechanics actually depend on that

The camera is pulled back further from the model to make the lower quality model not look as bad as it would. FOV is the same.

Wtf so this plays nothing like DmC?
Ninja Theory are a bunch of hacks.
Fuck this gayass game.

Look at this dumbass trying to shitpost

I mean the whole point of zooming in on her face is that she's hearing people talking to her right next to her head. Zooming out totally ruins the point of the cutscene

This game actually worth playing or what?

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Whoa, hey, hold on. Aren't Tameem and his studio owned by Microsoft now?

gtx 1060 3gb WTF LOL THATS SOME PISS POOR SHIT

Isn't it weird how in some scenes the switch version looks like garbage and in others they both look almost identical?

if you like walking simulators with a bit of combat sure. the lore is decent if you're into norse/dane/pict stuff.

MS are cucks, you blind? It's why nintendo gets along so well.

The only time they ever look close is when it's a cutscene because that shit is prebaked.

Here's a better comparison
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Almost like its a movie part. Like, some parts are pre-rendered and take little processing while another part needs to be rendered by the switch.

lol ps4 that's some weak ass shit bro

BASED TAMEEM
BASED MICROSOFT
I LOVE YOU UNCLE PHIL

Has Ninja Theory ever made a good game?

Ironically more powerful than 95% of steam users.

>underpowered
>tablet
name a single tablet that has ps4 games that aren't fortnite/pubg

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of course not, ninja theory is garbage

Hellblade

Now that MS owns them and Xbots need to shitpost, yes apparently they've always been ourguys the whole time looking back on it.

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LMAO
Literal last gen graphics

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>boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/1551668528850/

Do you only post to damage control nintendo?

I thought Yea Forums didn't save post history. Fuck you stalking me weirdo.

OBSESSED

Sadly, no. It's not a hack'n slash, it's more in line with Sony's cinematic games.

>switchfags are redditor newfags
Wah, no way man.

>I want to play it just because how much work they did on mental illness and I'm interested on seeing what being crazy is actually like
the "seeing symbols in everyday things" is kinda bleh
the binaural sound of hearing voices in her head is great though, especially if you play with a surround system.

Imagine having such a shit console that a fucking tablet 10 times smaller can play the same games

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Nintendo Switch is actually quite powerful if you think of it as a 3ds sucessor.

Sony's games sell 10x as much and win GOTY, so no. Hellblade is a poor man's version, more in line with nintendo output of the usual 70 meta.

Why is everyone surprised? We've known the Switch isn't able to out preform the PS4 let alone a PC. Of course a game which prioritizes graphics will look like shit on the Switch. The only games that look good on the system are those who don't rely on realistic graphics.

>d-ddddo I fit in yet? p-please tell me I'm superior like all of you

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That's a PC in OP, retard.

>Deflecting while frogposting
No, he's right. You're a retarded newfag, who the fuck doesn't know about Yea Forums archive websites?

which gamecube game is that on the left?

k fag.

>samefagging
that's gonna be a massive yikes! from me my newfriend

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>being so desperate you have to compare graphics with a portable to feel like you're winning at anything at all

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It comes from switchfags begging for ports, I imagine

well, this explains why switchfags are a million times more cancerous than wii/wii u-era nintendo fans.

Yeah, but a completely average jump when you remember that the 3ds was outdated garbage the day it came out.

>Of course a game which prioritizes graphics will look like shit on the Switch.
The problem I have is the people acting like this port looks amazing.

>wow these graphics are so good, look at those cutscenes
why do people do this

>console with heavily censored yet beautiful games
>console with no censorship but last-gen-looking games
which one?

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So 3DS/ Vita?

I don't care about anime fapbait garbage so I'm going with LS4

>Implying last gen was even that bad
I can play 360 games all day

Censored 1 is like 1/1000 games and totals to 10 seconds of footage total

The other one affects the entire library period.

I like powerful, dedicated, handhelds (not that smartphone bullshit), if Nintendo Switch goes well, maybe one day Sony may also make a Vita 2.

>console with no censorshi-

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the one that has the best graphics and no censorship

Wait, are these real?

It doesn’t matter how good joe bad this port is they’ll still shitpost about it
Snoygger love shitposting more than Vidyas

Yes. They we're screencapped from

It's objectively an awful port though

>Yea Forums did this to PSP and vita
>no leave switch alone!

Yes

>holy shit this 300 dollar tablet doesn't have good grafix?!

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>Vita 2
Not happening
The handheld market is losing to phones and Gacha
Plus Nintendo has that entire market under lock and key since Gameboy wiith it’s shiny exclusive: Tetris

On a technical level it is if you consider the power consumption between the Switch (less 40 watts) to PS4 (140 watts). It's clearly a more capable portable system then people give credit for.

Plus when you’re actually playing you could care less about graphics

it's not really, it's the same thing we've seen every time people have tried to get games working on low and hardware on PC, massive downgrades until it functions. I've seen people get more impressive stuff working on much much weaker hardware before. This is an impressive.

wow it's samefag stalker, not surprised from a console cock holster

I remember all the people acting like the Doom Port was a miracle, when I remember watching somebody getting that game working better on that chinese made windows handheld with a more stable framerate.

Well, when they downgrade the game enough that it looks like a launch title from PS3 back in 2006, it's not surprising that the game works on a tablet.

Why do so many switch ports look like shit when the switch is perfectly capable of doing far better.

>IT'S A CONSOLE!
>N-NO WAIT, I MEAN A TABLET!
>WAIT I WANT CONSOLE PORTS FOR MY CONSOLE
You niggers need to make up your mind at what you want out of

It's not as powerful as you think. That's why it keeps dropping the ball outside of unrealistic graphical styles.

It's perfectly capable of playing bayonetta 2 at a solid 60fps.

Bayonetta 2 isn't really that intensive and has a lot less model detail going on than this game did on other platforms.