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Do you even want a serious answer? It's because the company doesn't want the bad press that would come with it.

All publicity is good publicity no?

Does He even do anything interesting compared to throwing lightning bolts?
What's His moveset

fafnir already exists

I always wanted a playable Jesus with healing auto attacks.

Easy
Devs ain't into using a fanfiction made by an Exile
now fuck off, Abram

When was Abraham an exile?

when he moved out from Ur Kasim to Canaan
do you seriously believe the guy had the covenant bullcrap idea by himself? nah, he took ideas from the oldest Ishtar-devoted city-state and ran off before he got killed for being the ultimate heretic

Flaming bushes
The Flood™
Making you super poor just for fun
Wiping OP's hometown

I get that they don't want to piss off christians.
But why can't Satan or Beelzebub or whatever be in Smite? Would christians REALLY be upset at having the villain be a character?

Because he's fucking broken. The whole Pantheon would have to go down on him

One of the ones that I remember is that he stopped time by freezing the sun so that thr Israelites could continue massacaring their enemies in daylight.

cause Jesus is real while all the other gods are fake

I want Abramcucks to slowly kys in the most painful and ironic way possible for falling into such retardedness
Ok ty for your time
>t. 21st Century's Ramon Llull

Pop Abrahamic mythology is boring as fuck. Give me the classical archangels or something so at least we have something interesting.

That's pretty much Judeo "kinda heretical but it's okay we're only interpreting it" rabbi fanfictions. They're still pretty cool though. Except for that death angel/demon was it? with chicken claws as feet I dunno what to think about that one.

Turning all gay gods into salt upon eye contact.

two words

Over Powered

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>Would christians REALLY be upset at having the villain be a character?
Dude, you're on Yea Forums, the board where people get upset over people getting upset over their favorite videogame. Of freaking course people would get upset, because people are stupid.

He's too busy being a character in SMT.

No, retard

If there is something the past 5 years thought the Entertainment industry. That statement is bullshit.

Makes you get swallowed by a giant fish.

/r/iamverysmart

No one gives a shit about games/media where you can kill god, or where the church is evil
Why would they care about being able to play as him?
Devout, uptight christians don't even play vidya

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Because they only use gods that actually exist

>using subreddits as a response on Yea Forums

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Because pooinloos already threw a shitfit over the Hindu gods being in, and Christfags are even more sensitive.

There's a reason for that.