Ok guys I work ad a manager at a best buy and we got to see the newest direct for pre order shit. This is what i saw:

Ok guys I work ad a manager at a best buy and we got to see the newest direct for pre order shit. This is what i saw:
>Some jap, kojima, or whatever comes on and says some dumb shit like "summer is coming and boy its getting I think its time for vaction"
>trailer for hd rerelease of Sunshine mario
>Sunishine Mario super 2 announced
>lugi mansions 3 gameplay shown
>another shunshine stagr added to smash
>stagr builder shit
>joker is shown
>new dlc character: Rance
>new sunshine track in mario kart
>sunshine mario fat guy race added as character in mario kart and tennis
>persona5s is revelaed to be persona 5: dancing port
>port of yakuza dead souls

screenshot this faggits

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>Rance
Literally whomstdve

Holy shit, looks like Nintendo getting BTFO'D again by based Best Buy once for all!

Go back

>if i tyrpe porly it seems bereivable

Nigga im high a fuck. Im gonna get fired for this you j grateful cunt ill eat your ass out fuck

>Best Buy
not even remotely believable. come up with a better story next time.

You dumb fuck

I will literally have anonymous hack you

Translating:

>Some Jap, Kojima, or whatever comes on and says some dumb shit like "Summer is coming and boy its getting I think its time for vacation."
>Trailer for an HD re-release of Super Mario Sunshine
>Super Mario Sunshine 2 announced
>Luigi's mansions 3 gameplay shown
>Another Sunshine stage added to Smash
>Stage builder shit
>Joker is shown
>New DLC character: Rance
>New Sunshine track in Mario Kart
>Mario Sunshine fat guy race added as a character in Mario Kart and Tennis
>Persona5S is revealed to be a Persona 5: Dancing port
>Port of Yakuza: Dead Souls

>No Big Marrin.
Fake.

Thank you

bad fanfiction

>p5d with motion controls
It'd be pretty neat

Fake and gay

...guys?

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Oh real, a lpt of people were talking during that part. Idk what is about. Havent played sonic since i was 9

god i wish that were me

*Allah

>Singular Mario kart track added instead of adding another cup
>No Mario maker despite it releasing in June
>Implying Nintendo would ever care about its fans enough to remake sunshine
>You got a job despite not graduating grade 1 English

Make better bait

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NIGGERRSSS JAJAJAJAJAAJAJ NIGGGGGERSSSSSSSSSSS I HATE SMAAAAAASSHHHH FAGGGGSSSSS YOUUUU GOOOO SHIIIIIIT YOURSEEEEELF IN THE SHOOOOOWEEERRRRR

Wish it was real

>persona 5 dancing
That would BTFO tendies and port beggars. Please be real.

Congrats you paid yourself fag

>port of yakuza dead souls
FUCK YES
OP YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING TO ME

>new dlc character: Rance
>port of yakuza dead souls

At least make your leak believable. Also learn to type properly.

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At least go fuck yourself

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It's over, Nintenbros...

niggers

>ad a manager
>ad a
>ad
Disregarded OP's entire post. He's stupid.

I meant to say "as" u fuck. Cant wait to see your face when im right. Bitch.