Tuesday

Tuesday

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i wish i could find you and slap you for giving me a half second of false hope

>No JSRF port on PC ever
>No JSR3 ever
>No JSR characters in Sonic Racing games anymore

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Tuesday

Tuesday

It's Thursday today though you silly prick.

Tuesday, April 16. 2:43 PM PST

fuck you, it will never happen.

What do you know?

it'll never happen bro
if it does, the soundtrack would be missing nearly half or more tracks.

That's bullshit but I believe it.

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Tuesday

I know things and know where Phil Spencer was in Japan

Micro$oft

>not an even time
yeah, bullshit you mother fucker. who the fuck announces something at 2:43?

JSR is bad and only liked for its aesthetic and soundtrack.
The one thing to be gained by another entry in the series would be a new Naganuma album.

I think Yakuza 5 is the last time Sega gave him work, they own enough of his shit that they could just make JSRF HD only Naganuma stuff to get around licensing issues.

>a new Naganuma album
ahem, fuck naganuma

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I wanna beleive this is real

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>xbox
and its fucking nothing

I will be unironically happy for the first time in 2 months if true.

This is when *that* segment of the Inside Xbox is coming up...final editing is being done but that's a close estimate. 2:40-2:50PM so there's no guns to my head, but it's more likely in the first 5 minutes

JSR Dreamcast is bad, ok. But JSRF? Nah...

Wrong way around, dready

My heart ain't pound like this since, since my first date! I was so nervous, know what I-what's that? I never been on a date you say? Ahhhh, ya got me!

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Is it a remake or BC support?

Because you asked...Can't you just be a bit more patient actually?

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PPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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I just bought an Xbox and the combo pack off ebay yesterday. Shit better not be coming to PC or I'm gonna be real pissed.

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t.

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Xbox emulation is currently only barely below the point of this game being well-preserved.

Take a look here
youtube.com/watch?v=6NPyqxHxpKU

You can easily run the game in high resolution at full speed, with the only problems being that the 2D elements are not properly scaled and some of the screen effects don't work right. They are major problems, though and I wouldn't recommend emulating it for your first playthrough.

I want to see her again.

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It'll be emulated in 4K perfectly on Tuesday.

No proof no hype, those is the rules.

Why not tomorrow?

I could see this coming out on the Xbox One store as a """"Backwards Compatible""" title. The music will probably be different, and anyone playing with a disc will have to download the new exe.

Probably. It runs like shit on the 360 so I imagine that wouldn't change either.

The only example I can think of for this is GTA 4 and San Andreas, which Rockstar patched on every platform. SSX 3 is an OG Xbox BC game and none of the songs were touched
They don't use the shitty emulator from the 360. All OG Xbox games run perfectly and even support 4K resolution.

Batman Arkham Origins, Deus Ex Human Revolution Directors Cut, Doom 3 BFG Edition, Driver San Francisco, Lost Planet, Pure...

Just saying, a game can become BC with disc only

You're telling me that I can't buy the game off the marketplace?

Don't you egg my heart on, OP. Do we even want a new JSR game with current Sega and Xbox?

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Those games are not available digitally, that's correct. If you happened to have bought Driver SF before it got delisted, then it will show up in your ready to install library but that's all I believe. The precedent is there, the talent is there...so don't discount it right away. That's all :)

>Do we even want a new JSR game
No, we want a re-release of JSRF

>2 weeks without any backcompat announcements

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welp if this game does come to BC then I'm gonna have to find a copy of the game and an Xbone with a working disc drive

Again! Tuesday

If yours is having problems, it wouldn't hurt to send a message to Xbox Support and see what can happen

Just a PSA to everyone in the thread:

JSRF is one of the few games that runs well on CXBX-Reloaded. You can play it right now, assuming you can find the ISO, extract the XBE file using xiso manager and then do some configuration of the emulator.

Native res only and no upscaling, and there is some graphics errors when boosting or spraying graffiti, but its perfectly playable and beatable.

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Maybe I'll just upgrade to a new console instead since I have the OG Xbone

Such a shit game. Had none of the fun or challenge of the first. How anyone can actually prefer it to the first is mind boggling.

So basically the Tuesday Inside Xbox is going to announce JSRF for backwards compatibility for Xbox one

news.xbox.com/en-us/2019/04/10/april-2019-inside-xbox-announce/

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JSRF is one of the big "pretend to like" games out there along with Planescape Torment and Deus Ex.

any proof for this or is it something that people are pulling out of their ass?

Don't worry, it's only coming to Xbone BC. Feels good to be an Xchad right now to be quite honest, getting JSRF at native 4K will be sick as fuck.

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JSRF soundtrack is considerably better than Jet Set Radio's

At the very least they should release it on Switch under Sega Ages.

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Nostalgia justifies bias

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That's an option. One S' are only getting cheaper, it's not hard to find a sale for a One X, and next gen starts in November 2020.

No proof beside what OP is insinuating lol

This series inspires some cool fan art

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Nothing else proves one right like a pony reply.

Yes you are gay

Kinda expected from a series all about Art.

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Who cares, the source material is all that matters. Do you have fun looking at a stagnant drawering?

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Best Girl.

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But is it really worth dropping ~$200 for an xbox just to play one game? To be honest I only use the xbox that I have now to play BC games
I moved on to Nintendo.

Fair enough
Yes

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LET MOM SLEEP

It's not good and aged like milk.
It gets really tedious in the later parts of the game where you go through the same stages over and over.
Some levels are unreasonably difficult.

YES SHE WAH COOKING FOR HER SON ANDER HIH WIFE

I did play the first one when it was remastered on the 360 and ever since then I've been longing to play the sequel. I've just never had the chance to hunt down a copy and I really want to experience this game.

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DEAD I AM THE ONE!

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so I'm getting hyped for basically nothing.
Might as well move onto a Direct thread.

The second game has more flaws than the first.
Missions are really bad and it's even more confusing on what you're supposed to do.
Bigger maps != better
you get lost a lot, and if you mess up you fall all the way to the bottom of the level.
And the graffiti mechanic is gutted to make room for shitty grinding segments.

>A modern JSR game would radically change all the characters to pander to the Tumblr Crowd.

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Not him, but I played JGR on Dreamcast last year and I could even do it. It was just actually bad. The magic was just gone, I mean I was like 11 back then and I'm 29 now. I haven't been able to play JSRF again since those days, but I'm pretty sure it's better.

You stop that right now

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>And the graffiti mechanic is gutted to make room for shitty grinding segments.
Am I in the minority for preferring Future's way of tagging?

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Theres no denying that the original is Janky as fuck.

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Most of the characters were already black and female though.

No, I'm with you. The stupid graffiti minigame in JSR got boring after like five minutes. It's not even randomized, it's the same stupid inputs every time.

what do they smell like?

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sweat.

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It's not that, it's about sexuality and pandering.

Now I might want to check out gameplay and see if it's worth hunting down a copy.
I did enjoy the first one and it would be disappointing if the sequel didn't live up to my expectations.

Nobody was really that sexualized though.

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The PS3/360 port of JSR has JSRF songs as unlockables.

They do that shit on their own, there's probably people who draw Yoyo as a trans man or crap like that.

like a butterfly

Hey you!

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Sure but devs potentially pushing asexuality or bi or whatever the fuck onto the characters to pander.
Yeah but the biggest worry i have is the devs doing it to pander

Did the Japanese VAs do all the English call outs?

Cube>Piranha>Gum>Mew.

Even jsr threads now have to get ruined by underage waifuposting. What a shit board.

The only JSRF fan art worth a damn

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As a lifelong foot fetishist I would like to gift everyone else with a foot fetish a few simple notes.
1. The feet should be no more than an accessory to the character/ attribute they are attached to (sweat, smell, food).

2. IF, god forbid, you decide to make feet the centerpiece you damn well better make them attractive.

The picture I have attached to this post is what every other lewd image of feet should ASPIRE to look like. WITH that being said, I wish you all a nice day.

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Nice T-Back Cube.

"Got Gum"

Is this the new pasta?

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yeah sure why not

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This series got me into Jurassic 5

ITSS HIS SIRTIESS BIRTDAY

EISH WORTHEN EATEN MAGTHL AN NIGER AN NOUROU DESHOR

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND!

Same but with Cibo Matto

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Guitar Vader for me. And Rob Zombie.

Could this pass as a JSRF type song?

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DO NOT FUCK WITH ME, OP. I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SPLIT YOU APART ATOM BY ATOM IF THIS IS A FALSEHOOD.
THERE ARE NUMEROUS WAYS TO DIE HORRIBLY AND GOD HELP ME YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THEM ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY IF YOU ARE TELLING A MISTRUTH.

GODDAMN SEGA I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR OVER A DECADE NOW GIVE ME THE CUNTING PORT ALREADY FUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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LET'S GET IT GOING

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They would probably have the GGs become full Antifa.

Fuck that

Sounds like that one song Allison.

It's by the same band but it doesn't sound the same

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JSR was better.

And you can't use them in-game, just listen to them in the gallery.

Aren't they already full on counter culture and anti establishment?

Yeah but Naganuma might have remixed by emphasizing the hell outta the synths adding a crap ton of drum fills. I can easily hear the bridge in that song having percussion like the breakdown in this song.
youtu.be/MOnS7Xp0VCI

Both Scapegoat Wax

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>Naganuma might have remixed by emphasizing the hell outta the synths adding a crap ton of drum fills
But he didn't do so with Aisle 10 (Allison)

>youtu.be/MOnS7Xp0VCI?t=157
Thought I timestamped but it's 2:37

Yeah but they do that because they're rudies who just want to be free and do their thing, not push a political agenda or inspire revolution.

That songs passes easier as hip hop

Will they incorporate their unused content into a Re-release?

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>tfw no jsrfgf

youtube.com/watch?v=f09zFs9tGFs

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>Prof K called out the WE WUZ KANGZ meme on the Immortals.

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hahahahah you think sega will actually do something but pachinko, gachashit and sonic? AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SMT V

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maybe

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