Enemies clip through doors

Korean actually.
I'm gay, if that matters.

What the fuck was he doing? How's that not a foreseeable outcome?

youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo

Why the fuck did he do that?

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>secret ahead, therefore, try jumping off

what a stupid fucking way to die
obviously you retard

If he could foresee the outcomes of his actions, he would never have gotten fat enough to need a mobility scooter in the first place.

OH SHIT MY SIDES

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scenes women don't understand

Quite literally blind by rage

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looks like he simply was angry that he didn't catch it, and hit the door in revenge, to blow off steam. he didn't expect it to give in.

is the guy in the elevator ok

I guess he was already very frustrated with his life and when the bitch at the elevator didn't want to hold it for him he finally had it

Then he decided to kill himself

...or he just miscalculated

Who knows

XENA GAME WHEN??
THE CLOSEST WE HAVE IS ASS CREED ODYSSEY AND THAT STILL ISN'T GREAT
AHHHHHH

You think making fun of a dead man is funny? How do you think his family reacted? What if he was your cousin or uncle? Fucking retards.

>and hit the door in revenge, to blow off steam. he didn't expect it to give in.
but he clearly goes in for a second ram AFTER the door flings open backwards

Fucking moron can't tell the difference between a gook and a spic

Definitely not of superior genes like those pol memes led him to believe.

>hits door second time
>doors are breaking off
>better hit them a third time

???

I didn't make fun of the disabled tard I asked if the guy in the elevator is ok

lol whoever was in the elevator at the time must have gotten quite a fright when he splatted on the roof above them haha

He is (was) Chinese, it does't count

u mad fatty?

>Fucking retard
Yes, that is exactly how I would react if I were his family

SUCK MY DICK NIGGER

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Humor can be found in many things in life. Doesn't make me unhinged or anything like that. Calm down, user; it's hardly *that* serious.

Found the gook

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is she ok?

Was he an incel?

they were probably pretty happy since now they dont have to keep replacing all the doors in their house

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Man, I just watched the news coverage of this and even they were laughing. Its just so bad, he literally did it to himself and not in a sad way or something, he just got mad and went crazy

>she enters her tent after a long day of pillaging and slaughter
>"kneel slave, I've been holding this in for hours"
>she walks over you as you fall to your knees, lifts up her leather skirt, spreads her ass cheeks and sits directly on your face
>your nose penetrates her asshole as she gets comfortable, then she releases a torrent of piss into your mouth
>"swallow you worthless pig" she says before sighing as she relieves herself on your face, her supple cheeks clenching your head
>after finishing, she lifts up, turns around and plants her asshole directly over your open maw
>"I hope you're hungry slave, I've been saving up this meal for you all day" laughing, then grunting, her anus puckers and slowly spits turd after turd into your mouth
>gagging, you are forced to chew and swallow quickly to avoid being suffocated by her long, slimy logs
>she's finally done, "now lick me clean slave, inside and out"
>you quickly use your tongue to get every morsel, every stain until she's completely spotless
>she straightens her skirt, turns and looks at you
>"you did better than last time, maybe I was right not to kill you along with your pathetic family. I wonder how long you'll last before dying like my last slaves... hmm, well it's FOOD for thought"
>she quietly laughs to herself, then moves to her bed for some much needed rest
>your belly full with her piss and shit, you silently watch her form as she drifts into unconsciousness, wondering what tomorrow will bring...

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Halloween stuff, so yes she is.

thats not even real gore

>AI can see through window brushes

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>How do you think his family reacted?

wow, my dad was a fucking retard

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>enemies can't fit through doors

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>b-but imagine i-if he was one of y-your relatives
faggot
this kind of empathy is retarded

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whats going on in this one?

Imagine you're the person on the elevator and suddenly seeing a fat ass crash through the roof

The shitch cafe.

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bees or wasps?

Xena outtake

What am I looking at here?

what happened here? suit wasn't effective i guess

Looks like he got murdered by giant fucking bees

Annie are you okay? Are you okay?
Are you okay Annie?

Jap bees nipped through his knickers and got him

ASIAN
GIANT
HORNETS
NIGGA

did he died?

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You couldn't fucking pay me enough to wear a fucking suit of diamond plate armor and stand near a fucking beehive.

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Protip, people who have to ride obesity scooters aren't real people.

>ASIAN
>GIANT
>HORNETS

That dude is fucking D.E.A.D.
Holy shit; what possessed him to do something like that? Absolute unit

source?

Based nigger used that bitch as a human shield and lived!

This is a prime example of "the straw that broke the camel's back"

I'm sure with him being an invalid among a long chain of shit he went through over time and probably that day added up to the one point where he missed an elevator and it didn't come back when he wanted it to.

wait were they robbing the store or just buying something?

it doesnt make sense to rob a store without a mask.

>itt: natural selection

Looks like the intro of an action game

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Tianjin_explosions
Assuming this.
It's the kind of thing that can only really happen in China.

CIA planted a small nuke in a giant super computer in China.

chinks will be chinks
nothing special user

did you not see how big those fucking things are? those aren't bees user

bees

>game has stamina system for swimming

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>gently backs away

This is art

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LMFAO

fuck I shouldnt have laughed so hard at this.
cocky fucker thought himself fucking invincible. should have just used gas bombs or something

>slowly backs up as the first explosion goes off
>You can see people running away in the street
>The car stops backing up because he thinks it's over
>The second one goes off
cinema kino can only hope to capture true kino.

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that hard cut to him being carried away in a stretcher is perfect

everytime i see one of these all i can think of is this youtube.com/watch?v=612MJcCaxAA

soi latte

tianjin explosion or someshit

>literally fits through multiple doors in the webm
put a little more effort in next time

>that guy who immediately used his friend as a body shield

smart nigga

those aren't bees. they're hornets nigga. HORNETS

>game uses aliens as Easter eggs

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>bees
>wasps

Giant hornets. On the top of the list of "creatures to not fuck with".

>blowout soon, stalker

>GoLo
>They went low
>It didn't work

I hate games with unclear and finicky stealth mechanics

full clip anywhere?

wtf even happened

SUPER SHAME

Did the guy in the top corner make it? That looked like a good spot from this angle

>game has convoluted crafting system

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>enemy can fuck with your controls at any time

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Hot!!

What's the lore on that?

did they die? I mean actually both of them?

Threads like this are my happy space.

>woooooooooooooooow bugged game mechanics

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what the fuck that's an actual pokemon nigga

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this is why you should never try to save someone who's drowning by swimming over to them, throw them something to grab to instead

chemical storage facility in china.

>nerve gas?
>it's a nerve gas gun

They make those now?

...

What do you think, how much is that drink?

>enemy pathfinding gets itself killed

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These videos are amazing.

Probably the best unintentional ASMR out there.

guy drowning dragged the guy trying to save him into the water
that's why you don't try to save a person drowning unless you know what you're doing or you want to die

thats what a drowning person looks like despite what TV may tell you

new runescape player invited to wildy to trade.mp4

>hits the door in anger
>doors are CLEARLY giving way
>hit it several more times
What the fuck was he doing?

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>Stealth kills

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Fuck forgot pic.
Also full vid liveleak.com/view?t=SvDk_1539657069

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Hot

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YOU GOTTA BEE ON YOUR SUIT

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>filename

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do you think he's okay?

Kek retard

Post reaction-negative-suicide(21).webm please.

>smoke looks cool as fuck
>it's gone after 2 seconds
that shit pisses me off

how is it even possible to not know how to swim, it's like not learning how to walk, shit, I live in the middle of the damn desert and even I learned at a young age

BURN IT TO THE FUCKING GROUND

natural selection my man

Reminder that the Japanese hornet can literally chew through concrete.

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what a fucking way to go, jesus

fucking numales

If you insist.

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>taunting before the match is over

>game has pay to win mechanics

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bro, there was a Xena game
I remember it being kino, not su re if that's nostalgia

fucking lol

there's something nice about huddling around the proverbial fire with anons watching chinks dying and cute animals

Bitch nigger put in his place

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I'M COYOTE PETERSON
youtu.be/i7VMcMJBjD4

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they guy trying to rescue the drowning guy didnt do the one thing you are supposed to do while trying to save some one who is drowning, alway approach with you dominant leg to your chest with your foot pointing at the drowning person so in the case that they start to pull you down to you can kick their chest away and save yourself from drowning

God, that scorpion is a fucking bitch.

I almost drowned when I was 6 and never tried swimming again. I'm not even afraid of water, I just went "yeah, fuck that" and never bothered to learn for the next 20 years.

huh
It definitely looks like it has that old school charm.

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>game has S O U L

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>enemies can mimic other enemies

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Should have blown his tiny brain out

2 Dead, the old man was hit in the leg but survived

just nigger gang shit in Chicago

Looks more like a gang hit than a robbery

Post the One with the camera man close to the explosion,

china chemical

>wow my dad was a fat retard what was this idiot thinking, I better start working out I never want to be anything like this dipshit

Okay what the FUCK

probably revenge, told the store owner to lock them inside so another gang member wasted them

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panicked shitskin holds down middle aged good natured boomer, boomer thinks he's doing a good deed, is suprised when the sorry excuse for a human drags him down, he breathes in a to much water and goes still, shitskin follows soon after. This is exactly whats happening right now on this planet, except slower.

where the fuck was his tard handler?

> I'm not even afraid of water,
>I just went "yeah, fuck that"

LMFAO yeah right

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FAULTY COSTUME IS DISHONORABRU

youtube.com/watch?v=MnExgQ81fhU
>Going north of Goodsprings

Beedrill, get back in the ball!

>this footage came out of 2004
Why release it now?

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I thought this was going to be the webm of the girl sticking a hot dog up her cooter, putting it on a bun, then taking it out to serve

Nigga just hold your breath

so.... they both died?

>lower-level enemies can taunt

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>western civilization.webm

>shadman.webm

>scorpion doesn't even give a shit
>wins anyways
What an absolute lad

WHY WOULD HE DO THAT

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ITT

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I remember it fondly, I think the last fight is the minotaur

fuck cholos and fuck niggers

>you can't make me have fun

slowly preparing people for the reveal

>I'm not trapped here with you, YOU are trapped here with ME

STAY WILD

That fucker got the ultimate vengeance. Imagine cucking some handicapped dude you see coming out of a waiting elevator ride and thinking what a devilish person you are... Then, seconds later, he comes crashing down on top of the elevator.

Drowning survivors and experts describe it as one of the most painful deaths imaginable because of what happens to you respiratory system

youtube moneys, he hasn't died of it yet and now he's got nowhere to go but down in terms of pain scale since he already did the worst ones

>"I did absolutely nothing and STILL got hit!" - DarkSydePhil
bonus points if you can guess the playthrough

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how does hornet knows what scorpion tail is?

This kills the crab

>enemies can move faster than you can comprehend

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>Literally on the ground yelling in pain
>Casual "You alright?" from the cameraman
Every time

>game has physics based destruction

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