Game has a large and diverse roster

>game has a large and diverse roster
>all characters suck to play except for a few

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>you have to beat the game to play as the only character you like

Tfw wage slave and a bit of the mouse

Why do these charts always massively over-normalify the cyborg?

>I-IM TOTALLY LIKE YOU GUYS DESPITE X
It's accurate

>tfw literally an Elephant Mouse

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I'm not normal at all and I can't socialize with normal people, and I've never even had a relationship, but I do not share the /r9k/ mindset of self-pity and I do not blame the outside world.
I am no normalfag.

Sloth master race reporting in

>has trouble with life skills such as cooking, haircuts, shopping, and etc
>stem major

Sounds like a liberal-arts brain trying to grasp at that autismoginerring money.

Fuck I don't like being Cerebrotronic.

50% sloth
40% mouse
10% cerebrotonic
>Game lets you create your own class but you have no idea what you're doing and you pick all the bad perks without realizing

haha look at how pitiful I am guys do I fit in xd

Reporting
>can cook but far too lazy to, mostly eat raw fruit and vegetables
>pretty good job but exclusively use my social talents to avoid as much work as possible

I-I though everyone here did the pissed into a jug thing unironically at some point...

>Wageslave
>Mouse
>Cyborg
I don't get it

>tfw mostly Cerebrotronic, but not socially retarded enough for /r9k/
I guess I don't fit in then, thank God.

>tfw pessimistic sloth trying to become optimistic
It's all about how you see things. Lots of great men were shut-ins. You just have to fix your hygiene and make the most of it. Maybe even pick up a friend some day.

I'm mostly Sloth, except I can cook and I'm not all that lonely anymore. I have a bf who is a cerebrotonic on the nose, except for the romantic opportunity part of course, and he is actually personal with me but not with others. I actually had to laugh because that entire description is literally him. Love that spergy fuck.

Being a super Autist sounds the most fun, desu

who /mouse/ here

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I know a superautist and there's no way it's fun. you're halfway self aware (because a super autist would never define himself as a super autist) so you can't grasp how utterly dense and weird they can be.

As someone who works with literal autists, it's really not. They can be fascinating people but usually they are just weird and embarrass themselves and make other people super uncomfortable without even realizing it. Even after I explain what they did wrong, most of them never learn.

>make other people super uncomfortable without even realizing it. Even after I explain what they did wrong, most of them never learn.

Sounds like an "other people" problem senpai

Except that it becomes your problem when you don't have any friends and get fired from your job because of inappropriate behaviour.

Meh, if they really are super autism they probably could get checks from the government anyways.

My job is to support these people and see if they have potential to live without NEET bux, pretty much. Some people can actually learn how to behave less weird but some are just so irredeemable weird that they'll never get a real job, yeah.

>tfw mouse who aspires to be a cerebrotonic

used to be some combo of mouse/cerebro, after graduating became much more like a wageslave/sloth. fuck working

That's awesome. Hopefully you can help fix his life then cause thats whats about to happen to me

Yeah, seems like we can help each other with our spergy problems pretty well. He can deal with this feelings better (he used to bottle them up a lot) and I take care of myself again.
Don't give up bros, there's someone out there who understands you and your weirdness.

Nice, user. Good luck.

Stuck between Cerebrotonic/Mouse/Super
Straight forward but not genuinely autistic so I speak my mind often and ironically then laugh hysterically. (imagine ACTUALLY throwing the gameboy out the car window because it'd be funny.)
A lot of people love me for it but I don't generally care for "friends." and I feel often everyone is trying to talk to me and get my attention at one time.
I get along with black people better than white people and males better than females.
Someone comes off as a cunt I don't give them a 2nd chance and piss them off as hard as I can in the next sentence. Get told I'm rude quiet a bit mostly by white female boomers.
Never wear jeans, almost always in sandals, when at home naked, always wear at least 1 size too big.
Feel and act like I've had a busy, long, stressful day when all I really did was shave and fold some clothes.

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i'm like 90% mouse
is there any hope for me?

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If I have to place myself on that autism pic it would probably be cyborg / wannabe??

somehow, i don't think i fit into any of these categories, but have somehow fallen into a deeper, less concrete state of hell

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>tfw none of those
Feels lonely, man.