Why is Klonoa the one out of every male either real or fictional that turned me gay?

Why is Klonoa the one out of every male either real or fictional that turned me gay?

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homosexuality isn't a choice by that definition!

If you turned Klonoa into a female, you wouldn't even tell the difference.

this
he's devoid of masculine features

>:)

honestly I just want to be Klanoa

Exactly. You can't be gay for wanting to fuck Klonoa unless you want to do anything to his soft, cute shota penis.

Fuck off. Klonoa is not for your sick fantasies. I’m closing this thread.

pretending to be mod is a bannable offense

Are Klonoa's games even fun?
What do they play like?

wanna be my klonoa bf

fun puzzle platformers, nice graphics, play only the playstation titles

1 and 2 are pretty great and Empire of dreams is nice. I'm currently on Dream Champ Tournament so that's all i can tell you

Fuck off Matthew Perry.

super fun, used to play the sequel with my sister all the time when we were younger

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Seriously, what did he mean by this?

Wwyd to him Yea Forums?

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rub my face into ears

That's not true.
Klonoa doesn't have eyelashes.

Could Klonoa BE any more fuckable?

klonoa is not for fug

His name is technically pronounced "Kloa". Based on this, I have deduced that he not a dick, but a cloaca.

His name is only pronounced "Klo-a" when hes speaking Phantomilian though.

Not to be a pink-haired feminist sjw but "gender coding" is a real thing, in most cases it's easy to identify whether a character is meant to be male or female.
It's not simply whether you can see their penises/vagoo/breasts. You can tell by clothing, color scheme, facial features, expression/stance, etc. If Klonoa was female and had an identical design her "tomboyishness" would be an explicit character trait that others comment on.

And yet traps still exist. Anime "girls" who have dicks.