Little Mac

What was Samurai thinking?

>tfw 6'0 and king of the manlets

feels good to have just made the cut

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In Holland, the average height for males is 6ft tall and it isn't really that uncommon for women to be just as tall. They're a bunch of disgusting cavemen mother fuckers, and they smell like it too.

>5'8

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>tfw 5'7 white guy
>literally zero chance of success in life

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>average
For a woman, maybe.

Under 6'5 barefoot and with a compressed spine is manlet.

I'm 5'8 but I got a 7 inch dick with 5.5 inch girth, does that make up for it?

Are you fuckers going to wallow in self-pity or post cute little mac shit

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Average height is 5'11

Average height of a Heavy Weight Boxer is 6'3

Deal with it

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You can make up for it with your personality and as long as you aren’t far.

Though I’m sure there’s girls out there who are into chubby Manlets but they won’t be white.

>americucks
The true soibois

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>6'1.5"
>but 140 lb
>also not very attractive
>also a sperge
Take it from me lads, there's more going on then just height.

>not a 5.5 inch dick with 7 inch girth
end it

5'7 is acceptable if you're a native-born Asian but otherwise you're fucked

based filter raping you into submission

You have learned nothing.

WHERE COULD THEY BE?

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>They're a bunch of disgusting cavemen mother fuckers, and they smell like it too.
Based
Dutch = Not Worth Much

how the fuck do I beat the indian dude in punch out?

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Dude woman hate men shorter than the...

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>be 5'6"
>cute so still get occasional gfs
could be worse.

F

Him being 5'7'' is related to the fact that he's literally the worst character in smash's history?

That number is skewed by counting the children too

>That number is skewed by counting the children too
What the fuck you retard.

Why is this 30 something year old Amazon woman bullying the 17 year old manlet who obliterated her kidney with one punch?

Ultimate Little Mac is still better than Brawl Ganondorf.

>30 something year old
Do autists have trouble identifying people's age?

Yeah, children are counted in the average. Which means the average man is about 6'6.

Actually I'm 5 foot and 7 AND A HALF inches.

>amerilets

This
Literally anything under 8' ahould just give up trying.

And I'm 5'10.5" Get on my literal level, scrub.

Pretty sure she is early 30's in Fusion

When you say 'manlets: when will they learn?', what are they supposed to learn?

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Lmao imagine being under 8'11"
Fucking manlets I swear

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She was born in cosmic year 2055, and Fusion takes place in 2087. You do the math. Of course a genetically altered super soldier who stays physically fit is going to look good at that age.

No problemo

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He’s little compared to pretty much everyone except Glass Jew

Literal false advertising, anyone you attract will leave you the moment they find out your true height.

There is a tell for pretty much every attack. Learn them

i want to imagine myself as little mac in this scenario while samus has her way with me

Aren't their lives just constant suffering?

>t. manlet.

>easily peek up the girl's skirt while she's busy towering over me

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Don't you have a door frame to duck under?

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>Implying I don't live in a door frame-free house

DUDE MANLETS LMAO
Why do people make these stupid fucking threads. And the real reason they increased his height is so he can remotely be in the same weight class as all those behemoths.

>being short is european superiority
weird brag

They're prone to heart conditions

In the original Punchout he's 4'8. In Punchout on the Wii he's 5'7. I guess the name stuck for him and he just decides to keep going with it.

>what is netherlands
>what is denmark
>what is norway
>what is yugoslavia

sir that would be brawl ganondorf

Shelving this thread for a while didn't make it any less stale.

6 feet is pretty much average in Europe for males, i'm sorry that you didn't have enough food to eat when you were growing up.

He's 5'3.

Kek I'm 6 foot 2 and my emo friend is 5 foot 7 and you would not believe the amount of times he gets mistaken for a fucking girl because of his height.

Lmao that's manlet status.

>4'11
OH NO NO NO NO HELP ME PLEASE GOD MY GROWTH SPURT NEVER CAME

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He's called Little Mac because he fights against heavyweight boxers who are all above 6 feet on average.

I'm 6'1", 190LB with a big upperbody, and while I am bigger and taller than 99% of people I walk by, I can't help but feel little. I still feel like I was when I was a little 8 year old boy during Summer Vacation back in my old childhood neighborhood.

Sounds like your penis is pretty small.

>tfw european
>tfw 5'5
Heh

It's not average. You're talking out of your ass. It's only average in a select few regions and is above average everywhere else, even if only by an inch or two, and by more than that in Southern Europe.

Samus needs to be bigger

you're white, you've already hit the genetic jackpot.

This

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide

The only countries in Europe where 6 feet is the average are Bosnia and Montenegro, in the rest the average is shorter by a little or by several inches.

>5'7"
>average
In Japan maybe, he's in the land of the fucking free, where you have to be 6'2" or gtfo

whats your ethnicity?

half turkish and half guatemalan, but both of my parents are fair skinned so most people think like Italian or Greek

>Guatemalan
Ah, so that's why.

It's mostly going to involved being played with like a doll.

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>7 inch dick with 5.5 inch girth
bean can dick lol

>5’4”
>Wishing for a 6’ bf to give me shoulder rides or carry me like a princess
Where can I find that person?

Learn not to be born with inferior genetics

But it's not like it's their fault, right? Or that they can do something about it, right?

To properly recognize their station in life.

>tfw 5'3" asian

kill me

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I'm taller and have bigger cock but I get exactly 0 bitches. You're fucked.

That's the joke

Oh my god youre doomed

hot

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Average heavy weight boxer is actually 5'10 they just don't make it big like the big boys.

Not in ultimate.He has a very nice recovery.In wii u and 3ds doing side B and going off stage was basically game over.

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are you into men? I'll top you.

Bruh Americans are shorter than Europeans unless you live in starving slav shithole. Dutch people are one of the tallest folk in the world. You have no excuses, manlette.

Tall kids?Thats what my uncle did and he has some pretty tall kids.