ITT: Describe your favorite videogame from the perspective of a concerned parent.
Everyone tries to guess what it is
>He yells at his friends every time he plays
>Something about shooting civilians
>Awful drilling noises
>Why is there so much shooting
No parent would be concerned about my favorite game.
Actually, were few games are worth getting concerned over. This thread is doomed from the start.
CS:GO
Payday 2
>that picture
oh you just know...
>It just seems to be some poor girl being beaten up all the time
>Sometimes she shoots the bad guys but sometimes she gets sad about it
Basically. I once asked my mother if she had ever had issues with the violence in the games I played throughout the years. She said no, because she knew those were just games and that there was nothing to worry about them.
>I dunno Lonnie. I want to go to the police. I want to go to the police and see what they say. The girl on the screen wasn't wearing any clothes. I know that he's got his hormones and all, and I remember what that was like, but it was a young girl. Not like those playboy posters. Just a little girl. He told me that she only appeared that way, and that she's really hundreds of years old.. What does that mean Lonnie? I don't understand.I wish he would have tried out for the baseball team, and it's my fault for not making him to do it. He needs me and I don't know what to do anymore.
Thanks for sharing.
DID THEY FUCK???
>All he does all day is play that stupid space game.
>The one with the flying jellyfish and robot guy
>His man just burps and the lady flies off the cliff.
>He does this over and over.
>The lady just keeps coming back and letting him do it again.
>What is wrong with our little boy
>He makes a hole and goes through the hole just to make another hole
>It just gives me a headache, Stan. Go talk to him.
Mass effect
Metroid
Skyrim
All he's done is hit boxes with a crowbar and stare at a butt that he claims to belong to someone named Alex. Should we be concerned?
Silent Hill 2
She's got the look of a whore in heat. Probably got on her knees and sucked his hard cock right there the filthy slattern.
he keeps shouting "WAHOO YEAAA" and keeps asking for someone to "show me your motivation" and all he ever wants to eat is pizza.
>All he does his pay to have sex women.
>If he loves a dog so much why doesn't he spend time with the real dog.
>His guy just runs around buying real estate and if they say no he just shoots them.
GTA
well.......yeah it's GTA.
My mom once walked into the room while I was playing God Hand and was spanking one of the girl enemies. All I had to say is that they were evil and she didn't have a problem and went about her day.