I tells ya, Sekiro is rough. My wife caught me in the middle of Lady Butterfly. After my third death she says "Sekiro? You make it look like seppuku."
No respect.
I tells ya, Sekiro is rough. My wife caught me in the middle of Lady Butterfly. After my third death she says "Sekiro...
Anthony Green
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Jack Richardson
Man, tough crowd
Jeremiah Butler
Based
Levi Davis
If this thread proves anything it's that Rodney Dangerfield can make anything funny.
Elijah Mitchell
lol
Henry Fisher
I haven't seen anything with Rodney in a long time but I still read it in his voice.
Ethan Evans
Who?
Nathan White
kill yourself boomer
Luis Hall
Chase King
now do a carlos Mencia one.
Blake Carter
I tells ya, Sekiro is rough. My wife caught me in the middle of Lady Butterfly. After my third death she says "Sekiro? You make it look like seppuku."
No respect.
Henry Foster
lol not bad user
Nolan Rogers
Holy fuck that's funny
Tyler Peterson
>tfw been getting into a lot of joe rogan lately
>tfw this post
feels good
Hunter Reyes
holy based
Jayden Martin
What is the deal with Shadows Die Twice?
You're not a shadow, and you dont die twice.
Gavin Moore
BASED dangerfield
Gavin Edwards
You cheeky cunt.
Julian Smith
Kys zoomer
Julian Cruz
Clever
Chase Miller
Shadows Die Twice? Imagine the smell of something that died twice! Reminds me of my vagina.
Matthew Evans
>no random mexican jibber jabber like ''esposita'' or ''fool'' or''esse''
this man is not the real Carlos Mencia
Carter Powell
ANONS GOOGLE HISTORY
ITS ANONS GOOGLE HISTORY
Jeremiah White
*ahem*
how to cheese the Gaurdian Ape
ANONS GOOGLE HISTORY
David Morgan
It hurts me to know that nobody in this thread probably knows who is that and what you're referencing.
Matthew Mitchell
Yeah OK, YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK!
YOUR BRAVE NOW MOTHERFUCKER!
THROW HIS ASS OUT HE'S A NIGGER!
HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER!
(oh mai gawd!)
Bentley Gomez
Hudson White
Did I ever tell you the one about how I got no respect from the cab driver I was blowing?
He was watching me play sekiro and I kept dying on lady butterfly so he goes "skeiro? you make it look seppuku "
Michael Garcia
Kind of an ego booster if the game expects you to only die twice, but you might wanna temper expectations for your players there, eh?
Angel Young
Yes, but Carlos Mencia famously steals jokes.
Andrew Hill
I tell you kid, I’m not one for jokes...
Ayden Phillips
If those were the lost levels they shoulda stayed lost.
Lucas Martin
Same.
Matthew Kelly
You obviously didn't get the joke
Caleb Nelson
I exhaled somewhat sharply through my nose. Not that much, but a little.
Angel Wright
jesus christ my sides
Michael Hall
There has to be a few of us
Wyatt Cruz
I tells ye *adjusts tie* there were more poisoned mushrooms than olive garden. No respect.
Jack Price
who is he?
Ian Myers
Jacob Brown
'Lady Butterfly, more like Trash Utterly.
Carter Jackson
That was really bad, Mug
Ayden Hernandez
Omp omp omp omp, omp omp omp omp omp omp!
Camden Murphy
Shit's not like that Dark Souls shit. Man that Dark Souls shit nigga, mann, I tell you. Yeah man, see dude in the front row knows what I'm talking about, heh, aheh, soon as I said Dark Souls, dude sat up in his seat and raised his arms. Bitch wants to praise the sun so hard
*slaps mic on knee*
Charles Lopez
Mungposter? More like DUNGposter!
Xavier Ortiz
My sides.
Matthew Hill
based
Anthony Brown
kek
Michael Ward
I've always loved these posts.
Dylan Brown
lel
Liam Adams
Okay this thread is actually good
David Rodriguez
I actually laughed, nice one OP
Aiden James
Fucking kek
Levi Powell
RADDA RADDA? RADDA RADDA RADDA!
Oliver Watson
Logan Cooper
italians are subhuman
Aaron Harris
quick rundown?
Matthew Howard
God bless
Jayden Mitchell
So I've been playing Super Smash Bros. lately. I bought my daughter a Nintendo Switch and Super Smash Bros. so I wouldn't have to talk to or make eye contact with her. No, but it's actually a pretty good game. My favourite thing about Super Smash Bros. is that you have all these different characters from different franchises and the only thing they can think to do when they meet up is beat the shit out of each other. That's it! That's the entire game! A diverse cast of colourful and interesting characters from different worlds and cultures meet up and just start hitting each other! And they have so many different ways of hitting each other, you guys, it's spectacular. My favourite is this character called Rosalina who's like a single mom in space or something... And she hits you with her magical star baby. Actually, she makes the star baby hit you with itself by waving her wand imperiously. I can't even get my daughter to wipe the shit out of her asshole after she uses the bathroom!
Angel Collins
So I tried to play Dark Souls, but I couldn't see.
Jonathan Gray
MODS!
Easton Price
Great Thread
Eli Parker
SeKIro? The fat kid kept repeating "SeKIro! SeKIro!" to me and I just assumed he was having an asthma attack! Now dark souls? That's harder than trying to get your midget buddy across a puddle without a life raft.
Jeremiah Nguyen
10/10 user, today OP was not a faggot.
Adrian Foster
Sekiro blew...he needed tha money - OHHH
Lucas Jenkins
Based
Luis Reed
They say "shadows die twice," but there's more to it than that.
Jason Garcia
Threads like these are what make it worth the dumpster diving through Yea Forums
Evan Young
based
Samuel Wilson
Sekiro, more like sukiro my pecka
Jason Campbell
Sekiro is rough. My second wife caught me in the middle of Lady Butterfly. Started asking me “was it good? Did you fuck her DID YOU FUCK HER?” AHHHHHH AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Logan Edwards
How about Lady Butterfly, but she's retarded and gay? UHHH I REALLY WISH MY ILLUSION HANDLERS WERE WOMEN
Jace Butler
Dude are you him?
Kayden Cox
tsst tsst
Jaxon Green
took me a second
Connor Harris
Don't you just love that big red warning that they give you before an unlockable attack? I mean you've got a samurai the size of a gorilla taking away half your health with each swing but, oh no! watch out for his leg sweep! Yeah, right.
Ayden Gonzalez
Alexander Sullivan
You really gonna tell me, that bitch of a game, that absolute bitch of a game Dark Souls has anotha fuckin sequel? oh my fuckin god, if I needed my asshole remodeled, I'd just take it down the street to the hookas with dicks my buddy was tellin me about
Evan Smith
Hah?
Oh well yeah. You know Mario does drugs and runs around. You know who else does that? CRACKWHORES.
Angel Morales
The only funny female comedian working right now is Maria Bamford and it's mostly because she does her own thing and not try to be shocking
Nicholas Evans
wew
Noah Morris
kek
rodney was so fucking based
Isaac Myers
kek, I was hoping to see sammy in this thread
Owen Lee
I was playing this Sekiro computer game the other day, but then this man came in and shouted "what the fuck are you doing in my house?".
Aaron Thompson
I was playing Mario Bros the other day and RELIGION IS STUPID!
Jacob Bennett
I really don't get this guy's humor.
Samuel Foster
Boooo get off the stage
Owen Mitchell
Based regirock
Tyler Martinez
Now do Ricky Gervais and Jimmy Carr.
Daniel Wilson
It's a kind of absurdism, making fun of retarded things.
Jacob Adams
Andrew Roberts
10 minutes ago, I had you tied upside down with a fucking sword up your ass! You can fight, you can fight, you can fight! You're brave now, motherfucker! Throw his ass out! He's a Guardian Ape! He's a Guardian Ape! He's a Guardian Ape!
Elijah Hall
Nobody gives a shit about your e-celeb garbage.
Grayson Smith
I wonder how gamers would feel if they had my life.Because it's a gamer who trolled me on MW2
Kayden Martinez
Kids these days don't go to an arcade to play the games anymore. Did you know that? They can play them at home on these machines called "consoles." Do you know why they call them "Consoles"? Because when you see how much that you have to pay to own one, you'll need to be consoled.
Aiden Rivera
>no one posted it yet
youtu.be
Adrian Smith
My wife saw me playing Sekiro the other day. She said if I felt like dying so much then I should go do my act. No respect I tell ya
Ryan White
Julian Martinez
Anthony Jackson
Chris Rock was the only funny one there.
Michael Watson
Turns out, little centipede fella.
Jeremiah Howard
>The other day I saw a game called Kingdom Hearts 358 over 2 days. Ya, 358 over 2 days. I didn't know they made a game about my wife's shopping expenses. No respect these days, I tell ya.
Carter Williams
You cant say that, think of the advertisers
Henry Miller
Ryder Nguyen
He doesn't make fun of himself though.
Nathan Gutierrez
What are you two, retarded? Carlos Mencia stole jokes, but he changed the wording around somewhat.
Carlos version would have been something like:
Sekiro is rought putos. My bitch caught me in the middle of Lady Butterfly. After my third death she says "Sekiro? Pendejo, you make it look like seppuku.
No mames.
David Gonzalez
>So....So I'm trying to play Battlefield 1 alright? And our team is losing. BADLY.
>So we get in recompense....an Airship.
>A giant, FUCKING, Air. Ship.
>Now you would THINK, that because of this, we would have a chance of winning, right? Ya know big thing, lots of guns, bombs *whistle* *explosion noise*.
>But I take the pilot seat, fly it one inch...
>AND THE WHOLE THING GET'S BLOWN THE FUCK UP BY A FUCKING MEDIC ON A POM POM!!!!!
>*Wipes all the sweat off his forehead*
Ethan Morales
Kinison was never funny. Get fucked, Rogan.
Jack Carter
God bless Joe Rogan.
Aiden Morales
SHUT THE FUCK UP. God, I fucking love Mitch so much. RIP, you glorious dumbass.
Henry Martinez
>*slaps mic on knee*
Chase Murphy
This game told me I should prepare to die, so I bought life insurace.
James Gomez
>There was this little pink fella', you know, like a
bounc'eh ball.
>Right. Karl-
>No let 'em finish.
>..And he starts sucking up the little brown fella's. And then he spits 'em back out again. Kind of a strange game, in'it? I got to think'n, where does all that stuff go?
>Wait, are you talking about Kirby? The video game? You absolute buffoon! It's a video game, you can make anything happen!
>Well...It's got' ta' go somewhere, 'rite? Like there should be some invention, where you 'put the stuff you want in it.
>Uh-huh.
>And you can pull it out whenever you want.
>...Like a pocket, Karl? You absolute imbecile.
>But what about large things? Like if you want-
>Karl, it's a video game! It's virtual! It's not a real world Karl, it's a game!!
Andrew Campbell
Angel Sullivan
>Ayo you know there was a black samurai?
>Aint that just a ninja
>Nah a ninja is a black dude who sneaks in and steals stuff. A samurai is a dude in armor with a katana
>You tellin me Detroit is a city full of Ninjas?
>now that I think of it. Ninja sounds a lot like another word..
Jackson Scott
not bad
Evan Miller
legit kek'd
Dylan Murphy
Kek, that's perfect.
Jonathan Morgan
Watching a white dude approach dark souls is a lot like watching them in the ghetto.
>impersonates white guy peering around a corner
>"my GOD there's three of them! I'd better look for another way..."
Jaxson Jenkins
Laughed
Gabriel Lee
>That's it! That's the entire game!
fuuuuck I heard this in his out of breath, exasperated tone
Brody Allen
Apparently shadows die twice. I didn't even know they were alive.
Thomas Richardson
I agree with you user, but he said it first, and that is how it'll be remembered.
You should have made the joke first.
Kayden Jackson
Jordan Rogers
holy fuck user
Ethan Nguyen
Jordan Bell
What's the deal with Devil May Cy? Is the Devil going to cry or not? After five of these things the suspense is killing me.
Jose Price
Actually laughed
Brayden Cooper
underrated
Nathaniel Watson
But he cried in 3.
Easton Allen
I get it
Jayden Wright
>Karl: I was playing Dark Souls.
>Ricky: What's that?
>Karl: Just a video game and that. But... s'bit weird.
>Ricky: What's weird?
>Karl: Nah, it's just... It reminded me of you a bit, Steve.
>Ricky: Pfffffttt... !
>Steve: Well, I've seen the strapping knight on the cover, so yes, I imagine so.
>Ricky: Go on.
>Karl: I'm not having a go or anything.
>Steve: Sure.
>Karl: It's just... You ever been out to the club with Steve, Rick?
>Ricky: Um, yeah. Yeah. Why?
>Karl: So have I.
>Ricky: Pfff hhehehehe... !
>Steve: On the regular actually Karl, yeah, we have a smashing time. What's this got to do with Dark Souls, where are you going with this?
>Karl: Then you've seen, Rick... How... When he looks at a bird...
>Ricky: Hahahaha! He's having a go!
>Karl: No, I'm not! I'm not! It's just, they tend to kinda... They kind... They freeze up, don't they?
>Ricky: AHAHAHA!
>Steve: Stunned, yes. By my good looks and my charm.
>Karl: Right. Well. In Dark Souls... There's a bit where you fall into the sewers.
>Steve: Sure.
>Karl: And there are these... These creatures.
>Ricky: Pfffhahaha!
>Karl: They freeze yer. Well... They turn you to stone. But it's like freezing yer, innit? And the funny thing is...
>Ricky: Pfffhehehehahhaha... !
>Karl: The funny thing is... They've got very large eyes... Great big eyes, that bulge out of their head... Steve.
>Ricky: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Chase Powell
This one's pretty good
Jeremiah Roberts
>Niggas LOOOOVE to waste they money on basketball
>You ever hear about that NBA 2k?
>niggas will even waste they money on *raises both eyebrows* VIRTUAL BASKETBALL
Oliver Ortiz
>Hah?
already dead
Wyatt Clark
What the fuck?
Luis Howard
Fucking kek
Cameron Sanchez
legit lol
Easton Ramirez
Goddamn thats good
Parker James
HE'S DONE YOU AGAIN MATE.
Benjamin Flores
He cried in 1 too you dork.
Hunter Turner
i don't get it
Jacob Bailey
I thought he probably did, but I couldn't remember if he actually shed tears in that.
Juan Campbell
Fucking gold
Brandon James
>tenor.gif
CCCCUUUUTTTTTTTEEEEEE
Owen Reyes
God damn I miss a lot of these guys
Hudson Taylor
The comedian in that pic is a notorious joke thief.
Josiah Bennett
So then - I'm not making this up by the way, it's written right here - then, all the teenagers sneak up on God and kill him. I mean he's all powerful so they didn't couldn't actually kill him. And he's all knowing so they couldn't actually sneak up on him. But Square Enix - no, really! - they actually believe this happened.
Leo King
I'm gonna sit in this crow's nest for a while. Maybe I'll play the whole game from this crow's nest.
Henry Taylor
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
FIVE HUNDRED YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU IN THE ABANDONED DUNGEON WITH A RED LUMP UP YOUR ASS
Ethan Ward
So the other day I was wit dis ho and she sez “can you fuck me and hurt me?”.
I sez you gotdamn right I can.
So I fucked her... Then I hit the bitch in the head wit a guardian ape.
Parker Phillips
>anglo """"comedy""""
Brandon Howard
Holy fuck my sides
Samuel Lopez
Could someone post the Norm McDonald copypasta where he recounts telling Timmy he should wish for gay porn.
Nolan Wood
is this post peak Yea Forums
David Evans
No one is laughing harder at that soggy British faggots jokes than himself.
Hudson Hernandez
Define peak, also I know it's /co but I've been searching everywhere for it. It starts off with norm the genie telling an audience about how he was convinving Timmy to wish for gay porn, remarking how no ones done it before, but he ends up droning on and never getting to the punchline only for the punchline to be hey wish for gay porn, he even messes up and stops his story to tell the audience that Jorgen is austrian not german and gets booed telling the audience to fuck off cause the joke still works.
Landon Watson
*ahem* NIGGER NIGGER THIS GUY IS A NIGGER!!! FUCK NIGGERS!!!
Gavin Williams
THE PUNISHER
Bentley Allen
This thread is so fun I'm surprised the jannies haven't deleted it
Camden Morris
Laughed out loud then got really fucking sad.