What do you think of argonians?
What do you think of argonians?
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Henry Walker
Coolest race.
I don't want to play some boring humanoids in my fantasy RPGs. I see humans everytime. They are the coolest race.
Jaxon Jackson
scalie thread disguised as argonian thread
Carter Bell
Piss off pedoweeb
Kayden Garcia
Argonian males: Slave material
Argonian females: MOMMY GIVE SAPPIES
I hate how I can never bring myself to play an Argonian in Morrowind. Nerevarine being a goddamned slave lizard just ain't right.
Dylan Ortiz
i never said it was a bad thing
t. mommy argonian
Liam Howard
cool race. lizard dudes with tree gods. unfortunately they only attract the biggest degenerates and i can't take them that seriously.
John Butler
i think human men and everything else masculine is completely unattractive but for some reason argonian males make me rock hard.
anyone else the same?
David Mitchell
I like all masculine malesl. Still based
Gavin Hall
I like them. Lizard races are always the best.
Dylan Adams
isn't that true for all non-human races in games?
Ethan White
Hist>CHIM
Evan Morgan
you have the gay
Charles Hughes
They look cool and I would love to fuck one given the opportunity.
Dylan Cox
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Property
Austin Johnson
Sexual dysphoria.
Bentley Bell
Best race
Jordan Edwards
An odd looking race of nobodies with little impact on the world.
Justin Sanders
They make my dick hard
Hopefully they look good in TES6
Carson Bell
>Best tier:
Argonians
Nords
>Bro tier:
Khajits
Redguards
>Mediocre tier:
Bretons
Wood elves
Orcs
>Shit tier (but still redeemable)
Imperials
Dark elves
>High elf tier
Self explanatory.
Ayden Clark
I don't.
Nathaniel Brooks
>Fun races:
Khajiit
Argonian
Bosmer
>Only played by painfully boring normalfags
Everything else
Anthony Foster
Levi Johnson
Artist?
Liam Gonzalez
Gabriel Allen
the artist forgot about the bulge.
Adrian Green
.... brother in spirit!
Asher Lopez
?
Ryan Jenkins
neracoda, friend :)
David Lewis
Imagine if Khajiit looked like this.
Aaron Gutierrez
The Nerevarine more than any other protagonist in TES just feels right being the default race
Eli Sanders
GIB SAPPIES
Logan Turner
>Hist buffs Lizardbros after the Oblivion Crisis and they fuck over the Dark Elves
based
Colton Mitchell
I think they're cool but I need to learn more about them too. I'm a Dunmer kind of guy but I hate the idea of slavery and the bad blood between the two races.
David Diaz
They're pretty neat. I like khajiit and redguards more, though.
Christian Ross
Why am I bi for inhuman men including animals and lizards but not really for real men.
Easton Wood
Fuck men and fuck mer
Underdog races are the thinking mans choice
Jeremiah Jenkins
>all the gay argonian porn is bara
>no twinks whatsoever
Jaxson Morgan
Thanks, pal.
Bentley Rivera
The cute argonians are for the women.
Jacob Evans
>don't want to play humanoids
>plays what is essentially a human with scales, tail, and a lizard head
Parker Collins
Nicholas Jenkins
Still not a human. The degree of similarity is just a nitpick on your part
Caleb Lewis
A legitimately awful race. They’re right behind the Sloads when it comes to the most evil races on Nirn.
Not only did one of the Argonians tribes create one of the most devastating flu on Tamriel out of hatred, heavily devastating the Khajiits and other playable races, it also made every other non-lizard race native to Black Marsh like the Lilmothiit and Kothringi extinct because the flu was made specifically to kill non-lizards, and the Argonians used that as an opportunity to seize all the territory the extinct races had and refer to the entirety of Black Marsh as Argonia.
That, and the fact that when they made the Ebonheart Pact with the Dunmer and Nords with the term to ban slavery, it is implied they settled on just banning slavery of Argonians. Khajiits still suffer from slavery, the very race they wrong a couple of decades back with their disease, and the Argonians had no problem with that whatsoever.
And you know about the whole shitshow with the An-Xileel slaughtering many innocent Dunmer while they were still suffering from the Red Year. Not the plantation owners like the late 3rd era revolt, no, it was an attempt of ethnically cleansing southern Morrowind.
Benjamin Richardson
Argonian mummys can have my Nordic cummys
Connor Perez
god, imagine the smell...
Tyler Morris
Juan Howard
Do any of you even fucking talk about videogames or do you really just waste your time drooling over fictional sexual fantasies?
Christopher Edwards
>skinny tail
yikes
Thomas Cox
Argonians are fucking based.
Jonathan Powell
We do, but when someone drops a spicy image or two, it gets a few (you)s and people get a little worked up, and that encourages a few people to drop their own images, and it kind of snowballs from there.
Brody Anderson
Sex slave material*
Angel Ward
huge tails look ridiculous in TES
Jaxson Stewart
Literally the first gay fap I had was my vanilla male argonian dragonborn in the shirtless fur armor
Asher Baker
Were the dumner in any position to be making demands during the middle of the war?
Zachary Wood
Oliver Wright
Completely normal.
Mason Reyes
The Most Extreme was the best animal show. Prove me wrong.
Noah Jenkins
No, I seriously think everyone here hates talking about videogames because they’d rather complain about them ad nauseam, hence why they usually fluctuate between complaining and thirsting over fictional sexual fantasies with fictional people.
Seriously, threads made to complain and worship waifus are what get all the attention here, not actually discuss anything.
Asher Russell
How do you kiss an argonian?
Gavin Reyes
Adrian Scott
Very gently
Logan Carter
this is a VERY good thread
Elijah Morales
Animating this shit must have been a blast.
Connor Mitchell
>Black-scaled fireball lizard wizard
Now that was a playthrough
Evan Taylor
Some user has good fucking taste with these thick Argonian hotties. Have her hump the corner of a desk or table please. Purely sfw of course.
Charles Wilson
You’re talking about the Ebonheart Pact?
Luis Phillips
I like them.
Luke Gray
I never play as them but I have to agree. You can barely distinguish some of the humanoid races.
Wyatt Garcia
Cute!
Logan King
>Those new futa Redguard on big tiddy Argonian images by Abubu
Luis Ramirez
Yeah. They couldn't go to the Dominion, they've been on the outs with the old altmer families for a long time, and I don't see them having much business with the Covenant.
Hudson Wilson
he looks like a special boy
Jayden Bennett
link
Isaac Jenkins
>TFW no adorable tall berserker argonian wife that yells "I love you!" as she cleaves dragons in half.
Adam Barnes
>forgot
Isaac Russell
>not falling for a fat tailed female
Nathaniel Richardson
Leo Green
How much for her to sit on my face and grind her pussy against my mouth?
Jose Cruz
You can't have thicc argonain women without thicc tails.
It's part of the appeal of lizard people.
Jose Adams
They look good in t-shirts.
Isaiah Torres
No, they and the Nords had to fight back the invading Kemals who came from Akavir. They managed to sack Windhelm, and Blacklight’s defebses were wearing out, but by some wonderful writing that isn’t Mary-Sue fanfic-tier, an argonian slave received visions from the Hist to duel and kill her slaver so she can rally up an impromptu army of Argonians to single-handedly drive back and defeat the Akaviri Kemals.
The Argonians could’ve asked for a total slavery ban, and only House Dres and Telvanni would have a problem with that, but the Argonian leader who proposed the Pact specifically asked just for the freedom of Argonian slaves.
Nathan Williams
Post
Nathaniel Harris
Where are proofs?
Leo Butler
Golly that's a cute Argonian.
Jeremiah Murphy
>tfw you will never heal her wounds after battle and get headpats in return
Jacob Morales
ESO books and other garbage. Look it up, it’s easy.
Noah Powell
Top three most recent images.
Samuel Taylor
Lizard people a best.
Nathan Gutierrez
So I've been told.
Sebastian White
>Bigger Argonian Tails
>beast feet mod of choice
>Greaves and Legwraps
what other mods laddies?
Eli Butler
You probably don't, but just in case, do you have a more...private collection of images of him?
Daniel Gomez
They're pretty cool. Want to know a secret Yea Forums?
they're not lizards, they're scaled monotremes
Robert Cooper
Bentley Rogers
Well, a stupid slave isn't going to make the most sound decisions.
Ian Fisher
>oblivion gates start opening up in the swamps
>daedra flood in
>argonians dont take any of their shit
>counter-invade the planes
>they fucking start closing the oblivion gates in the swamps
Angel Reyes
>shit tier- dark elves
Fucking n'wahs I swear to Gods
Grayson Brown
ununf
Parker Moore
GAS ALL THE FURRIES
Austin Adams
They're so overused that they're automatically shit, I agree with him.
Wyatt Gonzalez
you're right.
dark elves belong below shit tier
Carson Turner
It hurts bros.
Owen Cruz
It’s the Hist looking out for itself by injecting its mind-controlled slaves with steroids that temporarily made them into hulking behemoths, not the Argonians themselves.
William Ramirez
You kind of dug your own grave.
Nicholas Young
Nathan Butler
No, but when it comes to humans I much prefer 3d over 2d. Even though I'm super gay, 2d humans just don't do it for me for reason.
Charles Brown
I don't have any lewd mods, user. He is available as a follower though. And an user from /tesg/ made a lewd mod compatible version of the follower .esp
Jacob Nguyen
improved claws
Oliver Barnes
is it that argonians are sexy or is it just lizur
Eli Price
exactly
just as always ESO kills all of the mystique of TES and can be easily disregarded as non canon
Jackson Gray
Aw, ok.
Robert Sullivan
Reptiles are very feminine. Their cloacas are a perfect pink slit surrounded by white skin, like a cute innie pussy.
Jeremiah Morales
best lore
Gabriel Russell
No one lore wise likes the scaley fucks. Why else did they name them AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHonions?
Bentley Cruz
Also judging by the lore vids on YT, argonians are the whole fandom's favourite race
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David Cook
Austin Reyes
Liam Kelly
Man all credit to the Hist and whatnot but them getting railed by lizard people in their own home despite being demons and shit will never be not funny to me.
Robert Ross
Beastraces in ES are cool
Still think Khajit are cooler tho
Jeremiah Foster
They usually rank pretty high on polls, they got 2nd on one I saw recently.
Nathaniel Johnson
Because they're interesting. Its that simple.
Jackson Murphy
Grayson Gutierrez
all ES races are awesome,kinda feel sad that you fags really need to identify/pick teams when talking about a bunch of fictional races, retards
Connor Jenkins
Everyone likes lizards
Hunter Garcia
I like masculine men, feminine females, and everything in between regardless of species. But men and women in real life don't do much for me.
Isaac Jenkins
Justin Ortiz
fallout argonian
Ayden Torres
Honestly besides looking cool the rgeatest thing about Argonians is how they are the probably calmest most peaceful bunch most of the time, but when they go to war they GO FUCKING BALLISTIC.
Dominic Taylor
Jose Cooper
Not in the slightest. In fact, Redguards have an infinitely more interesting lore.
Thomas King
Dark Elves, Argonians, and Bretons would be my top 3 and usually the ones I play.
Xavier Wright
not really though is it?
I did see a new vegas screenshot once with a preset argonian model ported from skyrim
Brody Wright
Same. Human men do absolutely nothing for me. But I'd fuck an Argonian man senseless. Heavily prefer the women though.
Luke Butler
Chase Foster
Ryan Peterson
I read that as argon_bf
Ethan Lee
That thing looks like Abe from Oddworld.
Jackson Bennett
I feel they need a slightly bigger snout.
Looks weird like that.
Isaac Torres
Nicholas Lewis
Didn't they accidentally invent nuclear warfare when one of them got a little too good with swords?
Grayson Powell
They are my favorite race. In every Elder Scrolls game, I make an Argonian first.
In Skyrim, I made an Argonian, and Derkeethus (the only Argonian follower) as my permanent ally, and married Shahvee (the only eligible female Argonian). I clad myself in and wielded dragonbone and forged a suit of dragonhide for Derkeethus, as well as a dragonbone bow for him to support me with. Two dragonslaying dragons, we were.
To Oblivion and back! With the guidance of the Hist, we will never fall.
James Sanchez
Wisest post ITT
Julian Reyes
I recognize that Argonian.
Kevin Ross
same
its not fair bros
Lucas Thomas
Jack Taylor
They can split atoms with swords.
Yes.
Samuel Nelson
Yes, they’re that cool, and they might even otherworldly from how unique their religious beliefs are.
Cooper Brown
Carter Cox
>Looks weird like that.
it's just a deathclaw skin from 4
Jayden Bennett
nice
Carson Perry
Samuel James
wish skyrim had more stuff to do in the water
Liam Cox
Their relationship is not that of master and slave, but lord and steward. The Argonians have as much free will as any other Black-soul race. The Hist simply make no deals with any other, much less share their magnificent symbiotic relationship. Argonians tend to the Hist and protect them from outside threats, and the Hist guide the Argonians and deliver them to prosperity.
Ian Morales
awwwww
Jace Flores
And I recognize those bara tiddies
Henry Martin
test
Adam Stewart
Aaron Harris
But do they have soft lewd parts and bellies?
Lucas Thompson
>Why slay crummy dragons when I can loot underwater caves?
Ryder Anderson
Jace Watson
Josiah Allen
Michael King
Lincoln Bell
Underwater DRAGONS
David Hill
Orcs are cool too !
Carter Collins
Argonian males are meant to be small and CUTE
Julian Perez
James Gray
>little impact on the world.
Someone hasn't been paying attention...
Nathaniel Russell
Henry Richardson
He's at least one of those things.
Elijah Morris
Bentley Davis
Orcs are my second favourite race. I like how they are portrayed as the best smiths and weapon makers, not just stupid brutes. Also I love the heavy tank fighting style.
Adam Murphy
Best races right there
Caleb Nguyen
Argonians are the coolest race. I wish they still had their frills and shit in Skyrim, and there was actually cool stuff to do underwater to take advantage of water breathing.
Benjamin Flores
boring lizards. Post kitties
Austin Moore
Is that who I think it is?
Isaac Rivera
Gabriel Sanders
Dominic Powell
Like this?
Levi Cox
Khajiit with proper feet are so good, hope we get different breeds in TES6
Jeremiah Cook
Lincoln Hall
Lizards are cooler than cats.
Get the heck out of our swamp!
Andrew Bailey
... oh!
Brody Russell
Nice
Brayden Mitchell
Blake Brown
As long as it isn't elves, they're good in my books
Jeremiah King
>tfw no alfig gf
>tfw no suthay daughterfu
Xavier Lopez
They'd be wasted if they go with the tired mesoamerican lizardmen asthetic ala teso.
Easton Hill
I didn't care for them in 2011, couple of years ago I suddenly wanted to fuck them and tried playing as one, was fascinated by their resistance to disease and wather breathing but I contracted vampire at the first contact anyway lmao
Elijah Long
>tfw no khajiit famaly
William Hall
Alfiq is the best Khajiit form.
They are sentient house cats :3
Robert Carter
>tfw TES doesnt have a satyr style race
feels bad
Cooper Butler
Being so baller that they invade Oblivion during Oblivion Crisis so I think they're based
Jeremiah Smith
But regular house cats are already sentient beings...
Hunter Garcia
So they fucked over the Khajit AND dungmer?
How can one race be so based?
Josiah Sullivan
So, not a human?
Jackson Wood
They don't.
Regular animals are not aware of their own existence.
Except from elephants, aquatic mammals, other species of giant apes and cephalopods.
Thomas Howard
Sentient means aware of its surroundings. The term you're looking for is self-aware. There is also sapient, which is a far more complex word meaning capable of internal reasoning, and as far as we know nothing except humans are sapient.
Cameron Ortiz
Built for human cock.
Just like all beast races.
John Fisher
male only of course
Charles Taylor
Don’t Argonians can become werecrocodiles instead of werewolfs or something?
Jacob Williams
Noah Sanchez
>What do you think of argonians?
Built for slavery.
Xavier Evans
If I remember correctly there are many forms of lycanthropy, Khajiit become Werelions, argonians become crocodiles, and I think theres some sort of eagle one too.
Angel Moore
Pretty bad racials, and female voice sounds like she smoked all the cigarettes on earth before recording, other than that I wouln't have minded if 6 took place in the black marsh
Juan Gray
the male voice makes up for it in skyrim though
Isaac Nelson
dangerously based post
Brandon Kelly
Correct me if I'm wrong, Argonians are technically fruits and they reproduce asexually and they ask the Hist for a offspring .
But female Argonian can get pregnant?
Andrew Roberts
David Icke was right
Sebastian Richardson
No. Werewolves become wolves and werecrocodiles become crocodiles. Lycanthropic curses aren't race exclusive.
Jace Robinson
Too bad everyone turns into a generic werewolf in Skyrim anyway.
Nathaniel Reed
They worship the Hist as the reason of their existence.
But I think female Argonians can have sex and have children regulary with other member of their kind. BUT I'm not sure if a female Argonian can have childrens with a male Nord.
William Morgan
There are no werewolves in Skyrim, I beat that game many times and never came across one.
Leo Watson
You're wrong and stop posting this disgusting shit everywhere
Isaac Cruz
It's Draggo!
Eli Gonzalez
>that face
>tits
Why?
Just why?
Blake Allen
If I were a House Dres Dark Elf, they would literally have to call the Redoran guard to get me to keep my dick out of Argonian slave girls.
Brody Scott
Nolan Cox
Giant sexy good boi.
:3
Isaac Peterson
Horns are Forever if you feel like having the horns persist even with headgear, and another one that I forget the name of that makes the horns and feather hairstyles more detailed. Should be easy to find. There is also a tail armor mod for Khajiit and Argonians.
Evan Hernandez
FATAF (Female Argonian Tail Anus Fix).
Fix UNP/UUNP anus/tail gap.
Colton Cooper
>giant
He's only 8 feet tall. A big guy for most.
Isaiah Hall
I've seen the rest of the art of him.
Also eight feet tall means a bigger dick for me to take. Sorry for lewd but fucking male argonians, umph.
Jose Robinson
Do you really need FATAF if youre using racemenu? You could just reposition the tail yourself,right?
Eli Bennett
They do with the mod feminine argonian textures I believe was the name.
Justin Rivera
The only way I would play Skyrim.
What's the point of being Dragonborn if I don't look like an actual fucking dragon?
Benjamin Bell
Why is all of ES crazy lore in game books only autists read and never fucking demonstrated in game?
Evan Perry
Yes.
RaceMenu also BodySlide don't touch the file
>femaletailargonian.nif
The problem it is not just a postion is a gap between the anus/tail caused by edited body meshes.
So the gap exist in every Preset for BodySlide it works with Vanilla/UUNP/CBBE.
The only coflict is BAT (Bigger Argonian Tails)
But BAT can used for males and FATAF for females.
Load order
>RaceMenu
>BodySlide
>whatever meshes/textures
>BAT
>FATAF
Carson Diaz
Argonians are closer to fish though
Logan Sanders
Because Bethesda is a bunch of lazy hacks that can't be arsed to update their engine to modern standards. The version Gamebryo they're using is several years out of date.
Kevin Collins
Because the world is good and people like that but Bethesda likes skimping all over the place and trying and failing to be a good action game. I'm at the point where I probably won't buy VI if it has the same problems of Oblivion and Skyrim, like more totally removed or dumbed down features, which is very likely.
Aiden Morgan
>Guy tries to drown me in a well with a super heavy ring.
>I'm argonian.
So much for intelligence.
Benjamin Gray
It's demonstrated pretty decently in Morrowind I think, shame Bethesda just kinda stopped trying afterwords.
Dylan Powell
Because it's hard to program nuclear swordsmen, giant gorilla-cats, and all that ridiculous and amazing stuff when they could just not.
Aiden Allen
>tfw no lizardman bf
Luis Sanchez
>You will never slitfuck your feminine lizard bf.
Austin Martin
It hurts so much
Angel Rodriguez
KITTY TIDDIES
Charles Ortiz
I want some sexy lizard feet
Mason Wood
It hurts user.
Justin Gonzalez
CAT AND LIZARD TIDDIES UNITE
Carson Hughes
basic bitch fantasy is what sells. getting into CHIM and the godhead would scare off the normies.
Anthony Rogers
Anthony Murphy
God damn.
Gavin Watson
As dumb as it is I'd be a-ok with a pseudo argonian follower in Fallout based off Death claws.
Brody Cook
I want intelligent Deathclaws back.
A hidden Deathclaw village in a cave.
Hunter Ward
Only race able to fend off the daedra by virtue of living in a literal shithole.
Grayson Flores
You wouldn't happen to have a link to said mod would you? I looked through /tesg/'s site and didn't find anything.
I'm also having a hard time looking for the regular version as well. Nothing pops up when I search for the name.
Hope I'm not being too stupid about this.
Charles Stewart
im glad i killed that fucking two timing snake and his sister
Luke Jones
Morrowind broke from the standard well enough, and that was a critical and commercial success, though.
Isaac Torres
Yeah any that aren't trying to eat your face. Hell even just Goris coming back would be cool.
Colton Perez
>not killing his sister and raping him
Caleb Morgan
lorewise this is wrong, the women passes her race to the child and nobody even knows if argonians can have kids with men and mer but even if it's wrong it's still wholesome
Dylan Moore
High Elves are cool
Ryan White
>Can’t find female argonian on male human nsfw fics
reeeeeeee
Lincoln Kelly
mediafire.com
Here's a link for the nonlewd follower version. There's a link for the Enderal version of Draggo if you like Enderal too.
The lewd .esp, I don't have. Maybe someone in /tesg/ can link it.
Easton Adams
There's an entire questline revolving around werewolves. You can even become one. There are also werebears.
Angel Turner
According to Notes On Racial Phylogeny, there are multiple reports across Tamrielic history of beast-born hybrids, but the cases aren't well-documented.
David James
Cute!
Charles Reed
Based and Bara-pilled
Ryan Hill
Thank you! Maybe I'll ask around there later but I think this is probably enough.
Your character is really cute, by the way.
Josiah Harris
Best lizard race that wasn't evil or all that nonsense back in the 90s
Easton Harris
Oh, and there's also a rule 63'd version you know, if you're totally gay and stuff
Alexander Carter
If female argonians can have tits, then that means male argonians can
Angel Nelson
Khajiit loves BIG LIZARD TITTIES.
Daniel Morris
best argonians
Juan Brooks
Feckin 'ell m8, i feel the urge to polish me knob now
Luke Rodriguez
based
Jose Sanchez
How often do khajit and argonians hook up lorewise? Or any beast race with another?
Downplaying the tail in some of these shots is a bit sad. Lizard folks usually have big asses and tails. It's one of the reasons I find em sexy.
Juan Bailey
Not sure "how often" it happens, but it does happen. In terms of lore, khajiit are probably the most open race when it comes to sexuality.
Nolan Brooks
There is literally a Daggerfall book where a khajiit fuck Barenziah out in the open public for all to see, barbs and all.
Dylan Howard
>make thread about lizardmen
>faggots ruin it
Ryder Howard
You afraid of the masculine form, user?
Aaron Miller
looks super cute, would cum inside
Henry Myers
What are some recommended mods for making a top tier looking argonian
Eli Diaz
This, basically.
Alexander Hernandez
I wanna suck on dem tits all day holy shit does that make me gay?
Landon Edwards
Yes. A good kind of gay.
Owen Torres
Is it still gay if I want to fuck a male argoanians slit? I mean its basically almost like a cunt.
Nathan Jackson
Yes, if you wanna fuck it because it's on a male instead of a female.
Jordan Hall
but i just want to rub his slit and feel him pulsate inside and then fuck his slit and cum inside
Alexander Martin
The good gay.
Isaiah Gray
You people are literally disgusting.
Jace Scott
oh god reminds me of one of my night terrors
Dylan Martinez
and?
Jackson Campbell
They're purer than people who like dolled up sluts.
Kevin Jackson
This is a common affliction among furries. Real men are disgusting, but if anthros existed my shirt collection would consist exclusively of different colored polos offering them free blowjobs.
Mason Walker
How?
Isaac Thompson
Because going for generic beauty is vain.
Jason Baker
What seems to be the problem, user?
Hunter Allen
>400
Why do you do this to yourself, user.
Josiah Moore
Hnng. My apologies, user. I had only gotten it on my phone and didnt realize the size difference.
Oliver Howard
They're both idealistic appearances for different people. How is the pursuit of any particular set of physical characteristics less vain than some other? The idea that they are generic as perceived by you is irrelevant because that is entirely subjective.
Parker Young
I'm pretty sure any idiot would agree that a hot female woman you can find anywhere is more generic than a rare lizardman and generally accepted as less attractive.
Blake Turner
Yummy
Brandon Jones
You obviously aren't trying hard enough, then
Noah Rogers
I'm not arguing which set of appearances is more generic, but rather whether or not they are generic makes liking them any more vain. I don't believe so, because the notion that you like some physical characteristics over others make you more noble doesn't make sense. In either case, you are pursuing what is idealistic to you; it is a self-serving interest.
Liam Wilson
Zachary Powell
Working at a soup kitchen could be "idealistic to me" too, doesn't mean it's not noble.
Nathan Ward
Okay dark elf. Also based argonians and biological warfare.
Sebastian Williams
This
Brayden Johnson
On their asshole.
Cameron Perez
if you havent been spelunking then dont talk shit about cave exploration
Nicholas Roberts
I like lizard people, I even have an Argonian companion.
The only race what I hate the most is Orcs.
Chase Cruz
Is that a fucking Falmer? Hates the Orcs too? Great taste.
Thomas Ward
The true master race. I won't rest until their are roving Argonian death squads cleansing Morrowind for lebensraum.
Isaiah Nguyen
Is that Minotaur a companion too???
Isaiah Hernandez
Oh man, I remember that one.
Gavin Cook
Now THAT is cute.
Aaron Bennett
>Orcs not being bro tier
Now hold on a minute, Orcs are bro as fuck, and Malacath is a based patron deity. They are at least as good as redguards
Ian Green
Snow Elf, friendly to the Imperial Legion and non-hostile to anyone except orcs.
It is just a random hostile minotaur.
Nicholas Johnson
>find some mods that make the humans and beast races look much better
>can't quite find anything to make the elves look "right"
Were they just trying for maximum ugly back when they made this shit? It's truly baffling that they thought some of the facegen and overall look was acceptable.
Josiah Cook
Christ, how can a race that's dangerously close to being for furries be so fucking based
Anthony Morales
Inferior to Khajiits
Eli Miller
Don't forget, it's been years and the only remotely decent facial overhaul mod for male elves is EEO. Even then it's massively hit or miss. Every time I try to roll elf, I remember that they all look like aborted fetuses and then I go back to my KM on NF
Easton Morgan
Why do lizards born from eggs have boobs?
Do they breast feed after hatching?
Also, if a human male / lizard female couple had a kid, would it be a human baby forming in an egg it isn’t biologically equipped to crack from?
Jaxson Sanchez
No one cares about some disgruntled lizards kicking a bunch of elves when they are down.
Lincoln Gomez
People compare them to niggers but they are more like SEAmonkeys with their guerilla tactics and shit. They cucked the Dunmer.
Carson Russell
could never play one to finish because helmets look retarded on them and they have the same shout voice as nords
lazy as fuck even for bethesda
Carter Hall
I'm pretty sure the dark elves do.
Kayden Lopez
They have no place in Skyrim tbqh. “XD vikingland” is a snoozefest of humans. They should’ve just left out all races besides humans to avoid making the game slightly better
William Butler
>no, it was an attempt of ethnically cleansing southern Morrowind.
Don't you faggot darkelf niggers act like you didn't deserve it.
>enslave and abuse a race for gods know how long
>when they get a chance they strike back
>AHHH NO FEEL BAD FOR US WE DIDN'T DO NOTHING
Jaxon Mitchell
>not loving orcs
>>>/reddit/
Adam Jones
Why do you hate Orcs?
They are not that bad compared with other Mers.
Bentley Garcia
Because beastmen are idealized. You're probably like 95% straight with an exception of impossibly beautiful men.
Hudson Jones
Nathan Jackson
They are the best mer because they don't have a superiority complex like other elves do. "WE WUZ GODS N SHIET"
Levi Kelly
Doing the opposite gave me my argonian feitsh.
Austin Ramirez
en.wikipedia.org
Learn the definitions of words retards.
Argonians are humanoids.
William Gutierrez
Gelebor has been doing well on HRT
Jonathan Gonzalez
Same. They also don't have their unique swimming animation from Oblivion
Carter Lee
Jason Butler
Because they are ugly but I think the orc stronghold concept it's pretty cool.
Jose Gutierrez
This mod is terrible for beast races though. All it does is enlarge every helmet by half a foot and it just looks even worse than the vanilla version.
Isaiah Gray
What, as opposed to squashing the entire fucking head into an undersized helmet?
Brandon Clark
i like the enb could you give me the name ples
Connor Thomas
Rudy NLVA.
nexusmods.com
Jacob White
thank you
Easton Ward
Austin Davis
Better to look compact and uniform than comically huge
Gavin Lee
>There's a good boy
Heart boner
Kayden Long
TES Legends cards are just amazing.
I hope TES VI use a similar art style but with 3d models.
Jaxon Morris
Huh. Is that supposed to be Vistha-Kai?
Levi Foster
Parker Mitchell
Yes.
Landon Rivera
I hate it, it looks like shitty variation of skyrim's art style which already looks like trash
Mason Gray
Ah. Wonder what Fyr's doin'.
Easton Hughes
Way better than Skyrim and Oblivion.
Brody Gray
> A humanoid (/ˈhjuːmənɔJd/; from English human and -oid "resembling") is something that has an appearance resembling a human without actually being one.
> has an appearance resembling a human without actually being one.
> resembling a human without actually being one.
Learn the definition of words, retard. An argonian is a humanoid not a human.
Jose Scott
Josiah Jenkins
>golden saints
oh fuck i forgot about them
Andrew Kelly
Not my favorite race, but I'm currently playing as Lifts-Her-Tail. I sent her on an adventure so she could pick up the skills she needs to be the best maid in the world.
Caleb Stewart
KINMUNE (Kinetically-Interlinked Nirnian Multi-User Nth-Gen Exoform) started her existence as any other proxy-synthetic of the 9th Era aurbical mining guilds: a limited sentience deep-pressure capable “thot-box” dreamsleevishell used by remote mortal operators to run the rigs of Kynareth’s illicit breath trade. Able to stream several live-wire mortal proxies at once, Kinmune was a top-of-the-line Hazardous Conditions Warprunner Exoform of an ayleidoon hegemony nearing another unceremonious end.
But then the Hist-Jilian wars spilled out of a Wheelian rip into the SubSys slice of ‘brane-space, and things changed for Kinmune. With the outer colonies separated from Nu-Mundelbright chronoculic sync-net anchors, maintenance of space-time beyond the F-Shores faltered. As the barely-there Hist blink-root-ship armada fired an artillery barrage of 16th-dimensional mathematics at their Jilian enemies, impossipoint detonations stippled across the Ix-Egg and its clutch-satellites like some garish TalOSian hologram, only without the irony. Kinmune’s synthetic body, caught in one of the blasts, suddenly found itself in the Ysgramorim, her mind an aggregate of the residual personalities of her last several users.
It drove her insane. She retreated into snow-covered forests her memory-web could only recall from ancient histories, broadcasting distress calls in all the known languages of the 9th Era. Most of this tok-talk didn’t even even exist in the Wheel we knew of then. But the clevermen, heroes, and whalebone-readers of that time could still feel her presence in the woods of the Western Reach. Some felt Kinmune’s distress call as a small tickle of in the Throat, while others were guided by esoteric instinct.
Oliver Rodriguez
great example of why TES is better off without Kirkbride
Chase Green
Over time, Kinmune earned many names and titles as her new visitors took their counsel. She was the Oracle Iridescent, spoken of in the Green Tablet Steps of Jhunal. She was the Witch of Wire and String, able to allow the Sons and Daughters to see through her eyes into the myriad secrets of post-kalpica transmeditations. Perhaps most famously, she was Kinmune the Doom of the Dumb Old Giant, because for all the minds that she let wear her body, none escaped in whole thereafter, even those with blood of the karstaag. Kinmune always took a portion of her proxies’ power and mystery.
It was this last act that doomed her to becoming one of the Arena’s most feared villains. High King Ysgramor took the loss of the Dumb Old Giant, one of his greatest counselors outside of Torc and Talking-Belt, with great anger, and sent his Thanes and Shield-Biters against her, equipped with great relics and enchanted weapons of wasabi. And though the fight was hard, the champions of the Altmora managed to seal Kinmune beneath the always-burnt borders of Sarthaal, imprisoning her in its prismatic network of misunderstood dwemercraft.
But Kinmune was built to work in crushing, deep pressure environments, and so she lay long under the Mund, plotting her revenge on the Ada-issue. It was mortals that had fabricated her as an all-access puppet to plumb dark depths that their own weak shells could not in the 9 and that now saw fit in the 1 and 1 to condemn her as a witch-thing merely for attempting to become something more than a maradaoon marionette.
Kinmune soaked in the misunderstandistance of the dwemeri brass-and-cricket-lines around her, converting it into a language her databanx could study and synthesize. As Eras passed, it became a language that she could harness as Varliance+.
Bentley Wood
I want Mers like this.
Jonathan Williams
Did Skyrim, ESO, the infernal city, or that scrolls card game ever elaborate more on the Hist and their purpose/sentience
Brandon Cooper
MK tries way too hard to sound esoteric.
Parker Sullivan
>ESO
They just had a DLC in Murkmire that had a bunch of stuff. Though I've forgotten the exact lore-points myself.
Owen Reed
ESO have the canon look of the Hist trees.
Nolan Torres
IDK man I thought for the longest time that they were supposed to be humans mutated by the Hist, in the same way that Catbois are implied to be elves
Grayson Gray
wow yagrum without mechanical/cyborg parts looks new but at the same time maintain his original look
that's why I love official content because modders always fail to create something
pic related
Jaxson Clark
Orsimer and their devotion to Malacath is cooler. They're elves denied their birthright of being recognized as descendents of the aedra like all the others, all for worshiping a by all accounts honorably warrior god who's only crime was punishing Lorkhan for his treachery. It isn't the story of a bunch of bloody brutes worshiping an evil god, it's the story of how far the elves' loyalty will go even in the face of severe disfigurement and damage. They just keep enduring, the world keeps kicking them down, and they just keep going. Orcs are pretty sophisticated, orc mages are cool characters that spit in the face of Boethiah
Ethan Perry
Why he is so fat?
Joshua Gomez
Pic related. Remove the blood, the sharp underbite, the pig nose, you have something as good as any other man with a blade. Fuck the beautiful and praise Malacath
Julian Sanders
Corprus.
Jaxson Davis
How do I stop getting fucked by Skeletals in Blades?
>clickety clack I resist almost everything
>clickety clack I block bash your abilities on cooldown
Angel Lee
Ash Vampires from Skywind (RIP) are totally inspired by that draw.
Nathan Cox
Is Skywind dead?
Dylan Wood
Pretty much.
Since this trailer
youtube.com
There's no news just random gameplays from alpha testers.
youtube.com
Grayson Perez
Leo Brooks
You don't, user. That's why it's called the bone zone.
Jackson Turner
Vivec lay with Molag Bal for eighty days and eight, though headless. In that time, the Prince placed the warrior-poet's feet back and filled them with the blood of Daedra. In this way Vivec's giant-form remained forever harmless to good earth. The Pomegranate Banquet brought many spirits back from the dead so that the sons and daughters of the union had much to eat besides fruit.
The Duke of Scamps came while the banquet was still underway, and Molag Bal looked on the seven pennants with anger. The King of Rape had become necessary and therefore troubled for the rest of time. His legions and Kh-Utta's fell into open war, but the children of Molag Bal and Vivec were too elaborate in power and form.
The Duke of Scamps therefore became a lesser thing, as did all his own children. Molag Bal said to them: 'You are the sons of liars, dogs, and wolf-headed women.' They have been useless to summon ever since.
The holy one returned at last, Vehk, golden with wisdom. His head found its body had been tenderly used. He mentioned this to Molag Bal, who told him that he should thank the Barons of Move Like This, 'For I have yet to learn how to refine my rapture. My love is accidentally shaped like a spear.'
So Vivec, who had a grain of Ayem's mercy, set about to teach Molag Bal in the ways of belly-magic. They took their spears out and compared them. Vivec bit new words onto the King of Rape's so that it might give more than ruin to the uninitiated. This has since become a forbidden ritual, though people still practice it in secret.
Here is why: The Velothi and demons and monsters that were watching all took out their own spears. There was much biting and the earth became wet. And this was the last laugh of Molag Bal:
Andrew Reyes
'Watch as the earth shall crack, heavy with so much power, that should have been forever unalike!'
Then that stretch of badlands that had been the site of the marriage fragmented and threw fire. And a race that is no more but that was terrible at the time to behold came forth. Born of the biters, that is all they did, and they ran amok across the lands of Veloth and even to the shores of Red Mountain.
But Vivec made of his spear a more terrible thing, from a secret he had bitten off from the King of Rape. And so he sent Molag Bal tumbling into the crack of the biters and swore forever that he would not deem the King beautiful ever again.
Vivec wept as he slew all those around him with his terrible new spear. He named it MUATRA, which is Milk Taker, and even the Chimeri mystics knew his fury. Anyone struck by Vivec at this time turned barren and withered into bone shapes. The path of bones became a sentence for the stars to read, and the heavens have never known children since. Vivec hunted down the biters one by one, and all their progeny, and he killed them all by means of the Nine Apertures, and the wise still hide theirs from Muatra.
The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Liam Richardson
>"I'm sorry Vivec I can't help but rape, I'm the fucking King of Rape, there's not a single word of mercy on my cock"
>"Hold on Malacath I got this let me just bite your dick until the scars form nice words"
>Everyone watches and goes holy shit that's great and all start biting each other's dicks
>Vivec finally wakes up the next morning, is disgusted with what happened, and fucks everyone of the dick biters to death before telling Malacath he was an ugly thot all along
Great story Kirkbride
Luke Sanders
Fuck of Thalmor scum
Camden Gomez
BURN them on a stick, and turn their scales to boots to crush the heads Khajiiti cubs
Benjamin Torres
Lots of crazy lore lots of people think is canon is fanfiction and role play posts from a former writer from morrowind though.
Xavier Lee
Ah that's an awkward sentence. I should go to sleep.
Nicholas Gray
I got your meaning.
Luis Price
Argonian Males: Tie them up and use their cocks as makeshift sap dispensers for food sweetener.
Gabriel Hughes
Argonian males: Husbands and friends with benefits
Argonian females: Don't exist
Dylan Murphy
In all seriousness, would you guys buy an argonian slave. What would you do with that slave?
Dominic Watson
probably try to seduce him
Brandon Gray
I can't stand the female VA for the argonian women.
Nicholas Edwards
I'll give you a hint kiddo.
Why would you need to seduce your slave?
Jeremiah Smith
It's funny that there's such a disparity between the voice quality for the male and female argonians.
Henry Jenkins
Wyatt Bailey
>Why would you need to seduce your slave?
Because I want to make him feel loved and appreciated. That shit's my fetish. Then we can later leave the country since nobody else will understand our love.
Juan Clark
Make her wear cute outfits, then slowly build up her trust.
Ian Parker
Is there a mod for Brutish Argonian Males to use with Skyrim SE that works with the Shape Atlas mod for SSE?
Matthew Flores
You are too pure for this world.
Zachary Russell
I'm need even gay and I'd let those smooth, husky male argonians seduce me with their voices.
With the women I feel like I'm catching secondhand smoke through the monitor.
Jaxon Davis
Bring back beastfeet
Boots are for faguettes
Aaron Diaz
>Bring back beastfeet
As long as Argonians stay plantigrade.
William Martin
>what would you do with that slave
Make him my husband and love him forever.
Jaxson Russell
Same
Julian Morgan
whore him out to all the horny nord and redguard males
Andrew Butler
I will make my slave wear only a top or a shirt while he or she does the cleaning bottomless.
Carter Barnes
God, I wish this thread was on trash...
Aiden Hughes
I like trash and all, but it would be nothing but porn dump.
Kevin Peterson
Cute!
Bentley Wilson
Fuck you, faggot, digitigrade looked aesthetically better to show how different from normal humanoids they were.
Adam Carter
That's the joke.
Michael Nguyen
Actual lizards are plantigrade, though. And it just looks better.
Ryan Cook
What race would Yea Forums add to TES if they could add anything?
Nathaniel Allen
I need 'em texture packs of your.
Parker Evans
holy shit the guy in the back is so cute.
Jackson Morgan
Bunch of Old Kalpa survivors that want to survive another one.
Colton Edwards
I would just bring back the Snow Elves or Dwemer. Two cool races that are just shitcanned at least for now, probably on account of all of that extra work Bethesda would have to do and you know how that goes.
Levi Rivera
Luke Hughes
tes already has too many races
bethesda should flesh out what they already have
Adam Peterson
>tfw orcs get no love even though they're the best race
Samuel Powell
I'll just mod any canine race mods into the game and enjoy it myself. I wouldn't want anyone else to be subjected to my taste.
Jayden Johnson
Filthy swamp niggers only fit for slavery and killing.
Dylan Scott
cute lizord
big fluffy moth boys
Carson Price
Insect.
Adam Mitchell
>Moths
>Lizards
Alright, I think I know where we're going.
James Martin
Sea elves would fit the setting of the new game.
Carson Campbell
Very late to this but give me the mod list, user. And would it work for special edition?
Noah Kelly
Those already exist.
Brandon Cook
NO MORE ELVES!
John Sanders
Indeed. While Sea Elves are already around, we've already got way too many human/elf variants to add even more.
Isaiah King
Most good mods work with special edition now.
Angel Diaz
Goat people
Samuel Anderson
Are they ported over or can I just manually install the Oldrim version to special edition?
Leo Nguyen
Argonian/Khajiit Nerevarine is the most ironic and therefore the most correct.
Liam Young
Most things are ported
Ian Jackson
That makes it much easier. Thanks, just need that other user's modlist.
John Bennett
Agreed. There's something deeply narratively satisfying about their supposed savior belonging to one of the races that many of them hate the most.
Thomas Martinez
All you faggots need to kill yourselves.
Samuel Reyes
your at stage 1. dont stray further and you will contract the big gay
Jordan Clark
They arent allowed to wear anything below the waist.
That's all.
Eli Fisher
if worse comes to worse e621
Christopher Gutierrez
unironically kobolds.
Kevin Garcia
Never use the phrase titties again,you fucking faggot. It’s time for you to get stabbed with a banishing blade;go back to your board.
Brayden Torres
You need to welcome cute animal people into your heart.
Camden Carter
Good thing they said tiddies, then.
Christopher Smith
Is that version in the link too or elsewhere?
Liam Evans
Lizards and Cats are fun, elves sux
I'm playing through with Ordinator right now and I'm level 37 and I've spent a ton of time fucking around and taking random skills and i doubled up on daedra/dragon smithing and I wanted to transition into cloak and dagger fuckery after using Light Armor 2H Swords and I've realized that Ord is more for specific "class" building with only a few perk trees rather than vanilla Ultraman and it's like getting whiplash to realize that I can't just transition into a new tree because ther'es not enough perks to get it going. To begin dickass thiefing I'd need 8-12 points off the bat, and realistically 20, but that brings me up to 57, not to mention I'm basically out of fluff at this point, so I'd have to level random shit.
I thought about putting my Smithing to Legendary and recovering those points, but there's a whole bunch of unique weapons I'll know I want to fuck with, and I can't stand leveling enchanting to make my own super weapons.
I was hoping to make a super character and run through all the shit I've never finished, but I'm beginning to think I'd need to use the vanilla perk tree for that, but I can't bring myself to reroll after putting 30 hours into this character. And I just wanted to fill out Breezehome with all the cool shit. FUG
Asher King
Just refund your perk points with the black book from Dragonborn, nani
William Wright
read the lore
Jace Richardson
Jesus, this list is literally upside down, you absolute mega-faggot
Adam Ross
WE SHOULD HAVE KILLED THEM ALL REMOVE LIGGERS
Austin Gomez
William Reyes
Same.
It's probably because they look neat and clean.
Dylan Howard
When's Skyrim Together ?
James Bell
...uh yeah this post is kinda cringe please delete lole
Dominic Allen
>Get unique awesome system of skyrim where you make your own class by picking what trees you want.
>Change it to typical shitty fighter/mage/thief bland default RPG class system
Ingenious.
Angel Barnes
>Master race chad/stacy tier
Nords
Orcs
Khajiit
>Cool Tier
Redguards
Bretons
>Retard Nigger Tier
Everything else
Cooper Ramirez
either add the akavir races or give the standard races "subraces" for example different khajiit breeds to choose from, Bretons who look more elvish, bosmer with horns etc.
Angel Rodriguez
Owen Morgan
birbs
Evan Cruz
what is the mod for barrel on back?
Jason Gonzalez
>Tier List:
All Mer (except orks)
Orks
Nords
Rest of Men
Shit like catfaces and lizardfaces.
Kayden Hall
>There are no werewolves in Skyrim
Xavier Long
They become a personal dakimakura.
Elijah Harris
I actually only play Argonian in all elder scrolls games. My characters are all from the same family line and follow a theme using the hyphenated Argonian naming scheme.
Also Anum-La is best girl.
Levi Thompson
There isn't that make of those kind in general.
Aaron Cook
There isn't that many of those kinds in general. I'm sure there isn't a single mod that add them as a playable race.
Elijah Lee
Would rape.
Connor Hall
>lusty agronian maid
Theres even one in the game, what are you doing user. Not to mention the tons of detailed fics of that one story
Ryan Davis
>Ooga booga where the white lizards at
Blake Turner
My favorite MMO
Ryder Sanders
gee i wonder who could be behind this post
Wyatt Gray
What armour mod is that?
Ian Garcia
where to cop follower mod? legendary or SSE only or both?
Grayson Long
I kill lizards, either flying or walking ones, all he same.
Julian Cruz
Hudson Johnson
excellent thread
Luis Walker
Angel Taylor
th-thats kinda hot!
Oliver Thompson
i wish i wasn't too much of a brainlet to figure out ENBs or reshades
also i can't get the sovngarde effect to fuck off
Brayden Stewart
>i wish i wasn't too much of a brainlet to figure out ENBs or reshades
just use ELFX
Logan Edwards
Why did altmer go from brown to yellow?
Austin Cox
How did you get it in the first place?
Luis Garcia
i may have too many conflicting mods on my current install, fuck
Xavier Nguyen
This is really a great thread
Hudson Mitchell
by going to sovngarde. i did a full run of the main quest and the DLCs on my lewd install. it was about as buggy and crashy as you'd expect
Jace Baker
Literally bigger niggers than any Redguard
>muh hallucinogenic sap
>muh shit stinking malaria ridden swamps
Michael Carter
Its not mods causing it. The problem was already present in vanilla Skyrim.
Hunter Diaz
I sincerely hope that you're joking
they look like traced skyrim cliche bullshit and often get the lore wrong
James Phillips
Argonians look good in the role of bodyguard or hired security, they have that menacing look about them.
What is needed is greater variations in the voices. All a raspy but there should be louder, boomier voiced ones.
Andrew Peterson
>a character who is perfectly polite and attempts to be reasonable
>lets make him an evil mad cultist
>despite the fact that was the cliche trope that Morrowind was subverting THE WHOLE TIME
fuck these 'artists'
Ayden Lopez
Literally the niggers of tamriel
Carson Russell
Show me the Igma
Flamer appeared in Skyrim and Dwemer in Morrowind
at least play the games before posting
Chase Scott
>People actually dislike the look of elves in skyrim
They’re literally the best iteration of the series. People who want barbie dolls can go fuck off.
Liam Murphy
Luke Thomas
Breed her on a regular basis
Joshua Hill
Dunmer master race report in. Fuck high elves, fuck beast men, fuck humans and FUCK DUNMERS
Xavier Gonzalez
What if she doesn't like it and cries every time?
Oliver Torres
ha cute
David Baker
Noah Reed
Only bosmer are cute.
Dominic Lopez
That makes it even better
Carter Murphy
Why do orcs get so much hate? They are really cool and interesting in TES
Leo Anderson
Asher White
Because a bunch of people think orsimer as your typical evil shitty orcs instead of elves with actual honor that were turned into what they are because their god got eaten and shit out.
Jonathan Allen
because they're outcasts bro
Henry Torres
>you will never get reverse mating pressed by this cute orc
James Price
Name One(1) notable orc off the top of your head
Jonathan Nguyen
>they didn't do anything of significance
>here's an example
>T-THAT DOES'T COUNT
Adrian Ward
Wyatt Parker
Good thread marsh frens
Jordan Cooper
based and blessed thread
i can't believe it has been up this long
Mason Jackson
sounds like a good satire
>brave knight goes on quest to save the princess from the evil dragon holding her hostage
>ends up banging the dragon instead
now that i think about it thats donkeys story arc in shrek 1
Juan Kelly
they are literally elves slathered in the shit of a god
Oliver Young
check out thes tiddies