Hurr durr dsp is bad at gaming

Souls games arent particularly hard though. Let's see him clear giga difficuly in dustforce or something

Don't compare my boy Christine to that crowd.

Not ng+ lying dicksucker

youtube.com/watch?v=GyYMgwxZ6zI

C O P E

>hurr durr dsp is bad at gaming
>steam rolls through sekiro
based

DSP only managed to beat anybody in those games because he spends like 8 hours off stream farming souls and leveling up so he's like 50 levels above where most people are when they do the DLC.

and his babbysitting fans dropping shit for him to use

Just cause it says in title doesn't make it true. You know how much he lies

>steam rolls

he died to guardian ape like 30 times before he looked up a guide on how to cheese it

>N-not like I’m an o-obsessed f-faggot or anything

Ok, but i can pays all my bills and mortgage without crowdfunding.

bump

*wins at life causing kiwincels to eternally seethe*

BASED

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Why are you fags obsessed with him?

bruh she looks like the annabelle doll in a wedding dress

>some women out there unironically married THE GUY
Probably the best thing to come out from all of this

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I miss Panda. At least that whore didn't hide her toxic attitude towards working for a living.

Reminder that you're worthless and should kill yourself.

t.Seething virgin

>he didn't marry pandalee
what a fucking idiot

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I wonder how many of the guys from earlier are in this thread still seething and spending hours stalking DSP

Fucking VIDEO GAMES. VIDEO GAMES. WHY CANT ANY OF YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS JUST TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES?! FUCK THIS IM GLING TO REDDIT
>inb4 lol reddiFUCK YOU BETTER THAN THIS TRASHFIRE OF A FUCKING BOARD. IVE SEEN THIS PLACE TURN I TO ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT IN THE LAST 6 YEARS. BYE

phil the based god

lol reddiFUCK YOU BETTER THAN THIS TRASHFIRE OF A FUCKING BOARD. IVE SEEN THIS PLACE TURN I TO ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT IN THE LAST 6 YEARS. BYE

his previous GF was much hotter

This
If they were more like based Phil and played games maybe they wouldnt look like little children who watch youtube shit

He's still shit. Reminder that he once spent over three hours attempting Ludwig and could barely make it to the second phase.

>16k in debt
>Gets married
Either he's based for lying about debt or he's absolutely retarded. Who in the hell marries someone that's 16k in debt?

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>16k in debt

uh he's american. 16K in debt is pedestrian. tons of 20 and 30somethings have tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands in student loans/mortgages/credit card debt.

wtf i love the american indebtstrial complex dream now

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He isn't particularly concerned about taking time off for someone who's on the brink of losing his house

that's his taxes which he owes, that's not counting the credit card debt he has.

*cums in your pussy*
OK, now what?

>He's American
And? That's still retarded to add your name to someone else's financial problems.

yeah higher education is a fucking racket. if you don't pay 60K minimum (state school) to get a 4 year degree nobody decent will hire you. my dad paid for his tuition from his summer job back in the late 60s/early 70s. nowadays you couldn't even pay community college tuition doing that. something has to change because everybody is pretty much fucked when they start their working life owing 100K in debt that you can't even get out of by declaring bankruptcy.

*dupes blood to get to level 90 before BSB*

Y-you too.

>tfw when almost done with uni and didn't do the loan meme
Feel good

proof he did that?

Kys yourself epic style

i have upper middle class parents who paid for private school for me. if i had gone to law school/med school though i would have probably had to take out student loans. i have friends who went that route and are like 200K in debt now.

I think it's very likely she will murder him. She's mentally ill with a criminal history.

should rename his channel to TwitchPlaysPhil

What about the taxes?

I love how much this photo proves the detractors have truly won. Dave is just a puppet dancing to his own paranoia.

>Dave is just a puppet dancing to his own paranoia.
what?

24/7 dipshitphil generals. How many of you faggots' threads have been deleted for being off-topic spam garbage within the past 24 hours? When will you fuck off back to plebbit?

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we hit the marriage arc

Cry more, faggot

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>Dave

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go back to your AVGN or dunkey thread

i thought he was about to lose his house?
now he's getting married?

4D chess

DarkSydePhil is Boomer Groomer approved and a pillar of Yea Forums culture you philistine.
youtube.com/watch?v=fpWspvoWkVQ

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OBSESSED

You know what's sad? This lame ass vacation of his has now become a lame ass honeymoon.

This is the greatest moment in DSP lore, because if shit actually falls through with her, god forbid she has to go to the hospital for some reason, he's absolutely fucked. You can BET that he didn't go for a prenup because he's so fucking stupid
Also, I wonder how many of his fans are seething, knowing that the "save the house" fundraiser went to a wedding. Taxes? What taxes?

He lied about being in Dire Straits so people would fund his wedding.

You first, nigger

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so he was saving for the wedding not taxes
lmaoooo

Fun fact: due to our evolutionary heritage, it is technically true that monkeys, or at least one offshoot of them, did write Shakespeare.

Classic DSP shenanigans

>Also, I wonder how many of his fans are seething, knowing that the "save the house" fundraiser went to a wedding. Taxes? What taxes?
The thread specifically about this BOMBSHELL has already reached 20+ pages, they're flipping out and it's hilarious. They could walk away and leave Phil alone and he'd be forced to give this all up within a year(at most). But they can't because they just love him so damn much.
youtube.com/watch?v=zLBhruvmoBY

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youtu.be/kF_s4BcTnn0?t=1275 peak kinography

I’m glad I’m just in this for the entertainment. Autism flocks to this guy like birds

based

all of these dsp compilation videos generate hundreds of thousands of views and his channel is stagnant, comments disabled

>Humans
>Monkeys

You can't go ACKSHUALLY TECHNICALLY and still get the technical details wrong. Primates wrote Shakespeare, not monkeys. Related, but TECHNICALweihgurgew

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>Pillar of Yea Forums Culture
>Shits on games when he can't finish them
>Can't crouch jump without help from fans

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>weihgurgew
huh

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is kiwi farms seething?

pandalee was an awful person bros probably awful girlfriend as well youtu.be/kQHkoDRlJ2g

>Comparing Chris Chan to those worthless clowns
die

>it's fake
lame
he's unironically better than most of Yea Forums

cringe

>Didn't use the money he got last year to pay his taxes
>Used the money he got this year to pay for his wedding/honeymoon
Time to pay up paypigs, he really needs that money to pay his bills.

Is there anyone else with so many autists obsessed with them?

Not really, they're mostly excited for any potential divorce of aftermath

What's the name of that first guy?

tried to dodge

And Horse is any better? At least Panda had a personality and was becoming an individual by the end
Plus, Panda was a lot better looking than this bitch

He's not infamous for being bad at games, it's because his reaction to his own failure is priceless.
95% of the time he will blame something like input delay, lag or a "puzzle boss".
>nothing I could do
>not my fault
>I was blocking

DSP died like 66 times to champion gundyr

He's genuinely hopeless

sauce?

He is dominating Sekiro

yeah, but he did eventually beat it, that's what matters. he doesn't just quit.

he is cheesing and looking at guides

dsp gets stabbed bu khet
>omg khet what are you doing"
lmao

again he died more times to the guardian ape than i did to fucking owl 2 and SS isshin combined. not even close to domination.

chat tells him exactly what to do

It’s why the Ludwig incident was so fucking funny. He actually quit that one
Sure, he came back years later and beat him, but it’s the moment that counts

its easy when you know what to expect thanks to handholding every second.

Hi Phil

>using philistine as an insult
Fuck off kike

THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO! NO WAY TO SEE THIS COMING!

no you see he redeemed himself because newgame+ is a trick that the elite players like DSP reject from their reality.

The sorry state of these detractors. Phil is an absolute mad chad!

hahahahhaha

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>all these incels upset that DSP keeps winning

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based!

its a meme to call him dave

>crowdfunding

More like e-begging. DSP is the sleaziest panhandler on the internet. And people on nu-Yea Forums actually defend him unironically.

MexicanSydePhil

Why has nobody reported him for fraud regarding his taxes yet?

What DOESN'T make Kiwi users seethe?

I'm saying this as someone who lurks kiwi

Why would anyone do such a cruel thing to a great person?

Chris-chan and CHAD Warden must be removed from this list. They are culture to be preserved for all time you retarded FUCK

Dunno about taxes, but Twitch will do literally nothing while he is making money off his dumb paypiggies

Congrats to Phil on his marriage.

Can you prove he's committed fraud?

The point is to report him for investigation.

It's suspicious enough to warrant it.

Now we can add seething gf-less incels to the list that DSP has destroyed.
He just can't stop winning dood!

so damn based

He should have married Panda instead. What are you doing Phil?

did the person that attempted to murder him via swatting ever get caught?

big lmao at dunkey on this list nowadays

No idea, don't follow him enough to know.