FUCK VALVE

FUCK VALVE

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i still like dota
suck my dick

>Counter Strike
stolen mod
>Left 4 Dead
stolen mod
>Dota
stolen mod
>Portal
rip off of Narbacular Drop

Why do people defend this shit, unimaginative company?

Valve isn't a game dev, they're a steam money spinning company

How the fuck does one realize anything manually?

>tfw breathing manually now

And? They still put the money and resources for these modders. Like Deus Ex won't exist without Romero.

You know those experiments where they had blind guys feel up statues of women to see if shape attraction was deeper than visuals?

I don't care. Half-Life is shit.

Well? What where the results?

Rent free

>m
of all the fucking images

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>bought and/or worked directly with
>stole
you know ValvE is a group of people, right?

Valve were from the modding scene
>Counter Strike
They hire the devs
>Left 4 Dead
They hire the devs
>Dota
They hire the dev
>Portal
They hire the devs

they hired the people who made narbacular drop and they did the same when they used elements of tag the power of paint in 2

seething chinks

they hired those developers you stupid Chink

> have idea
> pitch it to big game company using my cool mod
>they offer me a job
>become valve employee
HOLY FUCK DUDE VALVE IS SO UNCREATIVE

no shit retard, I dont care if valve has l33t hacker ninjas breaking into my home manually stealing ideas from peoples brains with magic straws. If the game is good, good game company. Why would you give a fuck? Do you even play video games?

Ignorance and rampant fan boyism.

incorrect

half-life was built by hired quake modders

Don't mind me, I'm just watching your faggot store war from a safe place.

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the hired the devs behind portal 2's goo mechanic too
thta and the game the portal1 mechanics were from were both student projects at digipen

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What's with this big splurge of valve targeting threads? Did we trip up an alarm or something?

Wasn't Ricochet an original game?

I never paid for a Valve game and I've only played Portal because it was free and Counter-Strike 1.6 in cyber-cafes.

Why are people complaining about this?
Valve hired a bunch of employees so what?

That's what big companies do. They buy out any little fish with a good idea and incorporate them in the corporate blob.

FUCK VALVE

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by your logic Microsoft created valve.

Cry me a river, Chang

How much is rent?

Why should I care, I don't even have them lol

>half-life brought nothing fundamentally new to the table

extremely false

>shills defending unoriginality
fucking valve drones

Wait, I figured reddit would be on the side of Ebic

They hired the devs to make official games you retard.

>THE CAKE IS A LIE XD
imagine enjoying a dumbed down narbacular drop rip off

Nice thread Tim ''Rat face'' Sweeney

Honestly if you don't work for the company or any of the mod projects, nobody should give a shit. Anyone that bothers is probably a shill on both sides.

Didn't they hire the people who made those mods?

Imagine being so contrarian you think some college game project is great

>half life was so good that spinoff mods can evolve into fully fleshed out unique games, each with their own style, mechanics, gameplay, strategy, etc
Explain to me how this is a problem

FUCK PORTAL FUCK PORTAL
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>kids make up concept of portal puzzles and make the tech work
>hired as full time Valve employees

>Valve then creates the setting, music, art style, characters, and writing of Portal

"FUCKING VALVE COMPLETELY UNORIGINAL" - retards

>stolen
If you literally hire the people responsible for the mod to make a superior version of the mod at 100k a year you're not stealing anything

They literally make mods into fully fledged products and they have never prevented people from downloading the original mods the games are based on as long as they were free in the first place.

And as much as you don't like it, Artifact's gameplay is original.

Valve literally breathed originality into gaming
by hiring those modders they encouraged people to mod more

>we will never see what the ideas they came up with for F-Stop were
>it's been 8 years since Valve last made a game

Getting acknowledged by a company for your work and getting hired to make it official is stealing now?

I wish more people would steal from me, in that case.

NO STOP ANONS
YOUR USING LOGIC AGAINST ME
REEEEEEEEEEE

Please stop making anti Valve threads, Chang. You are bugging me.

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what about TF2?

Half-Life 2 is the milestone for video game narrative done right.

Looks like splatoon ripped off this game.

>Stolen Mods
>When they hire the people who made them

I will say Valve relies heavily on outsourcing, maybe thats why they name their engine after the word

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All hands on deck! Crying landlubber epic shill spotted starboard!

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PORTALFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Portals are a software feature, tons of games have used them to varying degrees. Its like saying Serious Sam is a Portal ripoff because they both have them

BETTER PORTAL MECHANICS THAN PORTAL/NARBACULAR DROP

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The Tianamen Square Massacre Free Tibet Winnie The Pooh

So what? The lead the designers of Half-Life 1 were modders too. They're the same people who made Plutonia Doom. Who cares? If anything, Valve are smart for being possibly the first people to understand that the community is a great place for resources, since it's a passionate and ripe ground. Keep sucking that AAA dick, losers.

>Half life brought nothing new to the table

I thought it brought scripted event sequences?

No idea.

LORD GABE SAVED PC GAMING

I guess?

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>still defending valve's unoriginality

Daily reminder Sony funds more single player games in a year than Valve has in the last 10.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Sorry cant read, theres too much light in my eyes

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>rips off Tresspasser for hl2
>rips off Prey and Narbacular Drop for portal
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

what game

I doubt it has better portal mechanics than portal, that shit blew my mind when it came out

>Rips off Resident Evil Outbreak for Left 4 Dead
>But dumbs it down for retards, makes you play as 4 characters with 0 abilities instead of 8 characters with unique abilities

OH NO NO NO NO

Has Valve ever actually done anything original without dumbing it down to the simplest mechanics for retards?

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>we broke the chinaman
Free Tibet

prey

Valve is getting ready to make some big moves which have a lot of people extremely nervous. HLVR (aka HL3) as the Source 2 flagship alongside the long-awaited tools release, their own 100% in-house VR HMD pushing SteamVR systems much harder than HTC ever did past the OG Vive, and possibly another new massive Linux push from them (all of this Linux exclusive?).

>oh fuck no one is falling for chink lies
>UH YOU GUYS REMEMBER ARTIFACT HAHA? WHAT A FAILURE AM I RIGHT?
Buying the Valve complete pack right now for all of my friends

Reminding Valve drones that Artifact failed and wasn't the Half Life 2 of card games really gets a bug up their bum

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STEAM DRONES ARE SUCH FUCKIN' HOES, I LOVE IT

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Things Valve cut from their shitty rip off
>Inventory system
>Level specific enemies
>Level specific weapons and items
>Unique character combination endings
>Objectives that aren't just "get from Point A to Point B"

What Valve added
>Unique fully voiced dialogue that gets repetitive anyway, gj Valve.

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BASED FUCK Left 4 Dead

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It's so easy to spot Ebin shills that I'm going to buy a game off my Steam wishlist for every time I see one.

How much is raiceru mein chigger

who the fuck cares
hell, fucking minecraft was stolen from that one game, infiniminer

there's literally no such thing as an original IP these days

By that logic, Steam stealing your data is okay because they steal everyone's data

Doom, Quake> Half Life, Cs, Team Fortress
Prey, Narbacular Drop> Portal
Resident Evil Outbreak, Killing Floor> Left 4 Dead

FUCK VALVE

This thing is entirely wrong about things like TV Mode, Community Discussions/Forums, Cross-Platform Accounts, and so on for other clients. There's also several Steam "community features" that are disingenuous to be split apart, but are listed as such here.

>being reverse shilled to valve.

Wow you drones are easy. All you needed was someone to exploit your xenophobia to make you stop pirating and buying steam products. Good goy

Fucking idiot Valve hired those fucking people to make them Valve titles, how is that stealing or ripping off when it's the actual original creators doing it?

Eat my beyblade faggot

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You're gonna hand over the sauce or I'm gonna beat it out of you.

>comparing games of different genres and gameplay

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THE CAKE IS A LIE XD XD XD

le ebin negro xDDDD now ilove valve

I like Counter Strike, suck my penis, mister.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE. I DRINK IT UP!

Eat. My. Beyblade. Faggot. Suck it. I have destroyed you and your beyblade.

Nobody cares about VR you fucking dipshit. And you have been predicting a new Half-life for 10 years.

Christ Pcbros are delusional.

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They brought facial models based on IRL people that to this day are vastly more accurate and less shitty than some big name games but Ok

>user says as he uses a computer to type out this post

Honestly, Steam drones, has Valve made anything successful in the past few years?

>Steam machines? Flop
>Steam controllers? Flop
>SteamOS? Flop
>Steam Link? Flop
>Shartifact? You better believe that was a flop
>Source 2? Not even made to even be a flop
>Steam Videos? Flop
>Steam VR? Fired devs

Literally the only money they have is from rent controlling other peoples games like a corrupt landlord, and that's gonna end soon.

>"I've realized that Half-Life is not my best work and I've decided to end the series and start fresh with Portal"
- 2007

>he can't carry a team of shitters in KF
someone need a dose of GIT FUCKING GUD

FUCK PORTAL

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>Portal is the disease
>Not the start of the smartphone craze or Big Bazinga Theory
You and that poster are dumb fucks

but epic has regional pricing, in and so far that different regions have different prices?

>sneaking DRM in as a positive near the bottom
Pretty sneaky you fat fuck.

it's not a real person, it's a PRC bot.

>Literally complaining because women played it
GAMERS RISE UP.

Love Futurama but I get that feeling from it like I get from Portal

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Found it.

I don't like any of Valve's game really, but that "rant" or whatever is so fucking stupid.

Imagine liking portal imagine liking half life imagine being reddit.

The only thing that was destroyed here was your moms pussy by me LMAO

FUCK VALVE DRONES AND THEIR GREEDY FAT FUCK OVERLORD

SEETHING VALVE DRONES

Sequel to a mod

You are now realizing that >99% of developers have never come up with an original game concept and just rehash existing games while adding unsubstantial gimmicks.

Nobody sucks their dick as much as Valve

well yes, but you're ignoring all of the original work that went into crafting the world and gameplay of TF2

The OP claims valve hasn't made an original IP since half life. TF2 doesn't contradict this.

I very much consider TF2 its own IP. It could have easily been given a new original name and it would've made sense.

>hire modders and developers
>stolen
American education, everybody

>I very much consider TF2 its own IP
The class system, gamemodes, and maps are heavily borrowed from TF classic.

You're right that's it's a rather original and innovative sequel as far as sequels go but it's false to claim it's wholly original like Half Life.

>Shills BTFO themselves before anons even get the chance to

Is this some kind of 4D chess?

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Friendly reminder that it's been 12 years since Valve shipped a single-player game that did not contain microtransactions.

Valve hired those developers into REAL positions at Valve instead of trying to pay them a few pennies like Todd's idea was.
Those modders have proceeded to sit around doing dick-all for years with Gaben's hands-free managerial style permitting them to.
Well except those Turtle Rock guys who made Left4Dead left and tried to make left4dead again, except a lot shittier and packed to the hat with microtransactions, and their new game failed abjectly.

I fully think microtransactions are a sin but the microtransactions in Portal 2 basically aren't even worth mentioning.

> old prey fags
your game will always be a shitty doom 3 clone

I get what you're saying, but they are certainly worth mentioning.

Portal 2 marked the end of Old Valve, and the beginning of Nu Valve. From that day forward, all Valve games were going to feature pervasive microtransactions and community market integration. Don't forget that Gabe himself said shortly after the launch of Portal 2 that "games that do not leverage the systems we created for TF2 and CSGO do not make sense to us as a company".

In my opinion, it's definitely worth pointing out that Valve shoehorned a cash shop into a fucking Portal game and never looked back.

As someone who only plays single player games Valve is and has been dead for years.

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>caring about Valve the game dev

Will they hire the project Borealis devs?

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if full AAA games were $40 at launch but with cosmetic microtransactions like Portal 2 I'd be fine with that

I fucked up. It was $45.

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Oh hai thar

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Hmm are you sure? Your beyblade looks broken.

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buy it for me too please thanks

>-58 points
what the fuck? he's right

right about what?, all he did is shitting on valve

valve bad epic game good

>Making the list with steam in mind, listing a lot of useless shitty steam feature (like trading card)
> look how much green boxes steam had compare to other platform!
With retarded bullshit like this, you could make any store looks good, even fucking uplay.
>"has "play" in the name",
>"get all the ubisoft game",
>"has a cool shade of blue as default color"
> "gift you rad Asscreed avatars"
Wow, look ok much UPlay have more positive than the other stores!

Also, the pic litteraly try to pass of DRM as a good thing, what a load of crap.

>realizing manually
Genuinely wat?

They didn't steal their ideas, they hired them.

Fuck blind people.

>Nintendo DMCA's modders and fangames
>"Fuck them why can't the be like sega and hire them"
>Valve hires them
>"Fuck them unoriginal fucks

Honestly have tencent shills made any successful copypasta or image macros in the past weeks of astroturfing?

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>shortbooru
oh hey that sounds interesti
>90% furry/goblin characters

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