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well if it isn't saucy jack
>people who were born after 9/11 will be able to post here this year
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELLETES
RAIDEN NO STOP
they already are
YES, YES! SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN
99% of people on this website weren't around when the Challenger exploded. It's just that all over again, granted 9/11 was way WAY more world changing/shocking.
BASED
Ahhh the good ol' days
>it's time for Jack to LET ER RIP
DOKTOR, TURN OFF THE MELT INHIBITORS
I still think armstrong was right
NICE ASS
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same
This is honestly my favorite Platinum game. The parrying sistem is so fucking good and intuitive.
the parry system is trash, I would parry all the time by accident due to how dumb it was
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THE GOOD OLD DAYS
They're already here. What percentage of the userbase do you imagine started browsing here AFTER they turned 18? I'd wager most started sometime between 14 and 17.
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I started lurking when I was 15 or so, and didn't post until I was 18. My logic was that it'd be unfair to post in one of the few places with an 18+ rule. It would be like being the 9 year olds who would use their mic on a private server
americans on SUICIDE WATCH
Can't fret over every egg
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>implying anyone still cares in 2019
autism desu
GOOD
>9/11
>world changing
lmao?
Started browsing when I was maybe 25. Though I’m 40 now.
VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
I just went on ED until I was about 16, left it, then came here at about 21
>I'd wager most started sometime between 14 and 17.
I've been here since I was 11, and I'm 24 now. At least I knew to lurk back then.
>implying the US blowing up the middle east (again) isn't something significant
the us are a bunch of retards who prepare terrorist attacks against themselves to have a reason to bomb the sandniggers
>no music
Maybe you should get god
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Fuck, my link
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This didn't age well
Erectile dysfunction at 16? You should really get that checked or get some nanomachines there.
>Journalism
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9/11 is pretty much the reason totalitarian security has come this far.
One of my coworkers doesn't even remember 9/11 because he was 2 years old at the time. I've never felt old until that moment.
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CHANCE
Here's a fun fact: Did you know that Guns N' Roses first album "Appetite for Destruction" was supposed to have the famous image of the space shuttle Challenger exploding on its' cover? That's what they wanted.
How do I get an S rank on the Excelsior? No matter what I do I'm always short by about 500 points. Also is there any way to find out which left hands I'm missing?
Boy, are you uninformed on how Americans think.
AWHOOP
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you missed the first square dumbass
your zandatsu needs work
I'll be there in 3 years...
Because war is an economy
PMC's, arms manufacturers...
Job creators, user!
All those workers spending money, paying taxes.
Trust me a little war can work wonders.
I read this pic in his voice.
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absolute cringe
Yes with the hands. Go to the collectables screen from the title select and look through. Look for the ID numbers (there are 30) Write down the numbers you have missing and cross reference against the list on trueachivements.
Then you can find out which levels they are on. You have to finish the level for them to count.
>Challenger exploded
who cares lmao
>Americans
>thinking
A lot of people did. It’s not just the human loss. It was a failure for the world. (When the world was the west)
lol
fucking DESTROYED
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I find it funny how some people were saying that the outfit was racist, I am Mexican and used only that outfit once I got it
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mexican nationalism at its finest
>try to parry attack
>Raiden does little dash forwards and gets hit
Why the fuck is this allowed?
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I've been browsing Yea Forums since i was 12-13
you are 14 now?
19, turning 20 in a month.
Whats he actually saying? Sounds like "METAL"
Playing this on hard for my first playthrough has been one of the best experiences I've had in video games. I didn't even get the hang of proper parrying until A.I. Monsoon
>A lot of people did. It’s not just the human loss. It was a failure for the world. (When the world was the west)
No it didn't you retard, some rocket exploding with a bunch of nobody burgers meant shit around the world. It earned a single meaningless page in my local newspaper.
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Immediately played on revengeance once I read you can cheat it in with the konami code.
Sucked ass at first, but like you said felt absolutely great once you get going.
I was posting when I was 16, sometimes I would accidentally imply my age and get underage b& and once I turned 18 I had no problem with it anymore. I'm 21 now. You're here forever.
LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS OF 9/11
I’ve done easy and normal, but did it on a Keyboard and mouse. Finally bought a game pad. Could probably manage hard now, but only because fully upgraded fox blade and infinite blade mode wig. Still can’t parry for shit.
Started coming here when I was 14, but most of my time back then was me lurking because I was banned. I just couldn't care less about posting certain stuff in here. But when I was around 18-19 I tuned down my autism because I actually wanted to be able to post when shit happens.
I don't know what the controls are for KB+M but it has got to be way harder to parry than with a controller.
"dead on"?
>"dude the only thing that matters is personal power and how you use it fuck the weak"
>people use their power together to build societies, protect the weak and become stronger together
>"n-no! not like that!"
>got an S rank for Mistral, Sundowner and Sam years ago
>can feel my abilities at games slipping
>doubt I’d ever be able to do it again
fug
Parrying on KB+M is pressing W and left mouse. Blade mode controls are terrible doe.
This game was too easy, the parry window was way too wide. Very fun game tho
keyboard and mouse is so much harder to control.
I also use the infinite fuel wig all the time, it's an essential part of the cyber ninja powerfantasy
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So you have to turn the camera to face every attack? I can see why that would cause problems.
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You have to rotate the mouse clockwise and if you do too quickly it will swing into the direction of your rotation. Final phase Armstrong was way harder due to this.
Yeah it was fucking horrible. I stopped playing. Shit like monsoon was hard, then the ai controlled one of mistral and monsoon immediately after made me run out of heal items.
playing nier automota made me buy a controller, and then I went back to revengence after I figured it would be easier. Which it was. But I still suck at it.
>time passes
WHOA
9/11 was the single biggest terrorist attack in human history. It wasn't just world-changing for Americans, but it by extension shattered the illusion of safety in the post-war "age of peace" that the entire First World believed we were living in. The world still remained generally late 20th-century-ish until the 2010s, but you're lying to yourself if you don't think 9/11 was a major event.
if you were too fucking ignorant to realize what's happening around you until two fucking buildings were attacked/detonated then please pay more attention
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Shouldn't it say before 9/11
>detonated
Woah there, Mr. Jones. I think you dropped your tinfoil hat.
A Shit in the toilet isn’t a big deal a shit on my dining table is.
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DEAD ON
CANT LAY A FINGER ON ME
It's time for Jack to
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>I'm 40 now
What the fuck is wrong with you
At first I thought he said "get off" but I think it's dead on
Okay, now that all of the thirty guys who still play this game are gathered here: what the fuck was the deal with the nasty line?
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>being too american
lmao
MEMORIES BROKEN
Sorry I didn’t immediately stop liking things at 28 or whatever.
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GET DOWN
I was grinding out a few cheevos yesterday ironically.
kino
you can't leave this place, trust me
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You shuffle around boards a bit as your priorities change. But the board culture and memes keep you. You’re here forever.
I guess
Based. Love that line.
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truth
What do the spines of your enemies taste like?
>I've misjudged you. You are like us (murderous sociopaths) after all!
>Now you're just being nasty [insinuating that I'm anything like you] /sarcasm
>Challenger
Isn't it past your bedtime, grandpa?
I started when I was like 10 or 11. I started on Yea Forums and /x/ and moved onto Yea Forums a few years later.
Americans only think of hamburgers haha
It's called context, dipshit.
I thought so too, but why nasty, why that camera work and that sadistic laugh?
Guess we'll never know, Raiden probably got off to it or something
Fuck off, you're not fitting in by being an ass
>(of a person or animal) behaving in an unpleasant or spiteful way.
>why that camera work
A zoom?
>and that sadistic laugh?
Because Raiden's true nature is a man who enjoys killing.
Kek
>fitting in
Fuck off, retarded sheeple cuck.
They give them a dopamine rush when they kill a POW or something. Sundowner explains this in the brain training area.
So you're actually 15 and turning 16 in a month
We were talking about Raiden, though.
Yeah, the zoom. Like he's gonna drop a sick line or something.
Never seen a game where the dialogue goes fom outstanding, to complete shit every five seconds
> That nickname you love so much. Wanna know how I got it? Actually, why don't I give you a demonstration?
10/10
>I think it's time for Jack...to Let er Rip!!!!
cringe
Haven't slept in over 24 hours, convince me to buy this game and sit through it all night. If it was anything like last time I stayed up around 60 hours, I'll start hearing voices and shit. I wanna see Jack LET ER RIP
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>convince me
Fuck off, faggot. Buy it or don't.
i started lurking at 15 or 16 and didn't post until i was 17 and now i'm 20 and somehow I remember 9/11 happening even though I was like 2 at the time
the memes...
what do you mean, that was the cherry on top
Yeah, but I assume he went through a similar (although real) experience. Hence why “jack the ripper” is his true form.
go to bed user, sleep deprivation takes a heavy toll on mind and body
Fuck...
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You should try fighting for what you believe in sometime, user. Not for a company, or a nation, or for anyone else.
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Can high frequency blades melt steel steel beams?
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>people who werent there when krakatau went off have been able to post here for 113 years
I'm still impressed that a cheesy action game spin off was one of the first mainstream media pieces to point out that PMCs benefitted hugely from 9/11.
>Appears for like 20 minutes in the whole game
>Becomes the most memorable character
Based Armstrong
If you listened to all of the radio transmissions for the chievo, they have a lot of meta shit in their conversations and some of it is pretty close to what happens in the war industry irl.
I started lurking when I was 11. Trying to find 4kids shit and ended up here somehow. I'm now 23. I didn't post until I was 18, originally out of fear in my early teens, and then out of not wanting to be a fag.
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>Trying to find 4kids shit and ended up here somehow
Nah it was an inside job
I really don't know why people are surprised anons under 18 browsed here for the first time years ago. This whole site was made by a 15 year old
That's like saying only 18 years old and over goes to pornhub, which is an absolute lie
LOSING MY IDENTITY
WONDERING IF I'VE GONE INSANE
Jack is a pure cringe edgelord, he was just sticking to his role
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Never forget
>MFW I heard that rules of nature
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This slow ass poser crap is the opposite to what MGR OST is
>MGR Sam mod will never be finished
>only way to play as him is through a short DLC
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Kek you're right I copied the wrong link
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did you play mgs4
did you even watch the opening cutscene to mgs4
Raiiiiidennnnn
Yet somehow this doesnt feels right. The magic of the OST is the electronic arrangement of Jamie Christopherson, him and the PG sound guys took some pretty lame metal band tracks and turned them into pure gold
WIthout that fix those songs dont work at all
Criticizing the military industrial complex isn't quite the same as actually name dropping 9/11 (and in a positive context at that).
apologies, I thought you meant in a broader sense
yeah I'd reckon rising is the first game to even mention 9/11 outside maybe postal which doesn't really count
This but reversed
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Is MGR an example of a TRULY redpilled game?
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Yep, it makes you realize how much the "official" Metal Gear games suck and what a waste potential they were.
Its a pity Konami didnt sacked Kojimbo right after MGS2
become stronger together.
Oh you mean everyone being more dependent, and complacent and peace addicted. More like everybody became weaker together
Honestly, it makes me wonder how a line like "the good old days after 9/11" got into a game.
DMC bros are always welcome, both games have a similar vibe to it.
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People weren't heavily political until 2015
>People weren't heavily political until 2015
Steel steel beams?
Of course they can