Listen here you fucking cunts, Max is cute and that's the end of it, okay?

none of your choices matter in the end

8/10

My wife is not dead

Yes if you formulate your experience entirely out of posts on Yea Forums. No if you play the game.

Considering the climate these days, the game looks decidedly centrist. I mean it lets you actually choose if you want Max to be a dyke, and only slightly prods you towards that.

>"w-what!!! this game has a character in it that smokes weed??!!??"
>"I'm not playing this left wing propaganda! fuck this!!! 1488!!"

Racists need to be killed. Chill out and smoke a fat one some time you fucking incel.

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>those two threesome SFM loops

You know which ones, they've been used in those "TRY NOT TO CUM" game ads on pornsites, that's the porn equivalent of a Super Bowl ad.

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Sounds like a David Cage game to me.
Why a lynx user?

KROGAN KAWK

>no explanation of powers
>tons of combinations of choices boil down to 2 endings from a single choice
>Un-earned camera pans with generic folk music
>only interesting part was the hallucination bit
>cringe writing
>chloe is a complete bitch but we are just supposed to like her anyway, regardless of how much she contributes
if chloe was tied to a helpful game mechanic, or contributed to the mystery AT ALL, I would care
hey i know, why not make the player decide to keep chloe close and have some second awesome mechanic, but the other characters cooperate less with you because they associate you with the rude character or it affects you ending based on how much you use her.
Why not give different clues here and there based on not using or using chloe, giving depth to the rewind mechanic?
>nah, just ship the game, who gives a fuck

back to your containment thread

>i want a wife that was filmed at a party being a total whore
oof

Why do the powers have to matter?

Why do your decisions need to matter in the end? It's more important they matter in the story, which they do.

>calling chloe a b*tch

That's where I stopped reading.

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Why do you guys like Max?

Chloe is a bitch and it's an essential part of the story. She even admits it in the end and justifies her own death that she thinks should have happened long ago. But her personality is not a negative aspect of the game. If she wasn't a bitch then bay ending would be so irredeemable that nobody would have chosen it as opposed to more than half.