Phil Burnell tied the knot

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So what? Its not like he has anything she could take away from him. At most he'll lose his Wii.

have sex

Didn’t know he was gay..

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>animesexuals throwing stones from their glass cage

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He's got my vote

Half-hourly reminder.

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WOOOOOOW BUGGED PENIS MECHANICS, I SHOT A SNOTTY IN THREE SECONDS. OK DEVS. SURE.

But it is pathetic user, people getting rich over people in need for a home doesn't change that fact.

Reminder that jannies are buttmad over dsp and gonna delet this

Fuck reddit, fuck twitch, fuck youtube, fuck twitter, and most importantly, fuck the underaged faggot who keeps bringing all this cancer here

>my suit is 10 years old

This faglord even begs for money in his wedding photos

>living with parents even if you work and pay for bills = bad and childish
>rent an appartment and live with 2-3 random strangers = good and mature
I'll never understand this mentality.

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Lel, suck his dick harder, drone

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rebound 1 year relationship with a thot who was cheating on her ex with dsp, what could go wrong??

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>this bitch will take half of his stuff when they inevitably divorces
We already won.

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Have sex, then maybe you won't be so invested in your fake internet friends

Literally happy merchant propaganda to sell you more houses, debt, cars, furniture, subscriptions, etc.

Yes, getting out of your comfort zone is a sign of maturity, socializing and actually living for yourself is what you should do as soon as you can.

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Wait what happened to that ugly PI chick he was with

>DSP Tries it : Divorce
>DSP Tries it: Alimony

The best job I could get is 2500 miles from my parents' house. I would have stayed if I got a good job there.

I would never get a roommate though, that is horrific.

Samefag

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can't wait for the days where he will have a child support meter on display for the pathetic faggots that donate to him

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> not old indinesian or chink lady
I thought he was murican

panda left him and he married the girl he met last year, kat

fuck, my sides

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>10 year old suit

Poor guy, I better double my Patreon pedge

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this

you only move out if you have a good job and a reason like
>marriage
>kids
>job
>education

If you just move out without money, you will always be fucked
>marriage will be over after a few years of poverty
>kids can't be supported
>you most likely end up as drug addict

Having your own home isn't bad, but if you can't pay for your new home, you are just destroying your life.

He got the retard audience for sure

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Lmfao!
I really need the money. *snort* Kat hasnt been very forgiving lately.

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Seething tranny on suicide watch

Wait, why can’t you do that while living at home? You’re not wrong that moving out is a good step, but you can still achieve all those things while still living at home and preparing to move out.

Yeah but what about video games?

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>Fuck reddit, fuck twitch, fuck youtube, fuck twitter
I agree with all that, but this is the first thread I've made about DSP, and I justified it because Yea Forums is trash anyway.

Tic-toc

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I think she looks very pretty and I'm happy for Phil.

That is fucked. I can't relate to that as my workplace is 40 minutes away (by foot). I bought a house (actually me and my dad bought it) but my parents live with me and I see no problem. We all work and pay our bills.

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>Americans moving out of parents' house
>into college dorm that daddy paid for.
>mature.

Nah, before moving out I was a different person, it truly changes you when you realize you can't go back and that there's no one waiting for you at home, no warm meals, no magically appearing clean clothes, no one does the groceries for you. You can't grow if you don't spread your wings user.

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tevin and all the other kiwi niggers seething so hard rn

He’s just mad his shitty parents kicked him out lol

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The housing market is shit, why own a home?

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Where is her black bull?

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I'm not american, my college didn't have any dorm rooms and I worked for it.

Are you implying a mortgage is "owning your own house"?

Because it isn't. It's the banks until you paid the kike banks payments off fully.

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Good post. Anyone got the link to report Twitter channels?

>getting married after 1 year
Is this something that somehow becomes more logical/normal past the age of the 30
The longest relationship ive been in was maybe 4 years, im 28 now and with her we might have married after a few more years but I don't understand how couples date a year or two and just say yeah fuck it lets get married
I'd have to be with someone at least 5+ years before I consider that kind of major life commitment

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See him, see her, do you think any of them have another shot?

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Yeah, because regardless of context and era it's always better to disappear from the lives of the family that raised and supported you in their real upcoming time of need as time takes its toll over them, making them slowly need more emotional, physical and economical support to instead selfishly ignore your responsabilities to try and "grow" socially by fucking off to some faraway place and trying to prove, as a spoiled child, you can do things on your own and fall in debt like a good goy because you're all grown up now.
I'll never understand american culture. You're collectively fucking retarded.

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What about actually cool e-celebs like Ross Scott, Jerma985, and Civvie 11?

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