>new mayor comes to town
>super excited
>he seems great and kinda cute
>show him around and he makes a great first impression during the tree planting ceremony
>he finds out about Re-tail
>instantly goes out to pick out all flowers, fruits, seashells and whatnot
>soon after he gets a shovel and starts digging out random holes all over the town
>shakes trees all day and some of them have already fallen due to it
>keeps getting stung by bees but doesn't care and keeps going
>can barely recognize his face anymore due to the swelling
what the h*ck is wrong with some people
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>new mayor comes to town
>he corners me in the office and begs to worship my pawpads
What the h*ck is wrong with some people?
Healthy young male in action it seems
>new mayor comes to town
>he just walks around aimlessly for an hour
>havent seen him in 28 days since
I'm sorry but I'm not playing a game that runs when it's off, I got enough shit to keep track of.
>new mayor comes to town
>come visit him one day
>his house is full of mis-matching gyroids and no music is playing
me-YOWZA
Built for sex
>new mayor comes to town
>ask him to do a favor for me
>give him a brand new wardrobe as a thank you gift
>he goes and sells it to Reese immediately after
Like, what the fuck, man?
>new mayor comes to town
>brings in some fossils for identification
>they're really rare and would make a great exhibition
>make a comment how nice it would be to have those on display if only someone were to donate them
>he goes on and sells them to Reese
>new mayor come to town
>he rape me
ITS THE NINTH WARDROBE I'VE GOTTEN TODAY LUCKY, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH NINE WARDROBES HUH?
>new mayor comes to town
>first and only ordinance he puts in effect increases the cost of living
>meanwhile he's sitting on millions of bells from his "private orchard" that takes up a quarter of town
is this what your regular /fit/izen looks like?
UH WHITE PEOPLE FUCK THEIR DOGS OK GET OVER IT! Why do you think white people care more about dogs than other human beings.
Yeah well I don't see you paying any taxes, Cherry. What do you even do all day? Jack shit that's what.
Oh you know we fucking do
UH
fucking dogs is gay because theres no pussy
Keep your clothes in them, rrr-owch!
Discovered this after looking at the prices of some of the amiibos
marcrobledo.com
No way in hell I'm paying 100+ for the monster hunter amiibo just to get Feylne
the hello kitty set is nice too
wrong! dogs do have pussy!
Sorry. Sometimes you need to shake the tree to see what falls out.
There are ways to just download the nfcs online so you dont need the figure. Most people just like to have them because some look nice
I play on citra so i have all of them in a folder
>not setting a beautiful town ordinance, planting enough trees to make a goddamn forest, outlining your entire town in flowerbeds and strategically placing important or aesthetic town functions like a wishing well or benches
if anything it made me more upset when people moved in and fucked up my feng-shuei than anything else
>new mayor comes to town
>always mysteriously dissapears around 7pm for several hours, before suddenly showing up at Reese with an entire island worth of rare bugs
Where is he going???
>New mayor comes to town
>Decide to give him a sweet deal on this apple I have
>Only 3000 bells!
>he refuses my generous offer
>not setting bell boom ordinance, building a sickmad orchard, changing your island into a beetle farm, spending all day every day either farming fruit or farming beetles, and then quitting forever when Gayle moves into the fucking center of your orchard, perfectly calculated to kill a maximum amount of trees immediately
fellas I'm new to this game, what is Welcome amiibo? Is it just the name of an update? I pirated the regular game and updated it today and it said I'm playing welcome amiibo now, version 1.5 so wondering if I need to download anything else for full content
Welcome Amiibo was a free update that added features like the meow coupons and amiibo support
Using amiibos let you invite a certain villager to your town and lets you buy items from them using the coupons
ah thank you
The fanbase is like 70% furries in denial.
Basically worse than MLPfags.
>new mayor comes to town
>offer a special price for sharks one day as a joke because who'd sell me a fucking shark
>mayor comes in with dozens of fucking sharks he got from fuck knows where
>spent almost half a million bells on buying every single shark from them because I could get sued for false advertising
Never again
it's not my fault, did you see the way Isabelle looks at me?
There is literally nothing wrong with fucking animals
based and not untrue
>mfw my wife spent our life's savings on 37 sharks
haha
Only if they pass the Harkness test.
>new mayor comes to town
>is like this
Fuck off.
Dumbass
Why you heff to be mad?