Vinnie Gognitti

Nope it's objectively the comfiest, most soulful game ever made.

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THE FLESH OF FALLEN PAYNEGELS

I had a bullet with Nicole Horne's name on it.

I had a thousand bullets with the hag's name on it.

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IT'S THE PAYNE IN THE BUTT

Your still on poker thursday night
RIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHT?

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i hate the 'noir but not in a noir setting' meme
LA noir would be better if it was NY noir and MP3 is just 'fuck let's find the furthest thing from noir possible'. fucking tropical sunny brazil

i want a proper noir game

POLICE BRUTALITY

>LA
>not a Noir setting
just how fucking casual are you?

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MP3's setting was inspired by movies like man on fire and tropa elite.

PAYNE TO THE MAX!

fuck off i read L.A Confidential, it'd still be better set in NY

Sammy Lake was quite a handsome boy

tHE flESh oF FaLleN anGelS

how many times a week this man has to deal with someone yelling 'IT'S PAYNE. WHACK 'IM'

BLOOD TO YOU ALL

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"do the face for us, Sam"

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I AM READY TO BE... HER... SON!

IT'S NOT PAYNE

And then he started this spooky monkey talk. Straight from a bad dream... mine...

MAX! DEAREST OF ALL MY FRIENDS!

how is Sam Lake such a handsome motherfucker?

Control is going to be kino. You'll see. You'll all see.

its called going to shower, lifting and being confident you creepy incel bastard

I have declared war against rats.

He has that sculpted jaw line though, not all can achieve such an aesthetic

>muh jawlines
spotted the incel

Ugh... guys you're killing me.

My lady!

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so fucking comfy

PAYNES COMIN DOWN THE STAIRS WHACK THE BASTARD

>lifting
Lake is lanky as fuck though

MY LORD

>was

The fuck is up with his face.

WHAT DA HELL

Superior Finnish genes.

I'm glad Rockstars was given a chance to fuck up Max Payne 3 to keep everyone on their toes.

OHH MY LAYDY!

LA and New York are the definitive Noir cities. Did you not watch Billy Wilder's Noirs?

alright bombs all set up hand me duh detonaytuh

ahem
FUCK LORDS
and FUCK LADIES

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it's called being handsome

That one with the Baseball bat always crack me up

death was in the air at roscoe street i had to find alex fast

The genius of the hole: no matter how much time you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant.

What went wrong?

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where do I start with MP?

ruining lem
ditching lake's face for a generic and forgettable guy
making max all mopey and unfun

the story

download it then install it

okay done, what now?

Play it and spam quicksave after every fight because there are no checkpoints and if you die it sends you back to the start for some reason

no play it

Get the fixitall and play

>Nicole Horne
Isn't she Lakes mother irl?

What does a bottle of Max Payne taste like?

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It's an IPA, that's why the letters are red

Dearest of all my friends

>escort missions
Why?

>ditching lake's face for a generic and forgettable guy
that would have been inevitable anyway. The silly faces were a sort of happy accident because Remedy didn't have enough money to pay for real actor likenesses.

i know, it was still a shit move.

btw some people complain about the difficulty in 1. I thought it was great for the most part, but just know that if you hit reload/continue on the menu after dying instead of just just using the quickload button the AI/dmg isn't as rough on you. there's a bit of dynamic difficulty and apparently using the quickload shortcut bypasses that.

youtube.com/watch?v=vUo7ICZH1io

do you think a young James McCaffrey could have been the face of Max Payne in 1 and 2?

to this day i still hope rockstar does a MP1/2 remake with the MP3 engine and Mcaffrey as the face for both games

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Not him but yeah it'd fit.

no Lake no Payne

>Max Payne 4
>James Mcaffrey comes back for Old Man Max

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>That hairline at 50
I'm not saying taking care of yourself and confidence aren't a factor but the man clearly has genetics on his side

Why are you so overly rude at such simple questions?

how was I rude? Sam Lake's has a very handsome jawline that few can match
we can all make ourselves look nicer and more attractive, but O' but a few can have the jawline of a greek god

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Interestingly enough, it's been hypothesized that strong jawlines/cheekbones/other facial features have slowly been weeded out of the gene pool since the Neolothic, perhaps because they were considered unattractive.

news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/01/archaeology-agvi-greek-stoneage-facial-reconstruction/
>"Having reconstructed a lot of Stone Age women and men, I think some facial features seem to have disappeared or 'smoothed out' with time. In general, we look less masculine, both men and women, today."

If people's tastes were different back then, maybe most of us would have Sam Lake jaws today... even the women.

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and absolute world then would you not say brother?

>I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister

Max has a sister?

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Yes

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Oof

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MAXINE PAYNE

Agreed bur what other games do this? I can't think of any.

it's "woof"

Yes

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Retard that doesn’t even know what noir is.

Don’t care I said oof

big woof

>present day, two nights ago

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not much, maybe changing maxes face, but that's it

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>maxresdefault
You cheeky bastard.

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What went wrong with Remedy after Max Payne 2?

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outside of America your intelligence bureau-approved statistics don’t mean much

Quantum Break was good enough.

Alan Wake was actually pretty good

This. Quantum Break was a great story. A bit sparse on gameplay mechanics tho. I think Remedy is just more interested in storytelling in general. Must be the Donkey Kong craze that made them that way.

Donkey Kong had storytelling?

It didn’t. That’s what I’m saying.

the real answer is it was too damn easy.

No it wasn’t

FUCK OFF

IPA is literally the soi of beers.

>janitor singing random finnish band's music in the hallways

I enjoyed blasting him for breaking my immersion.

QB unfortunately had some fun shit to play with, but nothing to actually test you so you can play it with it more. also those segments where it slows you down just to get some dialogue in is painful. I hate it when games do this.
I wouldn't praise it for anything special, but I agree with that user, that it was a good game.

Yes it was

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>I wouldn't praise it for anything special
graphics looked amazing for it's time and the gameplay was unique enough

all the "actors" in the comic strips are devs and their family and friends.

This, in the first game if I reload a save it was because I died, in the second most of the time I reloaded was because I thought "I can do that section better

OH MY GOD, OH GOD, YA SHOT ME
AAAAAHHH......