>game has morality system
Game has morality system
Lawful neutral, chaotic neutral if I lost the clip.
I eat real bread.
Rate my haiku
Duck is in Gamestop
He goes straight over to the guides
Duck is casual
>eating carbs
>not going keto
>tfw your bread doesn't come in a plastic bag but is instead stored in a paper bag and is still warm when you get it
Why wouldn't you reuse the bag clip?
0/10 since it's not a haiku
maybe I'm not a fat fuck and I like how bread tastes.
5-7-5 syllables
what did I do wrong
>try keto because gf wants to
>get a blockage in my intestines
>don't shit for a week
>go to hospital
>could've unironically died if I didn't drink a gallon of water a day
never again
Chaotic neutral here
>because gf wants
Holy fuck, an unironic cuck
>sliced bread
EAT THE WHOLE THING BITE BY BITE
I get my bread from an actual bakery.
how come these threads get so many replies wtf
keto is a retarded meme, I can lose weight eating what I want AND get muscle if I work out
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I mean she's the cook around here not me.
Second line is 8 syllables.
Offtopic threads are essentially playing chicken with the mods, trying to string the thread along as long as you can before the mods prune it. If you get it to bump limit and archived you win.
Chaotic neutral works just fine and is very little effort
Over is two cykablyatables.
>family comes over and let them use your bread
>after they left, look at the bag
>it's open
Which morality is just buying normal fucking bread and not doing any of that?
Fuck, you're right.
Duck is in Gamestop
He wanders straight to the guides
Duck is casual
That should be 5-7-5