Someone tries to erp you

I wanna FUCK shinji in his cute omega boyhole

I wish I has a erp/fap friend to tease me and get me horny

>Everyone wants to ERP multiple fucking times a day whereas you want to ERP a few times a week maximum
This is why I stopped too. It's like these people only got off through ERP. I'd get messages like, "I'm horny user help me ~~" and I'd just reply with something like "Go jerk off then" but they're always clingy as hell and don't leave you alone.

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Based fuck the rebuilds

I like it, but only with actual girls

>I probably was too "Generous" in catering to people
>It's like these people only got off through ERP.
>they're always clingy as hell and don't leave you alone.
This shit was what almost killed VRChat for me, until I decided for good to quit being a manslut for my even more slutty friends.

What do I do when I talk when mic and faggots call me daddy
I fucking hate it and I fucking hate them

Ask them if their dad left them and make their depression come out.

>player healer
>teammate calls you a good girl

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>Someone starts playing music in the server
>Votekick
>UHHH there's a mute button bro! You don't have to hear it
>Votekick passes

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>manslut
The weird part (Or at least what seemed weird to me) is I only ever wanted to play topping/domming/penetrating/whatever roles and was pretty easygoing apart from that, and I figured that would've cut down my options drastically but it really fucking didn't. When I was first starting it out I figured "Oh, the people being slutty uwu OwO types will be the ones getting flooded but I should be able to nut occasionally if I only want to do this" and then fucking nope.

I did get a bit more of an appreciation for sissies and crossdressers out of the deal though. They're still sure as hell not my top tier fetish but once in a while they really hit the spot now.

Rebuilds are kino sequels deal with it fag

It doesn't matter what fucking MMO I play I ALWAYS run into some weirdos ERPing in a bush somewhere.

It's especially prevalent in eastern ones. FXIV was the worst, I think as soon as I started playing that I walked up on at least 3 groups fucking with-in the first day.

>how do i deal with sexual harassment
just get over it libtard

>sequels

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Lmao virgin incel.

I don't care if I get it from girls unless it's physical (fat ugly girls aren't fun when they force themselves onto you) but I fucking hate these faggots

no shit that's why it's called unwanted

>sequels
yikes

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Was going to reply more to you two in detail but too sleepy.
>I probably was too "Generous" in catering to people
Boy do I sympathize with you. There are people out there like you described though. Not a lot but there are. Applies to both of you.
You may not really be interested in ERP itself. If I'm wrong, then more experienced people, less clingy, is what you wanted to look for. Also sluts. You could end on the other side waiting for someone busier than you. If you enjoy yourself plenty, not worth the hassle.
Hell no dude. Dom types always seem to be in high demand, anywhere, any genre, anyplace.
I've always been curious about that game. It seems like a sexual zoo the more I hear about it. More than any other MMO ever I constantly hear.

>There are people out there like you described though.
I don't doubt it, but trying to track 'em down seems like more effort than is justified by the payoff.

>Dom types always seem to be in high demand
That is just weird as hell to hear, even though my own experience seemed to back that up. It was cool for trying to find partners though.

I think he's from working but I could be wrong

>group tries to erp with me
>tell them to knock it off
>they get more aggressive
>leave
What the fuck is wrong with internet gays?

Attention faggots, this board is for videogames. Please go to /lgbt/ or perhaps /vg/ for your gay and tranny ERP

tf is ERP? just use full words and quit abbreviating every little shit

Wish I knew how to erp.
I want to get into it but I'm too scared to start. I'm not nearly creative enough nor promiscuous to seek it out.

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Source?

Boku no Pico

There aren't really any set in stone rules, you just figure out what gets you off/gets other people off/a combination of the two, depending on your goals. Some people like to play themselves, some people like playing specific characters, some people play generic disposable characters. Some people write their stuff from first person, others write it third person, etc etc etc. Mostly boils down to what gets you off the most and what you feel comfortable with.

>never really into erp
>April 1st rolls around, i end up lurking the erp threads
>post my discord on them
>a few people add me, most for a one time session
>two stuck around and crave any attention I give them
It's a weird feel, but I think I can get used to this

Dont worry, the majority of people are fucking garbage at it, they probably wont even notice

>turns into weird vore shit
>uh oh bonero

I miss when this was the norm.

>someone tries to erp me

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The only user still on my Discord related to ERP is from something along those lines actually. 2018 though. The downside is he's fairly bad at it (Not aided because he does it via phone apparently) but the upside is he's the only one that'd wait until I was horny enough to pin him down. Been ages, maybe I should see if he's still floating around. He might not write real purdy but there's something to be said for someone who'll get on your text-dick when you want to bust a nut. Best of luck with your two, user.

Stop playing shitty music and maybe we wont kick you then faggot

You now see the conundrum: sissy faggots aren't actually that good at ERP.
Gimme a fujoshi instead.

Oh I can understand, one is an esl from Spain so a few things tend to go over his head. He is pretty adorable though, plus he is pretty good at English already, so I can overlook that

Can't get laid IRL because mental health issues make them unattractive, so they turn to netsex, but can't even get e-laid due to mental health issues making them unattractive
Gotta lel

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>someone tries to erp with you on Yea Forums

Unironically anime and the internet are to blame. Fucking faggots.

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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko

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Ignore them.
Faggots need attention like humans need oxygen. Without it, they die.

>Ask them if their dad left them and make their depression come out.
Huh, that might work even better.
Attack their insecurities.

>getting a friend request after playing a female character in skimpy clothes

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This. homosexuals live off attention whoring.

>24 friends
Even I have more and I don't whore my account on anonymous imageboards daily

Take it from me, the uwu owos are low tier.

Your asshole is not secured by a document, STI awareness, the concept of consent, or your ancestors being opposite-sex couples.
Your asshole is secured by the knowledge that, should someone try to take it from you, you will FIGHT BACK. with WEAPONS.

Promiscuity is not necessary for ERP. You can ERP with the same partner over and over if you want. In fact this is the true patrician way to ERP.

You are entering into an abusive relationship.
These people are utterly incapable of supporting themselves emotionally. They will be dependent upon you, getting very clingy and needy.
Are you sure you want to do this?
Y N

I mean, I get a lot of nudes out of it and they do literally anything i tell them, so sure whatever

Shinji would be good at it, though.

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Get your anxious adolescent garbage out of here. Some adult gentlemen are having a civilized discussion about ERP.

where?

UNATCO.

Nice! Got nudes from one which would've been better if he'd stuck with it, but he got cold feet sadly. Shame I never snagged any along those lines, probably would've been more in to it in the long run.

>ERPing with people you don't know and aren't comfortable with
I don't know how you motherfuckers manage it.
I can't get my freak on without being able to engage with someone outside that stuff.

Yeah, shit's cash. One of them I'm making wear a cage at almost all times, and I'd only allowed him to fap once before making him do so which, of course, I made him record for me
The other is pretty self conscious, but I've already got some quality pics from him and am slowly getting him go be more and more submissive to my demands

>erp lying about how you have a massive 7inch dong
>they ask to see pictures
>it's actually only 4inches

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I know you're gonna post it and the instant you do imma report the post for nsfw on a blue board.

>tfw I’m usually the one turning it into weird vore shit

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>tfw can never ERP because I keep slipping into medical terms for body parts and using the passive

>you will never fuck a serious clinical researcher who still has needs but would never admit openly to such base distractions
Feels bad man.