>there are people on Yea Forums who jacked off to this low poly monster
What the fuck, are you all gay or something?
There are people on Yea Forums who jacked off to this low poly monster
Attention Yea Forums, everyone make fun of OP for being a gay boy!
>that face
Yikes.
you gay
>4000x3000
why
How many posts can we go before someone says the Z word?
why not?
It was the idea of her that was hot not the polygon model itself
I wonder how many people actually jerked off to Custer's Revenge.
Imagine being attracted to that goblin face.
Znigger?
I tried, for the novelty.
Couldn't manage.
What is it like being gay?
Zimbabwe
Zathura?
Wish there was a mod to increase the tits to balance out the ass
Zika?
She should be the Square Enix rep in Smash
Her ass is just fine though
Zylophone
>there are people on Yea Forums who never jacked off to a sears catalog
I was talking about and , you absolute faggot.
Wow calm down, I know gays get offended easily but you gotta cool it.
I said tits ya mong. I never said modding the ass.
sniff sniff
You'd have to be gay to be attracted to this, yeah.
LAU Lara > Rise Lara > GoL/ToO Lara > 2013 Lara > Shadow Lara > Core Lara
But her tits are primo in the LUA trilogy my man
I don't mean communist weeb levels of size I mean at least a half a cup size up.
and I still would pleb
Be gone zoomer
Well I'm not gonna disagree with you, bigger is always better. But they're still prime in the LUA trilogy. Nu-Lara is where the actual problem lies...
Be gone, faggot with trash taste
I recall them though yes, but it still sucks there wasn't some good jiggle physics
2013 Lara's tits are actually quite big.
>LUA
This. For some reason they nerfed her rack in rise.
Or LAU, i guess
Underaged little bitch, BE GONE
Why did they get rid of Lara's reddish hair?
I'm 27.
What's it like being a gay 27 year old?
You tell me.
I'm not gay or 27, you DUNCE
Seems like you are, based on your preferences
Post counter-examples then faggitron, you're gay if this doesn't perk you up
How motherfucking dumb are you?
Try not to cry, fagola
Nice reading comprehension.
Maybe you should read the reply chain again, underage retard
Lara a cute! CUTE!
i mean, imagination, in general, is what they try to take away from video games. there's really nothing to imagine with cinematic shit with realistic graphics
It's called imagination.
samefag
My dick.
This was the Lara that became a sex symbol. Not that new lukewarm sorority girl that awaits to be raped at every corner.
Nice projection
nope -- he just realized the word he was looking for after i posted it. it happens once in awhile
do you have something against imagination?
>What the fuck
I jack off to erotic novels without pictures
get on my autism spectrum nerd
honestly something about low poly is actually hot as fuck in and of itself. there's just enough vague shape for your imagination to take over without it being dominated by concrete realism. even on the original resident evil 2 low poly claire drives me nuts and i never even played it as a kid. and some of the PS1 FF characters, hnng
>autism spectrum
more like huge queer spectrum
I jacked off to this exact image when I was about 10.
nigger
the sexual equivalent of preferring grease soaked garbage pizza that just fires your dopamine with raw input over gourmet pizza
Problem is that Lara was originally designed to be sexy and badass, not cute.
It was all we had
Does the little baby need his shit-filled diaper changed?
One of my early faps was the smash n64 naked samus flashing if she got hit by pikachu. Those low poly triangle tits were enough in the pre good internet porn days.
>food analogy
gay boy
Retard
prick
Go back to /vr/, seething nigger.
>Literally a thread about Laura's tits
>No front-loaded anvils jokes
seething underaged baby boy needs a diaper change
retarded manbaby virgin needs medication? Ohhhhh, the 37 year old basement dweller is crying.
Zuma!
Did mommy not use baby powder when she changed you? Is that why you're so cranky?
Bro just change your diaper and be done with it. No point in just letting the shit sit there, it's gonna make your ass itch eventually.
if you find low poly lara unfappable you really dont belong on this website.
I hope you know kids are jacking it to on model minecraft porn
Life wasn't as easy back then kiddo
Badddddd
Big bboooobies = gud gem hehehe
*Zarathustra
So the low test pussy likes flat chests, what else is knew?
>kids today will never know what it feels like for image to slow load in chunks on your trusty 56k modem
Fuck off incel
>not wanting to go on crazy adventures with TR2 Lara
Shit, already time for a diapey change?
lmao look at this fat ass virgin trying to act like a chad
TR2 is my favorite of the old games, it's up there as one of the best adventure games of all time.
I pray the fan-made remaster comes out eventually, but it most likely never will.
Try going outside once in a while, incel.
You might actually meet a real woman that isn't your mom.
>my favourite is the one that has next to no actual tomb levels and tons of dumb shootan against poorly made AI humans
You're the cancer who killed classic TR
I wipe my bung with dweebs like you after my morning shit, now please, continue getting worked up. I got plenty of diapers here.
what emotion is dook conveying here
Pretty much. First of the new trilogy was the most egregious with the whole "humanize the badass" bullshit. So much so everyone decided to ride the ludonarrative dissonance bandwagon because it was so jarring.
If it's any consolation, 1 is my second favorite. You can't deny that 2 was a good game though.
Frustration because Lara chewed all his gum
Hahahaha look at how mad the fatass virgin is lmfao.
It's honestly the only classic game (other than Chronicles, of course) that I can't stand playing.
Did she ever become old Lara in Shadow? I gave up after the first one.
If you weren't mad, you wouldn't be replying you butt-munch
Reply only if you are gay
Strange. That's 3 for me.
@458127763
Faggot
Still technically a reply, even though indirect.
Confirmed closeted gay.
That's brave of you to be so open about being a faggot
Why are you so obsessed with gays, fatass?
Perhaps because you're a faggot in denial who likes ugly women who look like men?
Calm down gay boy, unwad your panties
diaper*
Samefag
>faggot thinks anyone cares about what he has to say
Hilarious, really.
Stay rump-roasted
>"No-one cares, but I obviously do so I'm gonna keep replying since my ass aches so bad!"
Nice shop.
Careful not to choke on that cock in your mouth.
Not on this, we had Nudemods for this.
>not fapping to the most powerful, intelligent and deadly treasure hunter ever to grace any fictional medium
Lara is pure sex, in a fully emancipated, graverobber-killing, ancient unsolved mystery puzzle solving, arsenal of custom weaponry owning, awesome obstacle course containing mansion owning way. If her gunning down a saber-tooth before diving into a deep pool and swimming enticingly with simulated caustics refracting everywhere didn't do anything for you, there's every chance you must be gay or asexual.
>I-it's shopped! Ch-choke on cock!
Seething
You're embarrassing yourself
how the fuck do i find SFM shit of remastered, original looking lara? all tomb raider porn seems to just be nu-lara and she looks like some plain hapa chick
Chocolate Lara is best Lara.
I remember an interview of the original devs where they were proud of making the boobs larger by every game because they were stretching the limits of possible tech then(or some sort of, can't exactly remember anymore).
Reminder for this: Never sell your IPs or your company where there still is enough potential, some faggots WILL ruin it.