Jesus christ.. who can stop him??

We don't have to, but it's fun.

>epic boss
What kind of sick ass loots do I get if I kill him?

>Epic now being a legit competitor to Valve means Valve might actually start making games again.
>Yea Forums wants Epic to fail and Valve to have almost entire control of PC gaming's market share again.
You guys make no sense

A lifetime of free food, shelter, and all the gay sex you can handle (maybe more).

Consumers, Tim is a delusional cuck if he thinks Devs will make the decisions.

>Fucking valve drones don't you see EGS will make steam improve? Competence good monopoly bad
>Tim Cuckney keep saying he wants his own monopoly
Why are epic shills so delusional?

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Is an epic boss tougher than a legendary deathclaw?

Nice photoshop.

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>Odds=Death
>Even=Lives
Rolling.

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NOOOOO TIM NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY STEAAAAAM

This man is a sociopath clearly

Can you die.

We all will eventually. No use fretting about it.

HOW CAN STEAM EVEN RECOVER!?

No. Like, right now. Go die. It's not a suggestion.

I'm not who you were talking to . I was just reminding you that you're gonna die.

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the only reason I give a shit about pc gaming is all the ps2 era and older ports + emulation for things like gamecube/things not on steam I want
epic doesn't do any of that

Then why are you interjecting yourself fucktard.

Because you're getting emotional over meaningless shit. I figured you could entertain me for a few minutes and you did.

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based
pls genocide ALL sjws

We have to stop him

I feel like this guy is the real deal, an authentic autist who built shit from the ground up. I much prefer it to some business suit making all the decisions and reaping all the rewards.

Y'all act like you never seen a game launcher before
Missing core features being janky and poor
Shopping carts being six months to the line
And no regional pricing so that the costs would align (Yikes!)
It's the beginning of the "Ah wait, no way, you're kidding
there's no way it can compete with steam, now can it?"
"There's Origin too-" no, you idiots!
Origin's dead, hanging with uPlay up there!
Shill's love defending Epic Games
Lying, insulting and also taking the blame
"Look at you, using platform inferior to ours"
Increasing their chinese social credit score for hours
Yeah they prolly got a couple of screws up in their heads loose
But what can you do for the puppets that the chinks choose
Worst of the animals the bugmen ever let loose
was a man that turns pale even the shadiest of jews
His money goes to devs, the games come off the list
Exclusively on Epic Games Store, that's the gist!
Now what kind of message is delivered to PC players
when they're fucked in the ass worse than a US tax payers
Of course they're gonna fight back and be mad
And for people to say it's consumer friendly, that's sad
But if we can't and aren't allowed to pick from between
we're now supposed to side with little Timmy boy Sween?
They promise plenty updates every store have had for years
But echoing the one and only chant that reaches in your ears:

I'm Tim Sweeney yes I'm a real sweetie
all you filthy pcbros are absolutely seething
now won't the real storefront please rise up
please rise up, please rise up?
'Cause I'm Tim Sweeney, yes an FASD baby
every other platform has just lost their life meaning
now won't the steam platform please die out
please die out, please die out, please die out?

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*snap*
Hehe... nuthin personal, Gabe.

Emotional is when my dick gets caught in the zipper this is just Thursday. Now go haha yourself into your ass and suffocate.

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Yea Forums loves spyware and China, apparently.

>spyware
Drop this meme. You're just making yourself seem more retarded.

Says the one worshiping Epic because "hurr dey smash steam and make people mad dat is best ting!".

It's called triage.

You know it's hilarious how many people had big dick money and then fell hard. Guess why randy went to them.

I'm not. I'm just giving you advice so you stop embarrassing yourself.