I JUST WASTED ABOUT 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE BECAUSE I FORGOT TO PICK UP THE BULLET THAT CAN KILL THE PAST IN ENTER...

Why are nearly all of the stats hidden? Why are so many guns shit?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
OTOME FUNCTION WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?

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>preferring the literal nigger of the two house pets
Cat trannies are forever delusional
news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/11/dog-cat-brains-neurons-intelligence-study-spd/

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>took him 2 hours

My longest run is 55 minutes pussy hole.

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>IT I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF
But user, you don't have the bullets to do it.

>mommy i want my imbas at start just like in isaac waaaaaaaaa!~~

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based

That cat is adorable, I would adopt that poor guy and show him all the love and affection he deserves

Play as the gunslinger. His passive makes shitty guns usable since he gets auto synergies without needing the specific synergizing items.

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>uhm acshually dogs are for retards cats are for big brain people because they don't play fetch with you :))))))) *dies of starvation at 46*
Lmao

Pigs > stinky dogs and cats

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oink and porkpilled

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Away, bacon

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Based chlid-safety enforcer.

Godspeed, user, I'll be in your shoes by next week

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NEVER EVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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more blurry pictures of cat please

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lol

I literally just did the same thing right now. Gonna kill myself

Points for the style but why didn't based tigerbro just slice the thing in half?

>wasted time playing a shit game instead of playing something actually worth your time
common mistake for a mental amateur like yourself

t. Fag

Here you go

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lel

>100hours
>still can't get to the 5th floor

Stay snug as a bug in a rug Smug

FUCK CATS
FUCK DOGS
FUCK PIGS
GO DUCKS

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Cute

>Wasted time posting in a thread about a game you don't like because of your dead game general
Common mistake for a mental amateur like yourself, lil seethie.

heres my kot.
t. nigger

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cute

youre a livestock. not a pet companion

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What matters isn't the number of neurons, it's the organization. I mean, they actual claim that it's linear, double the neurons = double the smarts. By this logic, whales are hundreds of times more intelligent than humans and should be exploring the galaxy by now. I hate it when retards legitimize their retardation with pseudo-science.

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Fennecs >>>> All

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>GOD DAMN IT I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF
make sure you have the bullet this time

>take that back, cats are based

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i love those dogs
too bad most people think those are nigga dogs like pitbulls
ill get one someday

Lmao shit cat, faggot.

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cats are base-

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obvious as fuck shillpost
>i know if i type in all caps and act autistic nobody will realize i'm advertising

Use the Hunter to clear the first two floors faster with the crossbow so you can practice the harder floors.

say that to my face motherfucker and see what happens

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Yes, exactly.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>acts like an unrepentant soi faggot
>gets fucking shredded

Cats are based.

All asking for it. Cats were in the right.

>cry about dead indie games having threads on Yea Forums
>dont criticize borderlands for having 5 marketing threads at all times

Stay snug as a bug in a rug smug

>act like a fucking useless thot
>get STABBED IN THE EYE

Again, cats are based. Also, this bitch has no clue how to read cat social cues. This cat was really, really angry. Bushy, waiving tail, head down, ears back. Angry cat.

oh shit its Ari Shaffir!

sometimes i just start fuming man i dunno why.

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Eeeeeeeenter the gun

>Getting a pet that will lash out at you instead of letting it know who the fuck is boss around here

Catfags everyone

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Those things don't deserve to live. Ugliest fucking mutts around.

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I have had several cats in my life and not one has ever lashed out at me or anybody, as far as I am aware, because I'm not a retard. I train them, and when they're unhappy I don't taunt them by sticking my face in their face.

Post the deaf one.

how is this based? cat mauling the MAN who save and raised and feed him?

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umm, that pic was to incite that very response. good job faggot.

>that haircut
he had it coming

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>umm,
nigger

>Sperged out opening a PS4

He had it coming, also did he just rip the thing off of him? Why are those cuts so damn deep?

Pail of water > crummy animal creatures

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>Why are those cuts so damn deep
cat's fangs are 2 inches

Those aren't ordinary cuts. They were caused by a basedslayer cat.

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AAAAAAA

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Stay snug as a bug in a rug Smug

The ironic thing is that dogs have a far higher level of intelligence than domestic cats. Cats are pretty stupid because they never evolved to be social animals, lions are the only exception.

>Sperged out opening a PS4
I really, really wished he opened nintendo product

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did you notice that the most ruthless tyrant in history preferred cats over dogs?

Yeah Lovecraft was a sperg that anthropomorphized a stupid animal.

cosmosmagazine.com/biology/it-s-official-dogs-are-smarter-than-cats

>Not Ari Shaffur
Swing and a miss

sorry snoyboy, you guys are just as bad as nintendies

People forget that cats aren't as domesticated as dogs and are surprised when they show how they've survived as long as they have.

keep restarting floor 1 until you get really good shit or a really good start

Stay snug as a bug in a rug smug

Domestic cats are fully domesticated. They're just fucking stupid.

There’s better chances for good items on later floors. I’d only do pilot runs like that because he’s literal garbage

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
ENTER THE GUNGEON
ENTER THE GUNGEON

Domestication has nothing to with intelligence

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He should just do it on rainbow mode. It's super easy to get good shit and steamroll everything since a couple A/S rank items and weapons are better than a shitload of B and lower trash.

>sleep next to my cat
>he purrs until he sleeps and then snores and it's the most adorable sound ever
>sleep next to my dog
>he farts toxic gas in my face and I almost suffocate trying not to smell it
yeah cats are better than dogs

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I didn't say it did.

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just bought enter the gungeon
any tipps?
how do I use the ammo drop for marine with a controller?
sometimes he loses his helmet, how do i get it back?
what are the advantages of each class?

Refund it and get Isaac or Nuclear Throne, actually enjoyable games.

>just bought enter the gungeon
>any tipps?
Learn to run out of the way of bullets more than rolling out of the way. Rolling can be a guaranteed way to fuck yourself if you're not careful
>how do I use the ammo drop for marine with a controller?
Items are on RT or R2
>sometimes he loses his helmet, how do i get it back?
That's when he has armor, if you lose the armor he loses the helmet
>what are the advantages of each class?
Marine is default with good aim and reload times, pilot can hold 2 items, gets shit for cheaper, and can lock pick chests, Convict is good for fucking up, and Hunter is good to get through the first 2 floors easy

Test

Welcome back, user.

dios mio

>jawlet with numale haircut and reddit moustache
based cat

Feed meat to your dog not that absolute garbage dogfood that have cereal and vegetable derivates for a fucking carnivore.
My local butcher gives me meat that he'd throw away for a very low price, that's what I give to my dog

Nasty little whore had the cat executed too. Fuckin' cunt should have been fuckin' gutted and then raped by a pack of niggers.

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There arent that many instawin items in the game so dont rely on them. Learn the boss patterns they are gonna be the cause of most of your deaths. And while your at it try to perfect at least the first floor boss an extra free heart container is no joke. Dont be afraid to use guns on regular enemies youll get a feel for what guns are meant for bosses and what are meant for regular fuckers as you play. Hunter is the best of the default 4 gungeneers I think her gun is great and the dog is nice as well. I would not recommend pilot for a newbie as he is the most luck dependent. Marine is fine of course just nothing special imo.

Most people don't realise that, if a cat is crossing the line, you just put your hand firmly but not squeezing around the back of his neck, and saying "no" and he won't do shit until you let go, meaning you can move him to time out or pin him until he gets bored and calms down if he takes playing a little too far and gets a bitch scratchy. (though one time my dad did that and later my cat came up and bit him on the leg and walked off in a huff. Not hard though, cat's just hate the thought of losing)
Cats trigger their fight mechanic when they feel cornered or riled up to the point they just want to win the fight.
That's why when you see two cats fighting for territory they spend ages telling each other to back off. They don't really want to fight if they don't have to and just want one of them to back off, so usually one gives, the other chases a little bit, and then they both walk off as if nothing ever happened.
When a cat is pissed off its body language give it tons of warning. You would have to be stupid not to notice it. Likewise when a cat is truly relaxed it looks like it's about to melt it's so funny.

Idiot

>attacking a soi

based!

the dog was just playing but goddamn it was stupid, if a cat twice your size on a leash is backing off don't keep going at it or you'll get mauled

she got super lucky, cat could've gouged her eye out instead it scratched her eyelid

any pet can lash out at you even a tortoise can smash your finger dumb anime stupid faggot poster

Does anyone have the full clip?
Goddamn, I love dogs, but this is so satisfying to watch, pitbulls are a literal nigger breed.

>tfw my cat is a cunt because my mom let kids pull her tail and hit her and shit because my mom thought it would teach the kids a lesson
my mom's a retard.

hahaha

I had named my cat Miku thinking it was a girl but it turned out to be a boy.

The tiger tells him to back off like 8 times and the dog I think gets offended and tries even harder, like "I'll show you who's tough. I'm the toughest animal in the neighbourhood! Yaa!"

Based niggerman

how do I drop guns on the controller?

If it makes you feel better, I made it to the forge as gunslinger, taped the Makeshift Cannon to a gun, and lost because I did it the wrong way around and couldn't reload the cannon

This isnt google dude. Down on the dpad I think.

thanks :)
did marine originally have the ability to dual wield?
did they change that or am I just imagining things?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO BE BREAD

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I dont think so but I havent played since day 1 so I could be wrong. There are dual wield weapons in the game though. Even an 8 wield weapon if your lucky enough.

Ahem. FUCK GUNS AND FUCK KALIBER!

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>not Casey

I dont really need casey I have armor of thorns and blast helm. Im doin 300 damage a roll.

She's fucking based. I would have killed the cat myself.
I had a German shepherd when I was a kid, loyal and kind, best friend I ever had.
You could even take the food out of his plate when he was eating, he wouldn't do anything.
He never barked or showed his teeth at me. Meanwhile, your nigger cat would maul the shit out of you it was bigger. Cat are fucking parasites. You stop feeding them? Fine, They'll find a new owner.
Life is shit, the world suck, niggers ruin everything, but God gave the man a friend, a dog, so they can fight the hardships of existence together.

POST MORE CUTE OINKERS

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> the fucking hitmarker effect

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>tfw unlocked Gunslinger and Paradox on single run
also 100% achievement, it's strange that they didnt add new ones with DLC

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>the dog was just playing
you're a fucking idiot
pits have no survival instinct
once they go into pit fighter mode at random they will not come out of it until they're dead or their victim is dead

Yeah smart people want an animal that doesn't give a shit about them and lives rent free in their house. Dumb people want an animal that loves them and entertains them in return for their hospitality. Sounds legit.

lovecraft has aspergers and was probably infected with toxoplasmosis

Stay snug as a bug in a rug Smug

redpilled cat