Hey Yea Forums,
my wife and I have been really set on getting into Borderlands in time for Borderlands 3 in September, the problem is that I'm super into Dragon Ball Heroes atm, do I quit the game and play with her? Also DSP got married, what is your excuse?
>DSP got married and you didnt
>3 minutes ago
Just how obsessed are you with this eceleb shit?
Gay ass thread OP let's discuss something else like this Space Channel 5 reference in Undergrads
>This man
>Doesn't look attractive at all
>Can get a girlfriend
>Can get a WIFE
>had sex
>And I haven't
What the fuck is it. Why won't women just tell me what the fuck I'm doing WRONG I'm fit as shit, I have a decent look (some girls tell me that).
WHAT IS IT. WHY WONT GIRLS ASK ME OUT.
>implying that's bad
He's gonna get divorced and cucked by that whore.
How did you know my wife and I were gay for each other?
>DSP's wife is cuter than any girl that talked to you
You don't do anything out of your normal routine and make endless excuses about how you can't or don't want to.
Kat is still gonna get blacked though.
This isn't the first thread he's made either. His last one got deleted a few minutes ago.
>WHY WONT GIRLS ASK ME OUT.
I know you're baiting, but the type of girl that would ask a complete beta out would eat him alive and shit him back out in a month. Grow some balls
what is phil thinking? he hasn't even been with her that long and he married her?
is he mentally ok???
Explain.
her face is off-putting
Well there's your problem dingus, you're a guy, you're supposed to ask them out.
It's amazing how every single detractor knew this was happening, and his fanbase is still acting completely oblivious
>Also DSP got married, what is your excuse?
Haven't found a cute trap to get married to.
>do I quit the game and play with her?
You don't have to quit the game, just take it back a notch, and play with her more until she gets bored.
I know this is bait, but men ask women out, not the other way around. If a woman asks you out that should be a red flag.
Ask a girl out, dumbass. Don't turn into Elliot Rogers, who threw coffee at bitches because he never realized guys are supposed to ask the girls out
why do I have to ask them out. why can't they do it. I never asked a girl out before.
enjoy gette banned for spam
ur thread with this pic just got deleted dude
That was pretty based of him to throw that coffee at roasties though.
Didn't know about that thread when making this one
>If a woman asks you out that should be a red flag
why the FUCK is it a red flag I'm a godamn virgin you have to explain all this shit to me because I'm desperate at this point. 29 and kv with no dates or gf
>marriage meaning anything after 30
bitch please, he found some desperate roastie who has no idea just how awful he his yet.
Maybe just pin it and stop deleting them? This is a big moment in gaming, one of the oldest most iconic LPers is getting married.
>you're a guy so you're supposed to do it
Why should I have to put myself out there
this seems unfair
>its true
holy fuck i dont know whether to feel good for him or feel bad for her
>what is your excuse?
I don't want to bust my ass only to lose everything once she gets bored.
Ironic that Lucah married ProtonJon just a month ago and we got no threads about that. But one douche marries his horse and we get 2 of them
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Wow, shit.
Imagine being married to DSP.
She has an objectification and slob fetish, which is why she started living with DSP, since she's a viewer. It's not a secret she wants to be gas lighted and used like a maid by him and they both consented to it.
we're gonna have begging streams to pay for his alimony a few years from now
>is he mentally ok???
No. I hope his cult doesn't continue enabling him after this. Every one of his haters knew he would use his begging money for a wedding/proposal
Holy shit betas need to stop making excuses and just own that its only your fault. Not society or feminism, its YOU.
YOU need to make a change and be a man.
DSP has lived through a lot of retarded choices but even I'm not sure he can survive modern divorce.
>GUYS KAT IS PREGNANT
>the kid is black
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
It's weird how sometimes I forget I browse this site with a bunch of hopeless ugly beta-virgins with physical and mental health problems. Then posts like this remind me you all arent total Chad Thundercocks like me.
where is the 15 hours tevin video about this?
Stream soon.
Bugged heredity mechanics dude
in that order?
uhm it's tevin's fault
his fans really need to get a grip. this is the second time hes pulled this kinda shit and it was to pay for her flight visits and to move her ass in.
who knows how many of thsoe tax issues were actually real at this point. really looking forward to how hes going to weasel his way out of lying through his teeth to his fans.
He did 2 begathons to pay for his trip and wedding. The guy is an absolute madman.
>so uh get this okay, turns out my wife Kat *points thumb off camera* has a Jamaican Grandfather! *goat laugh* which is why our kid is so dark! *snorts* So all these stupid assholes on the internet saying she cheated on me, umm guess what...WRONG *crushes empty water bottle next to mic*, bottom line is Tymarcus is my kid
What does ElPresador think of this?
>Holy shit betas need to stop making excuses and just own that its only your fault. Not society or feminism, its YOU.
>YOU need to make a change and be a man.
Explain you asshole. Why the hell do I need to make the first move. Isn't feminism teaching women to be like men why arent they making the first move holy fuck
stop trying to be funny
you're not
It's amazing how Phil is doing better than LTG and Wings lmao I guess he has way more paypigs than them
It gave me a chuckle. Chill out Phil
DSP tells better jokes.
Is it just me or does Phil have more A-Logs than Chris Chan at this point?
Whiny little bitch gets no ladies. Gee, who'da thunk?
let the green roll in
swagginz plz go
he has jewtube cash
Ok Phil, whatever you say
Post face faggot
tips! ... i need them ... pretty badly
did they retard really get married right after begging and crying about how he couldn't pay his taxes
Isnt funny how I have more kids than Tevin, despite the fact that Tevin fucked Kat way more times than I did? Ackackack
>getting fatter
>sudden marriage
Yep PREGNANCY 100% confirmed
Did that fuck beat Sekiro?
i prefer a pene because it's easy to eat
>tfw married to a girl who doesnt play games but knows I enjoy it as a hobby and doesnt constantly nag me away from screen time
no such thing anymore
If a girl asks you out it means she's desperate, which means she's either an ugly hambeast or a complete nutcase
it's actually not funny because you aren't funny
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DSP has said repeatedly that neither of them wants children but he lies so much who knows
thnx for the money dummies
>dood my parents are dying i need to seem them right now please tip me so i can pay the trip
>gets married
It’s obvious he used the tax scam to pay for the trip+wedding+honeymoon. His fans are too stupid to realize this so that’s why he keeps doing said scams.
yes
>WHAT IS IT WHY WONT GIRLS ASK ME OUT.
>waaah why doesn't the world revolves around me? meee?
Because feminism is bullshit and 98% of women don't want to be the man in a relationship regardless of what they say publicly.
At this point you're probably the kind of guy that would ask if he could kiss a girl because you're so bad at reading situations.
You need to go out on a bunch of shitty dates with girls you probably won't even like or find that attractive but you NEED the experience and no im not saying you need to go out and have one night stands.