THE CHAD DSP does it again

THE CHAD DSP does it again

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Good for him

*snort* How was I supposed to know she would take half my stuff? *snort*

>marrying a fat girl who has small tits
yikes

why am I a permavirgin yet he gets relationship after relationship
where does he find those

>wife whips out penis
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

So I'm pretty aware of the cost of sessions for a prostitutes. How much would it cost to marry one?
He must've been saving up for a while.

thats a man baby

So that's what the "tax" money really is for

He just met her and he is already trying to get married, are you fucking serious, he is going to get divorced and ruin everything for himself. If he is in finical problem as he claim, he is going ruin his whole life.

make way for the real power couple

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>literally just met
>already getting married
ISHYGDDT

I'm more jealous of the fucking tranny Matt from TBFP married then that hog, but still, shes way out of DSPs league.
The only shit I've seen of her is her being disgusted by DSP, or just looking miserable. I'm sure this isn't going to last long especially how they rushed into it. They're gonna be broken up within a year.

How was he want to afford a marriage when he needs money for rent and taxes.

thats a yikes from me

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>DSP has had sex and you haven't

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>literally just met

how long? I married my gf after a year

KEK

He earns $10k a month. He's a prime candidate for a beta bux.

I wouldn't pop the question before 3 years.

>getting married
>chad
Pick one

good for phil

oh boy the nigger tevin is gonna have a field day with this. incoming 9 hours stream analizing this picture

This.

you don't know what you're talking about

couple years

lmao bitch looks like like the hookers in vtmb

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DSP can't lose. Of course she's going to divorce him and take half his shit, but he's going to make it in the end. He always does.

>gets wife pregnant
>baby becomes stillborn
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, what fucking bullshit was that God?

>date a girl for 4.5 years
>live together for 3
>about to get engaged
>she cheats
>dump her ass and start banging a new one a month later
a year is very little to settle down

wtf he's only been with kat less than a year and was with leanna for like half a decade

I wish him the best, while kiwifarms autists screech and die alone while making their shitty unfunny "this is how you don't play" videos

>This man

>Doesn't look attractive at all
>Can get a girlfriend
>Can get a WIFE
>had sex
>And I haven't

What the fuck is it. Why won't women just tell me what the fuck I'm doing WRONG I'm fit as shit, I have a decent look (some girls tell me that).

WHAT IS IT. WHY WONT GIRLS ASK ME OUT OR WANT TO FUCK ME.

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There's already a 10 hours Tevin video about it.

2 year minimum if you lived together and know eachother intimately. 3 years at best.

>goes for the divorce
>court hits him with "50% of your assets"
>WOOOOOWWWW, I LITERALLY CANT EVEN DODGE THAT WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT

g-guys you wont believe this..! KAT IS GONE! And she wants to keep the house, I am really gonna need your guys help..because I need a lawyer now to keep my mouse..wow.

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I have, though.

Damn, I wish I could earn 10% of that.

>she's pregnant
>kid is black
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

because you go on Yea Forums

>WHY WONT GIRLS ASK ME OUT
Women don't ask out guys 99.99% of the time. You can be the most attractive Chad on Earth and most women will still wait for you to make the first move. You can't just not try and expect to win, retard.

DID HE JUST MARRY A TRANNY
AHAHAHAHHAHHWSBHASMS
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I'm actually glad for the fucker.

because you shitpost on Yea Forums you needledick sperg

>decent looks, some girls tell me that
Girls don't tell attractive guys they're attractive.
In your case, they're virtue signalling. You're average at best and keep in mind women rate 80% of men as below average. Do you honestly think you're in the top 20%?

Max is married to an ugly Asian woman

Can't wait for the DSP JUSTed saga sponsored by Brendan Fraiser.

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>been dating a girl for over a year
>live in different countries
>see each other 4 times a year
>she hasn't cheated
If she's loyal miles away, she'll be loyal while living together.

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LOOK AT ITS MAN HANDS
also that dress is fugly