Which scenario would make for a better sexual horror game?

rate my wife

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just go ahead and post porn, niggers.

based

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Machines if we wanna go body horror like having humans converted into curvaceous sex bots.

Machines, especially if they look like Haydee.

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Hot

why the fuck ar eyou guys so fucking horny? you know there's a solution for that right?

Sauce?

People will be having real relationships with sentient robots in a few centuries, imagine that

Have sex incel

Masturbation?

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Have sex.
Also
>mass replying
Haha, you sure got us.

10/10 reveal, although you probably coulda skipped the first whole bit of the episode and started when they woke up

>customize the roboslut to look like a monster

Horny robots aren't scary
Horny monsters could be scary

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I want the succ

Creature: pin you down and roughly fucks you into submission
Robot: effortlessly milks your dick with high efficiency without showing any emotion

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Where the hell is this from? Looks familiar.

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That's a big predicament.

Robots may see you purely as a source of expendable fueld, herk your dick or pound your ass until you were empty, then killed you because you arent of use to them.

Or they'd rig you up and milk you at the exact time for maximum fuel, keeping you in a weakened state.

Creatures on the other hand are lust driven, making things more fun for you, but if they see you as disposable they would probably torture you for your cum, and youd probably die an awful death. On the other hand you could be kept as a breeder, and deal with a lot of shitty situations.

I would pick creature, because nothing beats cumming deep inside of a pussy

>robots have no emotion whereas monsters can possibly be tamed and are more wild / potentially cute
monsters

This is why robots don't appeal to me as much in this scenario. The she-beasts are also enjoying the sexing and I'm a super degenerate who loves the idea of a huge apex predator wanting to cuddle and hold hands with me.

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I have extremely high levels of testosterone that make me want to fuck all day every day. My sex drive has almost been the exact same for over a decade and a half, since I was 14.

I just have those "Fuck, breed, fuck breed, fuck breed!" genes screaming at me all the time.

monster

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I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster I want to fuck that monster

Source?

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>semen powered
Has anyone ever tested or theorized about using semen as a possible fuel source?

sauce me now before thread dies

Creatures. Machines are soulless and lack a motive to drive them, they serve to autonomously fulfill a function without a thought why.

depends on how monstrous we're talking
if its atleast humanlike then yeah creatures would probably win but if we're talking actual monsters then i would choose robots, especially if they looked like haydee

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wut dis frum???

whorror*

ftfy

Both for enemy variety.

THICC aliens

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simple robots powered by organic material have actually been made already

What about eldritch sexual horror?

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I prefer monsters.

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Creatures created and controlled by machines

source

giant breasted androids pls

>not talking sex with your bros
Through dick, unity.
Never forget that.

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>it's canon someone fucked her in some way
>dream fucking counts too with how the world works

Neither, the real answer is Succubi that will fuck your soul into non-existance and then destroy the world

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KOS WHY IS YOUR SON SUCH AN ASSHOLE

>that extra page with fem pyramid head

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>pin you down and roughly fucks you into submission
You don't like that idea?

>someone
Nibba it was Gherman. They have similar sounding screams.

Through dick, unity.

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You guys realize how scary Haydee is if she was chasing you down?

6foot7
450lbs
If she caught you, there would be no escape, you would be trapped to be a sex slave and milked for all your semen. You would never be able to get up, her weight alone would pin your entire body to the floor.

Imagine, for the rest of your life just laying there where she milks you like like a fucking cow. True horror right there. Webm related.

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Love, death, and robots. It's on Netflix

I'm pretty sure

Haydee being the machine rep annoys me

same artist of the Silent Hill one

odd you should post a xenomorph when those are just bio-robots

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Kos died while pregnant, which is really rare for Great Ones, I'd be pretty pissed too.

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>love for dick
thats gay

hot

you don't love your dick?

>hot

How wrong you are...

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kinda miss evolve

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why not both?

>He doesn't love dick
God you are such a faggot

user once said there was a sequel. Is it true?

One of my favourite doujin that I always come back to...

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yeah go look it up

it's only like 6 pages though

is this something I can watch in vr?

There's not nearly enough decent quality haydee r34. The Blender one from nodusfm is really good too

I would fuck ebrietas

faggot

>Tfw no creature that mates for life to snu snu and cuddle with.

What about giant robots that use you as toys

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You're implying as if that's a bad thing.

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Yes.

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Can the robots look like this?

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Alright, someone start posting Double Decks' shit. Lets just get it over with. Clearly it's the logical endgame for this thread, so let's just get right to it. Jesus christ. I honestly don't know why I even come to Yea Forums anymore. All I do is just end up masturbating.

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huge monster that can kill and eat you, but has a tender side and is actually loving and wants to raise a family with you is the supreme fetish and you need to have a high IQ to understand

How much would it cost to by the rights to Wraith? She's trapped in a dead game.

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just use sad panda

Already posted

I want to FUCK an eldritch abomination

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here's your ebrietas bro

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>fleshfags

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Anyone else agree this is just scary? To be pinned down by such a huge robotic woman?

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>normalfag taste

begone

Monsters are the patrician choice.

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>no assaultron

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>automatically jerk whenever you see lewd stuff
imagine having no self control

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Creatures, robots don't do anything for me. I prefer natural biological urges and real flesh and blood, with robots you might as well just be fucking a realdoll.

Those six pages better be Elder God Tier to warrant such a low amount of material.

really, just hire that specific artist and tell him make more similar shit is cheaper and means NEW monster waifus

I'd rather fuck god.

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>you will never be a lovebird

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There's a reason the image uses a covered fleshbag instead of any more popular robot

I'm scared stiff just imaging such a scenario.

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onahole monster

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I salute the brave anons who are going to get banned for posting such worthy material.

good lord have mercy

Good because nobody should want this. It's too scary to think about. Trying to run but you know she's much faster and has unlimited stamina to catch up and pin you down.

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Where do I put my dick in?

>double deck
god i wish one of his grays would come and abduct me

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You should hear all the website with audio. Very spooky.

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Alien Isolation but with incubus

based

>those pointy polygonal buttcheeks

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I still haven't gotten sauce and the thread is going to die soon.

machines but they can't be humanoid

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>This thread
whats better, a thread filled with intense porn that may get 404'ed at any moment or a safe thread with discussions and implication pics that will reach bump limit?

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>you'll never start a loving, caring family of you, her, and 24 wraithlets with her
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY GOD WHY

actual robots > fleshy cyborgs like haydee/toobie

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God I want to marry a robot.

I'm too scared to think straight. I need to relieve myself of this fear induced stress.

The later all of the time.
You can find porn everywere, but discussions and lore you can only have them in these kind of threads

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>trashcan lover

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>My mom has a body like that

>I have 13brothers/sisters

I don't know if I should slap my dad or give him a thumbs up.

Creature is scarier, no way to know how they will mate
Horny incels will think its going to be like regular sex when instead the creature could shove an ovipositor down your throat and pump your stomach full of eggs that will burst through your stomach and devour your body when they hatch
The androids are likely to just keep you in a cell attached to a machine that will constantly pump your dick with a vibrator up your ass to stimulate your prostate and milk more semen out of you

Can I fuck your mom?

You dumb nigger.
A kindly autistanon fixed your typo, yet you just used this pic again?
Fuck you.

God I cant wait for Haydee 2.

Thale maybe, Norwegian movie about cryptids that was pretty cool

Both. Both are good. If I had to make a hard choice, robots, but both is always better.

Slap your mom instead

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>shove an ovipositor down your throat and pump your stomach full of eggs
that's hot
>that will burst through your stomach and devour your body when they hatch
whatever ill take it

implying xenomorphs aren't sexy enough

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Nah. She got some surgery or something done so she can't get pregnant anymore. So my dad is kinda bummed out.

>the creature could shove an ovipositor down your throat and pump your stomach full of eggs that will burst through your stomach and devour your body when they hatch

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all of them

for they are warm wet and sucky

give her the D

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Appleseed Alpha

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>creature has a dick
>fucks you with it
>has two ejaculations, first is eggs being shot into your stomach, second is the semen that fertilizes it

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whatever warframe is

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guyver?

I remember an old /trash/ thread with an a idea of a Dead by Daylight Clone where you go against a rogue Haydee chasing shotabots and harvesting them by obliterating their boipussies with her giant futa robodong
There's also a regular haydee that will do vanilla things with them and keep their reserves empty so Rogue Haydee won't attack them and destroy their prostates

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it's bio-mechanical

basically aliens

is that what those fat ass bots are called

Creatures
because you could spin it it into a fight against "humanity" that fears and hates the mother of your children, and your children, rather than a lame Species rip off.

I am going to unironically steal the robots powered by cum for my text game.

>shota
>futa
just give me straight femdom, thanks

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Good job calling this thread out.

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A fleshy metal puppet.

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I assume unicorns count as creatures?

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Tenno SCUM

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hmmm
yeah i would

there was actually one earlier today too

>tfw posted in that thread too
i only come to Yea Forums for degenerate smut threads and /van/ threads

There'd obviously be options for what could happen.

Can Warframes even speak?

Then stop coming here. Go to /h/.

>Make a thread about an actual game with some pantyshots
>deleted
>A thread filled with actual porn
>no problem

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>hit bump limit
You horny bastards never cease to amaze me.

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/h/ fucking sucks

Weird, 'cause the images in here focused on tits were removed, while the ones focused on ass were not. Thus I would've thought your game about pantyshots would've been just fine, since it's about asses.

Not as impressive as that JAV thread that had outright porn go on for 700 posts

>tfw having a niche fetish that gets barely any artwork
aaahhhhhhhhhh..........!

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Based

Yet a place that is completely unrelated to what you're looking for is somehow better?

We had a Sekiro thread filled with loli/shota porn, and it got archived without a single one deleted.

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for pure horror, creature has the highest capacity for success.
an actual fully fledged horror game with sexual themes when?
makes me wish giger was still around

It's a containment thread so there's not 6 more popping up in its place

HAHAHA

>You will never be an inventor and make a robot
>Said robot will never gain sentience and go overly protective of you
>Said robot will never decide the best way to make sure you don't get tempted is to fuck you with it's dick frequently and lovingly

It hurts to be a gay robofag.

>have a mask/featureless face fetish
>Figure that shit like Power Rangers or Sentai would have this in spades
>almost every single bit of porn about it have them take the fucking things off

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what is it?
link

Yeah I've noticed a lot of porn threads getting posted recently without much getting done. Like this one. I mean the occasional porn thread once every few months is fine, but its starting to be a problem.

this is how you do real monster girls

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Based and redpilled
I want to fuck Ivara

Wait, Sekiro has lolis?

user is right. Later, losers.

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Calling bullshit

its this

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Yes, and a shota.

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GOD taste

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>lips

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You still there?

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What, like hmofa?
I'm pretty sure you can find plenty, if you like dragons.

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The webm is cool because we can't help but want to fuck Haydee, but an actual eternity of it would be a nightmare.

Video games.

>those lips
MUH
DICK

damn that look like it would smell bad

I wouldn't mind dying from over milking.

Machines. Ever since 2B I've wanted to fuck a sentient machine. I'll probably be dead before we have that technology though

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I hope you all get desensitized from porn and cannot get an erection anymore.

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source me

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Easy, the machines will keep alive for maximum efficiancy and semen production.
The creatures wont care if your scavenging or foraging for food, they will always be prowling about, not giving anything in return.

That sounds really cute and sweet. I wish that could happen.

Not him, but I would like it. Pretty please.

powa renja

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I hope you have a nice day.

ToQgers

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[Yuuki Ray] BF Bitch Fuckers Hardline (COMIC Masyo 2015-06)

THATS HOT

Yes

Machine based survival horror. You play as a scientist working in a sex robot development facility, but something goes wrong and they begin hunting down and fucking the staff to death so you try to escape.
The main gimmick is that the androids are pumping aphordisiacs into the air, making you slowly hornier over time. Eventually, you outright need to have sex with a sexbot, or you'll die. Having sex in this near maxed out state will drain you and take away some health, but will reset you back to zero.
Add in some non-linear puzzle solving, some scripted semen-drainings and health refills at save points and I think this could be a decent game.

>>Haydee fapfic that was literally penis inspection day
I NEED THIS YOU FUCKERS

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Thanks!

GO GO POWER RANGERS

High IQ Ubermensch reporting in.
Just imagine having a monster that can rip tanks apart ride you gently but firmly as she digs her claws into your chest. Just imagine cumming inside her alien womb thinking you can rest now, only to have her pump you for another 2 hours until you're completely drained of semen. She then goes out to hunt and drops several mauled deer in front of you so you can regain your strength and sleep with a full belly as she coils around you for warmth. As you rest your head on her semen-filled belly you can almost hear the hell spawn she's cooking up inside of her--hell spawn which will be as big as you when they leave the womb but will still respect daddy's authority.

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>Double decker
That man has ruined doujins for me
Literally cannot fap to anything but that silent hill nurse

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I would actually pay money for more

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Creatures, always

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Sus

SFMs NEVER EVER

ENJOY YOUR GOBLINA TRISH NICO AND LADY

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I want him to make another doujin but with FemPyramid.

YOU WILL RETRACT THOSE WORDS SER

>horror
no, I don't think so

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That depends
am I supposed to be aroused or afraid
aroused - machines (I do want to fuck them)
afraid - creatures (I don't want to fuck them)

why do machines have fat ass these days

>tfw no Double Deck Warframe doujins

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I mean sauce

Because the average Yea Forums poster is 14 years old

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that cat is me and the thing holding me is my monster waifu btw

MGS4 had such good designs

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True beauty

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Nothing more scary than deep space

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>implying robots won't chop you up and simply cut your scrote/gooch open to extract semen directly from your vesicles.

Who is to say that they'd leave your limbs on, or give a shit about any pain you are in?

Truly a crime against humanity.

Both, and they're fighting over the remnants of humanity

Oh for fucks sake. It hasn't even been a day and we're already lewding the black hole.

AHH why can't this be real
PLEASE

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FUCKING BASED.

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I'm gonna fuck that black hole.

>human on monster
>impregnation

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Atleast your spaghettified dick will be kilometers long.

imagine the suction

Go my brother. Repopulate and make us grow again! Bless you for you are doing the deed nature assigned to you!

A average human's penis will be tiny next to a monster's puffy pussy

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I feel the exact same. It doesn't matter what it is, all I know is that if its female and sentient I must fuck.

Anons... what would the advertisers think if they saw this thread?

Is it time for another public banning thread?

also bump

my brother
i know exactly how you feel

Advertisers? In MY Yea Forums?

Please don't tell them.

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this shot is absolute kinography

That's what unbirthing was invented for.

>AWW SHIEEET MY NIGGAS

Doesn't matter, had sex.

if i was an advertiser id buy 20 million dollars worth of ads personally

"This is the perfect website to start advertising our monster dildos and onaholes!"

Seriously, why sites like Bad Dragon haven't become Yea Forums advertisers yet baffles me.

Not completely true. Tigers, lions, gorillas, bears, etc are much bigger than humans, but we have bigger dicks than all of them and can fuck way longer than all of them. And before you bring up horses, they only last 10-15 seconds and mares can orgasms, but a stallion will never be able to make a mare orgasm because they're shit at sex and all pleasure centers are centered around the front of a mare's vagina for some reason. Also you have shit like dolphins who have literal water tight vaginas.

Sometimes the advertisers are just as bad as we are user
this is an actual ad for a gun

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>not a virus that mutates human bodies to serve the one and only purpose of fucking

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Do you think humans are the only species in the universe depraved enough to rule34 a black hole?

Surely with the sheer size of the universe there must exist an alien species as perverted as us. There are more planets than grains of sand on earth, so I have high hopes. I hope that one day we can share our ideas and artworks with aliens and form an alliance based on our mutual interests.

>massive creature
>extremely sensitive
>she has full body shudders every time you move inside her

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JANNIES!!!!! THERE ARE P*RN THREADS ON 4CHANNEL!!!!
JANNIES JANNIES JANIIES!!!!
HELP IM SEEING NOT SAFE FOR WORK POSTS ON A WORKSAFE BOARD
HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

Perversion goes up with sapience. Look at dolphins and all the degenerate sex stuff they do and think about how smart and sapient they are.

>TFW no qt3.14 hulder waifu

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Monster Robots..

You are not alone in this pain, brother

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I want to fuck that pistol

Why do you think j-list advertised onaholes here?

You'd think that, but humans are total chads when it comes to fucking. We've got the biggest dicks of all great apes and can last for ages.

>lewd image OP
Aw Shit, here we go again.

Someone post that wall of text about Dolphin poon and how better it is than Human vagina.

mutual interests of what gets us off
through dick, unity

JANNIES!!!!! THERE ARE P*RN THREADS ON 4CHANNEL!!!!
JANNIES JANNIES JANIIES!!!!
HELP IM SEEING NOT SAFE FOR WORK POSTS ON A WORKSAFE BOARD
HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

Wanting to fuck guns is one of our prerequisites. Welcome aboard.

we aren't even the only species on earth that degenerate
id argue dolphins are even worse, they'll fuck ANYTHING

I saw an ad for a local Baptist Church the other day and actually laughed out loud

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My little iron become the big iron at the though of either scenario, but as far as horror goes creatures, but i would make them drain their mates to death as the horror aspect otherwise it's just /d/ fetish.

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>captured by a wraith and taken to the wraith hive
>they all forcibly breed you for weeks
>eventually the biggest and strongest wraith takes you as her permanent mate
>violently fights off smaller, weaker wraiths that try to steal you from her
>she's in perpetual heat and breeds you constantly, milking your cum into her almost painfully hot pussy every hour or two every day
>the hormones in her musk steadily make you more and more addicted to her scent and her body, and eventually you become completely dependent on her
>she showers you with tender affection when she isn't breeding you, always pressing her body against yours and cooing and hissing softly in your ear
>you notice her belly is swelling after several months

Yes, but would they dive into a black hole dick first? I didn't think so.

What's up with Dolphins anyway, Bottlenoses are all fucking sociopaths, meanwhile Orcas are pretty smart and while they sometime get on a bit of a sadism streak with seals they're way more chill

Yeah, dolphins are basically sentient rape machines that get high off puffer fish for fun. They're basically us, except underwater.

Machines

there's actually quite a few animal abhumans approved by the Imperium and are allowed to live and fight in the IG like the cat people and then you have everything dealing with the space wolves

Don't worry, that pistol is gonna fuck you with its $5000 price tag

I'm pretty sure dolphins are actually sentient. Like, at least as smart as children levels of sentient. This coupled with the fact that they don't have hands leads to some interesting ways to pass the time.

Why must I be born on this boring planet devoid of monstrous horny creatures?

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idk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Howe_Lovatt
dolphin killed itself because he wasn't allowed to fuck his human trainer

Dude, post the source

Orcas are literally giant dolphins. Even scarier is orcas can learn to "speak" dolphin.

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welcome to Yea Forums dumb newfag, it's been like this for over a decade

please god let me jump into the black hole and emerge in the universe where im allowed to have a wraith gf pLEAse god ill do anything

damn fincels

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Who said it was devoid? You are the horny monster, user.

You mean sapient. Even bugs are sentient.

>horror game?
Machine.
Space Station 13 has proven this repeatedly.

A living creature can sometimes sleep, needs to rest, be satiated for a time, or be escaped from due to limited senses, or even defeated if their body is weak enough.

A machine can look through a thousand eyes, never rests, is much stronger than you due to being made of purely artificial means, and is never satisfied until its program has run its course; and if its program has no end, you're FUCKED.

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Stop sexualizing horror.

5

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Source?

i didnt post p*rn though

you responded to it

Orgyns and ratlings are way more human then the heresy in this thread, this is full on chaos corruption

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I am a horny monster with no compatible mate. The only monstrous characteristic human females have is their disease ridden vaginas.

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>greentexts are porn

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You've triggered my dick and you must pay for giving this unattainable desire.

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user please, my heart can't take that kind of pain.

based and dick pilled

This

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Are the creatures like the MHG bestiary? If so I would prefer that.

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It can eventually corrode

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this is a canon 100% emperor approved abhuman that serves in the IG and is even outfitted by them

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the creatures. god i wanna fuck something alien fuuuuuuuuuuck WHY CAN'T XENO GFS BE REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN THE WRONG GENERASTION FUCKING DAMNIT ITS NOT FAIR

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One isn't enough. All or nothing.

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Nah I know that Orcas are really dolphins than actual whales, but what I'm saying is that comparing their behaviors with one another is like comparing a high school delinquent caught tagging a wall vs a serial killer caught with bodies under the floorboards

>betraying your mate
>after she fought off all her sisters to claim you as her own
>when she's pregnant with your child

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zenmai kourogi
Just a fair warning, the art isn't exactly "conventional" or "aesthetically pleasing"

N... NO IT'S NOT!

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>tfw no game where you try to escape living hell from an obsessive AM-tier machine but with love instead of hate

I'm gonna fap to alien monster girls and you can't stop me you old snownigger.
At least we're not gay like most of this site is at this point.

If 5 then I will get isekai'd to a universe where the world is dominated by aliens and a female one will capture me, forcefully breed me for months and fall in love with me.

>TFW this will literally NEVER be you

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She was pretty sweet too. 10/10 waifu material

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According to a new study 30% of males 20-30 are now sexless, the proportion on Yea Forums is going to be higher than average.
A more normal percentage is around 8%.

Nuh uh uh user, you have to stay here and suffer with the rest of us

fucker

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but i'm not posting porn
nor am i a mod
I'm just supplying sauce

*snatches your 5 and gets your dream scenario instead*

nothing personnel, kid

she's even more kind in the original short story book

you seem very knowledgeable about these things user

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>canon
bullshit.

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Dicking a monster and becoming its mate is one thing. Becoming the alpha male of a group of monsters and having the power to control and lord over them is another. And it is the superior of the two tastes.
Its good to be king, user.

my grandfather had a horse farm and you pick up this shit from being on this site too long

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>you pick up this shit from being on this site too long
This is far too true. This site warps you and your soul.

MY FUCKING DICK

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>becoming the alpha male in a hive of exclusively females that are all twice your size and can kill you in an instant
>not wanting to be the lifemate of the alpha female and have her dote on you while you give her innumerable children over the years

>458103853
Shut up faggot

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my wife is pretty scary

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Agreed, would wife. And fuck it, if she keeps me alive in the pod then so shall it be.

Oh babby, I'ma have to read it

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No.

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my fucking DICK

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God damn it Yea Forums now I want to go spirit haunting at some abandoned buildings so I can fuck a cutie ghost. You did this to me.

Not even kidding when I say that the very first fucking thing I thought when I saw that new black hole picture was "it looks like those donut assholes that some porn artists draw".

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Is this a bot or an user to stupid to actually reply to the ACTUAL pornographic posts/images?

Robots for better SEXUAL horror.
Creatures for better sexual HORROR.

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if this thread is moved to /trash/ at bump limit it confirms a mod was watching and is BASED and didn't delete it on purpose

I've never seen an image that projects harder than this.

>becoming the alpha male in a hive of exclusively females that are all twice your size and can kill you in an instant
I think you're starting to get it.

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Human male on monster female is the purest love and even the mods know it

see

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not a bot, just one really dedicated spastic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_the_Aquila_Rift

Wait a minute, 700 fucking pages?

which story is the one in love, death, and robots?

monsters because the monster is on the outside

>elders beaten
>bunch of aliens now stuck on Earth and free on mind control
>many adapt and get weirded out by how quick humans befriend former enemies
>vipers when they realize how many free males are around now

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/trash/ bump limit is 300.
They're keeping it up on purpose.

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You know you're just bring the thread closer to autosage by spamming right?

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I miss evolve, it was a good game with a terrible godawful fucking garbage marketing team behind it

>someone in this thread is so buttmad about one off topic thread
Get over it and play some video games for a change, you fucking loser.

Stfu Snitch Nine

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Creatures is the only viable choice here since they want you for sex not as a food source, robots would probably put you on a milking machine.

Oh... no... how horrible..

I heard it was a bad game with an idiotic dev team behind it but the wraith is the sexiest monster I've ever seen in a game

Probably because they're currently fapping to all the posts ITT

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>tfw big dick gigachad for 16 foot tall space alien semiferal beasts of a strict matriarchal nature obsessed with procuring and nurturing you

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>ywn get double hugged by a queen

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fuck please why can't I have an alien queen wife

>when you realize this will never be you

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Thats my wife

reminder that girl monsters is just anime women in outfits!!!

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You're a weird little monkey, OP...

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How retarded is it to pay some random hooker to dress up in a custom suit just like that and ride me

Are ghosts considered creatures?

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>Tenno SKOOM
ftfy

yeah probably

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This thread is a fucking blessing

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Ghosts are just dead humans, so no

Nah. Also don't try it. Some user on /x/ did and he died.

What will it be Yea Forums?

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that bulge is canon btw

Wait
Is this actually fucking power rangers
Yo what?

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based janny not deleting the thread on purpose

>no blind dating service with alien monster waifus looking to learn about humanity
>you'll never meet at a nice but casual restaurant and see your date crammed into a family booth, taking up almost the entire space
>you'll never have a great night and the head back to your hotel room to make it even greater
>you'll never whip out your perfectly average 5.5 inches and hear the shocked gasp of someone 10 times your mass inhaling sharply
>you'll never learn that males of her species are considered godly hung at 4 inches
>you'll never see her alien features contort in an expression that is somehow unmistakably nervous excitement as she says that she'd heard the stories but didn't really believe

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STOP. FUCKING. WITH. ME
stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop

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I thought I was the only one

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You got a pretty wife user, does she have a sister

Nah, it's the Japanese version that Power Rangers adapts.

nice

And based spamming retard trying to get the thread to bump limit, he's trying so hard

You're not alone in this, user. We're all men of culture here.

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Super late to this thread so I'm not going to check if this was suggested, but why not both? A stealth game where you have to hide from both robots and monsters at war with each other who use humans for the reasons listed in OP.

I rather kiss this.

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Brothers.... I'm home...

Because you only have one dick so they'll end up fighting each other

based nyo

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No, it's from Super Sentai
youtube.com/watch?v=4O2pSX82A4I

>trying to decide if it should rip your fucking face off to eat or run away
Truth be told, if something like this actually happened, I wouldn't know what to do. I value my life more than I value supernatural pussy, but god damn do I still want to try to find a way to have both.

>you have shit like dolphins who have literal water tight vaginas.

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All three, I'll even pay to do it twice.

Patrician taste

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Imagine being this much of an insufferable autist.

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You'd get forced feed constantly by nutrition your body need and aphrodisiacs, you'd stay their until you die like a cattle who's only value is his semen.

good to see a man of taste on this site

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Welcome home user.
youtube.com/watch?v=SVi3-PrQ0pY

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Yes, and?

Is this a suggested premise or are you answering my question? I did say they'd be at war with each other. Also the question was rhetorical.

see

Yes, yes!

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Jesus, look at that manlet. Nidoqueen is like, 4 feet tall.

Haha shit yeah I remember that

Creatures, of course, being hunted and raped by monsters is far worse than pumping your seed into robots to keep them fueled.

THEY DELETE THE SPAM

MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS
MODS = GODS
>MODS = GODS

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e-hentai.org/g/750678/0ac7024fdd/

Dear God, don't remind me of the study that show how mares brains get fried up after repeated orgasms with a human mate to a point they become addicted to it to a point they get premature waterworks just from seeing their human partner from a distance.

Horsecock can't compete with human stamina.

test

me on the left

I always found Nidoqueen really attractive, this shit started early on.

please dont tell me things like this

I hate that none of this is real.
I hate that none of this will ever be real.
I hate knowing I'll never be able to fulfill my fantasies.
I will kill myself over this one day when the pain becomes too strong and life isn't worth living anymore.

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2883399

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>retard spammer tries to get thread deleted
>gets banned and all his spam deleted

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Which is for you to shut up

Is there a high quality webm of that scene yet?

I have this but more with aliens/androids/AI/Psychics, just things with a ton of power or objective improvements over my own biological abilities

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Symbiotes definitely count.

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would that I were so close to enlightenment

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the non subtle chest and waist design doesn't help at all

>Someone did a study on male human on female horse sex
In what fucking country did something like that get approval?

MODS CONFIRMED TO BE MONSTER/CLANG PUSSY ENTHUSIASTS

I just like seeing cartoon titties on my vidya games. I play games for fun, titties are fun to look at.

Elephant artificial insemination is similar. The female will only let her favorite human guy masturbate her for the tube of elephant jizz and it also increase actually increases pregnancy chances when it's done by the human she likes.

True, but now I want to be held down by a strong monster and I'm pretty sure it started there.

And where would I find more information about this study. Trust me, I'm a Biology major, this is purely educational.

probably canada

I require source

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>The way those balls flatten out
>"THOSE COULD BE MY BALLS NEXT!"
Fuck.

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>tfw you will never get sucked off by a snek

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birds are fucking degenerates too
earthtouchnews.com/wtf/wtf/behold-the-falcon-sex-hat-a-species-saving-hump-helmet/
i hate that i know this

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Based jannie.
He actually earned his pay today.

I'm sorry for our equine posters, but science backs up that mares do develop a human cock addiction.

Some stables even used to use a human decoy to get the mare wet and willing to mate with a stallion, what they don't tell you is that the mare was actively lusting for that individual.

Mares that get orgasms from human penis become ridiculously attacked to that one male to a point they even ignore terrain to get to them, the lust supersedes the timid nature of the horse when it comes to gaps and deep water.

Their lust for their human partner is bigger than the fear of hurting themselves.

Sorry stallions, mares made their choice.

source on that shit RIGHT NOW

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Based and girl-monster pilled

The library you fucking undergrad. Check zoology and anatomy.

Patrician taste. I love that wholesome shit and it's so much better when you throw in power gap moe.

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Yeah I follow, I don't really have that going on but I can see it in the design

That's a swan that's the same that got since attention recently.
She's one of the list females of singer endangered species but she keeps murdering males they try to get her to breed with, and it turned out it was probably because she had fallen for one of her handlers and he had to hit on her like a male swan to get her to accept the artificial insemination.

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Now it's not like I don't believe you, because I know mares are horny as fuck, but you wouldn't happen to have a source on that info would you

they'll play with your bumhole and prostate for more effective semen harvesting, also it's just a closed off bed with your vision covered by a box screen constantly playing pornography of your own taste, the only stimulation you would received is the syncing milker in your pen0r changing depending on the porn showed in the screen, you have no choice what porn can be showed, it is specifically and calculatedly made by an AI who's sole purpose is to milk you effectively constantly changing to feed your endless desire, you became so much of a slave to your own desires that you will reach the most heinous want to release the semen.

You are a treasure user

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You forgot this one too

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If life on Earth is just as perverted as us...then how fucked up are aliens?

Beastiaity wasn't illegal in Florida till like a year or 2 ago, it makes sense now why central Florida is full of horse ranches lol

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that was a crane
-> birds get imprinted on the first they see when porn, a lot of birds in captivity only want to fuck the zookeepers because they think theyre human too

>porn
fuck
born

Male and female ostrich will perform mating dances/displays to humans if raised around them long enough.

even more so

Yes I'm sure I it will be very easy to find this study in the 10,000's of other studies about horses out there with no other information I could actually use to search for it in a database or journal

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Wait a minute wait a minute

what game/show/whatever is the bottom left? I know I've seen that before

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duck dodgers

>porn

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Duck Dodgers. That alien chick lusts after not Daffy and he gives her the ole NWF.

sounds like a pretty cushy gig my dude

Duck Dodgers

Surprised this still hasn't gotten deleted. Based jannies

Queen Tyra'knee or something, same species as Marvin the Martian

sauce and before you say it has the name nothing comes up when i type it

see

any, aslong as you get an organic biomech suit that keeps you warm at night

think about how civil this thread is compared to most other threads on Yea Forums

>tfw no preggo wraith gf

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That looks like the artificer, is this a risk of rain thread?

>xeno thread is gonna reach the bump limit
today is a good day for Yea Forums(nel)

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It's actually around 6 different studies that were bundled up by a /k/ poster some years ago talking about how does are just like horses and keep coming for more.

Let me see if I have it saved and if I can link his sources.
Coincidentally if I recall one study about animal dopamine levels regarding human interaction came from this state, some of the most hardcore studies on horse infatuation with human dick come from Europe though and one about deer/horse wives from China.

What about a sapient suit that loves you and when you wear it thinks she is hugging you?

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>not Daffy
Wait what, that's not Daffy Duck? What the fuck?

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How long do you think their gestation period is

Haydee, you pleb.

No, its Duck Dodgers you goober. Not Daffy Duck.

Longer than a humans probably

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scicurious.scientopia.org/2012/01/13/friday-weird-science-is-that-ostrich-flirting-with-me/
Reminder that "huge" male birds cannot compete

>deer wives
I need everything you know. This is a matter of board se/k/urity.

I've heard that about does actually, reminds me of another /k/ poster who talked about harvesting doe musk to attract bucks by wrestling a doe down to the ground and sticking a vibrating egg in her pussy, if I remember right he said he and his buddy kept her pinned for a while and just let the egg buzz away and after like half an hour or so they didn't even have to hold her down anymore

When they decided they had enough doe cum they turned the egg off and she didn't even try to get up or run away, she just laid there on the ground breathing heavily

it's vipery-07
tumblr is vipery-07art

hnnnnn

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I like the idea of a robot efficiently milking you, along with the idea that the robot learns to enjoy lewd acts. Yeah she begins pretty efficient, but they'll start to learn specific patterns from separate individuals and exploit them to make their targets reach orgasm even quicker.

Creatures would be interesting too, but I like the idea of robots more. Nobody ever said they had to be emotionless.

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based and funpilled

the future cant come fast enough

Dodgers is Daffy put into cryosleep for a few centuries and then revived.

I'd hope it would be shorter so I could give her dozens and dozens of children

/k/mind

Based rube poster

There was also the Arkansas user that unga bunga'd a deer while hunting. I avoid Arkansas now.

>bump limit
We did it Yea Forums!

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gonna leave this classic here before the thread dies

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My fetish is to have a very small creature waifu crawl inside my testicles and drink my semen straight from the source. I wonder if its pleasurable to have your balls licked from the inside.

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this is the second thread, exactly like this, that got to bump limit today

>hit bump limit
Sometimes you're alright, Yea Forums.

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Be honest, are you really surprised we're all xenophiles to some degree?

I despise this worthless reality with no robots and alien waifus.

Pretty based thread

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Cheers lads

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I'm in the monster camp too ( I love these pastebin.com/dHd9iFCN ), but a bunch of terminator sex bots hunting you down sounds hot, especially if they have personalities and range from almost an android like Jenny Wakeman to full machine like Glados.

You did good today anons and mod who banned the spamming autist.

What if sex crazed aliens invaded, and humans created robots to fight back, but the robots became too protective of humans. Now there's a war between robots and aliens with humans trapped in the middle.

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Reminds me of that alien story where they stick a thin rod down your dick to taste your semen in your balls.

Don't have the fic anymore.

>sounding

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>Haydee webms still up
MODS = GODS

Not really my fear of the unknown is surpressed by my urge to colonize.

No matter how Eldritch she is, you can always fuck it sideways.

Jannies, you have gained my respect (just for today) for not deleting this thread.

Reminder that a xeno a day keeps the depression at bay

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Attaboy