Why is Kirby crying? Where is he going?
Why is Kirby crying? Where is he going?
Luis Gray
Juan Morales
On a new adventure away from it all
Bentley Price
Or for some tasty cake or tacos idk
Grayson Cruz
It's been years. Years. He may have tasted some choice meals throughout, but in the end, Dreamland has become a burden on his soul. He doesn't know how long they'll last without his protection, but he's hoping that no savior is better than a disgruntled one.
Ryan Smith
Because Star Allies will be the last 2D scroller Kirby for quite some time. The next Kirby game is gonna be full 3D.
Sebastian Collins
on a action packed trip to detroit
Camden Thompson
He is going to meet up again with all of the friends he left behind in his older adventures.
Elijah Adams
he's going home, kirby is cancelled
no more games
Dylan Roberts
Off to a reboot of the franchise.
Connor Walker
Because he has been garbage in Smash since Melee.
Grayson Williams
>this summer...
>everyone's favorite pink marshmellow...
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to King DeDeDe played by Danny De Vito* Sheez cut it out!
>*New Rules by Dua Lipa starts playing* One: Don't pick up the phone
You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone
>*A guy wakes up with a hangover, hits his head and shouts "POYO"
>Phone rings
>MK is calling
>We need to get shit done
>Kirby, played by Jonah Hill "Oh, poyo, not this again"
>MK, played by Kit Harington, knocks on the door "COME, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE"
>Kirby: "I don't think I can do it, not after last time"
>MK: You only lost because that Kevin, or King DeDeDe as he calls himself, cheated. I believe you can win the Gourmet Race
>two friends
>Kirby *cough* POYO
>MK: JUST RELAX, LET IT COME TO YOU
>it's the race of their lives
>King DeDeDe: "Bwahahaha, you can't beat my game, bring the chili dogs"
>*Walter Dee brings habanero chili dogs*
>*King DeDeDe smells them*
>"Yep, it's gonna be one of those nights" *rubs belly,* *belly growls*
>some Omeprazole is needed
>*kirby shown gagging*
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*MK dressed in Drag*
>Kirby "how is this going to help me eat faster? "
>MK "if you don't puke to this, you're golden"
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*Walter shown with a gordo plushie*
>this summer race to the tables
>*montage of every time they say "poyo" in the movie
>KIRBY
>Kirby: Gourmet Race.
>Get the Poyo Froyo popcorn combo at your local Cinema for a chance to win a Nintendo Switch signed by Sakurai
Tyler Morgan
Gavin Price
>Reboot
I know that's going to happen, but it still worries me.
Chase Scott
because he hasn’t had a good game in years
Christian Sullivan
It was the last update for star allies so it was a goodbye from HAL and the development team
Nathaniel Sullivan
The threads leading up to Star Allies release and subsequent DLC were full of shitposting but still the most fun I've had on Yea Forums in years. Now Kirby threads are a wasteland that archive constantly. I want to go back bros...
Josiah Murphy
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Colton Martinez
Posting this again
Caleb Gonzalez
thingken of food
Charles Foster
I wish shadow Kirby and void were dream friends instead of dark Meta knight and the mage sisters. Coincidentally, they’re both related to kirby
Hunter Davis
This makes me sad desu
I just want Kirby to be happy with his friends eating food but he always endangering himself to save his home and homies
Xavier Clark
Nah, the threads leading up to the release became insufferable.
Jose Wood
Anyone got that pic of Marx with Fat Albert's head? I forgot to save it last time it was posted.
At least he doesn't cause planets to explode constantly like Samus does.
Isaiah Gutierrez
To a better franchise.