>*joins your guild*
*joins your guild*
Would
Triforce makes a good target when pulling out
*start micspamming garbage*
youtube.com
>*crawls in your bed while you're trying to sleep*
sorry no white women allowed in this guild. shoo.
Yikes.
Remove the garbage on her mouth and on her chest, then we can talk
>not using the power of courage and cumming inside
>tattoos
That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg
>avenged sevenfold
She's total shit
>tfw you'll never feel the touch of a cute boy
>tfw you'll die alone
No way fag
*leaves guild*
good thing im autistic and never join guilds and play by myself
she looks like the kind that fucks ______ guys
>tattoos
>That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg
why?
How do I have sex with her?
It's a red flag for lack of foresight/ bad decision making
>*guild splits up a month later*
Nothing personal guildies
be the top tipper of her patreon for 5 years in a row, EZ
I just pretend they're dudes. Most probably are anyway.
It still irritates me though and if it were up to me, no women would be allowed in my guild because they cause too much drama-- intentionally or not. Fuck'em
Plus, I'm already married and not desperate for some MMO cow regardless
Wealthy?
Tell her you like her tats and pop her a 20. These girls are the loosest whores
>that plastered on makeup face
yikes, I'll just stick with my computer girls
>It's a red flag for lack of foresight/ bad decision making
How?
>avenged sevenfold
>lamb of god
Gonna be a yikes from me senpai
>shitty """gamer""" tattoos
>piercings ever
Would leave the guild asap
Tattoos are a very, very clear sign of mental disorders for lengthy reasons i don't feel like getting into right now.
One or two small ones is fine, but stay the fuck away from people covered in them.
>gank and corpse-camp her on my alt
Have you never seen tattoo'd people?
imagine getting the logo of some shitty band tattooed on your chest
beta orbiters are the real problem here
imagine being 85 years old with an avenged sevenfold tat. embarrassing
I don't even care I'm gonna nutt to this.
- They look like shit
- They cost a lot of money
- They will look worse as time goes on
- Upkeeping them costs even more money
- Removing them costs even more money
- While not inherent to tattoos, the kinds of people who get tattoos (and especially large, always-visible ones) are awful
why do westerners love tattoos so much
I can tell you're a virgin
>avenged sevenfold
>triforce
cringe
Because of the individuality and self-expression meme.
Wow, that incel is hella ugly
You'd be wrong but think whatever you want
step 1. be attractive
step 2. have sex
imagine someone actually likes something you dont. crazy, right?
Post more suicide grills.
t. didn't watch the whole thing
he's not an incel
She's definitely the sugar baby type for an older guy that wants to deny his age
does anyone have the image of a sad looking girl with tattoos holding up a sign that shows a quote of something like "Girls with tattoos always do anal" or some such?
hideous fucking incel
imagine someone actually dislikes something you do. crazy, right?
you can put whatever you want on your body. it's yours. doesn't mean you won't be judged for it. especially if it's a flavor of the month 2000's rock band
>Wisdom
Pulling Out
>Courage
Cream Pie
>Strength
Jamming it in the rear and firing off in there
Oh shit it's this girl, damn nice body
>i got horrendous tattoos when i was drunk and am unable to rationalize it to myself, so i berate anyone who thinks tattoos are a absolute mistake and a sign of mental illness
>pulling out
ishygddt
>not pulling out
You know how when you wake up in the morning after it's snowed, everything looks great and untouched, and then later on in the day it's all footprints and shit and it's ruined? It's like that
>snow
>emotional train wreck with daddy issues and appeal of burning trash
insta ban, fuck her
It's not the piercings or the fact that she has tattoos that elicits a NOPE from me, but the fact that the tattoos are so damned shitty.
Also, she needs to redo her dye job.
>lamb of god tattoo
who is this semen demon
What's up with those fucking retarded panties? Do girls really think it is hot? It is worse than those net pants that go up to the belly.
snow is the substance that clouds shed off, it's like the fur of clouds
Now this is worth feeding stupid amounts of gear into.
>*avoids raiding and stays in the guild home all day*
people who say this sort of stuff irl always look like this and I'm not even joking
Tattoo hate is hilarious. My dad was a Tattoo artist, and the truth is, people from all walks of life get ink now adays. You should judge people less on if they're tatoo'd, but more what kind of tattoos they have.
No-Nos:
>Names or faces of significant others (Bonus if they aren't together anymore)
>Gang related or hate group tats
>Face, neck, or hand tattoos
>Most pop-culture related tattoos (Unless the artwork is superb, or you were involved in making said pop-culture item)
>Words in languages you can't read (Even moreso when white chicks get Kanji's tattoo'd on them)
>Anything that looks like something you'd see on r/the_pack
Good:
>References to deceased loved ones
>Military tattoos
>Intricate and well done art pieces
Gay
>a7x that
I like them and still think that's cringe.
>zelda tat
Cringicus Maximus. I'd fuck, would not call again, though.
I don't judge people with tattoos I just don't find body art visually appealing
Because everyone feels the need to be a unique special snowflake. It was a big trend amongst girls for a while too.
I mean, being with you is already a bad decision, so at least you know she's ready to stick with them.
Fixed
Fuck off you trapozoid
*ruins your guild*
that dude's pretty ugly. he'd be way uglier with tattoos
Now this is high quality
Should've fixed the Avanged Sevenfold tat. The bad is shit.
>not liking high cut panties
What a fucking fag
Literally made for fat, smegma covered nigger cock.
now add 200lbs to her and you have reality
snife
most are brainlet that can't build a proper mind castle so they expose what they like to the whole world to see in tattoos. you can literally tell everything about a prson based on the tattoos they have.
A huge percentage tend to have huge amounts of mental problems. specially women
they are also most likely drug addicts
I want to kiss every mole on her back.
Do you mean the comic where a girl is looking irritated by guys hitting on her then the last panel is her being fucked saying "I'm a dirty whore" with women commenting "this is so true/this is totally me"?
I don't mind good tattoos but these are garbage
>*joins your guild*
>drinking with my cousin
>has his needles and stuff with him
>always bugging me to let him give me a tattoo
>alcohol influence led me to agree this time
>now how a brand of sacrifice tattoo on like the back diagonal of my neck, below shirt collar line
>constantly forgetting that it's even there
How fucked am I
>*joins your guild*
No, it's some PSA shit about men being pigs/rapists and all the signs are supposed quotes they've had said in their face by men during or before sex. Hers was something about some guy saying he thought she'd be cool with anal because of her tattoos.
sauce
You call them brainlet but you're the one making dumb connections like TATTOOS=DRUGS=BAD.
There's over 40 million people in the US alone with a tattoo. Are you really saying there's a certain kind of person who gets a tattoo?
>*waddles into your guild*
Based and red pilled
monitoring
ayy ayy Ayyyy mamacita!
Cope
I don't hate tattoos. I am extremely cautious of people who have them.
>References to deceased loved ones
Literally using your dead family to attention whore.
>Military tattoos
What military?
>Intricate and well done art pieces
"I love art so I became art :D am i not just such a quirky artful person :DDD"
There's no reason for me to ever look at a tattoo'd person and not immediately think they're trash people.
>people from all walks of life get ink now adays.
people are also more degenarate and dumb now. says a lot
I would happily accept this little feral druid into the guild.
why aren't there more pics/videos of cute, morbidly obese cats frolicking around?
How does that explain
>a red flag for lack of foresight/ bad decision making
- They look like shit
Subjective. If you get a shitty artist and choose a shitty design, yes. Some tats look cool.
- They cost a lot of money
Depending on how big, how much color, and how long your sessions are tats could range from $20-$2000. (granted, $2000 is way too much for a tat)
- They will look worse as time goes on
Everybody ages, user. Nothing retains its splendor; beauty fades.
- Upkeeping them costs even more money
I mean, if you feel like getting it recolored, yeah. Otherwise there's no upkeep cost.
- Removing them costs even more money
If one chooses to remove the tattoo.
- While not inherent to tattoos, the kinds of people who get tattoos (and especially large, always-visible ones) are awful
Many of the kindest people I've met have tattoos. Nice stereotype.
>What military?
the place they served at?
>joins your guild
>morbidly obese cats frolicking
Think about what you said
I always thought this was a meme and that all guys could tell this from a mile away, man was I wrong. A single girl got a good chung of my old guild, 7 guys, wrapped around her fingers. For fuck's sake, she makes everyone speaks english while it's pretty clear from her accent she is from the same country that we are.
Never let any girl in your guild ever, especially nowadays with voice chat, or they will drive everyone into dumbfucks who can only think about appeasing her for pussy. It's so sad.
I like braided hair so I'll let you sleep with me just for tonight.
avenged sevenfold and lamb of god tattoos
YIKES
Wow look at all these turbo nerds with their ridiculous standards. Maybe you guys would have sex if you stopped aiming for 10s, bc majority of you are 4s at best and do nothing but play vidya all day which doesnt get any pussy wet. The older you fags get the harder its gonna be until your pool of fuckable women is nothing but grandmas, divorced moms, and women who have been fucked more times in a year than your body weight. Smell ya incels later.
Do not talk about her like that you fucking swine.
cute crossdressers don't play mmos
Anyone else pissed this faggot is the most popular trap out there?
Would happily give all gear to in exchange for feet pics.
*joins your guild*
look at that webm i just quoted
Society proves that with the amount of drug addicts and crime fuckers with tattos all over their body. Women with Tattoo also tend to have despicable behaviour. Shit is there for anybody to see.
bonus points if they have piercings
would impregnate
already married. even if I wasn't, I don't chubby chase low-self esteem white trash.
black men are doing white men a favor by culling them from society -- pretty sure there's no hope for them after they get a blacked kid and are single
Unlike spending time on "v"?
hi calvin, my name's user
>Wow look at all these turbo nerds with their ridiculous standards. Maybe you guys would have sex if you stopped aiming for 10s,
Yeah, because women with tattoos plastered all over them are anything above a 5, ever. So many people with the desire of pulling kids out of those trashed ovens, yeah.
Careful what you say about tattoos here. I did once and got banned for it.
>*leaves said guild*
gotta wonder what kind of janny did this. kek
Avenged Sevenfold logo stole from Overkill
A based one.
she looks like she engages in intercourse with men of European descent
you probably outed yourself as a dirty phoneposter
Imagine being so insecure to actually go out of your way to hide the things you like and who you are
stfu the fuck up about posting on phones retard
Why are you lying to impress to me? I don't give a fuck about your "life". Lmao cope faggot. Hurt feelings at maximum
That's the desktop website.
>Careful what you say about tattoos here
Accurate. A great many of Moots friends he put as mods/janitors here are literally from Weimar 2.0 (Williamsburg).
Some of my friends were put off when I started sharing my fascination with loliguro with them. They vocally told me to stop sharing pictures with them.
No, phoneposters only give short-ass replies with nothing of substance.
Honestly is it wrong to not like women with tattoos? My brother got angry (he has tattoos) when I told him I don't like girls with tattoos.
>*joins your guild*
getting a 2 week ban for that is pretty hilarious honestly.
I once got banned for a week for posting a "NSFW image" and really it was a model with just her belly button exposed
Piss off. You're just mad that your phone isn't compatible with any of the decent Yea Forums apps.
Msg her to get a breast reduction because it will be healthy for her.
>Maybe you guys would have se
sex is literally being used to hold the cattle, you dumbass. by bombarding society with constant sex on music lyrics, movies, series, tv shows and gamesyou force the overvaluation of sex which makes people to crave constantly for porn and actual sex while running their brains in the process. there is a reason people who constantly have sex tend to be complete degenerates
>actually looks like
>she makes everyone speaks english
Good on her for making you speak a civilized tongue instead of the clicks and screeches you third worlders laughably call communication
Now you know who in your group of friends shares that interest with you, share it with them.
I want to put a mixed race baby in her
r-rude
judging by your words and tone, it seems that you're the hurt one. I'm actually just telling you the truth, my guy.
I guess if things really were the way you want it to be, you wouldn't have to edit images of women now would you? ;)
God the things I would do to get a woman like that
oh lawd he comin
Because when I think substantive discussion, I think Yea Forums.
>phone poster is a frog poster
How deep do your layers of faggotry go
As a medical worker I’ve learned to gauge if a person has hep c or aids based off of how many tattoos they have. Surprisingly it’s pretty effective
I used to be repulsed by n****** but by now I am desperate enough to find them attractive
>Williamsburg
kek
NY send an prder to tday that the residents of Williamsburg have to get vaccination or will get a $1k fine on their asses
>avenged sevenfold
fuck off bitch
>Mall metal and 8bit vidya tattoos
How many tattoos
You wish she would join your pathetic guild
More than zero
This is just my opinion but tattoos come off as tacky to me, they’re commercial products people buy to feel like they fit in or substitute personality. Tattoos look better on people with rougher lifestyles like sailors or military people, not videogamers
some serious homosexuals in this thread
I tried joining a guild while having huge boobs. They would NOT stop pestering me and making snide comments and innuendo fucking ENDLESSLY. It's bullshit to deal with.
I'm not insecure. but there is a different between saying that you like something or pople getting to know what you like based on the number of time you spend with them. and being an walking post that is craving for attention to the point you put a mark on your body to make quick and forgettable "friends"
>you join the guild
Up passed 3 is a bad sign. Especially if they are shiit designs.
Wowsa
it's all okay user. really.
haha, look at that little faggot cry
It's the look of purity I crave
fair ban
mmo communities are cancer anyway. i have yet to meet anyone cool and has a decent head on their shoulders. theres always something wrong mentally with mmo players.
power tripping nerds ,attention whores, neckbeards.
>As a medical worker
So you're the guy who comes to take rectal temp, got it.
why would I be
>*joins your guild*
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GUILD
Calls people n*******, is desperate because nobody like him. Gee, wonder if those two things are related? It's almost like bigots are horrible people in general.
did you consider not being a whore for purples instead?
never happened to me, but all the girls and guild moms got into silly arguments and that killed the entire guild
Damn, her abs and stomach so tight that the rocks are warped in as well.
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>she is 14
This. I don't understand where people meet these awesome people on MMOs, I have yet to meet someone who can hold my interest, they are either too autistic to talk or it's just stupid bullshit drama
kek, it's been a while
No matter how hard you try you won't be able to impregnate this butt user.
My rule of thumb has always been every time in a tattoo chair = 3 dicks
context?
How did they know you had big boobs in the first place you attention whore
You're trying really pretend you aren't mad about a shitty edit I made dude.
I fucking hate branded clothing so much
not him, but here's your reply. always happy to give out that Vitamin U to those that need it
Both of you are propably not better. It's not like everyone EXCEPT you is retarded
What wrong with Avenged sevenfold?
I'm not fucking mad you stupid cunt. Get cancer.
It's just a joke bro
>having literal meme taste
She's real, user.
instagram.com
Terrible band, basically pop acting like metal.
yeah i'm probably better because i dont give the attention whores attention, im not a neckbeard and can hold conversations and i dont get too lost in the game to get held up by retarded guild drama.
its rare but theres some normie tier bros you can meet but like i said, its rare and usually i hate going through guilds like butter because some faggots cant just be normal and not put pussy on a pedestal
14 and already lost to the ways of thottery, you hate to see it.
>im not a neckbeard
t. neckbeard
How many incels in this thread?
I' might believe you weren't mad if you hadn't typed "cope", "Lmao cope faggot" "hurt feelings at maximum". you aren't fooling me
I don't really get mad at much stuff in general; I've got a long fuse and I've been on Yea Forums way waaaaaay too long to get upset by a little shitposting. when I actually get mad IRL people know somethings up
Do you have a medical condition? I'm so sorry.
Everything after Sounding the Seventh Trumpet was increasingly weak, City of Evil was good but it was certainly the last nail in their coffin. Now they're nothing more than glorified dadpop for edgelords that knocked a girl up when they were 16.