What is the future of gaming peripherals?

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>social credits
Feels good not being Korean, Chinese or whoever has that Orwellian tier control over their citizens.

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Could this keyboard make a real half-A press?

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>Sticking your dick into chink machinery
Might as well crush it yourself

Why this isn't a norm? You only need 1 analog key.

This would just be dependant on how it'd be manufactured.

Some prototypes use a hybrid mechanical switch akin to Cherry MX with a lazer used inside to detect how far one has pressed. From what I hear they're pretty accurate but you still have the feel of a mechanical key.

Just give it some more R&D time.

GERMAN ENGINEERING fleshlights when?

The thought of my semen being milked by some kind of automated robot is getting me hot

Okay, cow.

How can women even compete?

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>stick dick in
>turns out it was a chinese bootleg machine
>no long have a dick

for now but some wester nations are playing with the idea.

I could do it for you automatically.

imagine going out one night as usual, but someone pulls you into a car and you lose consciousness. when you wake up you are strapped to a machine to milk your semen for commercial products
from time to time you catch glimpses of workers in masks transporting barrels of cum
every weekend is a "rest" period where a feminine robot performs some medical checks and confines you to a small cell where you are to recover and refill your balls. after 32 hours you get knocked out and are in the machine again.
the robot then injects you with various drugs to make you ejaculate more.
16 weeks later you are thrown back into the streets where you were kidnapped again and dont remember anything of what has happened.

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im going to impregnate that princess with my human sperm and no faggot machine can stop me

gh

>monitor mounted on top of your waifu
>combined with VR
>can finally fuck your waifu with immersion Cerea
>tfw you were too late to explore the world and too early to explore space, but lived just in time to fuck 2D waifus despite being 3D

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What was the purpose of this post?

>gh
>f
the english language makes no sense

don't knock it till you try it

What's the point if I can't remember what happens?

>China
No thanks, I rather put my dick inside an american radiator.

>Impregnating a machine, defying logic
>Raising your cyborg child to bridge the world between QT. 3.14 A.I and Human Males and to combat the Jews

>This will never happen.

Its all a joke anons.

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hahahaha bugmen hahahhaa i love that meme

So..... What I could do since the fucking Nintendo 64 and it's joystick 22 fucking years ago?

If you live in the west, then you just have an arbitrary and implicit system of social control where hidden Jews decide whether you’re allowed to participate in society.

I’ll take the China version actually.

If I check my pocket and I have a check with a decent sum of money I'd be fine with it

Laser keyboards are already out user, Razer has one. Looks neat but I’m not buying it because it’s fucking Razer.

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER

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Ill hold her down for a mating press. Not even her advanced inhuman servos can resist the power of me

That's an oddly specific fetish you got there user.
I have the same one

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videogames

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Has anyone used one, do they know if its better than a vagina? I need to know, asking for a friend.

All I want is KLE0.

Is that too much to ask?

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be happy with the doujins out there

Apparently it's available on Amazon

>Chink shit
I rather stick my dick into a overheated truck radiator.

Because
1) it only works natively with a select few games
2) in games that aren't supported, it mimics a gamepad, meaning the game at least needs to support gamepad+mouse use simultaneously
3) in games that don't support it natively nor support mouse+gamepad simultaneously, the gimmick doesn't work.
4) it's way more expensive than membrane keyboards
5) it's relatively new

>designated public fuckhole

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>white males would rather get one of these than get married and have kids
Grow up

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>putting your dick in anything made by china
OHHHHHHHHHH ME ROVE GIVE U EJACURATION GWEIRO OH NO DA MACHINE KIRR PENIS DAT NO GOOD U GIVE FIVE THOUSAND DORRAR FOL NEW PENIS

women are manipulative, and kids are autistic
i'll take my dick machine, pls

I wouldn't be upset by this because I was kidnapped. I'd be annoyed because of how far behind I'd be on bills.

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>caring what women want
Lmao, FUCK women, this is the century of the robo-waifu.

>implying jews wont build robots for the sole purpose of industry 2.0
>implying the jews wont build a robotic version of yourself that will just cuck you and spread its roboseed into fertile human wombs
>implying your robochad self wont just see human women as too low for himself and will begin procreating with fellow robostacies
>implying robots wont deem you and your human race as obsolete

>smash keyboard
>all letters become capital letters

STOP GIVING ATENTION AND MONEY TO SOMETHING THAT IS NOT A WOMEN

Fuck you, lady.

xbox hueg already has an analog A button

imagine they had these setup in public restrooms and you could just excuse yourself from lunch time tendies with your mom at the mall and then go fuck the wall and come back like everything was normal haha that would be so weird haha

>white women

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Who the fuck cleans these and how often?

It's about fucking time.

Controllers have been doing this for decades.

If these were public and you pay $1 use it would you?

there goes my rent money

Honestly I would be ok with this