Choose your team

Choose your team.

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Gotta be blue. Chad plays to have fun, he won't be good at the game

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Join red, mute everyone but Mister Lister the Sister Fister and maybe the jap.
XxDasChronicxX is clearly either a weed-smoking faggot or one of those guys who plays dota and screeches at their team when he dies from his own retardation.
The fact there’s also a mod on blue is just piss icing on the shit cake

Chad will carry, so red.

>pvp
>probably some shitty FPS or MOBA
I choose neither. No reason I would want to bother playing against any of those people, let alone play some trash game that forces me into such a situation.

Blue team will be carried by the jap and JuicyPantsIII, whilst red team has Mister Lister the Sister Fister and Chad to carry them.
The real question is which team has the worst dead weight, and considering the fact that red team has not one, but two discord trannies, red team is most likely worse.

So I choose blue.

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>the jap
啊啊啊啊啊啊哈哈哈哈哈哈

Get the fuck out, tumblrfag.

Blue has two fucking stoners and those two on red are more likely to be weebs than trannies

Spectate

KILL THE REDS! KILL THE REDS!

chad leaves the server the moment he isn't having fun

>weebs and trannies are different
neck yourself tranny fuck
>b-b-b-b-b-but WATCHING ANIME DOESN'T MAKE YOU TRANS
Considering almost 100% of trannies are weeaboo freaks, I just view anime as a path to degeneracy at this point.

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neither, I hack the game and demolish both teams then get banned by VAC and switch accounts and do it again

>megumi
not megumin this trash can't even spell right. I choose Blue

BASED

*Uninstalls*

>join red
>votekick Megumi

I'd rather play alongside a traploverfag than a MAGA retard

The Chinese is probably hacking and there’s not a thing the sister fister can do about that

>implying correlation equals causation

>not putting Mister Lister's Sister, The Fister Resistor, on the blue team

based and blackpilled

Blues got GM.hazy which is obviously a sweaty try hard clan, and the Asian guy is likely better then average as well. This is the stronger team.

I go red to ensure an even, fair match.

only fags do this,chads stay till the match ends to make sure other people wont get mad

that's literally cuck behavior

>forgetting joe.gonzales2003

Holy fucking based. Moeshit anime is literally liked by incels on the path to becoming traps. Fuck them.

>gregor has joined the game

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On my team, r-right?

MisterListerTheSister sounds like a fun dude, Chads are absolutely based

Yeah, fitting how only a cuck like yourself would call it that. Go back to the shed.

if you choose blue you're a fag

Blue because based chink will carry with aimbot.

where's the token bronyfag?

Red

Blue, megumi and traplover would be ERPing over the mic the whole fucking game.

except the jap has bad internet and sucks dick. he will easily be bottom fragging. red is the team to be on

Who wouldn't play with mister lister the sister fister? Chad is a nice bonus too.

Red team
>Two anime discord shitters
>"Game_name" and Mister Lister are both literally NPCs
Chad can't carry such a shit team. anime autists are obnoxious, annoying and shrill and although they dedicate their autism to being GUD it's not worth it being in the same voice chat

Now blue?
>Dude weeds are ALWAYS a good time
>Nipanon is an authentic prize and holds ancient secrets from the east that transcend gameplay
>Juicy pants is the boss and can call the shots better than Chad, they may be equal in some respects but juicy is clearly more dedicated
>Maga redpill is a rookie but he's willing to learn and isn't even half as annoying as Otaku weebs.

Conclusion: Blue team is BASED

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>Gregor and Havok are spectating

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Always bet on the name you can't read. Goin' blue.