Does your partner play video games?

>wife and husband are having a quality time in their marriage
>autist only cares about the TV
Are you capable of sensing and relating to other people? Are you even human?

>pop vinyl
>playing video games at 27
Who does this shit?

>never had a beer as a kid
Okay..

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What's the point of playing mario kart 64 over literally any newer installment if you don't even have a nostalgia boner for the console itself?

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>Does your partner play video games?
Yes. When it comes to games that require coordination and fast reaction timing, she's a lot better than me, too. She also used to play competitive Mario Kart Double-Dash.

Our tastes in games are completely different though. I like JRPGs, RTSs, and fighting games. She likes platformers, FPSs, and racing games.

Newsflash: you don't have to wear rose tinted goggles to enjoy older games

This is a you rage you lose thread?

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reddit brains no work so good

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poeople that didn't fall for the "be an adult", which makes them become souless husks that were tricked by the promise of becoming more "mature"

I used to until she died.

>natural beauty

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Too bad she is not good at them nor finishes her games.

I work with a guy who does similar shit whenever he buys himself something stupid so his wife can't make him return it without making herself look like a complete cunt in the process.
Makes me wonder how many people pull that kind of move.

Okay, but then why not just emulate it at this point?

And this is why you will never score.

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this unfortunately

Why do white people do shit like this?

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Playing video games past the age of 17 is pretty fucking gay.

can't let there be any doubt to the other redditeurs that OP is firmly on the size of poz

you mean have fun?

My boyfriend plays vidya and tabletop all the time and it's annoying. He's probably autistic though so I shouldn't be too hard on him.

she actually feels bad about not knowing about viddy especially since my ex did.
she loves botw and I just bought unraveled 2 she likes it so far.

shes competitive so we cant play smash bros too often but shes determined to get better to wreck my bros

Every mario kart ages like milk and nintendo always keeps as many old course as possible for the sake of nostalgia.
Literally no reason to setup n64 for this particular game.

How did you kill her?

you mean have disposable money?

SETTINGS
PICTURE
ASPECT RATIO
4:3
FUCK
REEEEEEE

he probably stopped playing after 30 minutes lol

Fag

>drag queen art

Outside the Tea and Noms vinyl lettering, the rest is fine. Even tidy for an office space.

most likely placed it there just for the photo to get extra likes from the fags at reddit

You sound like you wear rainbow socks.

>Hahaha look at this beta-male soiboy! What a fag! Bet his wife was getting rammed by a nigger while he played!
Types the virgin neckbeard before he switches tabs to read another loli hentai doujin.

>what is the OSSC and frameister

VS mode has bombs on the course, nothing newer does that. Also better balloon battle.

He means showing that they are having fun
It obviously offends the lonely tranny

Don't tell me you're one of those people who tell your current partner what your ex used to do, to shame then

>people responding to this with "nerd" and "virgin"
What the fuck happened to this place?

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Why does everyone always assume this? Have sex, seriously.

>have a shitty day at work, getting off almost midnight
>just want to get home take a shower, eat something and go to sleep
>stupid wife once heard that i never had a N64 as a kid and think is a good idea to keep me up when i'm fucking tired and next day at work is not gonna be any better
>i'm tired as fuck,want to sleep but now i have to play with her all these stupid games so she doesn't feel bad
>yikes

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>have sex
Why?

retards with no standards when it comes to retro gaming came in (reddit zoomers)

>there
YIKES

t. pathetic redditor living vicariously through others

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unironically this. the last thing i want to do after work is play video games

Raises morale.

Yep! We play games on pretty much every platform and have our gaming PCs next to eachother in our office. I knew I wanted to be with this girl when she told me she was playing Dark Souls 3.

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>get a girlfriend
>suddenly have to play all these shitty multiplayer and coop games with her
kill me

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this, forcing someone to do any activity when getting off from work that late (which usually implies a shitty day/shitty boss) is not very thoughtful
she should have given him a good fuck or at least a shoulder massage or whatever the fuck does not involve sleeping even less just to have an even worse day tomorrow

take solace in the fact that they aren’t, because it’s two butch gender non-binary women

>get a girlfriend
>time for vidya and shitposting chopped in half
i fell for a meme bros

Girlfriend has a switch and I sometimes let her play on my PC but its not something we do together. Its honestly pretty chill that way.

>in our office
Is this DSP?

>have girldfriend
>didn't even know she liked playing games
>invites me over to her house one day
>go into her room
>she has a sega genesis plugged to her tv and likes playing streets of rage and shooting games like contra

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Mine does, but she's not very good, better than some other girls I know... but that's not saying much. What I like though is she is a lot more emotional about what shes playing than I am and it fascinates me.

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>partner
Back to tumblr

>implying

What's a Tumblr?

a dead site

Yeah, and we're also making a game together. She's currently playing Sekiro and finishing up the B sides on Celeste

This
Gfs are emotional sand traps and major wastes of time. Don’t believe the older generations, they’ll be divorced before they know it

>married at 27
How do normal people do it?

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>that gold reproduction controller
god those things feel like absolute ass

Life comes naturally for them. It's hard to believe, I know.

>Graduate HS by age 17-18
>Got to Uni for 4 years
>earn masters in two
>while in Uni get a job or internship that gets you a better paying job
>by time you graduate you are already working in your career
>by 26 or 27 have enough money to settle down and start a family

Yeah. That's super fucking hard. Wonder how they pull it off, retard.

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this isn't reddit, we are talking about video games and video game related butts here
>half of Yea Forums replying to with something roasties would say
i literally dont have a face for this in my 6 GB recation folder

no, we were all co workers at one point

when i was born (in 1997) my dad was 20 and my mom was 22, and they were already married

normal people seem to have this shit just built into their brains somehow

Doesn't sound like there's much time for shitposting or video games in your strict schedule.

>cousin has 2 kids and is married and a good job
>im too scared to even leave the house
>we are the same age

>mfw 37 and divorced

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>be loser
>have a fuck ton of cousins
>95% are fucking losers and worse off
Guess I lucked out

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faggot
EPIC GAMER STYLE

That's why if your parents didn't fail raising you, they would have taught you the virtue of discipline and taking care of more important things like finishing your homework first before playing video games or watching tv.

>not keeping a repertoire of ex-wife jokes to pop off in most inappropriate times during conversations

>Partner
If anyone ever says this to me in person when talking about their girlfriends, I will kill them instantly.

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>father in law lost virginity when he was 15
>proceeded to marry a woman in 20, got 2 daughters
>went through an extremely rough life trying to support his family, ended up getting divorced and separated from his daughters
>met with my mother in his late 30s when I was 4 and raised me
>considers me more of his own child than his actual daughters

He's gonna play for a couple of days, then the novelty will wear off and he'll face the fact that the N64's library is dry as fuck. Then the console will be left to gather dust.

>Be Loser
>have fuck ton of cousins and brother
> all extremely successful

fml family events are always the worst. I have 2 jobs and still looked down on because most my cousins and family are doctors, lawyers and shit

or
>skip all of that and get an apprenticeship out of high school
>don't even bother with tuition debt
>end up working for a local utility or something making great money

Kill them anyway, slaughter them all, turn your surroundings into a fucking bloodbath, go postal and stop every single woman's dirty head into a gory blood red paste.

The only people who say partner are gays and trannies

I don't want a gf, I want a friend I can have sex with.

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And polyamorous (read: cuckold) groups.

nigger we aren't in the 60's anymore

>being this autistic

She likes fallout 4 but doesn't like Vegas because she doesn't understand what's going on

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>natural beauty drag queen poster
>children's birthday party toys and decorations
>soulless Funko
>image set up to blogpost on reddit or some other lame site
>not having sex with his wife even on his birthday, the sole time most dead marriages even begrudgingly consent to have it
This image is drenched in estrogen beans.

the point of that picture was literally nostalgia. since it was his birthday, he was supposed to celebrate his childhood, you brainlet

>there dna
>becca_face_concerned_2.jpg
You were posting retarded shit in another thread yesterday, stop being smug when you're so retarded. If anybody cared enough to embarrass you more than you already do yourself they could look up your shitty filenames on the archive.

We play beatsaber together. Its really fun

not him but tradesmen make bank where I live (middle of nowhere central US)

I had just about 9k in debt when I finished my masters in Business and it got payed off in about 2 years. That helped me get a really nice fucking home later.

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how would i play games without my left hand?

Is it that unusual to have an office? Maybe Rec room might be more appropriate judging by the stuff we have in it.

>Pop Vinyls
>Framed popart of a fucking drag queen

Guarantee his "GF" is a tranny

She plays maybe 2-6 hours a week. She has terrible aim and gets lost constantly. She smokes a lot of weed though and is on a few different medications so not overly surprising.

dude set this up himself. his gf is most likely a twitch streamer

Vulpes? Is that you?

>partner

i wish i had ANYONE
i'm 34 and alone
it fucking SUCKS

>celebrate someone else's childhood
>nostalgia
Take your pills.

>N64
The greatest disappointment I ever had in my life was finally getting that emulation box up and running as a kid and realizing that the N64 had three good games.

That's Star Fox 64, Goldeneye and Paper Mario

not really. smash sometimes.

>Go home from slave wage job
>Feeling extra lonely
>Decide to break out some birthday decorations from last year and break out the n64
>Set everything up and take a picture
>Post the picture on a chinese imageboard and try to convince everyone that you're not a perma-virgin

superior battle mode
invite all your wives

i was married by 26, divorced by 32. its not worth it.

if you really think this happens, you haven't even tried it.

>not even hiding the fact you're a phoneposting reddit faggot
>isn't getting instantly permabanned
This place is dead

>idiots
>there dna

Nah, but she likes to watch good story-driven games while I play them. I finished Yakuza 0 with her the other day and she's been bugging me non stop to get Kiwami so she can continue the story.

It works out good for both of us.

This man knows the truth