Video game bosses thread

hard mode: only post final bosses ITT

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the new spiderman movie looks weird

>Black Boss

Do you think he's more or less dangerous no bottom half shown?

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People will call them degenerate but honestly they look pretty cool.

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what the fuck is this shit

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Yakuza Kojima

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>prologue has a cutscene that briefly shows the final boss for the first time

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>Kojima clan subsidiary
>Kojima family patriarch
>Kojima Hideo

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Only one here that actually looks like a final boss

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Fecal Matter

So look who shows up ready to be connected to the idea of large cutting, Hideo Monika do we connect him to the half of a developer above?

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>protagonist in the sequel is the baby sixteen years later

>boss is a shapeshifter

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>Final boss is actually a real bro
youtu.be/RIr3HKpwyRQ?t=120

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>Beat him.
>Another Kojima attacks you from the shadows.
>Turns out it was actually Hideo AND Kojima. A pair of twin brothers that ran the family.

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Fucking Slaanesh heretics, REEEEEE

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>that boss that has the weirdest soundtrack
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B-bros

Lol the dude in the back

It's time to die...White boy.

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Enter the Gungeon

Yeah but how are they a Boss, or an antagonism?

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The god that created you, is the one fucking with you

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Protag is Keith Olbermann. Fights his way thru Russian agents and soldiers, neocons and rednecks. Twist ending - it was all in his head

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Is he(?) pregnant?

Looks like she had kino nips at one time. Shame

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We're teaching robots to be assholes, that's definitely not going to go terribly wrong eventually

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I see demons are finally starting to emigrate from Hell. Rapture soon bros.

>final boss main weapon

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Their new design seems to be a lot more promising

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bad hash

youtu.be/_Sw0VCtZs-g?t=26s
sound related

cool reddit thread senpai

Hideo Kiwami

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>white people

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Pick one.

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how would he attack with the morphine?

is that really not just a person inside a suit?

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based

Nah they look pretty cool bro

why is demoman in the background

This looks more like a symptom of a Boss, contextually.

You know you fucked up when even a nigger looks at you in disgust.

No it's a robot

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4

are you fucking retarded?

Protagonist's best friend.

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I feel like he'd be similar to Adachi in Persona 4

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that cant possibly be real. i wouldnt mind being an actual faggot just this once.

>falling for bullshots

These new Devil May Cry orbs are absolutely crazy.

It's called a gimp, and it's up to you to call it human or not

You already are

topkek

God I wish that were me

Is the second to last one fucking Varg?

Those fucking pink shoes always kill me
What a guy

How old are you

They're the kind of people who probably had their ribs removed so they could suck their own dicks because they heard that's what Marilyn Manson did.

She is an instagram artist. Making weird prosthetics and using photoshop is her career.

Forlorn Guardian of Nike

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Gath’nal; Keeper of Screams

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He looks like an NPC that gets killed by the big bad but survives until you find him to relay critical information.

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NO BULLY THE ROBOT BOOTY REEE

>the pink's one's feet

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kek

Dagoth ur welcomes you nerevar, my old friend

do i even wanna know what i'm looking at?

Switzerland stage has a skelly boss

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fuck off with your unfunny reddit meme templates

that looks heavy as shit

One protects you while the other ones try to kill you. Who do you pick?

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People don't walk like that.

APPLY THIS TECHNOLOGY TO VIDEO GAMES.

DO IT. PLEASE, GOD.

Katy Perry is such a stupid skank attention whore. She has literally nothing On TayTay

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Based and Bogpilled

Why do people like Taylor Swift again? Pretty sure she is diagnosed with severe autism.

Doctor Who monster.

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oh

>シャーモン。。。

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>boss has a squad

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how many japanese kids do you think japan gave to mj?

never noticed the black guy has an eyepatch until now

YOU'RE NOT WORTHY AS MY OPPONENT!
DIE!

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Smooth Criminal Micheal is canonly stronger than Samurai Micheal.

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nigga samurai

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She had a couple catchy pop songs that even grown men couldn't resist. She was tall and had legs for days which distracted you from her otherwise weird body.

Yaruna, kozo...
DAGA OSOI!

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>you will never have this much fun
Where did it all go wrong

>robot jiggle physics
>gun attachment for fleshbag THOT exterminatus

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>Masahiro Samurai

Wonder how fucked up the baby will be.

Pretty sure that one is Kink but the shit House of Gord puts out makes me laugh harder than anything I've ever seen.

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Don't forget her odd behavior even for a female popstar standards.

>what a grand and intoxicating innocence

You do realize this is porn, right?

Underage.

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AH YES THE FIRE RISES!

It's from a porn producer but they're clearly just fucking around between shoots. It was released under Kink Behind The Scenes not a real shoot.

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Ironic that fucking Fortnite added it as a dance and the kids still don't know who it is.

>guilty crown.jpg

You can't call it churlish to refuse suicide or ongoing war. Come on!

How are these mutants still employed?

>final boss is blatantly obvious from the start of the game

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this guy would be the first boss you fight as a vagrant nobody, but then comes in at the end to pile drive the boss and give you the opening kill shot.

is he cosplaying a goomba?

I'm sorry. Order? Can I get a production team first?

Name/insta/fb?

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an ancient meme. too much for u, too powerful.

Literally Handsome Jack

The status itself or what it would depict it living?

BLOODLINES 2

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MASQUERADE VIOLATION

the gay viking every time, although that Bleach grandpa might have nutty power scaling

>boss is amorph

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I would 100% party with this motherfucker.

She has curves.

That weird sculpture/statue from your home town

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>gay viking
Put some respek on his name

this is the true power of DEEP LEARNING

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>cut your tits off and grow a beard because you want to be a really gross 'man' instead
>still take the seed and carry a baby though
Is it having a baby for the sake of protesting against gender norms or something?

This is why I don't fuck with psychedelics. I can't handle reality breaking down.

>the zoomers don’t know their meme history

So does she specifically wait until some background mook pulls a face to take the picture

I obviously choose the professor

There's no way the fetus/baby isn't affected by TRT.

>Jay you'll never believe what I saw

>achievement unlocked: dream team

what kind of boss appears after the boss?

kek

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check this site its full of fucking faggots wearing stupid shit and looking ridiculous hel-looks.com

isn't technoviking canonically gay though?

is this IRL Kingpin?

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fat dude is calling the exorcist

quite literally all of these people have the faces of psychopaths, fucking hell

nice

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>stabs you 23 times in self defense

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3 raccoons on a coat

The fact that she has potatoes for brains is really offputting sexually.

Even though that's obviously what it looks like it and the name doesn't help but it wasn't a gay pride parade.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuckparade

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I think Teemu looks like an okay first boss.

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can I get a quick rundown on them?

imagine the smellele

i can respect the clothes but not the gay hairstyle

is that nick fury?

>Counter-Mime Counter-Mime Counter-Mime Counter-Mime ...

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It's weird but I really like dumb girls. You treat them like a pet or small child and have an instinctual urge to care for them. It's oddly cute that she's too dumb to live on their own. Never get her pregnant though.

is that the demoman from tf2?

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His failed hairline aside, it's just an awkward length. If it was three inches shorter or longer it would be fine. Also it's a straight cut rather than broken up/layered.

no fucking way that is a robot.

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What are you talking about? OPs pic is of the 2020 Democratic candidate and it's xerfriend

hehe in japanese

Kap'n Rummelsnuff!

this site seems cringier.
nyc-looks.com

shit, it was all fun and games til the second one appeared; they're fucking cooperating.

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boku wa em jay

>She was tall and had legs for days
>look it up, 178cm
>same height fetish overrides manlet envy

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Mods, female nipples visible in this pic!

maybe that thing just wants a biological baby before doing whatever comes next, how the fuck do you even imitate a dick?
with dudes wanting to be girls you make a mess of flesh and call it a vagina, I guess its atleast a hole

>eh?!eh?!

>final boss has a sit down slam attack

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Not even my final form

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You face Karim, 23.

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>how the fuck do you even imitate a dick
Phalloplasty does exist but not really necessary. Women who take large amounts of testosterone see massive clit enlargement anyway. Her clit will stick out and look like a thumb/tiny dick without surgery at all.

I can see your point and i share it but only as a fantasy, in reality from what i encountered dealing with more simple people is rather exhausting and gets tiring quick.

100% based

Leave and never come back

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Only choices are Techno Viking and Brother Sharp

I don't think I could do it as a real relationship but I'm just drawn to them. The real downside is if they know they're dumb or hear someone making fun of them. This one girl started crying because her coworkers called her a box of rocks, which is honestly my favorite insult, but she started crying and I can't handle crying so I just left.

>killing either enrages the other and heals him to 300%

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Literally WHITE "people"

look at this cool motherfucker

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>not wanting to chill with the styling japanese bum
That dude pulls. I'd buy him sandwich and a beer.

Biggie Smalls is played out.

He's korean.

El hermano de jiren

Yeah, it is adorable to a degree, i can agree to that.

Hey buddy, dont make fun of my culture.

He's chinese.

He's Laotian you fuckers.

Brother Sharp IS the Bum

Psychedelics also make you able to laugh at anything and in my experience even weird visions like my wall getting covered with screaming faces made me laugh.

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> a brap attack

The one time I took mushrooms I fainted from low blood sugar (didn't plan that night well) and hit my head on a tile floor. Tripping combined with a concussion was terrifying. I'd try it again but in a more controlled environment. I was pretty far off the deep end with drinking and depression at the time so a lot of factors didn't go well.

I love this post

I don't need drugs for that, numerous times i woke up in the middle of the night to find my walls crawling with tarantula spiders climbing over each other. It gets my blood rushing like nothing else.

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the hell do you live dude, that sounds horrifying

I ate like 4 grams of shrooms the first and last time I had them and drank a bunch of moonshine to wash them down during a major thunderstorm. I felt like I was going to cook alive and am scared of storms ever since, would not recommend.

kek

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psychedelics aren't nearly that fucking strong, EVER. You would have to take a lot of some very strong fucking shit to have that sort of effect dude.

You would have the wavey chroma effect around the edges, thats it. You wouldn't fucking have dog faces melting into cars into frogs. I took 8+ tabs of acid for KH3 and had nothing even close to that level of visualization. Things just melt, they dont shapeshift.

I'm not trying to encourage you, I'm just saying this is significantly fucking different than taking a little bit of psychedelics, I wouldn't want anyone to think this is actually how it is.

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>nigga tf u doin travelin our lands

erome dot com [slash] Paranoiagenic

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IRL gigantic sea boss

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>he even has an anime battle cry

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TIEN SHINHAN!?

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COMFY NIGGAS

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>It becomes a dog for a split second
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>FUCK YOU, SPIDERMAN!

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that's just a minor capeshit villain

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what's wrong with these people?

>when it becomes a car

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>I don't want to rain on your parade user but i'm about to kick up a storm

>you dodge to early and get crushed under the weight

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>cutscene

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>spawn glitch

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Is he capitalizing on his Stop a Douchebag appearance or was he already known?

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it's Russia

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ELECTRONIC
OLD
MEN

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WARNING
WARNING

80% of this shit comes up with fucked up dog faces

What an absolute fucking unit. Turbo chad.

Council of the SMASHED, or the heroic mode Conclave of the SLAMMED

that ass

>local priest loses to Seath

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He is an ancient meme in Russia.

new slaanesh demons look dope

OVER-G
OVER-G

Kojima is a prophet, his games were a warning

What’s good nigga? What’s really good?!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6a9gQKfvoJE

Holy shit where is this nibber i'm stealing it

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>I prefer the sky

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how do you even get in?

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you just step into it
its not always moving

You don't.

It's the perfect defense

I didn't expect this kek

Techno Viking or Umbrella Guy

bottom right seems more like hero material, off to challenge the boss again

>boss announces himself by revving up his chainsaw

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Embarrassing

Fucking disgusting but still amazingly looking costume. Would be great for a horror film.

Can you beat Duckface?

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A goddamn legend. Fuck Final Boss. This man would be the protagonist.

>Disco of the 90's, motherfuckers

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I remember this. What is it?

Reminds me of this guy

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Go on, Gigachadguro. Show me 100% of 300%.

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He is too cute, its got to be shopped

his name is RED KEG the Beer Beast

That's not from 2019

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Angles and clothing. A straight on shirtless pic is always obvious that it's a male skeleton.

I share a board with these people

Would fuck somehow

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Techno Viking or the homeless asian guy, he looks cool af

Didnt she post on Yea Forums once?

>enemies can open doors

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Never actually confirmed. Name of a cat and window blinds were the evidence.

I want to fuck that rock
>El Goblino

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god that just gave me PTSD and i havent even watched the show in years

>even weird visions like my wall getting covered with screaming faces made me laugh
wot

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thats her brother

hey man most of those faces were pretty cool guys. except kyle, what a fucking douchebag

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>enemies can close doors

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that's not a boss, but legendary npc.

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Do you even think they cleaned it up?

>final boss is a perfect gentleman
not impossible but unexpected

>people

choosing the modern day sekiro. as a protector.

Kabukis are so fucking cool

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this reminds me of boomy and avatar the last airbender.

>Wanderer
>South African Warlord
>Serial Killer
>Night Stalker
>Vigilante
>Hunter
>Brute
>Hero

nah that first one is a shinobi. He's just pretending to be poor to avert attention.

final boss of the nwo

>those heels on the woman

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The absolute unit.

For the last time, Tzimisce, flesh-shaping in public IS NOT FINE.

She's a pro wrestler, but I don't remember the name.

youtu.be/MY900v0lJtU

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Brother Sharp, the homeless guy, is actually severely mentally ill. I believe he lost his wife an kid in an accident, and it fucked him up so bad he would dress as his wife while homeless. If I also recall correctly, a movie is being made about his experiences as he apparently finally consented to his brother helping him get off the streets, and some big somebody heard and wanted to make a movie.

seeing all that cancer over the years made him lose an eye.

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it's cool that he's letting someone help him but there doesn't need to be a movie made, let the man recover in peace.

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The money will help him recover in no time

>but there doesn't need to be a movie made, let the man recover in peace.
That's more or less what he said, but it was his family that talked him into it as he also had no money. I don't know the status of the ordeal since all that because I haven't checked up on it in like a year.

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you really think they're gonna let him get all that money just because it's about his life? They'll give him some, and all that public view might not be good for him. People might recognize him and bring up the horrible shit he's dealt with and is trying to get past. I just don't think making a movie about something is always a great idea.

I would need a horse cock up to the diaphragm to truly compare

I guess as long as people can just leave their comments with the movie and not him. It's not cool to bring up past hard times with someone without there being at least a possibility it might have a negative influence.

No I don't really think they are going to let him have ALL of it, but they aren't going to chuck him a few bucks are they? It's be a nice amount he can do something to enjoy or fix his life with

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Word

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second from the left on the bottom is really only as far as you need to go.

That'd be nice. It will be very sad if it turns out they didn't give him a good amount.

He was offered fashion modelling jobs and endorsement deals and he refused all of it. He was pretty much non-verbal for a while.

Yep, and it was the movie director who hounded him for so long until he finally agreed.

The modelling I get, he doesn't want eyes on him, and modelling is exactly what he doesn't want, with a movie, an actor can portray him versus him needing to be seen.

Fuck, I wish I had good genetics.

After the meme broke out kids kept taking selfies in front of him. Nigga just wanted to sit quietly in the park but he'd have dozens of people harassing him every day.

COUNTER HIT

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>an actor can portray him versus him needing to be seen.
As far as I'm aware, that's the deal. I read some transcripts of people who interacted with him on the streets after he got popular and he was clearly disturbed by everything. You can find a picture of him in a pink dress if you look hard enough.

>good genetics
He was ugly as a man and is still ugly as a girl (male). Stop falling for meticulously taken camera angles.

god, wish that were me

fail at provoking me unlike the dude who cant wear pants without his ass leaking

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

they're all from the same angle, in front of the face. Not even turning his face at all.

>Protective 16-year-old cat mauls seven pit bulls in Canada
based cat

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Hormones don't change your male skeleton. He's still built like a bridge.

Do people just not know how to respect when they can clearly see someone wants privacy? This isn't like "the gubbament is spying on me" this is "the public won't leave this obviously uncomfortable man alone". That is absolutely ridiculous. Go bother some flavor of the month celebrity instead.

>Do people just not know how to respect
They're chinese. No they don't know respect.

All I need is a cute face though and he has one. I'm a homo, you see.

>Do people just not know how to respect when they can clearly see someone wants privacy?
This is important to note that this is all in China. The Chinese are really bad about this sort of thing.

Shit nigga, why are those videos so addictive? been watching them for an hour.

It's not like he can really move either, even if he does, it doesn't mean he'll get more privacy. That just sucks man.

At this rate he'll become a shut in once he has the money to get off the streets. I don't blame him.

here you go: reflectivedesire.com/videos/categories/shorts/#video-sex-robot-cosplay

fap away

It's humorous when people freak out that they can't get the sticker off because I'm used to driving a shitbox and always have a razor blade in my car.

...

How do I get to be a weird bondage fetish model as an ugly man? Looks like fun.

is... is that moot?

HOLD THE FUCK UP, I KNOW THOSE TATTOOS. That's Jeff Monson.

WHAT A HERO
fuck shitbulls

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That stuff probably costs more than gold by now.

kek i like this

Anything from haute couture catwalk is cheating.

why the fuck have you put Joosten in this?

You just need to have money and start hiring "models" to do shoots. Or you can find some randos to do bdsm sessions online but they're all old and ugly as fuck.

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that looks like a frame from kanbanari

Based cat. Should have scratched out the eyes of the "pit moms" as well.

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She wants the Dohnut

then this thing comes alive and breaks into a hail of thousands of knives and literally shreds people alive.

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No matter how hard it tries it will always have the skeleton of a man which gives it away instantly.

100,000% no sweat

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>it's a boss-squad fight

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heres your last boss bro

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Lassegg Hyperactive

Mental illness is unironically frightening.

every times i read these stories i become more and more depressed

get ye golem gone

OI M8 YOU GOT A LOISENSE FER AWL THAT SHREDDIN?

>shreds you as it does not comprehend your language nor tries to
sad little sacks of meat that try to confront a beast of a thousand blades will never amount to anything other than a red confetti littering the ground.

the real MVP in that image are the coat's buttons

>greetings wanderer

Barstool has been shit for a long time but at least they still keep up with sex scandal teachers.

Doesnt matter if he passes or not. Traps are getting more and more popular and people wanna fuck em

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the fuck that's just vernon kay with early onset type 9 obesebeties, rare genetic defect when you're born fat and have multiple thin people trying to get out all at once

>Traps are getting more and more popular and people wanna fuck em
You don't go outside very off. 99% of the population has no idea what trap means or cares about trannies in any capacity.

that product placement though. How much did calvin klein pay for this advertising?

They look like demonic beings. This is not good.

>Stand: Cowboy From Hell

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that guy has a wikipedia article
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Baretsky

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thats pretty funny

>former ally is revealed as the mastermind behind the evil terrorist organization

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NO NO NO

>mentor is a final boss protecting something ancient and you have to beat him to prove yourself

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That eyepatch nigga does have a final boss look on him

it's also what really stands out on that pic, have we been brainwashed?

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>yall whities are crazy

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It is true I killed my Mentor, yet I am not his murderer

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Truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

my thought exactly. How?

>PITBULL MAUL PRANK (GONE WRONG) (CAT ATTACK)

do you want to buy calvin klein products?

Based catto

That's fucking rude.

No please, this is how skynet begins, stop bullying her.

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yes

Cats win again, baby

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She can cast a shrink debuff on you

I am afraid that it's too late for you then. I'm sorry.

Sorry m8. Normies took em

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kenshi

>raid boss fight

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did he weave his hair into the hat? Man black people will never stop surprising me with their hairstyles.

>one autistic retard makes a fool of himself in college
>all normal, non-internet regular adults must know about non-mainstream memes
I'll give you that normalfags have embraced memes and came up with countless, some of which are actually decent. Normalfag meme output far exceeds niche sites like Yea Forums and even reddit is niche compared to the normalfag memes on facebook and instagram. It's trending in that direction but not there yet.

no that's diego umejuarez

MInutemanlet

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Traps are mainstream as fuck.

>a rare Deepwater Jew
every single time

Go up to a 35 year old carpenter and ask him what a trap is.

The niggerbull fears the feline.

>really hard ice level
>even harder ice boss

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some things need to happen. when your mentor tests your mettle and doesn't settle for anything less than death, you have to meet his expectations.

just did
the answer was:"probably something faggy"

Prermafrost Shaman

>ask someone who isn't part of the mainstream what mainstream memes are

Are Marvel movies mainstream? My grandma doesn't know any of them so they must be underground cinema. Microsoft? Sony? I asked my 40 year old rancher cousin and he doesn't know either of those epic leet secret products.

>working millennials aren't the largest demographic right now
If they aren't mainstream I don't know what is.

I hate going to the potteries, that thing spooks me.

Looks like a toddler with a toysword

that's the twist

Asking her on a date....

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>get mauled by old-ass cat named Baby
Pitbulls are an embarrassment, holy shit

holy fuck, who's this cutie?

Gif is 15 years old and still makes me mad. Dude's a fucking retard. Everyone else could tell that's clearly a hugging gesture.

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I'm going to make you pay for MGS V. And once I'm done with you, I will defeat the secret boss Konami.

>All bosses gather up at beginning of the game in a cutscene only to make fun of you after dealing with first boss

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is this like a hispanic Michael Cera?

I think it has to do with them not being told what to do

>weak early boss shows up once more as powerful final boss

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This looks like some most unholy statuary.

Not final boss but halfway through

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AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>you can hear a distant "AAAYEEAAAYEEAAYAEEEE" followed by dubstep

Hideo is lit af

>the final boss has one more phase

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>MY BLOOD RUNS COLD

>final boss is the one who everyone looks up to

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MY MEMORY HAS JUST BEEN SOLD

>silencer of reviews
but that's tim sweeney

kek

Fucking niggers can't pull their pants up, no wonder they get shot by the fashion police all the time.

The one on the right is definitely a kingdom death boss.

>working millennials aren't the largest demographic right now
>working millennial
>working
>millennial

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>dopamine releases

Green Berlet

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Skinny White Bitsthatsmy

>t.baby boomer
Sorry we all couldn't buy houses at 21 after getting a GED and working manual labor for three years, y'all fucked that up

>24-37 year olds aren't the largest percentage of the workforce

Spring break came early?

youtube.com/watch?v=sAmyZP-qbTE

>defensive first phase
>offensive second phase

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The everyday nigga on the left with the eyepatch is more interesting than the two grunts you fight in some cyber punk future game that are the focus of the shot. They would never be final bosses

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Potion Seller, sell me your strongest potions

Shit I clicked this, will my macbook die?

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oblivion ass lookin nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=JZwHzHDTyIE

there was a good thread on /tg/ a few months ago like this and I saved some good ones

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tl;dr
she got a busted face so look at her feet.

This guy is definitely leading some international cult

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Annie daijoubu
Annie daijoubu
Daijoubu desu ka