CONFIRMED: She's going to be written at the series' Rick from Rick and Morty

CONFIRMED: She's going to be written at the series' Rick from Rick and Morty

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She was literally perfect in BL1, why do they keep ruining best girl?

They hate her toes

do you think jack..... used her while she was wearing the collar?

She got blacked and she got jacked - so black jack?

Krieg fucked Maya

Do you think he screamed random shit while doing it?

Kek

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Based boy.

No he didn't.
Maya is pure and has no sexual urges.

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>She was literally perfect in BL1, why do they keep ruining best girl?

THIS. Tho I assume it's because the company has become a sjw hellhole so they must make their best looking characters much uglier to not offend themselves.

krieg fucked tiny tina

her haircut's better in BL2

Read her quotes, she's just lillith 2.0, don't let her pale skin and emo look fool you.

At least it's not Handsome Jack levels of bad writing

Isn't Maya canonically asexual?

Reminder that Tiny Tina and Gaige are sex slaves to a bandit camp

Gaige is probably too tight to be a proper fucktoy.

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>fuck toy
> to tight

That's why they train her dumbass

I wanna fuck Lilith

>too tight
No such thing.

>pale skin and emo look
But that's why I want to fuck her.

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wat

Worst bitch in the series, I hated her in BL2 and after Pre Sequel even more.

Fuck she's smoking

Indeed.

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>axton gets to hit that every night

How old is she?

she was still in highschool

>Commie symbol
Why?

What does that even mean? An alcoholic bitch with attachment issues?

>implying they'll go down that route
Normalfags are vehemently against it already saying it's a "father daughter dynamic" despite her being an adult woman by BL3 if she's still alive. So don't expect Gearbox to make them into a couple despite their chemistry. Hell they'll probably make her into a lesbian just because.

its the symbol for vladof, one of the main gun manufacturers for ""whatever reason""

Reminder that TANNIS is best girl and all other girls don't even come close.

It's a Vladof skin.
That's why I prefer this one.

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It does sound russian, so there´s that. Space commie manufacturer

Much better, thank you user

According to Burch. He's gone now so who knows if it's still relevant anymore.

>He's gone now
Thank god. But I'm afraid he already left this retarded mark on this series.

>father/daughter dynamic
>still not fucking
the normie's mind never ceases to amaze and inspire me

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There's also this one, but i'm not too sure what to think of the red facepaint.

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Five bucks says Gearbox throws out most of Burch's retardation. Though since when has canon mattered to Porn artists?

Best Maya was Professor Maya.

>father daughter dynamic
That's basically their way of saying "we hate this paring but have no valid reasons why they shouldn't get together so we'll just call them father/daughter because of an age difference". Literally the same thing happened with the final season of Samurai Jack with Jack and Ashi only for it to blow up in their face went Genndy went full waifu with her.

Post Sirens

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Yeah, I think so too.
On the other hand representation is a thing now so they might keep it in for bonus points. Who knows. It's like you said, it won't effect porn of her.

What company do YOU serve?

1 - Jackobs
2 - Hyperion
3 - CoV
4 - Atlas
5 - Torgue
6 - TEDIORE
7 - Maliwan
8 - Vladof
9 - Dahl
0 - S&S

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Because Borderlands 2, unlike 1, was made by people who are unironically Anthony Burch

Maliwan was always my favorite

How did he got away with THIS?

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he's a psycho

rollin'

krieg is her daddy tho

Okay.

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Look at her and tell me you would fuck her

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I hope adult Tina keeps the weird lazy rolleye glitch they canonized

Always like Hyperion's slick designs. Their snipers were pure sex.

Jakobs and Torgue for me

She wants black dick

I will get down to suck my man Rhys' dick any day. Atlas.

I think she just want a gun in her thigh pussy.

I'm still buying her game

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she makes my dick hard

imaginw how small sal's dick is
he does steroids AND is mexican
poor dude

17-18
Tannis has the autism

Roll roll roll

Dahl or vladalf for me

GIMME TED

Vladof, my comrade. Best guns in Borderlands 2 and TPS.

Did she take “get on your goddamn knees” seriously?

Jackobs master race

Give me Jakobs or give me death.

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So close, user. Guess you get death courtesy of Hyperion.

HNNNGG

Vladof chad here

i wonder if Maya got Krieg'd

She didn't.
Maya is pure.

huh

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Maya got kid in BL3 trailer.
Wanna know whos the daddy?

Lets roll boys, who here /JakobsGang/. though atlas might be fun

At least Maya still exists. Hope they don't ruin her in BL3

Jakob’s for repeaters
Vladof for machine guns
Maliwan for SMG’s and Rockets (elemental rockets are objectively better)

I can't find any usefulness for Torgue weapons in BL2. The projectis are extrmely slow, they have shit accuracy and reload times take for fucking ever.

fun fact, the french voice actor of Jack (is amazing) also is the official voice of Jack Black

Yeah yeah, she shlicks herself to sleep at night while thinking of her father figures bbc tenderly ripping her in half then cuddling her and making her feel all safe and shit.

Hyperion, torgue, and Dahl weapons suck fucking dick, the only good part about atlas is the reload times and usually the specs on them were mostly shit as well

Axton gets a plus 10 to any and all explosions.
So he gets gud with torque weapons and teiodore

Shit I meant tediore weapons

Is Lilith's porn as good as Maya's?

Jakobs, Hyperion and Maliwan.

Good, he was my main

That asshole piercing pic ruined sirens for me. I can't look at Borderlands without thinking of that and how improbable and gross it was.

gimme dat tediore

But Rick and Morty is unfunny shit that was only hyped by fake online popularity and that one ep that the ((acadamy)) gave the big thumbs up to because it lionized institutionalized drug pushers and headshrinks.

Why does she look so hot

Not sure if that's supposed to be a pun

it's also cartman's french voice

Without a doubt. Probably killed the mood on more than one occasion.

tribal tats are fucking gay