DIRECT ANNOUNCEMENT COUNTDOWN THREAD

i literally predicted stage builder being in the latest update

>Predictions
Literally nothing
>Hopes/Dreams
new Punch Out, new F-Zero, SMTV info

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>Predictions
There will not be a direct
>Hopes
There is a direct and we get something worth a damn besides smash
>Dreams
AoCF or some other official 2hu game gets ported to the switch

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Well we'll either get a short gameplay video for Joker or a full direct. E3 is in two months so it's probably going to be the former.

There are like three other threads about this up right now. Why would you make another one?

Unironically though.

You're hyping yourself up for disappointment

It's not fucking happening you losers

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As I literally predicted this 6

Why are Americans physically incapable of watching something without eating? Whenever it's a Direct they're like "WHAT SNACKS ARE YOU HAVING, Yea Forums?" and when they go to the cinema they bring a light snack of a whole roast chicken, a jumbo refillable popcorn, 2 large bags of chips, a large nachos, 2 hot dogs, 3 bags of candy and 2 jumbo (diet) sodas

Prepare for disappointment when nothing happens. As usual.

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if 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 we'll get a direct and vee will poo
if 6, 7, 8, 9, 0 we won't get a direct and vee will pee

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it's going to be fucking nothing you dumb fuckers screencap this

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Ok nincels
If I roll a 0, 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9, there will be no announcement today!

Oh boy. 5 more minutes until literally fucking nothing happens

not happening

>Predictions
No direct this week or next week
>Hopes
Maybe I'll be happy a little bit today
>Dreams
Another "back at school and the final exam is tomorrow and you haven't been to class all semester" dream

Yes, we also saw your post in the dead Direct thread.

No direct boys. Gaming Intel can be thrown away.

Fuck off

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It's just such a garbage move. They literally strip away the only feature which made the Switch a success.

Hopes and dreams: 3.0 and joker is dropped right after.

Expectations: see above.

Cool, now I can say it's your fault

THREE MINUTES

get your groudons ready

Last 2 minutes faggots.

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It won't happen.

Also have sex

It got deleted moments after my post. i think i upset some snack loving american janny

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH

OH SHIT

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Helo gendlemens
I dond thin dad wel ged a direcd toda

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Well no shit. Don't janitors feed on hot pockets?

V BTFO

It's her turn. Be prepared

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OH NO NO NO

If 4, a random user in this thread gets sudden diarrhea, but the direct will be great.

Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

RIP

OWARI DA

I just want to see Fire Emblem Three Houses. That's all I care about

nintendo autists are fucking unbearable

Weeelllll?

IT'S

GROUDONCHADS WIN AGAIN

Welp. You tried.

Og fug

ANIMAL CROSSING, PLEASE

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and it's fucking nothing
see you fags next week when retards hype up another nothingburger

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NINCELS BTFO

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ONE HOUR

FUCKING

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HE'S IN BROS

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fairly sure this rumor is bogus, as it was said that it'd release by summer, yet so far there's no evidence that this new model exists. No specs, no leaks from game developers, nothing.

ONE MORE HOUR

Well would ya look at that? Absolutely fucking nothing

mobile.twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1115947540522897408

Btfo'd

Repeating our news about this month's NES games on Switch was the Direct, see you at E3!

OH SHIT

post your screencaps

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GUYS REMEMBER WE TURNED BACK THE CLOCKS LAST WEEK THERES STILL ANOTHER HOUR TO GO

Let it go my guy. It'll happen when it happens

Here's a hex maniac to make you feel better

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chads don't call themselves chads

1 hour until announcement

>nothing

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Based retard

welp. thats it then. joker is coming april 30th at 11:59pm.

>offmodel
Into the trash it goes.

Gaming incel in the trash where they belong why did fuckwits ever believe their shit?

I fucking told you dumbasses

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Sure, one more hour. Then when that hour comes and goes, and nothing fucking happens, it'll be ANOTHER hour and so on and so on

>1 more hour
Why do you continue to embarrass yourselves?

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Predictions: 2 crowd pleasers, 2 random that still build hype, not unlike joker
Hopes: implementation of a custom fighter palette creator, the return of home run contest and/ or smash run, and that for the love of [Insert deity], none of this Microsoft nonsense people keep talking about.
Dreams: knuckles is promoted to a fighter, geno is in, and due to overwhelming responses, sakurai removes barafurrymon in favor of the superior wrestling Pokemon, hawlucha.

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Well, fuck.
FUCK.

55 minutes!

J-JUST ONE MORE HOUR YOU GUYS!

It won’t happen

My boy gets confirmed.

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I need to believe

I can't believe Gaming Nincel would lie to us

are directs ever announced at 4PM BST or is it always 3PM?

Daylight savings is over you retards, it happens at 12am

Direct isn't until 2 weeks from now, and it's a smash direct rather than a regular one.

>implying Nincompetent would be smart enough to have an announcement
>implying there won't just be a smash update on the 11th that adds the character and new features
>implying Nintendo won't just upload a v3.0 YouTube video 3 days after the update's been out

When will you learn that Nintendo is terrible at building hype outside of games that self-generate hype like Smash, Zelda and Mario?

Always 2/3pm unless they decided to change it to fuck us over

so does that mean we still have an hour or are we way past the announcement time

t. no fucking idea what timezone we're talking about right now

I guess maybe with it being summertime, it could differ. It's not happening and people are in denial.

Reminder that he has more of a chance than Banjo or geno

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Fuck, exposed myself as an ausfag.
Just whatever that is in your country

That's not true at all. They're announced at random, and are shown at random times. Pokemon was 12pm EST, smash was 9am EST, FE was 5pm EST.

Geno maybe but not Banjo. Porky is a literal who and would serve no marketing benefit of any kind outside of maybe a Mother 3 localization, which will never happen.

Less than an hour till btfoing

Game specific directs are at random times but general nintendo directs are always announced at 2/3pm BST. Believe me Ive looked them up looking to see when the last 3 or so would be announced.

Tournament mode being put back in from Wii U. It's stupid that this wasn't included since launch when they made such noise for the inclusion of it in the last entry.
Sakurai, you're a fucking hack.

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>Boss in brawl
>Literal who

Btfo

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Banjo is boring and had 1 good game. If he is in smash, it's because Nintendo went full shill.
Why do people want boring characters over characters with potentially fun move sets?

Give it up

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Almost like they're announced when Nintendo is ready to announce them

Yes because Duon is so iconic and relevant

I hope they fix the online.
Let me play 2v2 in arenas with 2 switch consoles and turn on friendly fire. Please.

nintendr(o)nes keep getting btfo'd it's not funny anymore

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There is tournament mode though? Unless you mean the online one

GUYS CHECK NINTENDO'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL

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Sure pal

yeah then i'm pretty sure we passed it already
pack it up boys

quit being retarded

By that logic, so is Fug, Petey Piranha, and RIDLEY. Two of which are in the game.

>predictions
probably some literal who gets in smash
>hopes
phoenix wright, master chief, or scorpion gets in smash
>dreams
burnout paradise gets ported to switch one day

>13 hours ago

>fan-requested character
>full shill
>when you have shit literally no one asked for, like Corrin
stop being an idiot

Which are all incredibly iconic, recognized, and relevant in their own merits
Being a boss doesn't instantly give you this shit, all three had it before

Corrin has a cool moveset and is fun. Banjo would have a boring moveset. He'd be similar to Yoshi.

I mean, if you are absolutely desperate then there's always 2-3pm. Directs also get announced by then too. If it's a Smash direct then it'll be whenever they want to announce it.

I'm just saying, Mother is huge in Japan. It's probable he's in. I'd go through all the evidence but I dont feel like typing it all out and you probably dont care.

I'd rather take a second Yoshi or Duck Hunt than the 25th swordfag, thanks.

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If it's a smash direct, I expect a bunch of features that should have been in at launch and a lacklustre DLC cast.

Obviously Joker and a new mode of some sort, likely stage builder.
Not expecting a new fighter yet, I imagine they'll wanna announce 2 or 3 more at E3 and save the last one for the end of the year.

You smashfags are insufferable. Even when there's nothing going on you have to invent things to spam threads over. Utterly pathetic.

Based

your mother is huge in japan

If you think Corrin functions like any other sword character, you're dumb.
Nincels really think a weapon fully dictates your moveset.

>Mother is huge in Japan.

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Wait until the 25th, retards

Incredibly based

>Corrin has a cool moveset and is fun

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Didnt we just have one last month
Wait for E3 retards

OH NO NO NO NO

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>Mother is huge in Japan
lmao

>Banjo would have a boring moveset
nice crystal ball, dumbass.
Movesets aren't an argument when they can make Cloud different from Ike, Ridley different from Charizard, K. Rool different from Bowser, etc, etc.

THAT'S ENDGAME DAY
FUCK
>inb4 capeshit

No we didn’t.
Also there will probably a Direct this month, because they have to launch Joker, v 3.0 and announce a new character.

>Waiting for response on their source

guess the guys are constipated or something, i know that feel. then again, I WOULDNT ANNOUNCE BULLSHIT ON PUBLIC!

Hey, I give them credit for not going full shame-radio silence

>endgame
Fucking based

Some of the dumbest takes I've seen
Do you even know what full shill means? So you're saying they'd shill for a Microsoft property?

And how in fuck would it be similar to Yoshi? Corrin is the definition of a shill character, just put in to advert the new FE game. Her moveset was ok but if you don't think Banjo would get a fun moveset you're just plain retarded

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>I-it's n-not our f-fa-fault guys, it's our sources that were wrong

Ouch. This post aged badly

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How is it not? Enlighten me

It's just a bunch of stupid fucking smash niggers screeching over DLC characters yet again. They don't actually give a fuck about Nintendo or directs, they only want smash information

To be fair directs are usually in the evening, and if you’re going on opening night to Endgame that’s probably at like 6pm or later

30 min till the direct bros

It's been 12 years since a mother game and the series has always been niche there. No new games are ever coming out either since the creator said he was done once his daughter grew up

it’s over retard, if it was happening it would have been announced 36 minutes ago

It didn't even age, it fucking decomposed

Banjo would have a recover similar to Pit and probably play more like Mario.

Leaker here, the Direct is coming this april

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based

What the fuck is taking nintendo so long? The near complete silence since the game awards announcement has been pretty frustrating, not gonna lie.

Sure, it's time has passed, but it didn't sell poorly.

I’ve seen that fake, direct coming tomorrow and I snagged a pic of this. It’s happening everyone get hyped

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Honestly, I care way more about them announcing Metroid Prime Trilogy or ALTTP. As much as it fits the meme I'm desperate for ports, Nintendo hasn't come out with shit since Smash. Mario Maker's nice but FE looks bad and there's nothing else til Animal Crossing

20 more minutes until nothing happens. Again.

Selling decently != "being huge" you mong

I admit I over-exaggerated

I want to go see Endgame, but all the good seats were taken because I didn't want to screw over my credit balance. Guess I'll wait until May to see it, although at that point, the memes will run rampant

If by in you mean in the absolute safe capsule than yes he is indeed in.

>muh direct plz
O CU DO OP PISCA

It's ok we all make mistakes sometimes

I couldn't give less of a fuck about the newest 5 dollar reskin with different A and B attacks for Smash Bros. I want more info on new fucking games. But all these direct threads are so full of smash people screeching about their single fucking character. In a game with 75 characters

Actually, the ASC sprite in smash is the one where Porky isn't in yet

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don't worry, it'll be the last marvel film you have to watch because the best character dies and youknowwho will become the main character.

if you’re strong enough, if you have social medias or something, delete them until you see it, also stay out of here for a while, I remember almost having the Last Jedi spoiled while I was on Yea Forums

Actually, the ASC sprite in Smash is the one used when the ASC is moving in the battle and is also the one that looks like the overworld sprite

Youknowho better get her fucking comeuppance with how obnoxiously full of herself she is in the newest sneak peek

OMG SMASH!! PORKY

>entire theater filled in every showing in april
>got a good seat on the 27th
Feels good

Retard.

Can someone fill me in?

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Earthbound is over represented shut the fuck up about EARTHBOUND. It has 3 badly selling games two of which are Japan exclusive and the last one was a GBA game from 2006. EARTHBOUND has 2 characters, multiple stages, assist trophies and spirits. Fuck off

What did he mean by this

theres no direct
that's about it

stinky day stinky day

Are we even realistically waiting anymore? Wouldn’t it have been announced at 10AM EST?

get off the internet on the 22nd when it gets premired. Yea Forums will spam spoilers and on the 26th the whole world will be.
Same I got a morning showing

Is there actually a direct or are you guys just fucking around

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10 minutes

we're not sure yet

So wait according to some all the Smash spam is Eric.

Are all the posts here made by Eric replying to himself? Or maybe it’s just Nintendo and Smashfags who are pure cancer and Eric is just the rent-free get-out-of-jail card?

Yes, it’s 5 minutes

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 or 9 and no direct for at least two weeks

Less than 10 minutes till the btfoing

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Only one is Japan exclusive

It’s probably some autistic code stuff that translates to ERDRICK or SHANTAE or CUPHEAD or something

It ain't happening guys.

Fuck you

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Oooh they're playing tic tac toe. I thought it was loss again.

I just want joker gameplay man

Bing bing wahoo yippee, I predict no direct till e3 so settle down and check my 3

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none of us are going to win

Just one more hour.

see even those that "leaked" it admit it was wrong

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Jfc you faggots are hopeless

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

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OH NO NO NO

...well?

twitter.com/NintendoUK/status/1115992839886782469

It's over.

>nothing again

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J-j-just one more hour guys this time for sure

Mother on famicom is Japan exclusive

BTFO

Shadow drop with a video detailing
>Joker, the Mementos stage
>Home Run Contest
>Stage Builder
That's it, family.

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F

don't you guys have anything better to do?

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HAVE
FUCKING
SEX
NINCELS

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HURRR SMASH

SMASH

NINTENDO DIRECT NO

SMASH DIRECT

HURR

yikes
like oofa doofa

GROUDON NO, PLEASE WAIT

direct next week if I get a 9

An hour later than usual wasn't impossible but it's over now. See you all next week.

It'll be a short-ass smash direct or just a regular video, based retard.

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The ported it over to the west a few years ago

>next week.
Tomorrow

You're fucking retarded.

I want Joker info too, but why must you faggots spam Direct threads all the fucking time? And fucking threads about Direct speculations are fucking pathetic. Why don't you go on Twitter or instagram or some shithole where this is more common place and people talk about literally nothing but this?
>inb4 you hate fun durr
These threads are cancerous you fat fucking faggot.

Why do you fags keep hyping yourselves up?

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A-another hour before btfoing?

It is definitely coming this month since Joker and the 3.0 update for Smash. It was also safe to assume we'd get something from Reggie before he left the company so there was definitely a legitimate reason for this.
We will continue to do this for the rest of the month because the last two Thursdays in April are next week and the week after. There's a 50% chance we get it next week.

They announced the E3 direct at 12 PM so maybe

give
it
up.

>We will continue to do this because [there's 2 thursdays left]
Oh my God. Get a fucking life, m8. Read how to code or something.

*ahem*

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>we will continue to do this
Fuck off

FUCK

Or the direct is on friday and announced tomorrow.

user, what the fuck are you going on about?

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I just want Phoenix Wright in Smash.

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>Nightmare becomes a Borb

Are you illiterate? Get a life. How can you not parse this, you pathetic faggot?

45 minutes until btfoing

44 minutes until btfoing

Can mods start banning these threads? Every fucking time. Look, I'd love another Direct as well, but this shit is annoying.

Do you not realize where you are? I'll talk about my games meant for children because I don't want to do normalfag shit. Go somewhere else if it bothers you.

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>Predictions
Joker is either broken or low tier, gets overused for a week after release and fades into the rest of the roster
>Hopes
DLC character 2 is announced
>Dreams
Brave is Banjo

I think it's less based in fact and more based on intuition, I know plenty of people that only use the switch in one of it's modes, so why not capatilize on that demographic? Though I think a switch pro is kinda dumb, the switch mini is a lot more appealing for a true portable switch

shut up, we're playing hangman
J

Say it with me: delusion

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45 mins until the time is reset and people start saying '1 hour until reveal' all over again.

I really hate these nintendo direct threads shitting up the catalog. I'd like news as much as the rest of you. But you people are fucking unbearable. Why is everyone underage now on vee?

I am also a NEET, play games for 8 hours a day, and still find time to learn to code and learn nipponese. You are fucking pathetic, even by NEET standards, for doing nothing but riding shallow hype waves.

just filter them bro

because the mods are shit

>1 thread
>shitting up the catalog

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>not sure
Then why
thanks frieza

>Erdrick

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Based phoenix bro

Sounds like a waste of time, I'm perfectly fine being pathetic by your definition. At least I can die knowing I did what I wanted whenever I felt like it.
Basing your self worth on something as flimsy as that is pathetic in itself.

Even if I was someone with a job and hobbies there would still be nothing wrong with looking forward to announcements.

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There's like 5 minimum every hour you fucking retard.

just filter them, bro :^)

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faggot

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Yea Forums was always underage, I was fourteen when I started posting here and am now in my twenties. Video games have always drawn in the kids, they're just becoming worse now.

>Someone this assblasted at no direct news made this counter meme
Pathetic

It's the wright choice.

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confirmation bias

I am confident most people in this thread find you, and whoever else you included in your "we," pathetic for making threads about literal speculation for game ads. Your little autistic drivel about doing what you want doesn't save you any face, but I digress; you reason like a child so what's the point?

Master Chief

and the worst part is that we have to wait until next tuesday for another date, theres no directs in fridays and no announcements in thursday.

its clear that if we are getting ANYTHING, is gonna be on April 25th only with the P5S announcement, which makes ABSOLUTELY no sense, since P5S is a stage show.

>they're just becoming worse now.
na they good

>since P5S is a stage show
What did he mean by this?

Has Nintendo ever had a Direct on Friday?

DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BITE ZA DUSTO

nope. there arent gonna be announcements this week.

A pokemon direct apparently? Unless this is shopped

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Just take the (You), I really don't feel like arguing with you. It's off-topic anyway and nobody wants to see it.
Your whining won't stop the threads though

Direct in 17 minutes

it isn't shopped
sun and moon were revealed that direct too

t. underage

Nope

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yeah you definitely are, mentally at least. and you have shit taste to boot.

Im talking about an actual Nintendo Direct on a Friday, the Pokemon company does these separately.

PapaGenos, I don't feel so good.

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Go home, its over.

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Just 10 more minutes bros

>Catch a new Nintendo Direct celebrating 20 years of Pokemon!

Can they just fucking release this dude already and announce the next fighter

I'm so sick of this endless hype buildup, just tell people what they wanna know for fuck's sake

You know what's coming, don't you?

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>Reply once
>One word
>Autistic screeching ensues

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>I won't ever stop being pathetic
Unsurprising. Good day.

>Good day!
>He still lurks the thread to make sure he gets the last word in

pathetic.

We still got 4 more hours for something potentially to happen you fags.
After that I'm gone. I wanted news too. Fuck Atlus give us Joker and SMT5 already.

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>he demonstrates his underage brain
thank you

Announcements always happen at the same time.

I would kill for DoomSlayer

3-3 more minutes r-right guys?

No they don't. They announce whenever they want.

It’s gonna be nothing more than bezel less Switch that has 1 clock speed instead of 2

No, it's always the same time. It's over.

3 MORE MINUTES BROS

based and doompilled

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1 more minute till naysayers get btfo

F

Ya'll gotta chill.
It happens when it happens.

Give it up you fucking loons

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-farts-

it nuddin

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jesus christ the port begging

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There isn't going to be a direct. Mario Maker 2 release date will be announced on Twitter. Joker info and release won't come until after the Atlas stuff happens. Any new games, and info for larger stuff like Animal Fucking, as being saved for E3

Rolly Rolly!

It's my birthday Yea Forums. I wish we get someone I want in smash

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I'm back It did happen right?

Who do you want though?

Here’s your direct
youtu.be/Jd-00an_TXA

Is it true that the Joker info is being held off until Atlus has their presentation? I'm not trying to be too pessimistic, but I'm worried that it looks like it'll take two years for all the DLC at this rate.

alright guys, 57 minutes!

>Wii Fit U community
kek

Terry

god I miss Miiverse

Yeah, April 11th at 3:00 PM PDT

Yes, and the future characters won't take this long to show off. They are doing this because it's unironically what Atlus fans get off to. Next character will have gameplay on reveal

happy birthday

FUCK NINTENDO I'M MARCHING TO THEIR HQ RIGHT NOW AND TAKING A DUMP

Atlus fucking sucks. They probably gave Joker for free under the condition that it would be revealed under their terms. Just like Persona and SMT5.
Those don't need a fucking stage, just throw a trailer on twitter and call it a day. Christ.

yes because of the FEMC alt costume

based

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Woo yeah

I just fucking want Joker and 3.0 update. They said it'd be available "before the end of April"
motherfucker, April 25-26 pretty much IS the end of April. If it wasn't, what would that make May?

Thank Atlus autism for that. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if the second dlc character is released in may because Atlus held off with Joker for so long.

It'll be revealed 11:54 April 29th

I lied

boooo how do you sleep at night

I'm sorry

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>femc alt
>when the color the jane thing was discovered on was a male color slot
Stop this meme

: ^)

This
I swear they’re too high on their own ass fumes for a game that got outsold by 1-2 Switch

>Still spouting this bullshit
Stop

>Sorry folks, we're not sure what happened. Rest assured, we'll get in contact with our source, chain him down, and whip him raw for this inconvenience. Catch the livestream in an hour!

>Despise PC with a passion
>Make tons of expansions and special editions exclusive to certain platforms despite the games being multi platrofm.
>Joker in Sonic forces
>forcing other devs to withtheld news even tangentially related to their games until they reveal them first.

I REALLY, and i mean REALLY in bold red letters, doubt Persona 5 is that popular to guarantee this bullshit.

Can't wait for sorafags to be btfo. KH is everything wrong with weebs in one game.

>Predictions
We FINALLY get when Joker's coming. We might get the gen 8 bird and bug if GF doesn't do it themselves.
>Hopes
See Above
>Dreams
Kirby RPG, Drill Dozer Sequel

If we're getting another Square character I have a hard time seeing it be anything aside from Sora or a FF protagonist. I'm hoping for 2B though.

I'm right though
>"/Jack6_C06_v01_070925.mb_Jane1_pony_hairSystemShape2.mchp"".
>ultimate's internal filesystem starts colors at c00 (and ends at c07, the 8th color)
>ergo, corrin/robin/villager/trainer's female alts are at c01, c03, c05 and c07
>somehow "Jane" is supposed to be on c06 (a male alt) which makes no sense unless the female alts start first (wft, inkling)

Olimar and Alph, you fucking retard.

>2B
Her design is way too sexualized for Smash.

they'd have to cover up her ass but they could make it work

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I just want to see what the Stage Builder looks like

One thing's for sure: it'll be better than another Inside Cuckbox.

are you people so starved for content that you make a dozen "hype threads" about a rumor of an announcement of a date for announcements?

what happens if I roll a seven, will I get my fav?

1 MINUTE

F

yeah this definitely isn't happening
rip

1 HOUR BROS

it's over bros...we lost...

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There is literally no possible way you could convince me that meleefags are more cancerous than ultimatefags.

What makes you say that?

Nintendo can be so frustrating with this shit.
>DLC in April!
>Almost halfway through April and no gameplay, release date, nothing

Literally the same thing except Ultimatefags expect their every desire to be met through patches and complains about characters being broken if they can't figure out how to beat them

2 more hours bros...

Meleefags for what its worth, usually don't shit things up unless you actually go to events, or if you watch an Evo stream

Ultimatefags, specifically Rosterfags have been plaguing Yea Forums since last summer and haven't let up. I'm genuinely surprised mods didn't start purging fake leak threads and rounding up rosterfag circlejerks to /vg/ in the last few months.

the /vg/ community is completely different from the Yea Forums one when it comes to smash. Forcing all the smashfags into one thread would create an autism tidel wave that could rivals /r9k/'s deletion

wow.... almost as if Ultimate is a relevant game that is still getting new content

Just get the Smashfags off of Yea Forums I don't care if we had Japan Time here 10 years ago, the average Yea Forums lurker now is not even close to what we had in 2009 or so.

That's sidestepping the issue here. We do not need hundreds of threads about Ridley or Steve anal voring Banjo or stupid charts with all the characters you could ever want.

switch ports are nice even if you already own a game because they're effectively handheld ports

>countdown thread
>no actual day to have a countdown for

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>hundreds of threads about Ridley
Uhh we don't really get Ridley threads often
sadly

>buying games you already own

*sniff*

6 more hours

this is a good grinch thread

>14 more days

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>Predictions
100 threads
>Hopes
1 general
>Dreams
Containment board

containment boards only focus the autism and make it fester, have you learned nothing from /mlp/, /vg/ and /vp/

Here comes the excuses

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They're actually making Square Enix look like a lesser evil in comparison. Jesus fucking christ, Atlus. SE may also love whoring their FF shit out and being super controlling with its use, but the difference is that (with its history) SE at least actually has the capital to back up their self-fellating for their bigger FF games.

Plus I don't recall SE ever controlling Nintendo's news cycle for Smash just because they got Cloud in. That pushes Atlus into being the new worst guest company in my eyes. If Joker ends up bringing in almost as pitiful a music selection as Cloud, I dunno whether to rage or laugh.

Based Yugi putting obsessed console warriors in their place.

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Out of sight, out of mind. Haven't seen a pony or crippled girl in a long time, and when I do see a pony it's very quickly deleted.
The issue with Pokemon is that mods don't enforce a "no Pokemon on Yea Forums" rule.