Have you ever stolen a game from a store

Only working class scum shoplift

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Technically no.

Back in 2011 when Yea Forums wasn't just porn posting there were coupon threads.

I got a Galaxy 3DSXL for free when I bought one game. (Spirit tracks for $15 on sale)

Illegal as fuck, but hey; they approved it.

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I did when I worked at a game store. Also years ago I would take pain pills and just walk in Wal-Mart and steal yugioh cards and never got caught somehow even thigh I did it every other week. I didn't even care that much about yugioh I just liked opening the packs.

D

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Formerly Chuck's.

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YOU FORGOT YOUR RECEIPT sir

What the fuck?

Yeah, the Epic Store.

Nu-simpsons pushing their agenda

No, I only stole shit I knew I could get away with.
Clothes, food, small incidental items. Shit that's easy to get away with.

I'm smart enough to know that games and electronics are all tagged and/or locked up and thus are too risky to steal from a store.

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based yellow cunny poster

...Episode? So I can see if it's real, you see.

Lisa goes gaga

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oooooOOOO

Do I look like some kind of thief to you?

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No. Because piracy isn't theft.

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No, I'm not a thief. I pirated games instead.

no but I have stolen 7 to 8 gummy bears from a feed & seed store

I've never watched the Simpsons but aren't these supposed to be siblings?

Fuck off back to Yea Forums, pedo

im not a nigger

Incest?

fuck off retard

Every board is for pedos, silly

Rude. I was just asking a question.

Damn I thought you were lying but that's the one

>I've never watched The Simpsons

>I've never watched the Simpsons

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How old are you and what kind of life did you have where you didn't even come across it on TV or online?

Welcome to the future, old men

>2010
>install steam
>use friend's account
>install game
>log out
>try to run game
>game won't run
FUCKING FOILED

The Simpsons is still airing you huge fucking retard
Hell season 1 still gets played

Fucking hell. How did the writers got away with it?

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The absolute fucking state of Yea Forums
>only degenerates and niggers steal games from a store
>constantly and unanimously advocates for piracy when the issue is brought up
This board is so fucking retarded and backwards, Hiro should've shut this fucker down ages ago.

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Why are you calling me a huge fucking retard? Kids are raised differently today than you were, user. Now please CALM DOWN.

I don't know why you guys are mad at that kid The Simpsons sucks and it always sucked

Based and pedopilled

@458021340
trying too hard

I almost swiped a girl gossip magazine from a store when I was a kid but felt so guilty I had to put it back.

i'm sorry[/spoiler}

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It's current year you fucking Nazi, deal with it.

Soon enough incest and pedophilia will be accepted all over the world and you can't stop us ;)

thanks

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Wow, this is why I’m glad I don’t visit this website anymore. Yea Forums is full of degeneracy.

faggot

CHUCK'S FEED AND SEED

No, closest I ever did was buy a used 3ds game, rip the ROM, then return it

Few can deny that piracy is an immoral act. But saying it is the same as stealing is just plain wrong.

kys

formerly... wait a minute

But user, piracy isn't theFt.. you see thers no victem and iz just a copy iTs nnOt thhe sAmme tHANg pBLblpLlbLBlblbllbBPF

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SNEED'S SEED IN CHUCK

I remember those threads.
I never had the balls to do it, but I had saved the one for the PS3.

I wish Yea Forums wasn't just porn these days. It was fun when it was actually random.

>Thread hasn't been derailed with Lisa porn yet
boring

Yup. My last day at Target I decided I'd gone through enough bullshit and stole a copy of Blops 4. Don't regret it a bit and it turned out to be a pretty fun game

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>truth typed funnily becomes falsehood
huh

What's the context for this?

I'm on it

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>Yea Forums is one person

You're the only drooling retard here.
Also I pirate and deal with it all of you faggots

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Pedophilia is illegal in my country

please stop

No, I am not a nigger.

Bart was called on stage to accept a reward. He kissed lisa on the cheek as he got up, as is typical of someone when they come out of the audience to accept an award.

>On the cheek

More like, you're a pleb in your own country.

Smart people know how to have fun

It's literally the exact same faggot. Just because it's so easy to do and with much less risk compared to stealing something IRL doesn't at all change the fact that you're taking something without paying for it it both scenarios.

NO MAGGIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

*bzzzzzt* Wrong.

>having this saved on your computer

I have thousands of pictures of degenerate art like vore, furry and stuff on my hd and still this is crossing the line for me.

My last 2 weeks at GameStop I robbed that place fucking blind. Would swap new games in drawers with the placeholder box art we kept in the back and then point it out to my dumb fuck manager and say that a GA or someone must have counted wrong and he would just shrink them out. I’ll miss that big idiot. I’m sure he’s fired by now.

employees have an unfair advantage

how so?

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kek, that guys gonna be in debt for the rest of his life just so internet niggers could get free shit
couponsinthenews.com/2013/02/13/coupon-guy-sentenced-for-counterfeiting-printable-coupons/

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My friends did so I got several free games, they were giant thieves. At least one of them became a heroine addict and lives in the woods behind a wallmart.
Got CoD4, Diablo3, wow time cards, City of Villains, and some other bullshit.

Or they just checked the cctv and saw it was you?

You aren't paying $60 for the disc, but the licence to play the game. It pretty much is the same as pirating

I wouldn't mind fucking my sister.

Regular employees aren't allowed to accost you because they aren't properly trained and could result in a lawsuit for the store. If you leave the store the loss prevention officers aren't allowed to do anything. It isn't financially viable for them to try and stop some nigger from stealing $10 in cards, but they will stop you for trying to walk out of the store with a tv or something obvious.
tl;dr
you can steal candy, chapstick, and small stupid shit and nobody will actively try to stop you
>t. Former Target Employee

It just doesn't make sense how you could have never seen it unless you're literally like 12 which is probably what it is.

Yes, parasite eve. Bought it, then put a crappy music cd from college music journal I got from the college radio station. Friends worked at a computer repair store and had a shrink wrap machine. Had them shrink wrap it and returned the "game" to best buy. Got my money back and still had the game. This was in 1998 or 1999.

Was nervous about buying things at best buy for a few years.

I too live in the woods behind the equivalent of a Walmart in my country ( e-leclerc ) and I'm currently sniffing subutex.
Good times, good times...

The good thing about living in France is that you get free gibs and money easily if you're poor. So I'm high most of the time while amerimutts struggle to survive when homeless, ahah!

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Nice. So Yu-Gi-Oh cards are free.

kys

No, but I did steal a buffet breakfast from a holiday Inn yesterday

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no but my mom used to always send me to go buy groceries

after my brother got older I wanted to split what was supposed to be our work, but she kept sending me while saying shit like "user you're the older brother, you're stronger, he can't carry all that" even though he was at the same age where I started doing all that shit, I was like alright fine, you wanna keep playing me like this, ok then

after that every 2nd or 3rd time she gave me money to buy groceries, I would use up all the remaining money to buy games at a pawn shop, sometimes I hid them and she didn't realize, sometimes she looked through my shit because I was a sneaky little fucker even at 11yo, but she still kept sending me for some reason (I love my mom, but she's really not a rational thinker)

by the way you literally can't shoplift games anymore, and you haven't been able to since the 90s, stores always keep CDs and cartridges separate from the case so even if you were to successfully steal something, you'd end up with a empty piece of plastic

>always sucked

no.

do underground pirate stores count?
if yes, then throughout early 2000s I was serial game thief

Ask your moral compass to carefully get me a production team.

This is 100 percent true, they can politely ask to look in your bag but legally they actually can't physically stop you or forcibly search your bag.
So if you just say "No, I don't want you to look in my bag" or something along those lines and keep walking out the door there's really nothing they can do since they can't even prove that you've got stolen shit in there unless you were dumb enough to get caught on camera,

Though honestly if you do that enough times they might eventually refuse you entry to the store since it will eventually become obvious that you're stealing shit. The better strategy is to agree to the bag search and open one of your bag pockets that has no stolen stuff in it, they never ask to see in the other pockets so you can load the rest up with stolen crap as long as you show the inside of the main pocket when they ask and there's nothing stolen in there. Works 99 percent of the time, though real pros use secret pockets cut into the bag after purchase since then you definitely can't get caught.

I stole a 128 gb micro sd card from walmart once to use for something gaming related. does that count? This is back when they were expensive and not $20 like nowadays.

Basically, just walk by wall of trading cards and grab a pack or two and while you're doing your regular shopping just open the outer package and leave leave it on a shelf. While you're at it go into the candy aisle, open up a bag of the fun size candy and just take a few pieces while leaving the open bag on the shelf. Loss prevention isn't concerned about that kind of stuff and several hundred dollars worth of that shit is expected to go missing every week, it's literally just part of the system.

It's not a crime to be a pedo

Funny thing is most stores probably had a lot of people stealing trading cards because they tend to keep them behind the counter locked up now so kids can't steal them.

>Bart, I'm piss

I use to steal 1 month xbox live codes from GTA4 boxes back when I was like 17. They'd always leave them in there despite not leaving the disc in there. Does that count?

BART, GET OUT

He got some form of gov assistance, or maybe his mom did, cause he was always trying to sell his food stamps or something like that. He would make a living just stealing shit from walmarts and stores like it and either returning it to the stores for cash or trading it for food stamps with other hobo friends.
One of the most surreal experiences I had was the last time I saw him, I did some druggos with him, it was in a really nice house in a nice neighborhood and there was like 4 guys all fucked out of their mind, and a fat drug mom living there. Everyone would call her mom and do stuff for her.
Anyways, hope you do better, my druggy friend used to be super smart in highschool then turned into a bigger retard that me. I offered him a oddjobs and a real job one time but all he would do is attempt and fail at stealing from me.
Heres a random game screenshot. /endblog

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

yes we're here what is it

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they posted kiddie pron on this thread take it down NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

someone will put you down, kiddyfiddlers

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I'm not that hopeless and wrecked yet, actually I think I'll ask for more help and get myself an apartment.
I'm not hooked on drugs yet so I can still get out of this situation.

Yes, Bart and Lisa are siblings. That's why people are upset about it.

keep crying baby

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>real pros use secret pockets
Real pros go to home depot, load up a flatbed cart with paints and shit and just walk out the door because Home Depot doesn't have the security alarms. Elite level thieves take the paints and things to another home depot and return them for store credit.

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when I was a kid I rented Pokemon MD Explorers of Sky from Family Video and carefully peeled the sticker off the cartridge, swapped it with some $10 shovelware puzzle game, and returned the shovelware and kept Pokemon. I felt really bad and to date it's probably the most expensive thing I've physically stolen.

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Store credit I you can rebuy the shit you already stole?

Why are people freaking out, nothing wrong happens on the picture

Yep. Stole a copy of ffta from Walmart back when it came out. It was just an impulse and I feel nothing over it

I stole a gamecase when I was young, maybe 8. Our neighbor was an annoying shit but he has Pokemon Pinball but I stole his game case and hid the rest of the shit in a a bush by our house. Never suspected but my dad did ask us how we got the game.

a male bringing a bag into any store should be a huge red flag for anyone. do people actually do this if their intention isn't to shoplift?

>you can rebuy the shit you already stole?
Yes, or buy actual power tools that you can sell for a good amount of money. There is a reason Pawn Stores are filled with power tools and other shop shit.

Uh, sneed?

Stole Sonic Heroes from a blockbuster 15+ years ago, they let us rent the game and they kept no record of it in the database at the other stores when we moved, we could just go in and rent more games/movies when we wanted to and no one even batted an eye.

I'll offer 1 piece of advice. That apt sounds like a good idea, the easiest way to become an addict is having easy access. So if right now youre in a situation where it's readily available and everyone around you is doing it, it's super easy to fall into the habit, so separating yourself (and not turning your pace into a drug den) is how to escape it.

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Sorry user but your spoiler is totally wrong.
There have been multiple news stories about thieves specifically being caught and charged BECAUSE they were stupid enough to try and return stolen goods for store credit or cash.

It doesn't work and exposes you to additional risk for very little benefit. If you want cash it's much easier to rob people's bags and wallets by going to a local public pool and raiding the lockers to find people's bags.
When I was a kid I stole hundreds of dollars by doing that, never got caught.

No wonder people say it's the worst one, jesus christ

Lots of people who are going to or from work/uni have backpacks user.
I have a backpack in stores pretty much all the time for that exact reason because I take the bus to and from work and often stop at the stores on the way home.

Hah I never heard what came of all that. Those threads started getting most entertaining as it went on and people were making coupons for more outrageous amounts/getting chased by store managers. The penalty seems excessive, sharing the information seems like it should be 1st amendment protected.

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>BECAUSE they were stupid enough to try and return stolen goods for store credit or cash.
Read the news stories, they attempted to return them to the same store. They also attempted to return large amounts at one time. A single can of paint can run around $150, so claiming that you simply purchased more than you actually needed is a viable excuse. The trick to being a thief is not being a dumb nigger.

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Imagine putting your face in here before being raided by the FBI

imagine being attracted to yellow skinned cartoon characters

what's more sexy than kidney failure

It's not the weirdest material I've used to fap. I visit derpibooru weekly.

I've only recently started watching Simpsons. Never cared nor will I continue to care. Futurama is waaay better.

>horsefucker
kek

Not a game, when I worked at gamestop back in HS I stole a psp memory card because the system got taken in without them knowing it was in it, and we had to send them out as defective to be factory reset. Instead of bothering to enter the card in the system and then defect it I just kept it.

based

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>Early Nintendo Points program era
>Used to go into several Gamestop's, open their 3DS games hoping that employees were dumb enough to keep documentation
>Steal registration codes
>Register 3DS codes and get free vidya/items courtesy of Nintendo

Would I do it again?

Probably not, very low risk situation with little value to the reward. I ended up selling or losing most of the stuff that I got, except a pack of Yoshi's Story playing cards. I still use those to play poker with friends

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Seasons 1 to 8 are the only ones you should watch.

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> Futurama
There were too many "Fry&Leela sorting out their relationship" episodes

>OH MY GOD DO YOU SEE THAT? THAT PERSON NEEDS TO CARRY PERSONAL BELONGINGS AROUND WITH HIM AND IS OVER AN ARBITRARY AGE LIMIT THAT I MADE UP! WHAT A LOSER!
Come on user, really?

It's his fault for pleading guilty.

I unironically had a friend who stole that Cory in the House game from a Walmart

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>be me
>be 14/15 can’t remember
>mom drops me off at mall to goof around while she goes to watch some chick flick
>recently have gotten a knack for stealing cds from Walmart
>think I’m a high level thief that can’t be stopped
>decide to hit the big times
>go into Spencer’s
>pocket some cool neon sunglasses and put the tag under some hat
>pocket a pin that says “I pooped today!”
>walk out of store
>am instantly greeted by mall cop saying “Sir! Can you come back here?”
>takes me back into store
>smug neckbeard lifts up hat I hid tag under and literally says “nice try kiddo”
>have to call mom while she’s in the middle of a movie to come pick up her thief son from Spencer’s
>grounded for a month
>banned from the mall for a year
>older brother constantly says “I pooped today!” and laughs his ass off around me

I deserved it.

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I wish it was ok for men to have purses. That shit is too handy for certain occasions.

Yeah you deserved it for being a shit thief.
I stole shit throughout my entire childhood and never got caught because I wasn't a scrub.

fanny packs are acceptable

Why do you think man bags have become a thing over the last 10 years user?
It's useful being able to carry extra shit with you.

Not even The Rock can pull off the fanny look.

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No I'm not a nigger.

Have they? I remember my friend had something like that and we'd make fun of him, but that was a long time ago and I havent stepped outside other than to get drunk in a very long time.

True, i don't get why it's all porn since there's boards specifically for that. they don't even post something that would be banned there.

2019 the rock probably could though.
>that haircut
>that turtleneck
>that gold chain
embarrassing

Only from friends and family.

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>2010
>really wanted 360
>would bring big ass jacket to Walmart
>pocket anywhere from 4-6 "discount bin" games that were not wired for security
>trade games into gamestop, buddy worked there so it was cool
>ended up trading in over 100 games
>amassed over $1K in credit, thanks to promos as well
>got my 360

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just use a duffel bag, satchel, or laptop bag

fucking pussy

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You're not taking anything with piracy, the original owner still have everything.

You're sure about that ?

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I think at my store they allow you to steal once because then they have the evidence on camera that you walked out completely. Then next time you come in they will tail you/watch you and then stop and arrest you if you shoplifted again.

Someone at my department got fired but apparently they were just taking lunch off the shop floor and literally eating it on the shop floor so for some retarded reason they couldn't do them for shoplifting?? My store is a piece of shit and I'm not surprised when someone steals because they're so fucking useless at dealing with them anyway.

This is something I was thinking about but never really got a proper thread to say it, what about game credit codes, like steam wallet, ps+ or whatever mmo shit is popular at the time? Couldn't you theoretically just take a bunch of those, go to the bathroom and redeem them all on your phone and then just walk out? I felt like trying that a couple times but I always pussy out, seems like it's not worth the hassle if I get caught doing that shit or they look at the security tapes or whatever

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No, I've never stolen a thing in my life, but that's more because my mother wouldn't let me out of the house without supervision for anything. Or let me go anywhere without supervision. She even sabotaged most of the friendships I had as a kid so I'd never have anywhere to go. Then later dragged me out of our home in the suburbs to live in the country where the nearest game store was a day's walk away. Now that I think about it, she made it impossible for me to go anywhere or do anything until I was a man.

A friend of mine did burn me a copy of Dawn of War, does that count as theft?

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But purses are pretty

They are ok if there isn't some homo attached to it.

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they need to be activated at the counter

Is taht an example of a homo? Literally has a fag in his mouth.

No because I was not a fucking retard and instead pirated them like a sane person

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Those cards don't work until they're "activated at the register" assumedly but I think that might be just some bullshit

the only way this would be acceptable as a man is if there was a bowling ball inside that bag

oh I see, I feel kinda stupid now

but yeah it's a little weird, how does the system work exactly? I feel like some random store in the middle of nowhere isn't exactly tech savvy enough for that sorta shit but what do I know? the only way of finding out would be actually doing it

some people got some serious swag in the early days
man that was fun

Lol I don't agree with it, but your post reminded me of that image. A fucking massive landwhale took that picture, by the way.

>Was in UK CD store with friend
>Looking at CDs
>Go back to my friend
>She has a pocket knife and is cutting security seals off and putting those CDs in her bag

Jesus christ that super stressed me out because if she was caught I potentially could have been in a lot of trouble for something I had nothing to do with.

Actual gift cards need to be activated, but some of the more obscure ones like the ones that need a coin or something to scratch the stuff off or have the cardboard pulloff tab will work out the gate.

2nd story

>Huge craze about 5 years ago with people fucking with coupons
>edited a $100 off Nintendo DS coupon
>edited a $250 off PS4 coupon
>tards at Walmart never second guessed me

I'd post some but you morons would probably try them and get caught/arrested

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Not from a store, but when I was invited to house parties I used to sneak into whichever room had the videogames and steal a few.

Also same store:

>Buy CD
>Walking away from till, decide to open CD to see music booklet
>Other member of staff accuses me of stealing, had to show receipt to prove I'm not some thief

How is the pic related? Did Trump make election coupons that secured him the electoral college?

No because pirating is easier and legally safer

does steam wallet need to be activated? I feel like it's just a scratch off type

R E N T F R E E

Sadly no.
Tons and tons of movies on VHS though. Can't remember why I/We never stole games, but I'm sure there was a reason.

>write down a bunch of the codes
>wait for someone to buy them
>use it before they do

No, Russia did.

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French too, what aprt of the country are you in ?

this. havent you been paying attention, user? russian trolls and hackers helped him win the election

>buy a game on steam
>have no intention of paying for it
>play for 1hour59m
>refund
hehehe

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no, but some nigger accused me of it and i never went back to that place

Pretty good

it's called a satchel and it's perfectly fine for men to carry around

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I posted a fake coupon but realized it wasn't worth the trouble.

probably work. you'd have to camp out waiting for someone to buy them though. seems like a waste of time

Everyone behind him is laughing at him and saying wtf? cause of his purse.

men being the key word. not soi faggots and neckbeards

soul souless

No user. I have a $50 steam card sitting right here that I haven't even tried to redeem, I got it for Christmas

Somewhere in Charente Maritime. Why do you ask?

I don't have any money if you're planning anything funny, and my phone's screen is cracked.

i stolen yugioh cards though

not according to your lord and saviour mueller, reddit

Thank god you circled him I would have spent hours looking at the photo trying to find him

But mueller hasnt said anything yet. He will be testifying in a few days

>buy game in store
>they put it in a plastic bag and I continue doing my shopping
>some guy comes up to me and asks to see my receipt
>show him my receipt
>walk up to customer service and return the game
Treat me like a nigger and you won't get my money.

Lmao already having junky parano ? I was just curious since they don't have e.lecler here in Haute-Loire.

never bought one before. what do they look like? is it really just a card with a code on the front of it? i would assume all gift cards nowadays have one of those scratch off parts you need the number from to redeem it

post a picture of the wallet code for me to inspect to make sure you're not lying

According to the NSA though
dni.gov/files/documents/ICA_2017_01.pdf

sneed

You better be on your guard when you're homeless even in the countryside because of the fucking gypsies. They don't have any soul and will fuck you up just for the laugh if they can corner you all alone.

I know it's not as terrible as being homeless in the United States of fatmerica, but it's still shit.

No. I'm not a nigger. I pirate all the time though :^)

I dream of robbing my local retro game store and stealing all the SNES and N64 games I can carry

Is that the "we dont collect any metadata from US citizens" NSA?

>Walmart has all those older games for $20 that sit on the shelf, not behind glass.
>used to go, put like 10 of those in my cart.
>would walk thru the store pretending to look at items, throwing items in my cart, while I actually would cut the plastic and plastic sticker on the game cases so I could take the disc out without having to open the case all the way.
>would do this to all the game cases, then 1 by 1 put the cases somewhere inconspicuous, a trash can or under clothes or something, that way they do t find a shopping cart with 10 empty cases.
>after I had all the discs I would just walk out, no bar codes, no nothing.
> head straight to game stop in the same parking lot, trade in my 10 shitty old games with no cases for whatever they would give me, normally 2 or 3 new/newer games I actually wanted.
>rinse and repeated for about 4 years.
I dunno how I was never caught but I did not pay for games for a long while. I stopped doing it when I finally got a job that paid enough to buy both all thr necessities AND games.
No regerts.

My great gran-dad was gypsy lol. But yeah I get it. I don't think you'll meet a lot of them on Yea Forums though.

Nice try to discredit the people that you believe hold everyone's information though. Surely they don't know what they are talking about it because they lie about knowing everything everyone is talking about.

I have come to say the S-word.

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Yeah, technically. When Nintendo was ending their rewards program, I wanted all the coins I could get. So I went to Gamestop and took pictures of dozens of codes on used games with my phone. While I was in the process of doing this, one of the game cases happened to have a copy of Kingdom Hearts 3D inside. I pocketed it and went right on taking pics of the game inserts.

btw I got fucking thousands of coins from doing that, got a few dozen games and pieces of merch

He doesn't have the money he is owed for you taking his product

It's just that I don't trust anyone lately. At least it's good to see other french people on Yea Forums, It's better to be browsing this than the cuckfest called j(ew)v.com

I stole Pokemon Black 2 from a best buy. A week later they switch to the cardboard system. I was just a kid desu

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I'm both disappointed and impressed

>have roving bands of thieves and murderers that rape and pillage with impunity and government aid
>still lacks the self awareness to realize the state of cuckoldry Europe is in
smdh

The only thing good about jv.com is that it's neither reddit nor twitter. It's different. It's still shit though. Anyway good luck finding a place.

>I don't know anything but I'll pretend stuff from two words on your sentence.
Nice try retard.

Let me on your website you french bastards, it says site cant be reached

But you didn't take anything.

How dark is your skin and how long as has your mother been a whore?

Don't worry he saw a bunch of propaganda memes on /pol/ he is a historian and sociologist.

you took an illegal copy of the game's files though

No but i stole 50 bucks from a friend to buy sekiro on release. I had enough money but he just had the fucking money lying around his desk in his house so i just took it

Real name of the website is jeuxvideo.com
Yeah it's illegal but it's very different from theft.

wasn’t guessing wii mini codes much easier to do since you could just add a few digits get another working code when you found one
got every 3ds game nintendo offered when they were ending it that way

I've stolen every pokemon game since bw2 from the gamestop in my mall

how so? you stole those files. stealing means without permission

>stealing
>in the age of piracy

what a pleb.

hehehe jewvideo.

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Gypsies would NEVER be tolerated in Burgerstan, for all its problems. Pusy fags like yourself would not be able to comprehend that though, having given away your ability to defend yourself long ago. Not that a frog has ever had the balls to defend itself in the first place.

Nope. I would always pussy out

>simpsons porn
>triggered libcucks
>barely anyone getting angry about pirates
Wtf is this thread?

Why would you want to browse this abomination? You're banned pronto for no reason and it's filled with cretinous bootlicking assholes reporting you every times you dare posting anything that isn't politically correct.

Anyway try using a VPN and a french ip, maybe it'll do the job.

I went through a phase of stealing games from Best Buy literally just to see if I could.
GBA games were super easy, racked Pokemon Emerald and Fire Red from just walking around and slipping the cart out of the box. Also managed to steal a PS3 God of War remaster that I never played once. The disc based games were pretty hard to be discreet about, so that one capped off my kleptomaniac days

>defend yourself
Burgers use their guns as safety blankets. They shoot family members by accident more often than home intruders.

In a normal theft, the stolen object is removed from it's proprietary, that guy can't sell it anymore. In piracy, nothing is removed so the object can still be sold. You're only removing a potential profit. A lot of people who pirate stuff pirate stuff they wouldn't have bought. It's very complex. Still it's illegal for the moment so you shouldn't do it.
>Gypsies are inherently evil.

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I used to have a asshole friend who would go to multiple movie rental stores back in the day, rent games, then never return them. He did it to about 20 different stores before getting cought and banned from blockbuster and Hollywood video.

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>Still it's illegal for the moment so you shouldn't do it.
Nice try jewstein.

Instead you have swarms of niggers and spics killing you if you dare cross their path.

I think I'll keep my gypsies, thanks

Fat women are the fucking worst.

Careful with that hate speech brother. Wouldn't want to get locked up.

Guys I'm balding FAST. Should I just shave it all off?

You shouldn't do it from a moral standpoint. Nobody's preventing you from getting over it. I pirate too.

I have a luscious full thick head of hair since for ever and I shave that shit off. Fuck getting haircuts. Do it, get it over with.

>its not stealing because the original still exists
this is such a weak argument. I can steal ideas, knowledge and secrets without the owner losing the original but it's still considered theft.

What's wrong about wearing a backpack?

Thanks getting it done this weekend.

you just know she eats tubs of peanut butter while her nigger dog eats it off her rotten egg pussy

You stole the secret game knowledge of how to unlock a green outfit.

Eh, I've never really had any moral issue with playing a game made by some jew who just wants my shekels.

I'm homeless, the police can't catches you if you've got no address

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It depends a lot on where are you balding. If you have the big bald spot in the back of the head, it's fucking ugly but if it's the front of the head that's disappearing you're OK.
If you steal an idea but keep it to yourself, no harm is done, right ? If you steal an idea with the intent of using it against the guy who had it first in some way, it's problematic. If you pirate a movie and try to make some bucks by having a pirate cinema it's not the same as if you're just watching the movie alone in your sofa.

I did register a couple of wii minis, but I heard that some people who really abused it (like, registering 20 fucking systems) were getting banned or suspended. I didn't know if it was true, but it made me careful about it.
It wasn't exactly my finest hour.

>big bald spot in the back of the head
>the front of the head that's disappearing
It's both bro..

>I can steal ideas, knowledge and secrets
>and use them for your own personal entertainment and nothing else
How is is this wrong? You literally hurt no one.

Neither have I.
As always, it's a bad idea to abuse hard of something. Always be cautious.

its exactly the same the dollar values are just different. stop trying to justify being a nigger

Well there's still haircut that works.

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tfw I was already balding at age 18

>Never watched the simpsons

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so stealing with the intent of distributing it is bad but enabling those who do it is okay?

I'm only 26.

The last thing I pirated is a shitty movie I would never have seen otherwise besides at a friend's if they had it. What harm was done ? Nothing.

>so stealing with the intent of distributing it is bad
Never said that, if you distribute it freely it's way different than if you try to make people pay for it even though you pirated it. Also you say bad, it's stupid, if it's illegal it's always "bad".

what do you use for carrying stuff outside?

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>i'm sorry[/spoiler}

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you were given free entertainment that (were you not a nigger) you would have had to pay for otherwise

Use a hat, a wig or do the operation to have hair again.

I don't want to look like I'm compensating, and operations are too expensive. I'll just follow the original advice and get is shaved off.

just shave your head and wear hats

But I would never have paid for it. No profit would have been made in anyway. Also now I can talk about that movie since I saw it so I may do free advertisement. No money lost and a small chance of gaining money.

formerly fuck and suck

shave it and get fitt.

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If you go into a store firing a gun you can take any games you want

you said
>If you steal an idea with the intent of using it against the guy who had it first in some way, it's problematic.
to which I am saying, freely distributing their ideas/products is using it against them by offering a free alternative that is no different to their premium product would count as using it against them, no?

I remember having a bag in America and being really confused when employees would come and ask me to let them hold my bag. I was like "nah I'm good". I only realized after a little while itwas for theft prevention. Never had that shit happen to me in Ireland

That's why you never seed. Screw the makers over and screw other pirates over for the ultimate good/evil mix.

Yeah I guess they just let people steal shit in Ireland, makes sense

and you also would never have gotten the entertainment out of it. not quite sure how you aren't understanding this.

the creators of x movie aren't making money off rental fees so you advertising to your friends that x movie was good does nothing for the original creator of x movie. the only instance this works is if you're pirating the cam versions of movies still in theaters

>work at barnes and noble
>work in area where dvds and cds are sold
>find out cameras can't make anything out
>constantly steal box sets of movies and cds
>claim it was niggers who stole
>boss never suspects a thing

I managed to make over 500 bucks selling things.

ireland doesn't have a black problem like america does...

No but when we were kids me and my brother went into a supermarket and found all of the Jackie Chan Adventures magazines that came out each week with a talisman from the show, me and my brother just started tearing open the plastic wraps and taking all the medallions, we ended up with like 20 of them and I sold them to kids at school. Pic related were the ones I got

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Oh I thought you were talking about the cinema thing but it was in another post, sorry.
If you distribute freely an idea you stole, it's arming the guy who had it if either he intended to make profit with it or you're saying it's was your idea all along while it was his.
>the creators of x movie aren't making money off rental fees so you advertising to your friends that x movie was good does nothing for the original creator of x movie.
If I bought it off rental he wouldn't make any money either, what's your point ?

>so you advertising to your friends that x movie was good does nothing for the original creator of x movie.
Theres been plenty of studies to prove you wrong. Pirating and sharing that X is good, makes X maker more money.
arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/09/eu-study-finds-piracy-doesnt-hurt-game-sales-may-actually-help/
The classic example that you can see on Yea Forums every day is nostalgia faggots talking about their favorite games, plenty of whom pirated cause they were kids with no money, and all of them go on steam buy a new copy and convince all the new blood to try the game too.

Lol I only ever used a McDonald's meal one. Thanks guy; hope you aren't getting raped.

what kind of idiot asshole would steal a game from a store, which would actively lose money, when pirating exist?

you are making gypsies who steal tobacco look cooler than you.

>I didnt even care that much for yugioh I just liked opening the packs
Lol

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Yeah you have an Irish problem, I know.

>it's a Yea Forums justifies being a nigger episode
why does this play every single day?

Always online game, cant pirate

this to be quite honest.

No because if I'm getting a physical copy I want the case.

no cause im not a poor nigger

I feel bad for the kid who rented it afterwards.

Oh shit poor guy.

Thanks for the dry heave bro

I stole putty squad.

I stole your anal virginity yesterday night.

the only thing i have ever stolen is a back of skittles when i was 4.

patapon
its what got me into rhythm games

Halo ODST came with two disks at the rental store, I only returned one.
Free Halo 3 maps.

I got a Bonestorm for ya right here.
In my pants.

I used to do that working in a bookstore too. People would donate their old books, and it was my job to check the resell value. We got a couple hundred every week, and I'd usually sneak out a $50-$60 one once a week.

No, but I have pirated.

I've 'stolen' plenty of games from Blockbuster/Video Ezy

Dad?

Hi son.

Yeah one of the Yugioh GBA games was outside the glass at Target

I shat on a kid's christmas by sneakily switching my bag (full of shitty xbox360 discount bin games, about $20 dollars worth) with their parents', which contained the back then newly released pokémon alphasapphire, I think I've told the story here before.

Why does he have a thumb going down his pants like he is trying to finger his pecker?

Tsuji method in the next few years. Just hang in there bro. We're all gonna make it.

Is that trigglypuff?

sort of. i opened a box for vanilla world of warcraft and wrote down the key because i didn't feel like i should have to pay 49.99 if i was going to pay $15 bucks a month. considering the amount of money i spent on the game and the expansions i don't feel remotely guilty about it.

How many user here have actually robbed something AND gotten away with it? How many of you arewhite?

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Does Utorrent count?

Yes it is. Support gamedevs you cunt.

Its broken now so it doesnt matter

The games are kept locked away at the check in. What you find in the store are just empty cases for demo purposes. Its been that way for decades.

I walked into a GameStop early during the day when it was dead while everyone was at work. There was one cashier bitch working. As soon as I entered, I hopped over the counter and pistol-whipped her with the piece I was carrying. I immediately started ravaging her, ripping off her clothes and raping her and beating her until she was unconscious. After cumming inside, I pissed on her body. Then I stole as many games as I could shove into the backpack I had. I shot her in the foot for good measure then left with no witnesses.

Yes, I am majority white and just white considered in Brazil.

>white
>brazil

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I have some hard news for you, my spic friend.

no (yes)

I know people who steal from thrift stores. Most of the time there was no cameras so they could just walk in the back to take stuff then leave.
Most of the shit in thrift stores is fucking useless already so realistically it's not worth it.

pirate?
i was BORROWING them from a friend online
he has every game ever that HE paid for and i am BORROWING them for as long as i want.

you can't refute this, ever =^)

Used to do it all the time in BestBuy.

He is hiding the embarrassment that is the fanny pack.

stole a bunch of PC games back in the day from the drugstore. They were in one of thoes bargain baskets. Think I got Full Throttle and Space Quest 6 to name a few. Eventually parents found out and got mad but I got to keep em.

They need to be activated.

I stole a store from a video game. Does that count?

Story time kids
>be me at shitty reselling place
>I am with my parents
> we have a bunch of time to spare before we were going to see a movie
>The store is tiny and only a few good things there
>Go on smart phone and browse Yea Forums
> I hear someone coming and I don't want to get caught reading Yea Forums by parents so I quickyl put phone away
> "I SAW THAT"
>Old lady that looks homeless is there with two kids and walks off
>No idea what just happened
>Parents tell me that the old lady told the manager that I was stealing
> I had to talk to the manager for 5 minutes to explain what was going on
> While this is happening I see the old lady's kids steal shit
> Now I am late for the movie
I didn't get fucked over but that wasn't a fun day. The movie wasn't that good either.

>stealing from a store
why would I do that when I can just buy something from amazon and get the customer service person to refund me a week later by claiming it didnt arrive

did this to get my ssd and mobo for free

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don't they ask questions just in case? do they just let you have it for free?

Sneed posters are mentally ill

wow user you are just figuring this out?

provided you dont sign for it usually they ask you to wait afew days and contact them again if its still not turned up. if you wait and contact them again they just refund you.

If you do sign for it, dont sign your real name obviously and you may have to lie more.
For the ssd and mobo they came together, roomate signed for it, I claimed I never recived it, had the fucking delivery guy turn up at my house and I just look him straight in the eyes and say I never got it.
Once the delivery guy left I got onto amazon customer support and they refunded me

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Friend of mine tried to steal a PS3 from Walmart once.
His defense story was he got the PS3 first, then did a little grocery shopping, putting all the shit on top of it. Then when he got the check out, the line was really long, so he decided to put his cart back first, take all the stuff out, and then get back in line, which is when loss prevention approached him.
I've tried to play this scenario out where it isn't, or at least doesn't look like, blatant stealing, but I cant buy his story.

Very early in the 2000's I stole a copy of FF7 out of the glass case at a Meijers. They left the case open.

>I believe cops over my own friend

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No but I remember when I worked at Walmart I found an empty case for Defiance on release day lmao can you imagine the guy who steals an MMO?

FRIENDLY REMINDER: Games Devs already got paid, so the publishers are the one who are getting fucked.

FRIENDLY REMINDER: Companies aren't losing money from pirates who never planned on paying for it anyways

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Yeah chill dude you and thousands of other people do this Amazon just puts you on a list and if the value rises above a certain level you are investigated you aren’t pulling some genius scheme your just another dude stealing from amazon lol

No, the most i ever stolen was a few pieces of candy when no one is looking. The 10-20 cent variety of candy

But gypsies are in America

this. amazon doesn't need to waste resources tracking down every asshole who decides to steal one or two things from them. if you try this more than once or twice they will come after you though.

They CAN call the cops, and the cops can search you, but no one does that shit for a 3 dollar misdemeanor.

this happened to me with a cap gun. my parents caught me and were pissed off but also too embarrassed to return it to the store, so we got to keep it.

>ask how stealing from amazon works in a thread dedicated to stealing
>I answer you
>"Yeah well thats not special you're just stealing fuck you"
Whatever dude

Ive done it about 20 times, the trick is to make legit purchases between the stolen items.

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It takes 8 minutes for cops to respond to a shooting.
By the time the mall guards have called the cops you can just leave

that makes sense. i order enough on amazon that i can get away with it intermittently. i admit i have done it with a few games and amiibo but i wouldn't make a habit of doing it with expensive things like computer parts.

Sundown is based

I guess people only like robin hood in fiction and not irl

t. sovereign citizens

I bet you pay your traffic fines in pennies and complain when they say it's not legal tender

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Does buying from key resellers count?

You don’t have to comply if you’re outside the store

yeah usually I dont do things as expensive as pc parts got a £400 refund for that because knowing I was gonna do it I picked the good shit., usually its just video games at £40

Did it the first time when I bought a console version of payday 2 and it was so shit and I felt so ripped off I got a refund and then sold the game at a game store afterwards and still felt ripped off. But yeah its an intermittent thing.

they're right though. literally every single major corporation trains their loss prevention agents not to attempt to physically restrain customers.

user you don't have to comply even if you're in the store. they're security guards, not police. if they put a hand on you, you can destroy them and claim self defense.

No but I stole a big jar of nutella a few times when I was a kid

When I worked at Target I'd steal games all the time. Like 2/3rds of my PS2 collection was stolen.

>user shoves a bunch of games into his bag and runs towards the door
>security guard asks user to look in his bag and puts his hand on your shoulder
>user screams SELF DEFENCE STAND YOUR GROUND as he pulls out his AR-15 and shoots the mall up

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only if they got caught

You stole the same jar more than once? That's dedicated

>steal nutella
>return nutella for cash or store credit
>steal same nutella
>repeat
>????
>profit

>puts his hand on your shoulder
clear violation of the NAP

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>literally profit from a game
>still feel ripped off
that bad huh?

clear violation of the NAP
agreed just like being jewish is btw

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i worked at hollywood video while they were in the process of going out of business. literally no one gave a single fuck from the shift supervisors all the way up through regional management because they were too busy looking for new jobs. my roommate and i probably made off with about 60 Wii and 360 games when it was all said and done.

Eh some people are born rich and everything is free for them, when they stop existing I'll buy stuff instead of taking it with no consequences

Zoom zoom

I was with a friend who put a box of captain crunch in his jacket and the security guard lifted him off the ground and carried him to his office when we tried to exit
I would have laughed harder if I wasn't so goddamn hungry at the time

There sure was a lot of lisa porn in this thread

Imagine being this cucked

No, but I have done what he did and looked at games in hopes a stranger would buy it for me.

2001-2006 glory years for stealing computer vida at target

I stole a game from here once, one guy said to another guy to post his steam account for hollow knight and I posted my steam account first

I once gave an user around 30 decent hb keys I hadn't redeemed for years
he was in a holiday gifting thread telling a story about how he lost his job and all that
gave him the keys and he was grateful
a few weeks later he unfriended me
then a week after that I saw him posting the same story in another thread
really soured my opinion of charity towards humans in general as I think of that cunt every time I see a bum and this was years ago
the only exception is animals, which is why I drive around with a bag of dog food as bums don't normally keep cats

They're covered by the same thin film like you find on scratch-off lottery tickets you goober. You'd have to scratch it off, and at that point no one is going to pay for a card that's been scratched off already.

>He still thinks Russia hacked vote totals despite 0 evidence and continuous denials by the Intel agencies

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Did you at least call him out in the later thread?

not beyond
>what about those ones I gave you
I wasn't angry at him, just disappointed
it was charity, so I didn't really expect anything back like I was buying his friendship or something
but my thing was once you get some nice things maybe leave the gifts for someone who hasn't got shit yet

>older brother constantly says “I pooped today!” and laughs his ass off around me
Fuck that's good.

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>Pre-order inside the store
>Takes forever
>Buy game from store online
>Receive two copies
>Go to store
>They say they got my order and give it to me
>"Already paid, bye!"
>3 copies of a game

Draw it back on with a silver sharpie or something.

I stole some chocolate eggs in a dollar store a few times by just opening the wrapper and eating it. I stole a small toy car in kindergarden and I stole a yugioh card (ultra rare trap card forgot the name) from a kid once and he caught me later and had his parents come to my home to get it. That’s about it.

No, my guilty conscience would drive me insane.

One time i stole Quest 64 from a mall.

so the best part of this photo is this was taken at a psychiatric office. i know this because i actually went there for 10 years of my life
the person that took the photo is this bitch twitter.com/csydelko
the thing you need to know is that WHOLE DEPARTMENT where this photo is taken is ONLY psychiatrists. if you are there, you are seeing one.

when i brought this up to mine, they had a full blown investigation and they banned her from ever going into that building or seeing anyone there. i did the right thing especially given who this bitch is. if that motherfucker had a mental breakdown you could have seen a shooting but you may not have because its unpredictable

based

No, actually. I did steal sweets very briefly. Felt bad pretty quickly. To steal games, I'd have needed a decent enough PC to run them, and my brother would have had to have let me use the family computer.

>buying his friendship
For online friends, I wouldn't recommend buying anything, ever. I've done it three times with a bunch of purchases, because I'm a irredeemable moron, when I thought I had a really good friend, but they inevitably drift from you, because it's hard to maintain friendships online, especially because everyone's either nasty as hell, or slightly awkward.

my favorite part was seeing when it was taken. she had taken it literally a week before my appointment to go there. we knew when she took it, whre exactly in the room it was taken, who she was seeing for her appointment, but we dont know who the guy was
whoever that guy was he has good taste in shoes

No

doing god's work
crazy that she has nearly a million followers on twitter lol

/trash/ is an unironically better board than Yea Forums nowadays

sneed?

>fat bitch that does fuck all and mocks people has millions of followers
>does something that she thought she could get away with
not on my watch. unfortunately i dont go there anymore as they stopped accepting my insurance

still though, good eye
I don't know what you sought help for but while you're here, I finally bit the bullet and scheduled a mental health appointment after a decade of what I'd call manic depression.
never been diagnosed with anything so the qualifier "what I'd call"
1 did it actually help you and 2 do you have any recommendations for me to get the most out of it?

no, i never did it
ps: chileans are faggots

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I had my own fucking grandmother steal a jacket and gift it to me for Christmas i feel like my family is worse than a pack of feral niggers some times.

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shit him by laughter boys

Around 2002 Electronics Boutique used to put all their used dreamcast games/accessories on the wall in plastic baggies (no box).

What this meant was, you could stack like 15 games in your hand and swiftly deposit them into your Jnco sized pocket without the clerk noticing shit.

I had quite the collection of VMU's and games

only thing I've ever stolen was a whole box of parmesan cheese packets when I worked at Domino's

this better be shopped

high mogolic

ye i did

Kinda.
I traded in Rogue Squadron on the GameCube for Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes at Game.

I got the money off the game but the checkout guy put both games in a bag and handed them to me.

So I walked out the store.

Yes, i'm a nigger
I don't care and none of you faggots can stop me

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No but I stole a game boy game from a fag in elementary school.

I stole a grand theft auto box set (gta 3, vice city, san andreas) from target when I was 12. Just stuck it in my pants and walked out the door.

MODS

kys

i stole a lego door from my school once, that's it

How does one steal a game from them selves?

He was a literal faggot by the way, and at that young age.

no seriously kys

lmao don't bring your cringey nintencrap to the school retard

why are you still alive?
I said kys

ahaha seething soi boi

kek

holy shit user BTFO

shoot the heart instead of head so you actually die
not like being a vegetable would be any different than your current state though

roflmao where did chad touch you in school?

how do you know it sucks if you never watched it?

how do you know it chucks if you never sucked it

Not him but the most obvious thing a lot of people forget is don't lie. Lying to a therapist is like giving someone else's blood for a blood test.

yeah, I was planning on being honest except for about how often I think about sudoku
I still need to work and can't afford time in a white jacket

Only EA games

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no

never

Nah

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all I've stolen is Gucci loafers and German cars.

based sneedposter

First time I lifted something I swiped a drink from a gas station.
Most I swiped was a drunk gambler's pocket book from his jacket, had about $500 in it.
I don't anymore because I have a job and I'd gladly pay the guy back if I knew him.

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Nope. the only thing i've ever stole was a Crazy bones from a flea market.

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Also, yeah, I'm pretty white.

>Pokemon Black 2
>I was just a kid
Ha ha, I was just a kid to when Black and White 2 came out to user a 21 year old kid

best buy used to leave diablo 3 boxes out, so my buddy read a key out of one and activated it on bnet on the spot. headed home empty handed and ready to game

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Cause it's all underage nufags now.

No, I'm white.

If Yea Forums can be a considered a store with lecherous anons for sale, yes, I've stolen lots of cum from anons. That was probably just a joke. I've never stolen any games from a store.

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Wasn't possible cause all the game discs were locked up behind the counter, so all you would be stealing is an empty case.

Nah. Only things I ever steal are groceries from WalMart and usually just when the fucking self checkout isn't scanning it right. Like I swipe and swipe and it just won't pick it up? Whatever, toss it in a bag and move on.

>0 evidence
Theres tons of evidence
>continuous denials by the Intel agencies
Every intel agency, NSA, CIA, FBI, DHS, and others, as well as every allied intelligence agency have all said, multiple times, that Russia interfered with elections. You are literally brainwashed. Here is a report they created.
dni.gov/files/documents/ICA_2017_01.pdf

Yeah, this is how I got my Dark souls 2 super edition for PS3. This was when they were using Royal Mail and not their own courier though.

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Formerly Fuck's

Yeah, I used to shoplift a lot when I was a poor ass teenager and wanted things like new shoes, or shirts without holes in them
Fortunately never got caught and I grew out of it long ago

Stealing is immoral.

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Stealing is good for the economy

>this thread is still up
ive just had head issues my whole life. you need a psychiatrist to get medication for brain shit. ive gotten to the point where i no longer need them so im doing pretty okay
regardless, the bitch made a huge mistake and paid for it because even a crazy brain damaged cunt like me knows we dont need a dude to go out on a shooting spree because this fat bitch made fun of him

stealing from big companies like walmart is morally correct

Just panties from my friend's sisters. Had a chance to swipe one of those Nickelodeon GBA Episode things but I didn't.

Actually I nicked some kids happy meal toy. It was one of those faux gameboy ones with some Mario platforming game. Pretty fun.

Walmart steals wages so I steal their products

loss prevention officer here. thanks for all the tips :).

Dolphin here, thanks for all the fish.

No, but everyone that has gains my respect

I deny it

I'll start supporting gamedevs when they actually start caring about their consumers again, cuck.

I once found a disc in one of the demo boxes at gamestop but I gave it back to the clerk.

Any time, keep those little shits from ruining good business.

I swiped Turok for xbox 360 and lunar knights for ds from those walmart bins filled with dvds. I just pretend im rummaging and open them up

>caring about their consumers again
They never cared about the consumer, but ironically games now are supporter far longer than games in the past. Double faggot.

Sneed - Feed and Seed. CHUCK - FUCK AND SUCK WE GET IT HAHAHA HA SO FUNNY BECAUSE FUCK AND SUCK FUCK WHOOOOOA BRO LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELLATIO HOLY WOW HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE? GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE SNEED SELLS FEED AND SEED WHICH IS TOTALLY NORMAL BUT CHUCK, CHUCKY, CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK! FUCK AND SUCK!

I've probably copied a dozen or so Diablo 2 and LoD keys for all my botting needs, but that's about it.

Stole a sealed laptop from circuit city. A guy i knew worked there as firedog and he let me walk out with it.

Not entirely true about devs. It's publishers that never cared about their consumers. Almost all devs today are insufferable though thanks to Twitter basically forcing political opinions out of everyone no one asked for.

Nope. I do know a guy who back in the day stole a copy of FFXI for the PC from gamestop once. They had a shipment box of games opened up on the counter with no one around so he took a copy.

>Youre not allowed to rape and murder black kids
Fucking political shit shoved down my throat.

Yeah I stole a Gameboy camera back then

i stole recoded kh from a bargain bin at walmart

Me and a shithead friend of mine used to steal all the time from a local video store when we were 14. There'd ever only be 1 or 2 people working at a time and didn't have a camera setup. Someone would ask their help to look for a movie, The other would be pocketing 5-6 movies at a time then we'd rent the movie we were asking about so they looked forward to our visits.

It's basically the same as waifufags on Yea Forums - horny 15 year olds that flooded the board someday and just won't fuck off

There is nothing wrong with pedophilia.

Imagine being such a boring person that you think watching the Simpsons is an indicator of anything, and those that haven't watched it should be mocked.

and fucked

so there i was. summer 2003. i hatcheded a plan. i purchase frozen throne and copy key from walmarx. i reseal to my best and ask to speak to manager about no open gaem key. explain to manager i am le poor and bought game without realizing i needed ROC to play xpac and that i will take store credit to get ROC. he agrees and i get ROC. i repeat the process one more time and this is how i finally got a real life friend to play WC3 with me and i ended up with battlefield 1942 after playing maybe 100 hours of demo

I stole Anthem for my girlfriend from a Wal-Mart last month. It was just sitting there out of glass and with no protection. It was a code, but it still worked.
Fuck EA.

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Yes I stole Ridge Racer for the DS from a gamestop.

Dumbasses left the game inside the display case.

Depends on age. Based if you're under 30 but cringe if older than 30 and misssed seasons 1-8.

Id steal from my amazon job loading trucks if i onew games were inside the fuckin boxes. I keep opening them and its trash

>tfw bw2 has been out for 7 years

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Is it piracy or theft if I wrote down the CD key from the manual once?

If you need to just plain invent an argument to win against, and you can't even make it funny or sound true, you're an irredeemable spastic.

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>plain invent an argument
Oof thats some irony coming from you tarditos who cry about muh politics in every new game that comes out. So much so that in a thread about stealing you still start crying about
>MUH POLITICS IN GAMES!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! LET ME KILL NIGGERSSSS!!!!

Depends where you are I guess. My friend and I stole over $5000 worth of Pokemon cards over the course of three years

Since it's the key you basically buy, yes.

Imagine being enough of a contrarian that you don't let yourself enjoy early Simpsons
Reminds me of the virgins who pretend they're volcel since no woman finds them interesting

Back when Gamestop still had PC games I would open the cases, take pictures of the serials, then go home and redeem them on Steam

No, I only stole shit when I was broke that was easy to steal. Hair product (shit is like $20, fuck that), batteries, etc. Games are really, really hard to steal since they're usually locked up or get sent to the from cashiers

Only thing I ever stole that wasn't small was a case of Dr Pepper—It was late and no one was paying attention, so I grabbed a Snicker's and put it where the bar code was so it got scanned instead of the Dr P. God I hated being broke, I never wanna go back.

gj lad

guess that makes niggers moral agents